Massage Parlor Reports

[SideTalker]

Heard today she was let go by sxl. I have no details. But if you were wise enough to get her phone number, I envy you.

I always had the impression there was some bad blood between emily and the older ladies there. I always opted for emily and the others always looked super pissed.

[AngelBravo]

I tried CLM for first time, Laura was available ath hotel new O'Hare. Made appointment via the phone, light screening.

When I arrived at the lot I called them again to get her room#, prompt response. Smooth process. At the room, Laura welcomed me in her lingerie. Sexy outfit. Laura is skinny blonde from Slovakia, pretty face, 32 B, nice ass, maybe mid twenties. No kids.

Beside that session was OK, $$ for 1 hr, she started with massage when I laid on my belly, 15 minutes later she flipped me and sit on my chest and massaged my legs. My hands freely could roam anywhere, when inside her panties took her bra off while she massaged, around another 15 minutes. Then she asked if I wanted L1 finish, then started to play with the stick. After a while, I asked her to sit on the side so I can see her face while doing it, she wouldn't take her panties off though, bummer. Watching her pretty face while playing with her p*why really get me going and pop 10 minutes later. She then cleaned me up and offered me a shower, I did it.

Overall, the price is too steep for L1, her looks make it up, friendly, and shower is a plus.

So, I'm going to report that this is obviously a YMMV situation. When I arrived I was immediately told to strip and she did as well, the panties never came back on. She does offer FS and everything else but to be honest it's not my thing so I didn't take it. Roaming for me and FIV was completely allowed although I also didn't take that avenue. (I'm super safe and worried about exchanging any bodily fluids). Here is how I will rate her, please keep in mind I'm very particular to good looks and like to be honest to possibly save others the trouble since pics are not 100% reliable.

Age: Late 20's early 30's.

Face - 7, she might be an 8 but I have a sensitive nose and I can smell cigarettes or maybe just slightly bad breath. It wasn't unbearable but I wasn't inclined to get near her face because of it.

Body - 8. 5 She's a skinny girl so of that's your thing she's perfect. She has a nice butt, soft and not firm but she does have natural breasts although they are a small B.

Personality - 9 I know many people might not care for this but how a person treats you, or comes across as friendly is huge for me and in this aspect she was great. Super friendly and makes you feel comfortable.

Massage - 7 She has strong hands but she doesn't have much of a technique, she does allow you to give her a massage which has half of my time. I enjoyed that best.

Please note when you arrive she will reach down in your junk as a LEO Check, she also expects you to also grab her to make her feel comfortable. I would do this before any donations are exchanged.

Hope this helps.

Angel.

[Biliator]

I tried to get her WeChat, but she wouldn't fork it over. Is JuJu still there?

Yes, Juju is still there.

[Fit312]

Heard today she was let go by sxl. I have no details. But if you were wise enough to get her phone number, I envy you.

I tried to get her WeChat, but she wouldn't fork it over. Is JuJu still there?

[Biliator]

Damn she was hot. So hot I actually got her name. Had a massage last week with someone slightly older, didn't catch name. She a decent bod and was bare, did 69 and it was good.

Sounds like you may have spent a little quality time with Kelly.

[OrdLover]

Heard today she was let go by sxl. I have no details. But if you were wise enough to get her phone number, I envy you.

Damn I never gotten her number. If you have her number. Please keep us updated to where she going to pop up. And you know she going to pop up again.

[Sempisan]

Heard today she was let go by sxl. I have no details. But if you were wise enough to get her phone number, I envy you.

Damn she was hot. So hot I actually got her name. Had a massage last week with someone slightly older, didn't catch name. She a decent bod and was bare, did 69 and it was good.

[Biliator]

Heard today she was let go by sxl. I have no details. But if you were wise enough to get her phone number, I envy you.

[Ufeelmylove143]

What is mamasan?

Please look at forum abbrevations if you don't understand the meaning of any words here. She is the manager of the parlor.

[Afinder2001]

I tried CLM for first time, Laura was available ath hotel new O'Hare. Made appointment via the phone, light screening.

When I arrived at the lot I called them again to get her room#, prompt response. Smooth process. At the room, Laura welcomed me in her lingerie. Sexy outfit. Laura is skinny blonde from Slovakia, pretty face, 32 B, nice ass, maybe mid twenties. No kids.

