Escort Reports

[SHawker25]

Just awoke from a dream I had of visiting valeria, https://www.eros.com/massachusetts/b...s/6298660.htm. Could be her in the eros pics, she sent me a pic after verification, In my dream I go visit, the door opens and standing there is a girl whose beauty puts all the pictures to shame. Tiny little waist, Amazing firm smooth ass in sexy red panties, smooth long legs without a trace of a wrinkle or cellulite. Nice 34 boobs, fake but beautiful and a face that launched a 1,000 mongers. Greets me with a nice kiss. Does a sexy dance while I get undressed. We make out for a few minutes. I give her a massage marveling at the smooth and firm contours. Kiss her back neck and legs then my mouth and tongue work on her ass and kitty through the panties. I take the panties off and work her with my tongue from behind then flip her, amazed at how tight she is as I put my fingers in her while concentrating on her clit. Nice moans from her. She slips the condom on me with here mouth and we go to town missionary, then with her legs pulled back, To finish I kneel above her while she looks up and licks by dick while I jerk off on her beautiful face.

In the top 5 of my mongering dreams over 40 years. Luckily my meds prolong cumming otherwise I would have lost it shortly after arrival, A nice sweet, sexy, considerate and amazingly beautiful girl, said shw is leaving town tomorrow maybe coming back later in the year.

Doe.

She is sending the same selfie pic to all. I asked for a different one and she said look on Eros. Are you sure she is real?

[TurnOverHoney]

There is a Mature provider known as C. Manchester, red hair a little thick that offers a unique service. I guess she'll be in Needham and does offer regular service along with role play. I find this a little fishy. Prices are high as well, 3 and up. She screens as well. Anyone have any intel on her, think she advertises on her website and skip the games.

[Psalyer]

Damn bro. This suck. And that's why I never see the importance of seeing someone for 1 hour. All my visit are either half hour or quick visit. Because I'm not paying them to talk or get to know them. I just want to hit it and leave and go watch sport. I don't need French kiss. But I feel your pain bro. These girls barely update their pics. I just saw one last night using a model pic. When I saw her, she look nothing like the girl. She was more prettier but I only paid $80. She was a nurse and only do this once in a blue moon to pay extra bills. I paid for qv. But she talk so damn much. I think I spend about 45 minute in there. I was pissed cause I wanted to just fuck and leave LOL.

No way nurse in Boston is fucking on the side for $80 to pay bills. The make $100-120 an hour just taking an extra shift. Maybe a CNA would, no way an RN, especially since getting caught will cost them their license.

[Adiabatic]

That recent review of Kristen T. stirred up a memory I had of the worst escort experience I ever had. I believe it is important to warn mongers away from this one, Kelly of Dallas. I decided to looked her up since the review embargo has been lifted and I was AMAZED to find that not only was she still raking in customers from 2016 (when my date happened) all the way to 2018, but she also is STILL getting "10/10" reviews as recently as this month.

Kelly of Dallas looks like the old gross homeless chick that admits on her cardboard sign she needs money for booze and she'll do anything for it that you see on the interstate on-ramp. And that is being nice. I also envision that old landlord that Woody Harrelson had to go down on to pay his rent in Kingpin. So I don't know where the flying fuck these 9/10 and 10/10 reviews are coming from.

The 2016 date went like this. I had emailed her back and forth about a session in Boston. She suggested a date in which she would be in Hartford. Hartford and Boston are about the same pain in the ass travel distance from where I was at the time (and Hartford traffic is better because who the fuck cares about that city) so I said OK. I planned out a two hour session with some role play, as she says she is a retired porn actress. Which she is not. Come the day of the appointment, two hours before our time I text her and call her for the hotel she is staying at per her instructions. No response. An hour goes by. I wanted to leave an hour and a half before to get there early. Another text and call. I get a text back, which looks like a butt dial, something like "mmnff1 hl". I call her. She picks up and sounds sloshed. I have to remind her of our appointment. She gives me the hotel. I go. Today, I can't imagine WHY I went. Maybe I chocked it up to her having just woken up from a nap, or maybe she was in the middle of pre-gaming for a Friday night and would take a 5 hour energy to get back into it. I don't know. But I went. Another long wait by text for the room number. 314. I go to the third floor. The rooms end at 312. Should I. Look for a magic portal that extends this hallway into subspace where room 314 is? I call her. The walls are so thin I actually hear her ring tone and her tripping to get it IN THE HALLWAY. That's how I know she is in room 310. She texts back "31 p". Why did I go into this room? I knock and she opens.

