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**PrivateParts** · 03-29-20 14:53

I've got a lot of time on my hands so I got to thinking: what's a good option out there to rent rooms discreetly and safely? Seems like there is a market out there for the affairs as well as the monger who wants to dabble with outcalls. Renting a hotel room has issues for those who doesn't want a hotel charge on a credit card. Plus a lot of us want the room for daytime use when normal hotels aren't ready. We need a clean, safe place we can pay cash for to host a nooner!

Enter the idea of an Airbnb geared towards the discreet rendezvous. Instead of renting by the night, it can be rented in multiple hour blocks and comes with fresh linens. Anyone out there wanting to startup such a business is welcome to try to copyright "Airbnbbj". All I ask for is discounted rates in return. You'll also need to figure out a cash payment system so the spouse can't find out. It's hard enough for me to hide my petty cash hobby fund from her, so no way can I use a CC or pay an online site without getting caught.

Yes, I'm going stir crazy at home.

**IrishGuy77** · 03-29-20 12:24

Originally Posted by Benz1 [View Original Post]

Not going to hotels reduces my risk.

I need two or three blowjobs a week or life isn't worth living.

Stay safe.

Thinking if it's hands free it reduces the risk! Stay safe! Irish.

**Mr Demonet** · 03-28-20 19:11

Originally Posted by Benz1 [View Original Post]

I checked, kids are home and she's only seeing clients she has seen before, nobody new.

Might as well clip our own because she's not taking her shirt off while the kids are home from school.

I am needing to get a trim soon. Was actually just thinking about this today and wondering if I could find someone (was thinking of posting on CL wanted). Extras always appreciated but honestly just need it cut. Mullet is NOT an attractive look on me, LOL.

**Benz1** · 03-28-20 17:34

Originally Posted by CandidGuy35 [View Original Post]

This service would be useful right now considering all the haircut places are closed to at least April 14th.

I checked, kids are home and she's only seeing clients she has seen before, nobody new.

Might as well clip our own because she's not taking her shirt off while the kids are home from school.

**Pete3854** · 03-28-20 16:08

Originally Posted by CandidGuy35 [View Original Post]

This service would be useful right now considering all the haircut places are closed to at least April 14th.

She has kids at home now. So it's a no go.

**CandidGuy35** · 03-28-20 12:19

This service would be useful right now considering all the haircut places are closed to at least April 14th.

Originally Posted by Benz1 [View Original Post]

I got my topless haircut back in November, I've been encouraging her to meet my Frenz. I told her it will be easy but she needs to use a phone app because these guys automatically search digits for info on the girls. Just a habit not a stalker thing. I think that spooked her.

She's willing to meet one friend now and maybe more later.

Professional hair stylist, working out of her west side home.

She was shy at first but eventually slid her nipple in my mouth. , During the shampoo scalp massage. When she leaned back I asked if the other one felt neglected she said yes and dropped the right titty in my mouth too.

She has her phone app working and is charging 40 for topless haircut.

Extras? You know me. LOL she's very shy and needs money. Charm will mean a lot to her. Turn it on and don't act like a stalker.

Frenz of Benz can pm me. Remember this is just one at a time so if you get the digits and don't go for another week, you are holding up the line. Only ask if you're getting your hair cut very soon.
The tit pic is very close due to a really cool tattoo.

**Mitico7327** · 03-27-20 20:53

LOL I hear you. I'm going stir crazy as I have taken myself completely out until this whole mess is over with.

Originally Posted by Benz1 [View Original Post]

Not going to hotels reduces my risk.

I need two or three blowjobs a week or life isn't worth living.

Stay safe.

**Benz1** · 03-27-20 18:20

Originally Posted by Mitico7327 [View Original Post]

You are hilarious. Let's say she has it. She coughs while in the car with you, now you have it too, that easy. I'm in the Medical field so trust me, I know.

Not going to hotels reduces my risk.

I need two or three blowjobs a week or life isn't worth living.

Stay safe.

**Mitico7327** · 03-27-20 16:39

You are hilarious. Let's say she has it. She coughs while in the car with you, now you have it too, that easy. I'm in the Medical field so trust me, I know.

