Massage Parlor Reports

[DesertFun]

Wow, talk about a sand to the beach story. I tell me friends to go over there, they will never believe it. And not just all of the strip clubs and bar girls. Locals and freelancers abound trying to get a falang (foreigner) to fall for them and take them home with them. My buddy is there now, since things are slow he has his pick of the girls freelancing and they are doing 500 baht for short, 2-3 hours, or less than $17. And these are cute little Thai girls, how can you beat it? My Brit friend who has been over there many times and finally married a Thai girl says it best: "All of your life you have been the predator and the women the prey. In Thailand you are the prey and they are the predators!" Heaven on earth for men like us!!

I went to Thailand with my gf, and regret it. I regret not getting a "special massage". I should of gone with friends instead of gf. My hotel in Bangkok was nice and cheap. And across the street their was around 8 or so massage parlors with about 10 girls each. So tempting. I did get a legit Thai massage and it was nice and felt good, but no play. Then little did I know, down the same street their was a alley way with more girls and strip clubs, I didn't get to visit nana plaza for some girl fun or walk the walking street in Pattaya. I really wanted to try a girl. I guess theirs always next time, till when the corona virus died down.

[MikeHall]

Thanks for the report. Maybe you got low mileage because she was afraid of that chode you carry in your pants. LOL.

Yep. She even said, "You ever injure any girl with that thing?" 😉

[Lion1]

Yeah, I went to Soft Touch not too long ago. It's located in an office building not far from Cheetahs. Had to call several times and during weekdays to get them to text me the room number; I guess they're not open during the weekend. I saw Bella. Except for photoshopping out her enormous tattoos, pics were accurate and recent. She was beautiful. Paid $200 for hr nude which included slight body slide, limited touching, and minimal tit sucking. HJ finish was very good. The limited action wasn't worth it, though, IMHO.

https://sandiego.rubratings.com/155038

Thanks for the report. Maybe you got low mileage because she was afraid of that chode you carry in your pants. LOL.

[MikeHall]

Thanks for the report.

Just my opinion, but I don't see the big red flags here like on many other RR ads that are promising virtually everything at a low low price. Looks more like a bunch of massage providers under the same location and phone number. Likely not any different than XO, MO, HH, Soft touch, or the latest in Del Mar "Hands of Honey. ".

Yeah, there are a lot of new places popping up and I wonder why, but the ad in question didn't raise significant red flags to me.

Speaking of Soft Touch, has anyone been there? Even blurred, Tatiana looks TGTBT. https://sandiego.rubratings.com/157542 If any of my regulars shuts down due to Corona, she may be worth a test drive.

Yeah, I went to Soft Touch not too long ago. It's located in an office building not far from Cheetahs. Had to call several times and during weekdays to get them to text me the room number; I guess they're not open during the weekend. I saw Bella. Except for photoshopping out her enormous tattoos, pics were accurate and recent. She was beautiful. Paid $200 for hr nude which included slight body slide, limited touching, and minimal tit sucking. HJ finish was very good. The limited action wasn't worth it, though, IMHO.

https://sandiego.rubratings.com/155038

[ChaseElectrons]

Nice report. Seems to have good time. "Tips" negotiation at AMP is always a turn off for me. Nicer to know up front like agencies and FS indy. Which ads listing you are referring to? Mind to post it for us?

RCDK's link is correct, a more recent version of the ad I saw.

[RChangDatyKing]

Nice report. Seems to have good time. "Tips" negotiation at AMP is always a turn off for me. Nicer to know up front like agencies and FS indy. Which ads listing you are referring to? Mind to post it for us?

I believed this is one of their ads.

https://cityxguide.photo/ads/japanes...-mesa-38678770

[RChangDatyKing]

Has anyone tried this place? They advertised Asian and Latina masseuses.

https://www.dbspasandiego.com/?gclid...8aAqDTEALw_wcB

[Dog Rice]

Nice report. Seems to have good time. "Tips" negotiation at AMP is always a turn off for me. Nicer to know up front like agencies and FS indy. Which ads listing you are referring to? Mind to post it for us?

Finally made it it Lusk, was in the area meeting friends for drinks,
after a quick scan of listings saw May's picture and decided to pull the trigger.

Looks: 7. 5- Pics might be her about 10 years ago, very close, hard to tell. Decent body, slim, neither toned nor flabby. Decent B cups, minimal ass, hair was on point (I have a thing for redheads, dyed or not everyone has their preferences), What stood out were the nipples once she got turned on- pointy, suckable, and not overly sensitive. Crooked grill prevents 8 or above rating.

Attitude: 7- language barrier made it hard to communicate, was hoping for more of a take charge session where she called the shots, I think though because a first time encounter it was mostly business as usual and likely scripted.