This is where I remind you again of her looks. She has on a bra and panty set; the bra is not on correctly and one tit is hanging out like a drunk college girl. Her lipstick is applied all crooked like she did it in the dark or on a train. Or both. Her hair is a wire unkempt mess. At this point I'm too far in, I figure just go with it and at least get a pump in. I remind her of the role play, she looks at me like I have three heads and then does that drunk girl smile. You know the one, the one where the eyes glass over and the mouth crooks a bit as the brain slowly dies from the inside out from lack of oxygen. I subtly suggest if she has been drinking, she says no of course not. I pull out my laptop as the role play was young guy fixes computer for hot mom and she rewards him with sex, typical Naughty America scenario. I used my computer because I thought it would be weird for me to be on hers. Of course I use my old laptop with no webcam or mic on it (it was from 2009, at least, it was on an episode of Breaking Bad). She has a mini freak out saying please put it away I don't want to be recorded. I give up on that and I start to suggest again maybe we should reschedule. She says no let me give you a massage. She then does the thing I hate the absolute fucking most when any escort does it. I lie naked on the bed, she gets ready to massage, and then she texts on her phone or drinks something or smokes for a few minutes while I'm face down wondering when this is going to start. She eventually does and after a lame massage she insists I go down on her. Her hygiene was good, thank Christ, the one redeeming factor, so that was OK. Then after I make her cum I move my head up and ask her if it felt good, baby, to which she pushes my head back down without saying anything. Then finally I get out of that and ask her to blow me, she does a really terrible job. At this point I'm really done and I lie and say I can't cum from oral so I jerk off to her playing with herself. She says she wants my cum on her face so she gets close and. Falls asleep on my leg. I just got up and put my underwear on. At this point, barely 40 minutes had gone by.

So here is the real important part of the story. I casually mention "Oh, it's only 7:30. " I did not even, honest to god, MEAN to imply our time. I was legit commenting on how early in a Friday night it was. I was planning later to say maybe we cut the date early. But I had not yet. She looks at me. Hard. She covers her tits and private part and politely asks if I could leave. I look at her confused and say one word: "What?" Her face shrivels. To say she gets uglier when she does this is like saying the ocean gets more wet when it rains. She opens her mouth and screams "GET OUT, NOW!" My heart starts racing as I know these walls are thin as fuck but I have an hour's worth of donation that I'm not going to get. I say I paid for two hours and it has only been one. She goes for the phone to call security. I have to take the phone from her and hang up, then calmly say I'm leaving. She then berates me for the next few minutes on what a piece of shit I am while I'm getting dressed. I still to this day don't even know what I've done. As I leave I say to her I don't know why she is upset and she slams the door. That's when I realize my laptop is still in there, and it has my stuff on it. Sigh. I call her and explain my laptop is still in, she opens the door. Not even a minute has gone by (I did walk to the elevator and back, maybe two minutes?) and suddenly she has gone from Hyde back to Jekyll. She says I'm so sorry I let you leave without your stuff baby oh my god! I find my laptop. I see my donation in an envelope in the suitcase and I am so, so tempted to grab it. But ultimately I feel like becoming a thief will just bring me down to her level so I take the high road and don't take it. Kinda wish I did, now. As I'm leaving again she says "Sorry, baby, you know I'd do anything for you, I love you. " WHAT. THE. FUCK.

