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03-18-20 03:27 #22224Senior Member

Posts: 989Still A Few.
Moon and Paradise were open along with the place at 16th and Michigan. Relax, Unwind, and Mercy are closed.
Originally Posted by SideTalker
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03-17-20 18:37 #22223Senior Member

Posts: 208So I am guessing most AMPs are closed, but SXL is open.
CLM also seems to be open. What else?
Going crazy here with the working from home.
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03-17-20 18:19 #22222Senior Member

Posts: 168LatinBliss is terrible
Latina agencies continue to be tough in this city. LatinBliss is no different. I saw a tall girl who claimed to be Puerto Rican, or Colombian, or Dominican. Although she uses the same photo (big ass on a chair), she's seems to change her ethnicity daily.
Anyways. Massage was pretty good, not going to lie. I paid $300 and got the VIP service, which means they massage you nude and allow a lot of roaming.
After about 15 minutes, she flips me over and gives me the roughest jack hammer handjob of my life. Yikes. I couldn't cum after about 10 minutes so I asked her to stop and she got offended. She tried to go back to yanking like she wanted to break it, but I couldn't handle the pain. I got dressed and left. Altogether, it took under 30 minutes. I paid $300 for a pretty good massage and a bruised dick.
Also, she smelled like BO and cheap lube.
Avoid LatinBliss. Flatten the curve of shitty agencies in this town.
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03-17-20 13:01 #22221Senior Member

Posts: 57Pacifico is open.
Originally Posted by ConfuciusMan
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03-17-20 12:56 #22220Senior Member

Posts: 218Update on SXL
It appears I passed along errant info. It seems SXL is running with a lean crew, soa word to the wise for you mongers in particular need.
Originally Posted by Biliator
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03-16-20 21:58 #22219Senior Member

Posts: 341Why spa isn't closed
Still open as of this afternoon.
Originally Posted by ConfuciusMan
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BB.
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03-16-20 21:11 #22218Senior Member

Posts: 936Closings
It's going to be all shops soon. These women are from China and and they aren't messing around. Unlike a lot of naive Americans, they know how bad this is going to get. I wouldn't be surprised to see them close until summer.
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03-16-20 20:06 #22217Senior Member

Posts: 989Ruby Spa Closed
Unless they opened late today. Comfort and Jennifer were open.
Originally Posted by ConfuciusMan
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03-16-20 20:03 #22216Senior Member

Posts: 218Sxl
SXL is closed for at least two weeks. I don't know if there's much still open right now.
Originally Posted by ConfuciusMan
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03-16-20 18:39 #22215Banned Member

Posts: 317Belmont ave
Why spa and Belmont spa closed for 2 weeks. What ones are open?
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03-16-20 13:03 #22214Senior Member

Posts: 64Green closing for at least a week
I assume this means Sunny too. Stay safe.
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03-16-20 01:56 #22213Senior Member

Posts: 318This was Chicago Land massage and her name was Laura. A simple google search will lead you there.
Originally Posted by Jason750
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03-15-20 14:10 #22212Senior Member

Posts: 390D & D on Archer
The name of this place makes it hard to find reviews using the "search" function. Just curious if anyone's been there, what it's like. See lots of racy ads in "CityX" and others. I thought I'd tried all the places along Archer.
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03-15-20 12:59 #22211Senior Member

Posts: 989Dropping Off
Looked like Golden Dream and West River are both closed along with Oki Doki. Most of the other places on Chicago and Grand were open.
Originally Posted by OFCharlie
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03-15-20 08:06 #22210Senior Member

Posts: 208Can't read numbers
Something other than the virus.
Was at my go to AMP and after some serious teasing for 45 minutes was about to do my imitation of Old Faithful (well at least the old part is accurate) and in walks 1 of you. By this time mt and I were so into it we were hardly distracted by discussion in lobby. 1 minute or so after eruption monger opens door. Mt screams NOOOOOOOO! And leaps to door like a deer and slams it shut. Turns out he didn't read room number.
When it was all over mt and I had a good laugh.













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