Service: 9- Massage was surprisingly good, she has good skills and awareness, found some sore spots around my body that I was unaware of and loosened me up nicely. Started face down as normal, cool double handed technique where she would place forearm across lower back (vertically) and use percussion with other hand to lightly dig in. Released some tension I was unaware of. She got on the table and straddled my neck her hands rubbed my back then slowly started teasing (rubbing my inner thighs from above, occasionally grazing down my ass crack no penetration and pulling on junior). On the flip, quick neck stretching followed by chest rub down then straight to business, I was ready. Awkward negotiation on rates, she ask $. 8 for FS I countered with $. 6, agreed. Start with BBBJ, eye contact was good, no DT, but good technique, great suction and she read my body perfectly. I knew I couldn't last so pulled her off. DATY for about 10 minutes (no funk, she was clean), she O'd for sure at least once, tapped me out on second O (might have faked based on time). On with the cover, start with CG, switch to standing mish with her sideways on table. Flipped around for better mirror view, hopped on and finished doggy. We were slightly over 30 minute mark.

Expense: . 4 house, $. 6 tip.

Repeat: possibly- communication was poor, but overall a worthwhile session at a spot that I may frequent more often. Will try Flanders next time in area.

Apologies if LASER review is not warranted in MP section- long time hobbyist, first time poster. My handle may be recognizable from previous boards. Pasting a pic from ad below for reference.

[Lion1]

I agree with you, there are a lot of red flags here, but in an act of desperation I took the plunge and saw Alana. She was beautiful. Just like the photos in the "https://sandiego.rubratings.com/163750" add. Her other add has some obvious fake photos, but she is really cute. Probably 5 ft tall with a great body. I've always dreamt of finding an Asian with an ass and my dreams have finally come true. She does a very slow sensual massage with lots of oil and body slides. I will definitely see her again. Just be warned, there isn't a shower so you might leave feeling pretty oily. I don't know much about additional services offered, if anyone has any experience please let me know, I don't usually push for anything on a first visit. But yeah, she was really cute, very sensual, didn't rip me off.

Thanks for the report.

Just my opinion, but I don't see the big red flags here like on many other RR ads that are promising virtually everything at a low low price. Looks more like a bunch of massage providers under the same location and phone number. Likely not any different than XO, MO, HH, Soft touch, or the latest in Del Mar "Hands of Honey. ".

Yeah, there are a lot of new places popping up and I wonder why, but the ad in question didn't raise significant red flags to me.

Speaking of Soft Touch, has anyone been there? Even blurred, Tatiana looks TGTBT. https://sandiego.rubratings.com/157542 If any of my regulars shuts down due to Corona, she may be worth a test drive.

[ChaseElectrons]

Finally made it it Lusk, was in the area meeting friends for drinks, after a quick scan of listings saw May's picture and decided to pull the trigger.

Looks: 7. 5- Pics might be her about 10 years ago, very close, hard to tell. Decent body, slim, neither toned nor flabby. Decent B cups, minimal ass, hair was on point (I have a thing for redheads, dyed or not everyone has their preferences), What stood out were the nipples once she got turned on- pointy, suckable, and not overly sensitive. Crooked grill prevents 8 or above rating.

Attitude: 7- language barrier made it hard to communicate, was hoping for more of a take charge session where she called the shots, I think though because a first time encounter it was mostly business as usual and likely scripted.

Service: 9- Massage was surprisingly good, she has good skills and awareness, found some sore spots around my body that I was unaware of and loosened me up nicely. Started face down as normal, cool double handed technique where she would place forearm across lower back (vertically) and use percussion with other hand to lightly dig in. Released some tension I was unaware of. She got on the table and straddled my neck her hands rubbed my back then slowly started teasing (rubbing my inner thighs from above, occasionally grazing down my ass crack no penetration and pulling on junior). On the flip, quick neck stretching followed by chest rub down then straight to business, I was ready. Awkward negotiation on rates, she ask $. 8 for FS I countered with $. 6, agreed. Start with BBBJ, eye contact was good, no DT, but good technique, great suction and she read my body perfectly. I knew I couldn't last so pulled her off. DATY for about 10 minutes (no funk, she was clean), she O'd for sure at least once, tapped me out on second O (might have faked based on time). On with the cover, start with CG, switch to standing mish with her sideways on table. Flipped around for better mirror view, hopped on and finished doggy. We were slightly over 30 minute mark.

Expense: . 4 house, $. 6 tip.

Repeat: possibly- communication was poor, but overall a worthwhile session at a spot that I may frequent more often. Will try Flanders next time in area.

