Massage Parlor Reports

[Chow2000]

I apologize if she's been reviewed before but she's new to me and I haven't seen any recent posts about her. She's a gem! Massage started out face down and no draping. Pretty standard massage so far. Then the flip. She starts doing these strokes from head to toe in rhythm with the music. It was 90's rock music so was quite entertaining and I think she enjoyed it too. Little guy gets hard and that's when she starts brushing him as she's doing the long strokes. This continues for a few minutes when she moves into touching range for my hands, which I start caressing her boobs. She gets topless and while I'm pretty sure the boobs are fake they are big and perky. She keeps stroking me til I cum. She asked for 140 but I only brought in 100 which she accepted. At 100 I'd repeat but 140 is too much for me.

Hopefully this is an acceptable first review!

This is first review of joanLMT that says extras available. Seems suspect but not saying isn't possible.

[RTemp73]

I'm not an AMP guy at all. I would rather have a great. Massage and just a HE then do the whole AMP experience. In the past I have seen Patricia and Lynette at IHOP. Karen who does "Hydrotherapy", and my favorite Pamela. Today, I tried another lady for a massage and hoped for any extras. I found her on Massagefinder. She gives massage out of a nice office setting near Metrowest.

I started off on my stomach and draped from waist down. It was a very nice massage. She did some with her hands then got a little bit deeper with a massage machine. When she worked. On my legs she made sure to move the drape from one leg to the other. However when she told me to flip. She completely removed the drape. I got erect from her touch but decided to play it cool and not push it. In the end, nothing happened. She never even brushed by the boys after the flip. Now I am second guessing my choice of mot trying my luck. I might see her again and go for it. Overall, the massage was good but no finish. Cost was 70.

[Barcawala]

Back was acting up so went to Haoyunlai for a massage, been there before and got a decent massage. Walked in and was greeted by a 50+old Asian. Asked for hour massage she quoted. 70. Requested other girl she said that the girls were upstairs and will be down shortly. She offered a shower so I accepted. Went to the room and faced down on the table. Girl walks in and dimmed the lights. Started a half assed massage for one minute and begins to play with my balls. I turned and looked up to see that is was the same old woman who gave me the shower. I told her I wanted a massage not FS. Asked for the other girl and she said went for lunch, now this was about 4:30 pm. Got off the table and asked for my money back she replied no. She was the only one there guess the talent is gone. Just walked out was not in the mood to argue for. 70. Will not return to this place.

[FireFucker]

Hello fellow Mongers. Been awhile but I am back in the game. Thanks to you all I knew just where to start. Went to MC AND I fell asleep and had a dream. In this dream I met Ya ya. Hope that's Wright. LOL. Great table shower cleaned me up nicely with lots of teasing. On the flip she cleaned up Mr. Happy and the boys and did some great BBBJ / DT. I throughly enjoyed lite kissing no DFK. To the room YaYa is a spinner I am 6'3" 300 # and she is a hundred well put together. Explored her right little body breath play 69. Then on come blanket and RCG didn't take long and I was through. Have to work on that LOL. Cuddling with some massage. To end it. Hot mama son at door. Want to see Barbie. Going back in a couple hours what the hell.

Be safe.

Firefucker.

[Dr Willy]

I was in Massage Connection (MC) Sunday afternoon and asked for Micki, but Keiko only said "I have new girl for you. Very nice. You will like!" Ok, fine, I'm not getting Micki. I've not seen Micki before and only wanted to see her based on reports here. Since MAGICHEADBALLS reported seeing "Barbie" at MC on Sunday morning, I'm wondering if Keiko has recently turned over the staff to have all new girls now. See MAGICHEADBALLS report here:

http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/show...41#post4686741

Yaya, being new, still demonstrated that she had been MOSTLY properly trained by Keiko to perform all the normal services widely reported here, so that all happened for me in the table shower and massage room. I say "MOSTLY" because there was no DFK (only 'pursed lip' kissing) and there was no TUMA or even approach to that area. Yaya is slim with substantial bolt-ons, thin hips/ass, tiny waist and quite pretty with long black hair mostly tied up in a bun to keep it out of the way.

