Escort Reports

[ZigBang1]

Who the F is 'river'? I'm curious. I'm asking. Please don't tell me that I've been on here long enough that I should know.

Seen river today she's on the south east side (beachwood) nice girl enjoyed my time couldn't get FS because no condom bit must say her BBBJCIM was all I needed will see again for sure.

[Keithj8500]

Seen river today she's on the south east side (beachwood) nice girl enjoyed my time couldn't get FS because no condom bit must say her BBBJCIM was all I needed will see again for sure.

[PawgLover440]

Is there any good ones in Lorain.

[JohnnyBoy2543]

http://cleveland.skipthegames.com/fe...i/447451074972

Scheduled with this one today at West side neighborhood. Easy enough to schedule but when I got there there was an old man sitting on a chair in the driveway. Talked to her on the phone, seemed legit but I didn't feel like making small talk with the old man just to walk to her door, so I split because I had a nearby option.

http://cleveland.skipthegames.com/fe...y/408136659644

Met this one today instead. Scheduled simple and fast, $. 2 for the hh, offered $ and she took it.

She was in a basement of a friend's house west side neighborhood, Air mattress on the floor.

Cute girl except for her teeth. Curvey body with great tits and decent ass, bit of a gut.

I've been hobbying too long. Had an enjoyable time even though there were three large dogs and several children upstairs raising some serious hell. Didn't even bother me a bit SMH. Probably would repeat.

Saw her last week. Similar experience. Usual set up went to a basement with a shitty makeshift mattress on floor. Kids upstairs running and screaming. She was pretty high but functional. Took pants and panties off but no top. Started with BBBJ wich was actually pretty good. I was going to stick with that but she seemed like she was getting tired and losing steam. She offered bb but given the surroundings I opted to cover. Pounded out in k9 finished in bag then high tailed it out of there. She's not bad overall but a shitty experience. One and done.

[LikeEmTiny]

216-xxx-4451's ads, images and more. Escort Index.

https://escortindex.com/ad/cleveland...4451/1/1599635 any info on this one would be great if not may visit on Monday and will let ya know thanks.

I posted on here about here a few weeks back and there was another one recently. She is either crazy high or super drink. Huge turnout for me and I know the other review was the same. You cannot understand what she is saying in the phone so if you choose to see her just text. I'd advise to go elsewhere.

[LikeEmTiny]

Alright boys, so I slightly took one for the team last night.

As I said in the earlier post, I was trying to text and make some arrangements with quite a few women during the day yesterday on Friday while I work. Only ones who responded seems sketchy as fuck so I avoided and all the ones I wanted to see were radio silence.

Fast forward to about 8:30 pm, I decide to throw one more hail mary out on text to a few I wanted to see because of Escort Babylon reviews. (More on that later).

Crystal responds. https://escortbabylon.net/posts_view...011/2162303159 Now I had seen the older pictures obviously and was looking for the chick in that picture. Which may or may not be her, so I make my way over after collecting an hour donation from reading one of the escort babylon reviews, which let me say are probably all bullshit.

I had read about her that she was an ex stripper and she would do strip teases and such, lapdance and then get down to the sucking and fucking. So essentially rev the engine up a little, which I enjoy, some change to the normal, here is your money, take your clothes off, suck it till it's hard and let me pound till I bust experiences. This thought process lead me to do the hour for $. 40.

So I get her address and drive over, it's in a run down area off fleet, (which area around fleet isn't run down?) anyways. I drive over, of course in the hood, none of the fucking houses ever have addresses that are easily visible, so I text, I'm here, is your house the one with the light on and the pumpkin decoration on it? She replies Yes and to give her a minute because she's using the bathroom. Okay, cool.

About ten minutes goes past and during this time I see a heavier weight chick with some mixed kids come out of a different house, a few houses down so I ignore it, they are walking a puppy and letting it piss and shit or whatever.

She texts me and says come to the door.

I get out my ride, lock it up, head towards the house with the pumpkin decoration and she screams from the same house as the mixed kids and puppy and I'm like, in my head, "Oh fuck here we go. ".

Now I am always armed, and I'm not really worried about being rolled, because if they get me, they are going to be hurt or shot at the least, plus I only carry the donation with me and nothing else really as when I was a young monger I was robbed of my paycheck when I was stupid and carried lots of cash with me to hookers. So I am not really worried but I pay attention.

So going into the house I already know there is more than one chick, and kids, so that changes the game a bit. Last thing I want to do is end up hurting some kid if I someone tries to roll me.

