Massage Parlor Reports

[Annderson]

I like to tip these intelligent women, I'm no better than them so I make it rain when we're done.

Since I can't take my money with me when I die I just want to have my kicks before the whole shit house goes up in flames.

Woooo. Haha.

I overtip a lot and usually have no regrets about it. The furthest thing on my mind when I tip these women is how it impacts another monger. I am more interested in the lady remembering me in a positive way so the next time is usually better. It seems to work.

[OlGary]

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[JohnnyOceans2]

Posted this earlier in the wrong thread but reposting since it belongs. Don't have a huge detailed review but this is what I got.

Was in the watch city and stopped by south. Was told at the door it will be a 15 minute wait so I decided to leave. Drove down the street to 141 Prospect and decided to give it a try. Older woman sitting at a desk when you first walk in but a different girl came to the door and took me back. Standard not bad looking wearing yoga pants and shirt. . 45 for hh. Got naked with her in the room and no drape was placed. Actually a pretty good massage was really enjoying it. A little teasing and then she flips me. Grabs the piece and asks if okay. Standard finish but pretty good technique. No mention of tip which I enjoy. Left her. 40 and she gave me a hug and water and I was on my way. Would return but the area has so many choices I will try something else first.

[LuckyDustyNed]

The HE is only part of the 40 tip however, you are tipping for the massage as well. Don't forget that. Remember if one went to a new place and found out after paying the 40 half hour house fee that the lady wouldn't do a HE at the end, but her massage was still good, and she was pleasant etc, most people would still politely tip 5 to 20 just for that, so in essence when you tip that 40 it's not all just for the "lousy 5 minute hand job. " It's for the entire experience. Think of it this way, and I think you may change your attitude a little. The hand job part of the tip is probably more in the 20 to 35 range. Does that make you feel better? Or are you the type that would completely not tip if you got no HE? The curious want to know. How you answer this will reveal much about you. Your lack of a reply will as well.

This is a fair point which I never considered during my time mongering. You'd typically tip 10 $ for a massage with no HE so you're really only paying 30 $ for the happy ending. I'm not going to start tipping more than 40 $ for a standard HE but can't expect a beautiful or even just a young provider at that 40 $ price point. Let's be realistic and keep the prices and expectations low for these AMPs. If you have an issue with false advertising maybe bring it to their attention when you arrive? Not in an asshole way either. Just a suggestion.

[STDKing]

20 for an HJ, anything else 40 max.

This impacts the quality of your service (20 is what you give at a non-HJ place).

[CamelToe Guy]

Sounds like you're telling the truth and that Lad was telling a gigantic lie. Like many on here telling fairy tales about these providers being gem, sexy grannies and giving bbbbj naked and when you go to try you get the complete opposite treatment.

Why would I bother to lie on this anonymous forum? To impress who? You? I was just reporting the facts as they happened. Don't call me a liar when you don't even know me. I'm not a liar. You miserable dbag.

I could careless if you believe me or not. Maybe I should have followed it up by saying YMMV! She wasn't going to give me a BBBJ but I was going to walk and it probably was a slow day for her. I told her I didn't want anything else and was getting up to leave and I would have left had she not changed her mind. As I said I wasn't that into her and she new I was really going to leave and wasn't bluffing. That's how it happened. If they need the money all of a sudden it's. Well I'll try!

[Trickster666]

Newtonville Massage on Washington St in Newton started advertising on cityx. It means that Candy finished renovating it and is waiting for your dicks to start extracting money from them.

[NoLogic]

I like to tip these intelligent women, I'm no better than them so I make it rain when we're done.

Since I can't take my money with me when I die I just want to have my kicks before the whole shit house goes up in flames.

Woooo. Haha.

[Barfish]

Went by Broadway a few days ago.

Got 'candy'. Super nice. Great service. Surprisingly nice body. Short, hard to tell age. Maybe mid 30's. But the body was tight. Allowed roaming. Will definitely repeat. I will say, for anyone who doesn't know the area, I might recommend parking on a side street. Not Broadway.

[TurnOverHoney]

I never tip more than 40 for HJ+UTC.
If UTC is not allowed then I tip less than 40.
I think for somebody who has zero education, limited English and performs a low skilled labor this is a very good pay,
probably 300-400 a day cash.

