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03-16-20 13:39 #2010Senior Member

Posts: 74Best Love Struck Monger Song Ever
Originally Posted by Effnonit
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Originally Posted by Infatuated
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I would only be dating myself if Mighty Mouse's 1957 theme was as far as my Captain Save-A-H** references went. I, however, be one badass Renaissance Man capable of also tying the rose-colored-optimism of a true Save-A-H** Heart with the sentiments so eloquently espoused in Adam Sandler's "She Comes Home To Me": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwucgxUskGE.
Originally Posted by Niteluvr
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Enjoy, my friends. This song never fails to make me smile:
Though I have been a fool for love
I have finally made my score
I got a girl, and I don't mean to boast
But she loves me the most
Even though she's a highly paid *****
She'll give head to a sheep
She can stuff three cocks in her cheek
But she comes home to me
She'll do the groom and the best man
She'll slap your ass in the back of a van
But she comes home to me
She could fuck nine guys in a row
But still have a tenth for me
And I'm the only one who gets to kiss them lips
Unless you pay an extra fifty
So mister, don't you fall in love
Cause I'm the only cat who doesn't wear a glove
Since her heart belongs to me
She has a throat that just won't quit
She can take all of it
And still have room for your balls
But she shops in the malls for me
She'll say twelve then call back and say one
But I don't care I know it's just work not fun
When she blows you, Jack
Don't you think she's not thinking of me
She'll go down on a yack, lick a horse's nutsack
But strictly for the cash
And it's only me who doesn't pay a fee
To watch her put a water bottle in her gash
(Put a water bottle in her gash)
She'll let you suck her nips till they're leakin'
But don't you dare try to go antique-ing
Cause she does that with me
Her pussy's sweet as honey
But when she moans, it's just for the money
Unless she's sittin' on me
She'll cram your asshole with a mouse
But she won't do it in our house
Tough luck, Jack
She knows that don't fly with me
She might eat your wife's box
But she won't tell ya where you left your socks
She rolled up and down your fat prick
But it was me who took her to the Meg Ryan flick
She's got a face full of nuts
And a mouth full of cocks
She's done Seal, Larry King, four New Kids on the Block
She blew the Winnepeg Jets right after a game
But they never got to know her actual name
On your face she will piss
On your chest she might poop
But she won't prepare her famous vegetable soup
That's simply reserved..
Oh she'll bite ya, she'll spank ya
But she'll never thank you for free
Cause baby... comes home to me
Comin' home!!
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03-15-20 21:56 #2009Banned Member

Posts: 136341987? Says it was created in 1958. TV theme songs didn't sound like that in 1987.
Originally Posted by Infatuated
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03-15-20 21:07 #2008Senior Member

Posts: 412You did good for us.
Hey Nova, sorry if I offended you anyway, I thought it was funny and posted the LOL, LOL post. What I can tell from your post that you are always looking for a CLEAN provider which is very hard to find. Jessica is flake and she stands you up frequently but she is good looking and clean provider. I'm not worried about catching some shit from her and you did us a favor by posting that she is available. I would rather have her as a UTR then advertising all over the place and would not mind paying a little extra.
Originally Posted by Novalimber2
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There are always people who would never be pay more than 80 and there are some guys who are ready to pick fight for no reason so don't take it personally and move on. I have seen some assholes insults someone for no reason while pumping a gas at a BP. This is place is a public place and trust me there always some guys lurking around to pick on other people.
Thanks for all your posts about Jessica.
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03-15-20 19:12 #2007Senior Member

Posts: 297Regularl
Thanks for piling on LOL.
As I said, I 've been a regular of Jessica's for over 10 years and been through "thick and thin" with her.
I provided some information for the guys on the forum (what this is all about).
You are correct. Rates, reliability and quality of service are not dictated by any one individual (including me). In the end, the market will bear out (no pun intended). In the end, as with all girls. Some will see her and some will not.
Moving on now. Be safe and have fun.
Originally Posted by BusyLurker
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03-15-20 17:47 #2006Senior Member

Posts: 177You are dating yourself. That show theme has not aired since 1987. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJvM8eYcpL0.
Originally Posted by Effnonit
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03-15-20 17:33 #2005Senior Member

Posts: 2340I suspect he pulled that info out of his ass.
Originally Posted by BigDaddyRob
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03-15-20 16:55 #2004Senior Member