So the entry way is PITCH fucking dark, so I pull out my phone and use it as a flash light. I instantly am thinking the house doesn't have power, it's a decrepit rundown joint that they just fuck out of to get money, but after getting through the maze of shit in the "Living room" by flashlight, I do see there is power as there is lights in the kitchen area. We go upstairs and she tells me some sob story about her cat getting out, I ask who's in the house and she says, Just my sister (Lie but alright).

We walk up the stairs off the kitchen and I wonder who the fuck built this house, the stairs are nearly like a god damn ladder, they are so narrow and steep and there is no railing because it obviously was ripped off the wall by the two holes where a railing SHOULD be. I get upstairs, it's a small landing with doors diagonal one another and she pulls closed the left one, saying it's her sister's room and she didn't want her to wander out (Essentially I'm thinking this is where the kids are). We enter the right one.

It's a pretty decent sized room with one large lamp in the corner and probably the shoddiest blow up half-twin (I would guess child sized?) mattress on the floor near the ledge. Now this is super sketchy trap house shit as there are blankets just jammed into window frames and towels jammed into the other doors to keep them shut from the looks of it. I'm thinking, WTF did I walk into? Cigarette butts are crushed on a table near the bed, just put out there and left, bottles of gatorade and other shit just half drank and laying around, so if I haven't painted a good enough mental picture for you, it's a dump.

I also finally get a good look at her as she's now in a lit up room and she was wearing like loose pajama type apparel, as she starts taking off her clothes and asks for the donation.

Now I normally don't like when they straight ask for it in the beginning, but I get it, probably some fucks have ripped them off, so I figure, fuck it, if she rips me off she rips me off.

So I give it over, she counts it and then tucks it in the pajama pants pocket. Then says something about her cat again, and having to maybe go look for him (so warning bells go off, she's got my money and she's going to leave the room, this is a ripoff). But I again say, alright lets see how this goes. She then calls her sister on her cell phone and says, "Oh cool she's going to go get him. " and the other door opens in the landing and I relax a bit.

She takes off the rest of her clothes and boy o boy is she not the girl in the pictures. Now when I say that, I'm not saying she's not the same person, I'm saying those pictures are probably 50-60 pounds ago? Or a baby ago? She's flabby, big tits but they are fat tits, not big pert nice tits. They are straight fat girl tits. Now I'm so deep in and she has the money, so I figure fuck it lets see.

She starts out with a bit of a handjob / boobjob combo which doesn't particularly do much for me, but it makes the little soldier stand up a bit and say howdy so, I guess it's working right?

She then puts a rubber on and blows me for a good fifteen or so minutes, doing different rhythms and types of cock sucking combo, which does get me nice and hard. Now I barely can bust from blowjobs, but I do enjoy them and they are a good way to prime the pump as it were, so she asks if I want her to get on top and figure, why not. She rides it for a bit, doing the typical hooker bullshit of. "Oh yeah, Damn baby, Oh shit. " type of sexy talk which does literally nothing for me. She's adequately tight for a fatter girl and I eventually after about ten or so go let me get on top.

I get on missionary and start to bang it, again pussy isn't bad, so I pound it hard and fast for about ten more minutes and bust in the cover.

She cleans me up with a "clean" pair of her panties, (Fucking ew) and then asks if I want a backrub, so since I've paid for the hour I'm like, why the fuck not. Put my boxers back on and lay down.

Now she rubs my back, but when I say she doesn't know what she's doing with rubbing my back, that's a god damn understatement. It felt like someone with Cerebral Palsy was rubbing my back with their bad hand. It was so bad guys.

I let her do that about ten more and than say, "Alright thanks, that was great. " Get up and get dressed and start to head out.

As I'm heading out, I go down the stairs, into the kitchen and out towards the dining room area and there is some fucking older dude, probably in his fifties if I had to guess, doing what looks like rolling a joint on the little table there. He doesn't even look up at me and she says, "Oh that's my uncle. ".

So summary for those of you that didn't read the whole thing.

TL; DR:

She's fat now.

She seems nice enough, didn't rip me off.

One and done for me. And there will be multiple people in the house if you do an Incall.

So if you're into fat girls with big fat tits, and covered EVERYTHING, including BJ. She's not a bad buy.

But if you are looking for the woman in the pictures, she's not available anymore unfortunately.

I read the whole thing and thought it was so funny. I have found myself doing the same things as you. Funny how we get when we think with the other head. Thanks for the info!

[Lrkin]

Just some scam.

Any intel, been posting awhile.

https://cleveland.skipthegames.com/f...d/209347598020

[CTom86]

Original Link is gone, I am thinking this is the same one.

https://escortbabylon.net/image_list/2166122405

I had a horrible experience with Chrystal as well.