Then after I left a review on the other site, the real shit hits the fan. One of her white knights doesn't like my 2/10 review (1/10 is only for rip offs in which you were robbed and no sex of any kind happened). So he posts about it saying how BS it is and how I should be blacklisted. A bunch of the girls agree with him. Some of the mongers came to my side and said he has reviewed other girls without problem, this seems like her fault. The girls say if she was drunk and he did things with her, he's a rapist! I chime in and say I really wanted to get out of there but you know how awkward situations like that can be. I'm basically asking for a several hundred dollar refund to a store manager that is not going to take it kindly. I gambled on maybe the session would be halfway decent and that would be worth not having the drama unfold. Lost that bet.

She even calls me after the review crying about how she has lost customers and is about to lose her home due to lost income (oh no.) and can I change the review. She says she will refund my money if I do. So I change the review (note, the text can be changed, but scores cannot) to say something like we just didn't click YMMV yadda yadda yadda. She never returns my emails or calls again. And I have a lot of these plea emails from her, too. I can share them if anyone wants a good laugh. I do not feel suckered; I changed the review text only, not the score, just to get her to shut up and it worked.

So there's my warning to you fellow mongers. And if you do find a monger that sees this woman willingly, do the right thing, get him committed.

[Jaristas]

Been trying to see her for a while, tries again this morning. I went to the hotel, she gave me the room # , got to the room # , a woman who I assume was not Bruna, opened the door and said wrong room. It was all strange.

[Choir Boy]

I had some cash to blow so decided to treat myself to an upscale experience. RTFF, nothing but positive reviews on Kristen Thomas, going back over 10 years, in both the Boston and Hawaii forums.

Well, it looks like that is no longer the case.

[GiilsonWH]

Has anyone here met this one? I suspect she might be pimped. I Have tried to meet up but I'm hesitant to pull the trigger. I couldn't find any review whatsoever. Wants 150 hh.

Please pm me if you prefer.

[Style20]

I had some cash to blow so decided to treat myself to an upscale experience. RTFF, nothing but positive reviews on Kristen Thomas, going back over 10 years, in both the Boston and Hawaii forums. Set up a meeting after several attempts, via text + screening (she wanted my real life name / number LOL!) Location was a back bay hotel, which is about an hour's drive for me from RI. Traffic was bad and so I ended up being 15 minutes late. Kept her updated via text as I was driving, she said no problem at all. Showed up at her room to be greeted by a short stout blonde in heels and a negligee. Room was very dimly lit, so I couldn't get a good look before she asked me to fork up the dough up front. Those pics on Eros are her alright, just 10 years and 25 pounds ago. She's got no tan whatsoever, a belly, not much of an ass, plus a bunch of ugly tattoos. Huge tramp stamp, flaming tattoo around her giner (YUCK!) and a few on her neck and leg. She hadn't showered and smelled of light sweat. A far cry from the sophisticated classy damsel portrayed in the ad. And she's pushing 40. So yeah, not a whole lot of truth in advertising.

Anyway, once I gave her the money, she went straight for junior, yanking on it even before my pants had come off, all the while aggressively kissing me. We got in bed quickly, and then the dirty talking started - "oh yeah, right in my pussy" "I love that hard cock" blah blah. And she kept patting her pussy. Loudly, for some reason. All huge turn offs for me, I was expecting a more upscale experience. More tugging of my tool, then started giving head very aggressively using her hand and mouth. Asked her to go easy and slow down, but the girl was on a mission. Played with her big natural breasts, titty fuck, missionary, and finally came between her nice fluffy fun bags, for what I thought was Round 1. This was less than 20 minutes into a 1 hour appointment. She cleaned up and offered me use of the shower. I said let's chat and fool around a bit more.