Apologies if LASER review is not warranted in MP section- long time hobbyist, first time poster. My handle may be recognizable from previous boards. Pasting a pic from ad below for reference.

[BoboBill2529]

Too Many Red Flags here.

Googled her Ph. # with the followng results;.

https://www.shoppok.com/sandiego/a, 80,361162,Entry-Level-Massage-Therapy. Htm (Vanessa).

https://sandiego.rubratings.com/161015 (Alana).

https://sandiego.rubratings.com/163750 (Alana).

https://sandiego.rubratings.com/160283 (Emma).

Multiple Fake Names.

No Face Pic's in AD's.

Deleted Reviews.

Different body shapes in Pic's from multiple RubRatings AD's.

No established reputation via Body Rub reviews on other reputable sites, such as;.

*********, Escort Babylon, ListCrawler, Escortfish / Massage, RubMaps, A*********, MassageAnywhere, etc.

High Probibilty AD's are from an Agency.

High Probibilty of being Scammed / ROBbed -from a Fly-by-Night Gypsy.

I find it odd that you shy away from established AMP's because of the C-Virus.

But you are interested in chasing a risky TOFTT on a virtual unknown!?

I agree with you, there are a lot of red flags here, but in an act of desperation I took the plunge and saw Alana. She was beautiful. Just like the photos in the "https://sandiego.rubratings.com/163750" add. Her other add has some obvious fake photos, but she is really cute. Probably 5 ft tall with a great body. I've always dreamt of finding an Asian with an ass and my dreams have finally come true. She does a very slow sensual massage with lots of oil and body slides. I will definitely see her again. Just be warned, there isn't a shower so you might leave feeling pretty oily. I don't know much about additional services offered, if anyone has any experience please let me know, I don't usually push for anything on a first visit. But yeah, she was really cute, very sensual, didn't rip me off.

[SdfitLife]

Too Many Red Flags here.

Googled her Ph. # with the followng results;.

https://www.shoppok.com/sandiego/a, 80,361162,Entry-Level-Massage-Therapy. Htm (Vanessa).

https://sandiego.rubratings.com/161015 (Alana).

https://sandiego.rubratings.com/163750 (Alana).

https://sandiego.rubratings.com/160283 (Emma).

Multiple Fake Names.

No Face Pic's in AD's.

Deleted Reviews.

Different body shapes in Pic's from multiple RubRatings AD's.

No established reputation via Body Rub reviews on other reputable sites, such as;.

*********, Escort Babylon, ListCrawler, Escortfish / Massage, RubMaps, A*********, MassageAnywhere, etc.

High Probibilty AD's are from an Agency.

High Probibilty of being Scammed / ROBbed -from a Fly-by-Night Gypsy.

I find it odd that you shy away from established AMP's because of the C-Virus.

But you are interested in chasing a risky TOFTT on a virtual unknown!?

That's a rock solid case. Thank you sir. That's an easy pass if I've ever seen one.

[Ryan1979]

Corona Assurance.

[BoboBill2529]

Like some of you have mentioned, COVID has slowed my visitation to AMPS down to nothing. With that said, Im looking for some new blood.



I cant tell if this a fake ad or not. Also, I feel like I've seen her ad before except her face wasn't cut off. Usually I stay from gals with reviews disabled. Anyone know if she's legit?

Thanks.

https://sandiego.rubratings.com/160283

I have seen Alana at the same number and she was incredible! Extremely cute and sensual. I don't know about Emma, but the number is good and I'd imagine that the photos are pretty accurate. The only downside was that the office didn't have a shower.

[CoverThyAss]

Been here a while ago only twice before both times with Eva. Dropped by after work last night about 6:00 pm On a whim to check in Post-Eva. Paid $40 to Lulu & drew Lulu in a crop top making her boobs look bigger then they actually were. She didn't recognize me and asked the usual questions and I threw Eva's name around as proof I have been here before. I asked for a medium soft massage which she did almost perfectly but in the worst way possible to me. Thew first 30 minutes were on my belly and pretty tame and therapeutic. The massage it self was not bad but at this point I am stewing because the engine is cold & there hasn't been any teasing. Upon flip she has no problem going soft and getting me hard instantly. Oils me up and jackhammers from the git-go. I'm upset her crop top lied to me about her tits as she let me feel them, the instant jackhammer with no foreplay in the first 30 minutes, and I was just over the massage but I let it happen because it's not like their is an international rule book to this game and everybody does there own thing. I don't like being handsy to new girls nor do I wan't to be rude or make her feel uncomfortable and end the session early since she's not technically doing anything wrong. I tipped. 8, told her thank you and took off. Won't be back. YMMV.