[CurioTraveler]

Saw Beauty again recently in a clean hotel near airport. She's great as always. Candidate for best blowjob in Ohio. BBBJCOF, CFS, and more. She's cute and sexy, no runway model but a hot little body that gets the job done. And she's so nasty (in a good way, LOL). Really does it for me. Treat her right if you see her. She loves what she does. One of my favorites.

[Lancelot Link]

Any intel, been posting awhile.

https://cleveland.skipthegames.com/f...d/209347598020

[Rafter17]

This one looks promising.

Wondering if anyone has seen her before.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...land/46239197/

She raised her rates in latest ad. 150 hhr and 200 hr.

[CBaker216]

I saw the first one when she first started. She looked like the pics and was the only one staying in the room. Must have went downhill quickly. I've texted with the second one, but not seen her. I've always wondered which girl your'e getting since it looks like two different girls in the pics.

I made the drive to Elyria only to be ghosted by another provider, and despite having read these reviews, contacted Vicky since I was there. We traded texts for a bit but she accommodated short notice. The hotel is conveniently located and there is no lobby with a front desk you have to walk by to get to the elevator. I saw Veronica and the dude coming out of the elevator as I went up. The room was relatively neat and had no cigarette smell. Vicky looks like her pictures, is tiny, and is very friendly and outgoing. I saw no evidence of drug use despite what is said in the other post. We started with a BBBJ and about ten minutes into things there's the knock referred to in the other post. Vicky went to the door to shoo Veronica away but let her in explaining that she was there without the dude and was going to take a shower. Vicky was being so nice to me I decided to let it go and we got back to things. That's when I recalled her ad saying she did service with two providers so I asked. Sure enough she teemed up with Veronica. Vicky is perky and she immediately asked if I wanted a threesome. Duh, I said yes but explained that I hadn't brought any extra cash into the hotel. Lo and behold she told me that I could have two for one. As Veronica's ad indicates, someone had given her a bad review, and things were slow. I was happy to be the beneficiary but having seen the knocking repeat itself I would advise on reaching an understanding about it in advance. Vicky is the first link below.

http://elyria.skipthegames.com/femal...r/317021158260

http://elyria.skipthegames.com/femal...n/666194098025

[HarryForNow]

Original Link is gone, I am thinking this is the same one.

https://escortbabylon.net/image_list/2166122405

Alright boys, so I slightly took one for the team last night.

As I said in the earlier post, I was trying to text and make some arrangements with quite a few women during the day yesterday on Friday while I work. Only ones who responded seems sketchy as fuck so I avoided and all the ones I wanted to see were radio silence.

Fast forward to about 8:30 pm, I decide to throw one more hail mary out on text to a few I wanted to see because of Escort Babylon reviews. (More on that later).

Crystal responds. https://escortbabylon.net/posts_view...011/2162303159 Now I had seen the older pictures obviously and was looking for the chick in that picture. Which may or may not be her, so I make my way over after collecting an hour donation from reading one of the escort babylon reviews, which let me say are probably all bullshit.

I had read about her that she was an ex stripper and she would do strip teases and such, lapdance and then get down to the sucking and fucking. So essentially rev the engine up a little, which I enjoy, some change to the normal, here is your money, take your clothes off, suck it till it's hard and let me pound till I bust experiences. This thought process lead me to do the hour for $. 40.

So I get her address and drive over, it's in a run down area off fleet, (which area around fleet isn't run down?) anyways. I drive over, of course in the hood, none of the fucking houses ever have addresses that are easily visible, so I text, I'm here, is your house the one with the light on and the pumpkin decoration on it? She replies Yes and to give her a minute because she's using the bathroom. Okay, cool.

About ten minutes goes past and during this time I see a heavier weight chick with some mixed kids come out of a different house, a few houses down so I ignore it, they are walking a puppy and letting it piss and shit or whatever.

She texts me and says come to the door.

I get out my ride, lock it up, head towards the house with the pumpkin decoration and she screams from the same house as the mixed kids and puppy and I'm like, in my head, "Oh fuck here we go. ".

Now I am always armed, and I'm not really worried about being rolled, because if they get me, they are going to be hurt or shot at the least, plus I only carry the donation with me and nothing else really as when I was a young monger I was robbed of my paycheck when I was stupid and carried lots of cash with me to hookers. So I am not really worried but I pay attention.

So going into the house I already know there is more than one chick, and kids, so that changes the game a bit. Last thing I want to do is end up hurting some kid if I someone tries to roll me.