This is when she went completely loco. Started screaming at me for being late, wasting her time, having the audacity to ask for msog, how she didn't like my hand on her head when she went down, blah blah. I was stunned! I had just driven an hour and put down four benjis to see this woman. It was close to 10 at night, so it's not like she had anywhere else to be. Classic setup and ambush. I told her exactly what I thought of her, and she offered to give me some change back. It was not about the money at this point, I was mad that she had been dishonest the whole time. Clearly she had set me up, fully intending to do a cash grab and rush me out the door. I left in disgust, only to have the hotel charge me another 25 on the way out for parking, to add insult to injury. In and out in less than half an hour, and a whole lot lighter in the pocket.

Folks, this woman is no blonde bombshell. All that stuff in her ad is a bunch of bull. She is a loud, trashy, 40 year old trailer park hoe posing as an expensive escort. No way she's worth 4 benjis. She's a. 6 qv, pump and dump in the back alley girl, at best. I'm mad that I did all this research and still got cheated. I can't possibly be the only one who's had such an experience with her. We need more honest reviews on here, good AND bad. Or maybe I just need to stop taking reviews at face value. Disgusting. Aren't there any honest providers left in this town?

https://www.eros.com/massachusetts/b...es/3601606.htm

P.S. She's leaving tomorrow and will be traveling to Hawaii / New Orleans for the next 6 weeks. I hope she just stays there and never comes back.

Damn bro. This suck. And that's why I never see the importance of seeing someone for 1 hour. All my visit are either half hour or quick visit. Because I'm not paying them to talk or get to know them. I just want to hit it and leave and go watch sport. I don't need French kiss. But I feel your pain bro. These girls barely update their pics. I just saw one last night using a model pic. When I saw her, she look nothing like the girl. She was more prettier but I only paid $80. She was a nurse and only do this once in a blue moon to pay extra bills. I paid for qv. But she talk so damn much. I think I spend about 45 minute in there. I was pissed cause I wanted to just fuck and leave LOL.

[PaulRew]

Can anyone please post links of some real escorts adds on adult search or similar sites. Really looking for some fun time.

I'll get right on that, hang tight it will just be a few minutes.

[Brazzo]

If it makes you feel any better I once paid 5 Benji's to see her. This was close to a decade ago though and sounds like her looks have gone downhill. At the time I had plenty of disposable income and wanted to treat myself. She was pretty cute but the boobs were floppy hangers and I was in and out of there in half hour. Like you describe nothing was any more upscale or luxurious than any other provider. Certainly not as good an experience as many of the top notch agency girls around here at the time like Belladonna, Roomservice or VGF. That's the last time I ever spent more than 3 balloons on a provider. Lesson learned. It wasn't nearly as bad an experience as it sounds like you had but still very underwhelming. She is still using some of the same pics from then I see.

[CbrRider]

Just awoke from a dream I had of visiting valeria, https://www.eros.com/massachusetts/b...s/6298660.htm. Could be her in the eros pics, she sent me a pic after verification, In my dream I go visit, the door opens and standing there is a girl whose beauty puts all the pictures to shame. Tiny little waist, Amazing firm smooth ass in sexy red panties, smooth long legs without a trace of a wrinkle or cellulite. Nice 34 boobs, fake but beautiful and a face that launched a 1,000 mongers. Greets me with a nice kiss. Does a sexy dance while I get undressed. We make out for a few minutes. I give her a massage marveling at the smooth and firm contours. Kiss her back neck and legs then my mouth and tongue work on her ass and kitty through the panties. I take the panties off and work her with my tongue from behind then flip her, amazed at how tight she is as I put my fingers in her while concentrating on her clit. Nice moans from her. She slips the condom on me with here mouth and we go to town missionary, then with her legs pulled back, To finish I kneel above her while she looks up and licks by dick while I jerk off on her beautiful face.

In the top 5 of my mongering dreams over 40 years. Luckily my meds prolong cumming otherwise I would have lost it shortly after arrival, A nice sweet, sexy, considerate and amazingly beautiful girl, said shw is leaving town tomorrow maybe coming back later in the year.