Beside that session was OK, $$ for 1 hr, she started with massage when I laid on my belly, 15 minutes later she flipped me and sit on my chest and massaged my legs. My hands freely could roam anywhere, when inside her panties took her bra off while she massaged, around another 15 minutes. Then she asked if I wanted L1 finish, then started to play with the stick. After a while, I asked her to sit on the side so I can see her face while doing it, she wouldn't take her panties off though, bummer. Watching her pretty face while playing with her p*why really get me going and pop 10 minutes later. She then cleaned me up and offered me a shower, I did it.

Overall, the price is too steep for L1, her looks make it up, friendly, and shower is a plus.

[Ufeelmylove143]

Is this place still alive and kicking?

Yes, just saw Genie a week ago she is the only lice one over there. New mamasan and quality of girls dropped significatly. I saw a couple of other girls they demand more morey now. I gave 140 and she was complaining that in california she get 160 mininum.

[Dossy1]

Gentlemen. I was walking to a meeting in the South Loop. 500 Block of South Dearborn. Saw the typical massage sign, with the small waiting room.

I did not have time to stop in, but may TOFTT next week if I have the time. Anyone know the place? Care to report? Thanks and stay safe.

Not a bad place. Standard level 1 with a decent massage.

[Member #6352]

If you're looking for a great Nuru experience, see Soni if she is still around. I saw her about a year ago in her apartment right off LSD in Lakeview. One of the best experiences I've had.

Legit Nuru gel.

L1 only and a bit expensive $2. But that Polish girl had huge puppies and a great body. Very friendly. Totally nude and lets a lot of roaming. Decent, clean apartment. I almost blew before I flipped.

She's a real treat.

I used to live down the street from her actually, she was FANTASTIC though a bit pricey. However, last time I saw her was beginning of 2018 and she said she was moving on, possibly switching cities.

Have not seen any ads since, would also be interested to hear if she stayed around.

[PhilMendel]

WTF? Thank you so much for this report. Total disappointment at 250 and doesn't use NURU gel. Some of them just think a little B2B is NURU. And on top of that a shit hole. Stay the fuck away from that. I have had could B2B with smaller breasted girls that were good but this sounds terrible.

If you're looking for a great Nuru experience, see Soni if she is still around. I saw her about a year ago in her apartment right off LSD in Lakeview. One of the best experiences I've had.

Legit Nuru gel.

L1 only and a bit expensive $2. But that Polish girl had huge puppies and a great body. Very friendly. Totally nude and lets a lot of roaming. Decent, clean apartment. I almost blew before I flipped.

She's a real treat.

[AsiaPhileJake1]

I visited Alana at their site on Archer.

https://chicago.rubratings.com/51895

First, and I knew full well the pictures would not match, the only resemblance between the pictured Alana and the real Alana is a) they are both black, and b) they both have small breasts.

So I showed up for a massage around 3:00 PM. As with a lot of this type of operation, they give you an address, and when you arrive, they give you the real address which is several doors away. The establishment, if you can call it that, would be, at best, classified as a dump. A very small (and heated only by a portable heater) massage room with an even smaller massage table. Alana was a short and petite provider, with A cup breasts. I asked for my options, and Nuru massage was an option. Since I had never tried this, I agreed to Nuru, and I got the price down to $250. After dropping the money off, Alana came back and removed her clothes; I had already had done so and was laying on the table. She got something that had the texture of hand lotion, and she rubbed on her front and my back. She then proceeded to rub back and forth on my back with her front. Even though I am in no way experienced, Nuru massage is not that entertaining from a woman with small breasts. I could feel her breasts when she rubbed, but it was a minuscule amount. After a while, Alana got some more "lotion" and repeated the process, front-to-front. She only did it with her head next to mine; never with her privates near my hands or face. After about 10 minutes, I was ready to get out. I indicated that I was ready to finish, and Alana sat on my stomach, facing toward my feet, and gave me a mediocre HJ. I'm sure that my attitude at the time influenced my review. Alana then cleaned me up below and then used a pan with lukewarm water to clean the rest of the lotion off me. Out of curiosity, I asked how much FS would have been, and she replied $100 more. Man, I'm glad I didn't partake in that the $250 I had already spent was one of the worst financial decisions I had ever made. For that money, I could have gone to Exercise and enjoyed a far more pleasurable experience. After everything, Alana gave me a peck on the cheek and told me to "come back soon..

WTF? Thank you so much for this report. Total disappointment at 250 and doesn't use NURU gel. Some of them just think a little B2B is NURU. And on top of that a shit hole. Stay the fuck away from that. I have had could B2B with smaller breasted girls that were good but this sounds terrible.