Overall performance should be stated as "relative". Relative to almost any other AMP, it was OUT OF THIS WORLD. Relative to any other girl at MC (or NDS/KMS/KS), it was very typical (i.e. great). Relative to over-the-top-sensational NeiNei at MC, Tiffany at NDS/KMS/KS, and select others, it was a touch below their mindblowing service level. Yaya did use a GALLON of lube, which seemed to serve to diminish my sensation and made the ride a bit more dull than when I can feel more of the friction, but overall enthusiasm was very good and she's very sweet. I get it that these girls HAVE to lube up or risk being pounded into RAW MEAT by the end of the day (or even the middle of the day), and I'm assuming that MORE lube is applied as the day wears on, along with the wear and tear on that equipment.

Yaya says she's from Hong Kong, but there was hesitation in her response to that question, so that may have been a line of bull. To ME, she looked more Japanese, but with the migratory habits of many Asians in that part of the world, true ethnicity can get blended or transferred easily, thereby not being actually connected to where one was born or claims as "home country".

I can recommend her and I don't think anyone would be disappointed with Yaya. That said, I would ALWAYS rather have NeiNei or, based on reports here, maybe Micki or one or two of the others.

[Gene2]

Her ad is on Massage Anywhere and name is Rosario. Decent room.

For the massage. I think she may share the room with other therapists. Standard massage where I started out face down. Before the massage I confirmed she was OK with no draping so when I flipped face up I quickly got hard from her touch. She did an awesome massage of my stomach which was a great tease. Did light brushes against the little guy then started stroking me. After a couple long sensual strokes she said it's 60 for the ending. I asked about BJ to which she said hand only. I let her proceed but would say in the future it wasn't with 60. Decent massage and 60 extra for HJ. I won't repeat just because I didn't hit it off with her and massage wasn't that great either.

Any contact info? Website posting? I see a Rosario on Rubratings. Is that her?

Sorry for all the questions. Thanks for the post.

[MassageGuru407]

Her ad is on Massage Anywhere and name is Rosario. Decent room.

For the massage. I think she may share the room with other therapists. Standard massage where I started out face down. Before the massage I confirmed she was OK with no draping so when I flipped face up I quickly got hard from her touch. She did an awesome massage of my stomach which was a great tease. Did light brushes against the little guy then started stroking me. After a couple long sensual strokes she said it's 60 for the ending. I asked about BJ to which she said hand only. I let her proceed but would say in the future it wasn't with 60. Decent massage and 60 extra for HJ. I won't repeat just because I didn't hit it off with her and massage wasn't that great either.

[MassageGuru407]

Yes that's her!

https://www.joanlmt.com/

[FlyingTrojan82]

https://www.joanlmt.com/

Have seen this one twice, very l legit. Great massage though and very nice woman.

[BuffGuy111]

I apologize if she's been reviewed before but she's new to me and I haven't seen any recent posts about her. She's a gem! Massage started out face down and no draping. Pretty standard massage so far. Then the flip. She starts doing these strokes from head to toe in rhythm with the music. It was 90's rock music so was quite entertaining and I think she enjoyed it too. Little guy gets hard and that's when she starts brushing him as she's doing the long strokes. This continues for a few minutes when she moves into touching range for my hands, which I start caressing her boobs. She gets topless and while I'm pretty sure the boobs are fake they are big and perky. She keeps stroking me til I cum. She asked for 140 but I only brought in 100 which she accepted. At 100 I'd repeat but 140 is too much for me.