-BH.

20 for an HJ, anything else 40 max. They can't do anything to you if you give them 20 and want 40. Just keep walking. Believe me they can't leave the place. Sometimes 40 is generous. Triple aaa in Quincy or angels old joint was 60 for half hour, and other areas. That used to be a busy place though with her partner in crime Angela. I never gave 40 there. If a lady is reluctant than just get the HJ and leave for another day. If you want to flash another 20 then it's up to the masseuse.

[Big Head]

I like how Gary will complain about ads showing hot girls but in reality it's grannies in one post, then insist no one should pay more than $40 for a HJ in another. If customers refuse to pay more than $40 what hot girl in her right mind would get in the game? I hate a haggler, but shorting them inspires haggling more than generosity for good service. You are probably the kind of guy who tries to pay as little as possible no matter how good the service. It a cute provider does not haggle, gives a good HJ, and affords me some access I'm definitely paying $60 so she does the same for the next guy. If she really gets into it and gets naked it's $80. That is what gets better looking providers and better service in the market. I tipped $ for naked make out and HJ last week and it was totally worth it.

I never tip more than 40 for HJ+UTC.
If UTC is not allowed then I tip less than 40.
I think for somebody who has zero education, limited English and performs a low skilled labor this is a very good pay,
probably 300-400 a day cash.

-BH.

[OlGary]

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[ChipJohnson001]

For standing your ground and not go overboard, Mate. Some of these women think they deserve more then 40 for their 5 min jack hammering. Only the other idiots keep fueling and inflating the standard prices by giving them more. Even if they were shorted, how dumb.

Let them look sideways up down roll their eyes or frown. 40 for HJ and that's it. Stop paying 60 for this lousy shit and empowering them to start asking that much for it. So many idiots doing that it affects the rest of us.

But again thank you Mate and continue to stand your ground and pay 40 for their lousy 5 min HJ.

I like how Gary will complain about ads showing hot girls but in reality it's grannies in one post, then insist no one should pay more than $40 for a HJ in another. If customers refuse to pay more than $40 what hot girl in her right mind would get in the game? I hate a haggler, but shorting them inspires haggling more than generosity for good service. You are probably the kind of guy who tries to pay as little as possible no matter how good the service. It a cute provider does not haggle, gives a good HJ, and affords me some access I'm definitely paying $60 so she does the same for the next guy. If she really gets into it and gets naked it's $80. That is what gets better looking providers and better service in the market. I tipped $ for naked make out and HJ last week and it was totally worth it.

[MoreBJs]

For standing your ground and not go overboard, Mate. Some of these women think they deserve more then 40 for their 5 min jack hammering. Only the other idiots keep fueling and inflating the standard prices by giving them more. Even if they were shorted, how dumb.

Let them look sideways up down roll their eyes or frown. 40 for HJ and that's it. Stop paying 60 for this lousy shit and empowering them to start asking that much for it. So many idiots doing that it affects the rest of us.

But again thank you Mate and continue to stand your ground and pay 40 for their lousy 5 min HJ.

The HE is only part of the 40 tip however, you are tipping for the massage as well. Don't forget that. Remember if one went to a new place and found out after paying the 40 half hour house fee that the lady wouldn't do a HE at the end, but her massage was still good, and she was pleasant etc, most people would still politely tip 5 to 20 just for that, so in essence when you tip that 40 it's not all just for the "lousy 5 minute hand job. " It's for the entire experience. Think of it this way, and I think you may change your attitude a little. The hand job part of the tip is probably more in the 20 to 35 range. Does that make you feel better? Or are you the type that would completely not tip if you got no HE? The curious want to know. How you answer this will reveal much about you. Your lack of a reply will as well.

[OlGary]

Sounds like you're telling the truth and that Lad was telling a gigantic lie. Like many on here telling fairy tales about these providers being gem, sexy grannies and giving bbbbj naked and when you go to try you get the complete opposite treatment.

I couldn't get her to do BBBJ at all. Whats the trick there? I pressed her hard enough she started to get miffed and then I backed off.

Weird how she has no nipples. They got to be there somewhere. She's also strangely won't let her tits get near your face (at least for me) I like her though, she's fun.