Posts: 41At a loss for words
I'm not in the same boat as you. Money paid does not equate to service received. All of these SWs have given good and bad service at varying rates. The best experience I have ever had was for 40 $ two pops, the SW was stunning in terms of behavior, looks, and performance. I couldn't believe it. SWs play a psychological game that manipulates your sense of value. Why do they choose to manipulate value? Because that's what they struggle with internally everyday. In any case, they define a high quality guy in relationship to what gives them the best experience. So you are classy if you don't negotiate and tip and pay their absurd asking price and send them gifts whenever they need it, and you are cheap or ghetto if you don't. Notice what's happening, they praise you for helping them out, and shame you if you don't. What would this look like reversed? The best girls are the cheapest girls who are respectful and give the best service. What world do you want to live in, a world where women are beautiful behave well and are cheap like in Bangkok? Or in this inflated zone in America where guys have fallen for lies and believe the best girls are the one who you pay the most for? You mentioned that Jessica doesn't respond to you, and you have to schedule based on her convenience, that doesn't sound like good service to me. It sounds like you are at the mercy of her schedule, sounds like she is the boss and you are the employee. If that's your thing, then I get it and I'm not attempting to shame you. But if it's not, we should recognize that, and drive down rates for girls canceling short notice or not responding, by not responding to them and leaving them with less customers. We can enforce good behavior by black listing SWs, but it fails miserably when we have guys who for whatever reason get super attached to one attractive girl, when there's an uncountable supply of them. At the end of the day, another hot sexy girl willing to bounce on you for 80 $ or some weed or clothes and probably treat you better than Jessica is turning 18 literally everyday single day. What am I missing? Maybe I'm not understanding what you are saying.
Originally Posted by BusyLurker
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03-15-20 13:57 #2003Senior Member

Posts: 146How would you knwo that unless you know the guy, and here is the report;.
Originally Posted by YesTheyDo
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"It identifies the victim as a 67-year-old male. The release says he was hospitalized at WellStar Kennestone – located in Marietta -- after testing positive on March 7.
In addition to having coronavirus, the Georgia Department of Public Health says the victim also had underlying medical conditions".
Most normal folks are at low risk to get it or have it severe, I happen to be low risk, but high risk of complications if I get severely, so I am removed from mongering for now.
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03-15-20 13:04 #2002Banned Member

Posts: 1610The spread of the flu has been even more rampant, Pete. Did you shut yourself down in October because of the flu? What do you think would happen to you if by some small chance you did come down with "The Virus"? Would that be an immediate death sentence for you? If you are that physically compromised then for your own protection you should not even leave your house. Do what you need to do but this irrational fear is destroying us socially and financially all in the name of being "safe". I'm in your age group and I'm going to go about my business as much as I can although my life has been severely compromised, not by "The Virus" but by the goddam fear police. That includes visiting my favorite providers. I will not be compromised by rampant, irrational fear and neither should the rest of you. Use common sense, yes, but do not cave in to the fear mongers and nanny state nazis.
Originally Posted by PeterJohnson
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03-15-20 12:54 #2001Senior Member

Posts: 307The only news being released by normal sources is that he was a 67 year old man with underlying health problems and died in a hospital in Marietta. To believe anything more than that, I would need some pretty solid evidence.
Originally Posted by YesTheyDo
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03-15-20 12:54 #2000Senior Member

Posts: 112Thanks, Nova
You did the board a solid. Jessica was one of the top providers in the area for 8-10 years. Over the years, she (and other providers) have "flaked" on me by asking me to reschedule. Big deal.
Originally Posted by Novalimber2
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You let her regulars know that she was back, and they will be happy to pay extra for a session that doesn't require screening, a dick pic, meet and greet, pre-payment, etc. And, they know what she looks like (great-looking by most guys' standards) and that she'll give a great session.
One guy thought her rates were too high and didn't like the fact that she canceled, but many of her regulars will probably be happy to go through a cancellation and will have no problem paying her rates. Who's two say she's not worth what's she's asking or her rates are too high?
While many guys here apparently would rather fuck Hillary Clinton for $80 than Beyonce for $200+, Jessica's customers are willing to pay more for a good-looking provider who gives the service level they want.
Thanks for the heads up. I plan on seeing her, paying more than $80, and plan on having to reschedule at least once. Not a problem.
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03-15-20 12:53 #1999Banned Member

Posts: 1610Smh
So what? He was 67 years old with health complications. If you are even reasonably healthy you aren't going to die from "The Virus". Ridiculous. Madness. Insanity. But at least we're safe, yes by god, we are safe. We are destroying our lives around us but by god we are safe. Stupid.
Originally Posted by YesTheyDo
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03-15-20 11:59 #1998Senior Member

Posts: 2340Do you have a link or a legit source to prove this?
Originally Posted by YesTheyDo
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03-15-20 11:37 #1997Senior Member

Posts: 277Well sourced?
YTD, Do you have this info from a pretty good source? I wonder how long ago he visited a MP.
Originally Posted by YesTheyDo
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Wiz.
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03-15-20 09:39 #1996Regular Member

Posts: 12Covid 19
To whom to may it concern.
Sunset Massage Cumming and Massage Pro Suwanee on Peachtree Parkway will be closed as of March 16th 2020 for an undetermined amount of time due to the COVID-19 virus. The owner has decided to close to try and help the community in fighting this virus. At this time there has been no sign of the virus being present in either of the locations.
Thank you for your patronage, God bless you and please stay safe.







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