Hopefully this is an acceptable first review!

https://www.joanlmt.com/

[Webebad]

Howdy guys. Been a while but here you go. So bored and had some time to kill so tried an old hang out in Kissimmee. Asian Massage used to be above a golf shop but it's a workout place now. (By taco bell, upstairs you can't miss it.) Never got FS there but worthy massages. BUT. Tonite roll in and the girl, Never asked name sorry, But anyway she is short, black hair, older and cute, typical AMP girl. Works magic on my body. Not much tease and it was cold inside so I was freezing but she leans over after getting a hot towel to warm me up and asks what I want. ? Wait what? Well this is new. Gives me the shhhh finger over lip, don't tell thing then proceed to run out, runs in and strips after I negotiate with what I had. Oh yes she sucked and then hopped on top to warm this old guy up! So if you want to just get a good massage and knock one off I suggest this joint. I basically dropped 170 Mario coins total for 40 minutes and a bang bang! Sorry my posts are old school. No good details just place, time, money. Try it out if you're so inclined. Cannot guarantee everytime but hey I like surprises!

WBB out. Been a good night to hit old stomping grounds!

[JimSmith8597]

I asked the question a couple weeks back. Can only speak to MC but yes it's open on Sundays which is when I visited. Google is incorrect. Left a review as well if you want to read back a few pages.

Stay safe.

MC and NDS say they are closed on Sundays but there seem to be reports of encounters on Sundays here. Are they actually open? I've never been to either.

[IslandLover1]

Went to king Spa on Colonial, had a little wait only 2 girls working and I could hear them both getting pounded. The first girl to finish was my girl, looked cute, a little older but hard to tell, she had a pink lab type coat on. Back in the room she tried kissing me but I know she just finished with another guy so I kept my lips tightly closed to indicate no kissing. She still tried shoving a very rigid tongue in my mouth until I shook my head no. Table shower was good, lots of BBBJ, Tuma and body slide. I still did not understand her name, tattoo on her stomach and tattoo of senseless words on her side. In the room, she did good, right back to BBBJ, could see her in the mirror, nice body but very thin and her stomach was very hard but not muscle hard, felt unusually hard. She slipped on the hat and good cow girl, she told me to touch her everywhere and guided my hand, first on her pussy than had me finger her asshole. She asked if I wanted to fuck her in her ass so of course I said yes. When I was close to finishing, she pulled off the condom and sucked every last drop from my dick. We finished, she layed next to me and wanted to cuddle and again trying to kiss me, tell me I am her new boyfriend, baby and I think I love you. LOL She was good and good body although when we went out and I could see her stomach it was a little gross with stretch marks and loose skin. I will repeat but maybe a different girl, I am just having fun jumping around to all these spas. I love Orlando.

LOL, better read up on her, she sounds like Yuki, been around a long time was supposedly retiring, she has or had a big MMA boy friend with lots of tattoos. I think your all good, pretty sure I saw him this morning in Orlando with another girl eating breakfast by the Fl Mall. Who knows could be another super skinny girl with tattoos working there but I doubt it plus she is like the anal queen of Orlando.

[Gene2]

MC and NDS say they are closed on Sundays but there seem to be reports of encounters on Sundays here. Are they actually open? I've never been to either.

Both are open on Sunday. Even on Christmas.

Be safe.

[OrlNative]

Man so I was going to go to another spot but it was too late as they close early. So I came to island spa, this petite lady opens the door wearing grey gym pants. I pay for an hr and I got a girl named Mia, super short with naturals. I ask for a table shower and it was nice very through but the only thing I didn't like was that it wasn't in its own room it's like out in back covered by a curtain. I could see other people in the back room past a doorway. We get back to the room and she takes her top off and starts massaging my back with her breast's. She's what I want and going with little head I said everything. I asked for a massage before but she said after and it was straight forward. Starting dreaming and she gets undressed and starts 69, wants me to slow down because it's her first day. BBBJ until I pull her off and she gets the condom. She rides me cg and is super tight and super wet. It had been a while so I didn't last very long. This is where she tells me about how she's married to an American or was married not sure. She then cleans me up and finishes the massage. I got kinda thrown on how straight to the pointe it was. There was no teasing or play.