Massage Parlor Reports

[SweatG]

Hi fellas.

I'm visiting Seattle in a few weeks and would love a good rub. Can anyone suggest a good independent provider? I'm more into a teasing FBSM and not necessarily any kind of FS. So I'm not sure I'd love the AMPs (after reading the boards for a bit).

Thanks for any help! Feel free to PM.

SG.

[Provo RM]

How was Amy?

I like Amy, I've seen her three times now. Firm thighs, firm butt, nice smile and a willing attitude. She's been very good to me. At. 6 house and $ for her, I'm a happy customer.

[Sonny1802]

I stopped by to see Jessica and as I pulled in, noticed a Black SUV, backed in with a guy sitting inside eating, phone in hand and he seemed to be watching the parking lot. When I got out of my car, I noticed there were bullet holes in the side of his SUV, partially covered by electric tape & spray paint marks. It set off an alarm in my head.

As I turned to walk towards the entrance, I noticed a full sized black van and as the light hit the back, I noticed that Seattle PD was oxidized into the paint. As thought the graphics had been removed. When I looked closely, it had new steel cop car rims and nice new tires.

I don't want to jump to conclusions, but it made alarms go off in my head. I got out of there ASAP. I would recommend using caution if you stop by there. I've never seen anything like that in their parking lot before.

LCB.

Thanks for the heads-up. Another reason to be more careful and be extra aware of your surroundings. Add that to what is coming from China.

[LCB]

I stopped by to see Jessica and as I pulled in, noticed a Black SUV, backed in with a guy sitting inside eating, phone in hand and he seemed to be watching the parking lot. When I got out of my car, I noticed there were bullet holes in the side of his SUV, partially covered by electric tape & spray paint marks. It set off an alarm in my head.

As I turned to walk towards the entrance, I noticed a full sized black van and as the light hit the back, I noticed that Seattle PD was oxidized into the paint. As thought the graphics had been removed. When I looked closely, it had new steel cop car rims and nice new tires.

I don't want to jump to conclusions, but it made alarms go off in my head. I got out of there ASAP. I would recommend using caution if you stop by there. I've never seen anything like that in their parking lot before.

-LCB.

[GiantChild]

I went there less than a week ago, everything seemed the same to me. I drew Amy in the room with the fireplace. Although I can vouch for Amy, I can't speak to whether Angela was there.

How was Amy?

[GiantChild]

I went there less than a week ago, everything seemed the same to me. I drew Amy in the room with the fireplace. Although I can vouch for Amy, I can't speak to whether Angela was there.

Angela left at the end of last month.

[Provo RM]

Been a while since someone mentioned dds. Anyone been there lately and had luck finding Angela?

I went there less than a week ago, everything seemed the same to me. I drew Amy in the room with the fireplace. Although I can vouch for Amy, I can't speak to whether Angela was there.

[Boinkr]

Anyone want to Elaborate on Alisa? Also, is this the Yang massage in Lake City? I was in Lake City recently and noticed a new massage place. Yang.

-LCB.

I dropped a report on her a few weeks back I believe if you want to look it up. But essentially, very petite, early 30's but looks 20's IMO, limited English, has literally dozens of different ways to HJ, she's talented and takes her time, didn't bother with a single min of massage while there, OTC only though. 60+60 total IIRC.

Her coworker at yang, forget name right now, is curvy and hot, natural Ds, tight body.

[LCB]

Anyone want to Elaborate on Alisa? Also, is this the Yang massage in Lake City? I was in Lake City recently and noticed a new massage place. Yang.

-LCB.

Yes, same Alisa. She's super sweet, glad she's closer to town.

[Chewy67]

Thanks for the heads up!

I set up an appointment with the lady in the ad for around noon earlier today. She didn't pick up my call and said because she does text only. First red flag but I ignored it because she looked hot in the ad pics and in the texts she sent me. She gave me her address and I drove to her destination which was near lake City way and 20th ave NE. Once I arrived she asked me to venmo her the rate fee ahead of time. When I declined she asked just for $40 to cover the room rental fee. Never met her because I drove off. For all I know this was a guy in nigeria just trying to make a buck off of mongers. Anyways, here's the ad: https://seattle.rubratings.com/161181.

[PeterHouston]

Stopped by there yesterday. Standard fee. Standard fare. Massage was adequate. Lasted the full hour too. Masseuse late 30's / early 40's. No roaming. Only big issue was stopping the T midway because of "time". WTF?

Will not repeat.

Anyone have any info on EVA massage on Roosevelt?

[SeattleJon]

Don't waste your time like I did. Paid the $6 entrance fee, cute girl in her 20's but then got switched to girl in her 40's and not as cute. Asked about the other girl and they said she's off now. Literally 2 minute massage and flip. Asked if I wanted everything to which I replied yes. She then put up the reverse peace sign and mouthed two for everything. I asked for standard happy and she said $6 less than FS. I quickly left and my $6 lesson is your free lesson.

[Big River]

Does anybody know if there's a place in the Seattle Bellevue even, area that offers traditional Nuru?

[GoodTimeSoahu]

There's one Latina and a Blonde at Royal in South Everett. They're both in their 20's. The rest of the staff is Asian. Just search Royal on here. Plenty of posts about them.

-LCB.

Much mahalo good sir. I will search as you recommended. As a thank you I will share a private message of a hidden gem I've found recently.

[LCB]

There's one Latina and a Blonde at Royal in South Everett. They're both in their 20's. The rest of the staff is Asian. Just search Royal on here. Plenty of posts about them.

-LCB.

I have been to over 15 parlors in Seattle and I try to post my experiences in order to help the next person. However, wherever I go, it is mostly Asian gals, which I love. I'm just curious if anyone has had any luck finding a non Asian at any of these places in Seattle. Pm me if you like and I can give you info on my personal fav ladies.

Thanks.