So the entry way is PITCH fucking dark, so I pull out my phone and use it as a flash light. I instantly am thinking the house doesn't have power, it's a decrepit rundown joint that they just fuck out of to get money, but after getting through the maze of shit in the "Living room" by flashlight, I do see there is power as there is lights in the kitchen area. We go upstairs and she tells me some sob story about her cat getting out, I ask who's in the house and she says, Just my sister (Lie but alright).

We walk up the stairs off the kitchen and I wonder who the fuck built this house, the stairs are nearly like a god damn ladder, they are so narrow and steep and there is no railing because it obviously was ripped off the wall by the two holes where a railing SHOULD be. I get upstairs, it's a small landing with doors diagonal one another and she pulls closed the left one, saying it's her sister's room and she didn't want her to wander out (Essentially I'm thinking this is where the kids are). We enter the right one.

It's a pretty decent sized room with one large lamp in the corner and probably the shoddiest blow up half-twin (I would guess child sized?) mattress on the floor near the ledge. Now this is super sketchy trap house shit as there are blankets just jammed into window frames and towels jammed into the other doors to keep them shut from the looks of it. I'm thinking, WTF did I walk into? Cigarette butts are crushed on a table near the bed, just put out there and left, bottles of gatorade and other shit just half drank and laying around, so if I haven't painted a good enough mental picture for you, it's a dump.

I also finally get a good look at her as she's now in a lit up room and she was wearing like loose pajama type apparel, as she starts taking off her clothes and asks for the donation.

Now I normally don't like when they straight ask for it in the beginning, but I get it, probably some fucks have ripped them off, so I figure, fuck it, if she rips me off she rips me off.

So I give it over, she counts it and then tucks it in the pajama pants pocket. Then says something about her cat again, and having to maybe go look for him (so warning bells go off, she's got my money and she's going to leave the room, this is a ripoff). But I again say, alright lets see how this goes. She then calls her sister on her cell phone and says, "Oh cool she's going to go get him. " and the other door opens in the landing and I relax a bit.

She takes off the rest of her clothes and boy o boy is she not the girl in the pictures. Now when I say that, I'm not saying she's not the same person, I'm saying those pictures are probably 50-60 pounds ago? Or a baby ago? She's flabby, big tits but they are fat tits, not big pert nice tits. They are straight fat girl tits. Now I'm so deep in and she has the money, so I figure fuck it lets see.

She starts out with a bit of a handjob / boobjob combo which doesn't particularly do much for me, but it makes the little soldier stand up a bit and say howdy so, I guess it's working right?

She then puts a rubber on and blows me for a good fifteen or so minutes, doing different rhythms and types of cock sucking combo, which does get me nice and hard. Now I barely can bust from blowjobs, but I do enjoy them and they are a good way to prime the pump as it were, so she asks if I want her to get on top and figure, why not. She rides it for a bit, doing the typical hooker bullshit of. "Oh yeah, Damn baby, Oh shit. " type of sexy talk which does literally nothing for me. She's adequately tight for a fatter girl and I eventually after about ten or so go let me get on top.

I get on missionary and start to bang it, again pussy isn't bad, so I pound it hard and fast for about ten more minutes and bust in the cover.

She cleans me up with a "clean" pair of her panties, (Fucking ew) and then asks if I want a backrub, so since I've paid for the hour I'm like, why the fuck not. Put my boxers back on and lay down.

Now she rubs my back, but when I say she doesn't know what she's doing with rubbing my back, that's a god damn understatement. It felt like someone with Cerebral Palsy was rubbing my back with their bad hand. It was so bad guys.

I let her do that about ten more and than say, "Alright thanks, that was great. " Get up and get dressed and start to head out.

As I'm heading out, I go down the stairs, into the kitchen and out towards the dining room area and there is some fucking older dude, probably in his fifties if I had to guess, doing what looks like rolling a joint on the little table there. He doesn't even look up at me and she says, "Oh that's my uncle. ".

So summary for those of you that didn't read the whole thing.

TL; DR:

She's fat now.

She seems nice enough, didn't rip me off.

One and done for me. And there will be multiple people in the house if you do an Incall.

So if you're into fat girls with big fat tits, and covered EVERYTHING, including BJ. She's not a bad buy.

But if you are looking for the woman in the pictures, she's not available anymore unfortunately.

[Sir LanceLicksalot]

After watching the videos I am afraid I couldn't get hard with her. One good thing she isn't fucking them RAW.

She's talked about them a lot. Says they are monthly. Never invited me though and I've never asked. The one thing she does do that's annoying as hell is keep your number and randomly text you her availability.

[Yafux]

The existence GB can be verified here: xhamster.com/ users / ohioslutpigwife.

She's talked about them a lot. Says they are monthly. Never invited me though and I've never asked. The one thing she does do that's annoying as hell is keep your number and randomly text you her availability.