Originally Posted by Benz1 [View Original Post]

I'm currently seeing the same girl 2 or 3 times a week for a car date.

No I don't want to go in the house for FS. Sorry.

I roll the windows down hand her a disinfectant wipe for her hands. We find our spot 2 miles from her house and proceed to have a limited touch BBBJ with swallow. When she's done she cleans me up with another disinfectant wipe. Drop her off at home safe and sound.

Just thought I would share a safety tip.

Stay safe everyone.

**Benz1** · 03-27-20 16:11

Originally Posted by IrishGuy77 [View Original Post]

I'm a high risk for the virus so I will not be active either. I've been out of game for a bit anyway due to health issues. Hopefully I'll be back at it in a few months when things clear up! Stay safe everyone. Irish.

I'm currently seeing the same girl 2 or 3 times a week for a car date.

No I don't want to go in the house for FS. Sorry.

I roll the windows down hand her a disinfectant wipe for her hands. We find our spot 2 miles from her house and proceed to have a limited touch BBBJ with swallow. When she's done she cleans me up with another disinfectant wipe. Drop her off at home safe and sound.

Just thought I would share a safety tip.

Stay safe everyone.

**IrishGuy77** · 03-27-20 14:15

Originally Posted by ChipCharger [View Original Post]

Alright, I am a smoker with minor respiratory issues, and in the danger zone age wise. I'm following the guidelines. I see quite a few providers are not posting through the crisis. That is OK with me because I'm set. It makes me consider those not posting in a better light safety wise in the long run even though I'm not in the market right now. On the other hand it suggests to me that the ones who are posting are perhaps playing fast and loose safety wise with themselves and others. Guess everyone has to decide for themselves. I get it that they need the income and don't blame them. Nor do I have much issue with mongers who are seeing the ones posting. It is just a bit concerning to me. Just seems we should be exercising caution for awhile until this thing dies down. I'd not like losing mongers or providers when a little caution would prevent that. Stay well.

I'm a high risk for the virus so I will not be active either. I've been out of game for a bit anyway due to health issues. Hopefully I'll be back at it in a few months when things clear up! Stay safe everyone. Irish.

**ChipCharger** · 03-26-20 09:51

Alright, I am a smoker with minor respiratory issues, and in the danger zone age wise. I'm following the guidelines. I see quite a few providers are not posting through the crisis. That is OK with me because I'm set. It makes me consider those not posting in a better light safety wise in the long run even though I'm not in the market right now. On the other hand it suggests to me that the ones who are posting are perhaps playing fast and loose safety wise with themselves and others. Guess everyone has to decide for themselves. I get it that they need the income and don't blame them. Nor do I have much issue with mongers who are seeing the ones posting. It is just a bit concerning to me. Just seems we should be exercising caution for awhile until this thing dies down. I'd not like losing mongers or providers when a little caution would prevent that. Stay well.

**BayCityGuy** · 03-24-20 10:14

Originally Posted by WayneJWorld [View Original Post]

No offense your phrasing it wrong. You aren't getting your dick sucked, your helping feed a starving lady. And your doing it in take out fashion, so you should be good.

This is great! First smile in awhile.

**WayneJWorld** · 03-24-20 09:15

Originally Posted by Monger01 [View Original Post]

I find getting my dick sucked to be an essential service. I guess I will need to write my own letter for this. In case I get pulled over.

No offense your phrasing it wrong. You aren't getting your dick sucked, your helping feed a starving lady. And your doing it in take out fashion, so you should be good.

**Spartan191** · 03-24-20 08:59

Monger is 100% correct
You can tell the authorities that you are relieving a case of Blue balls. You do not want to go to the hospital and take up valuble resources to have that taken care of

Those resources are best used for the COVID-19.

My guess is that Blue Ball syndrome does not rise the level of medical emergencies but I never want to find out.

I am on my shortly to have my balls dranined.

Originally Posted by Monger01 [View Original Post]

I find getting my dick sucked to be an essential service. I guess I will need to write my own letter for this. In case I get pulled over.