Doe.

Is this the Valeria you are ferrying to? Your link doesn't seem to work. Thanks.

https://www.eros.com/massachusetts/b...es/6298660.htm

[IinTooDeep]

I had some cash to blow so decided to treat myself to an upscale experience. RTFF, nothing but positive reviews on Kristen Thomas, going back over 10 years, in both the Boston and Hawaii forums. Set up a meeting after several attempts, via text + screening (she wanted my real life name / number LOL!) Location was a back bay hotel, which is about an hour's drive for me from RI. Traffic was bad and so I ended up being 15 minutes late. Kept her updated via text as I was driving, she said no problem at all. Showed up at her room to be greeted by a short stout blonde in heels and a negligee. Room was very dimly lit, so I couldn't get a good look before she asked me to fork up the dough up front. Those pics on Eros are her alright, just 10 years and 25 pounds ago. She's got no tan whatsoever, a belly, not much of an ass, plus a bunch of ugly tattoos. Huge tramp stamp, flaming tattoo around her giner (YUCK!) and a few on her neck and leg. She hadn't showered and smelled of light sweat. A far cry from the sophisticated classy damsel portrayed in the ad. And she's pushing 40. So yeah, not a whole lot of truth in advertising.

Anyway, once I gave her the money, she went straight for junior, yanking on it even before my pants had come off, all the while aggressively kissing me. We got in bed quickly, and then the dirty talking started - "oh yeah, right in my pussy" "I love that hard cock" blah blah. And she kept patting her pussy. Loudly, for some reason. All huge turn offs for me, I was expecting a more upscale experience. More tugging of my tool, then started giving head very aggressively using her hand and mouth. Asked her to go easy and slow down, but the girl was on a mission. Played with her big natural breasts, titty fuck, missionary, and finally came between her nice fluffy fun bags, for what I thought was Round 1. This was less than 20 minutes into a 1 hour appointment. She cleaned up and offered me use of the shower. I said let's chat and fool around a bit more.

This is when she went completely loco. Started screaming at me for being late, wasting her time, having the audacity to ask for msog, how she didn't like my hand on her head when she went down, blah blah. I was stunned! I had just driven an hour and put down four benjis to see this woman. It was close to 10 at night, so it's not like she had anywhere else to be. Classic setup and ambush. I told her exactly what I thought of her, and she offered to give me some change back. It was not about the money at this point, I was mad that she had been dishonest the whole time. Clearly she had set me up, fully intending to do a cash grab and rush me out the door. I left in disgust, only to have the hotel charge me another 25 on the way out for parking, to add insult to injury. In and out in less than half an hour, and a whole lot lighter in the pocket.

Folks, this woman is no blonde bombshell. All that stuff in her ad is a bunch of bull. She is a loud, trashy, 40 year old trailer park hoe posing as an expensive escort. No way she's worth 4 benjis. She's a. 6 qv, pump and dump in the back alley girl, at best. I'm mad that I did all this research and still got cheated. I can't possibly be the only one who's had such an experience with her. We need more honest reviews on here, good AND bad. Or maybe I just need to stop taking reviews at face value. Disgusting. Aren't there any honest providers left in this town?

https://www.eros.com/massachusetts/b...es/3601606.htm

P.S. She's leaving tomorrow and will be traveling to Hawaii / New Orleans for the next 6 weeks. I hope she just stays there and never comes back.

[ClayMcCoy]

Can anyone please post links of some real escorts adds on adult search or similar sites. Really looking for some fun time.

Scroll through this thread. There are a bunch provided already.

[Sand Whip]

Can anyone please post links of some real escorts adds on adult search or similar sites. Really looking for some fun time.

[Dkhtr]

I looked but couldn't find it. Which forum? Escorts? Can you link it? Curious what the damage is, how the service, location, etc. If the pics are true she looks nice.

I got quoted 175 hh, 275 hr in Randolph --noGFE, CBJ, CFS, no DATY.