2006 Archived General Reports

[ClitLicker]

We've had this talk already.
It's over.
Let it go Ed, let it go.

It is a sore loser and can't stand the fact that even with stuffing the ballot box she lost, and also seems to think it costs her money when someone for another area reads this thread - typical no brains, no balls jackass.

[ClitLicker]

snip..., Lewinsky and Clinton (I’m Clinton). I hope you take the signs for what they are, jokes. I started to use Clitlicker’s name, but decided against that – didn’t want to give him a heart attack. In fact the Got Milk sign wasn’t even my idea, a member from another forum PM’d me that one. Maria busted out laughing when I told her how you complain about the ass shots. She said she thought all men like a woman asses. See Ed, everybody likes a good piece of ass.


A threesome orgy, in the back of a truck, on an open main street, in a major city and in broad daylight, beat that if you can.

CookyJar

That' ok CJ, feel free, it wouldn't bother me in the least. Especially with these 2, they lok almost good enough to eat provided we went to a real motel and I washed them real good first.

[xryder]

Bravo. You seem to find ways to take your mongering to new heights. Great story. Great pics.

[Arnold Bocklin]

A threesome orgy, in the back of a truck, on an open main street, in a major city and in broad daylight, beat that if you can.

CookyJar

Cooky,

Truly a bravura performance, on many levels. The ladies have a look, the humor is pointed but gentle, the cojones are polished brass.

You are a god among mongers. You are my hero. You rock!

Grasshopper Arnie

[R Consultant]

Those are great pics my friend. Sorry your boy Ed has a few issues he needs worked out. Hopefully you can keep up the great work. I know I check the photo gallery whenever I can.

I will look you up the next time Im up your way...


Happy Huntin........

[Mattrick]

It's simply to say that if the multiphoto displays were posted in a separate thread, then he and you and people from all over could comment on the merits of the photos, and the artist could converse with them, all without cluttering this thread up.

Ask the moderator for a separate thread and he shall receive!

[CookyJar]

Ed Norton,

Maria send her love.

CookyJar

PS: Read the original post.

[CookyJar]

It is late. I know some of you are going to get this and some of you won't. For those of you who do travel on the Ave., I wish you luck. It shouldn't be hard to find these to girls. I believe they mostly travel together. You are looking for two girls walking together, one thin and one a wee bit plump. Both young with lots of tattoos. If you cannot find these two, you're legally blind.

Just remember to use a little tack. Don't go out there bragging about how you've seen their ass pictured on the world wide web. Get whatever you can get and don't blow it for the next guy.

CookyJar

PS: Read the original post.

[CookyJar]

Notice that the girls were willing to change into the wife beater and Jockeys.
Had I not gone down to the K looking for Victoria for a BJ and to play a joke on Ed, I would not have found these two lovelies. The fact that we were out there so long, alone, gave us the courage to pull off this out door threesome.

I have had other threesome. But this one was out there in nature, with a breeze blowing up my ass, that's sex the way nature intented.

All in fun, Ed. All in fun.

CookyJar

PS: Read the original post.

[CookyJar]

Yes! I do have contact information. I will be seeing the girls this weekend. I will ask them if it is okay to share their information. They both gave me different numbers. The information will be available to to the usual Suspects.

CookyJar

PS: Read the original post.

[CookyJar]

Welcome to CookyJar’s first (and perhaps the last) annual exstaganza.

Some of you will get this, and some of you won't. But first - let me clear my throat.

That’s right ladies and gentlemen; it was a old fashion Threesome/Orgy Type Car Date. Because most of you probably looked at the picture before attempting to read the details, I feel the need to begin with warnings and explanations.

1.) If you see Maria and Sabrina walking on the Ave, don’t go running up to them shouting about how you saw them on the internet and heard that they were into giving threesome. If you want the same or similar service, use a little tack. Yes! They know I am going to be posting their pictures on the net. No! They don’t know about this site. I suggested that they give me an e-mail address so that I could send them copies. They had no e-mail accounts so we are going to meet again this weekend.

2.) Read this review entirely to get the full effect of what happened. A lot of what happened was luck. Things happened in context to other events and other plans. I am not sure just what was actually planned, what was expected and what just happen naturally, but it did happen.

Let’s get on with this.

The Porto Rican Day celebration was everywhere. I started out driving down Huntingdon Park Avenue and ended up spinning around in circles. All of the streets were block off. After I finally got out of the jam, I headed down to Lehigh Avenue, turn left and wham, I was right back into the mix. So after I got out again, I took Broad St to York and took another left. As it turned out Girard Ave was the only opening. (If it was not for the Porto Rican Day celebration, none of this would have happened.)

Now my original intentions were to get to the DD by way of Huntingdon Park. So I tried to keep to the plan only I had to take the Girard Avenue detour. What the hey I thought to myself, if I passed something good I’d check it out. The streets were full of people going to the parade. Then I saw two girls on the corner before Lehigh. I pulled over. One good walked up to the car. I told her I was not stopping for her. She told me her friend does not do Black guys. I told her I had not stopped for either of them. The friend had looked okay from a distance but this one had pock marks, appeared to be in her late forties and not my cup of tea. I did not want to hurt her so I told her I was not looking for a date. I pulled off, on my way to the donut shop and a phone call to Victoria. As I drove up the Avenue I decided to change my plans a bit. I would stop now and call Victoria. What if Victoria didn’t answer? I could pick up somebody else, why wait.

I pulled over to get money out of my change holder and call Victoria. I saw two cute young girls, nicely dressed walking in my direction. I didn’t want them to think I was making improper advances so I took my eyes off of them and looked down. I have had regular ladies get upset if they thought that you were implying that they where hookers. That was the last thing I needed so I turned and glanced away. The younger of the two walked over to my passenger side window and asked if I had stopped for them. I was in full shock. All I could think to say was that I did not want to talk to her while she was standing out side of the car. I asked her to get in. She asked if her friend could come. I said no. She turn looked at her friend turned back and said sorry but her friend had to be able to come with her. Still in shock I said I was only looking for one girl. They walked away and I drove off. Half a block away I came to my senses. What the fuck had just happened? What had I just done? I took a right, another right and another, arriving at the K just in time to see them crossing in front of me. I turned right again, drove to the middle of the block and parked. There they were, across the street talking to a guy in a late model grey car. My heart stopped, boy, had I fucked up. The grey car drove off. I hopped out of my car, walked across the street and told them I wanted to walk with them and talk.

I explained what I wanted. They said it was do able. I told them that I did not want to walk to far from my car so we stopped. I told them I did not want to pick them up here because LE could be watching. They agreed. The younger girl had been doing most of the talking. They agreed to meet me around the corner on Cambia St. I agreed and left them to go get my car. When I got back to where I had parked about a thousand kids on bikes waving flags rode between me and my car. As I sweated out the time it took them to pass, I was hoping the girl would be there when I finally got away from the paraders.

They had waited.

I need to make this a short review. There are some points that I have neglected to mention. However I am a bit tired. So I am going to cut to the chase.

Thinking that I was going to be with Victoria I had bought along some props. Two wife beater T shirts and two pair of men jockeys with the appropriate sighs. The girls were real sports and thought the whole thing was a riot. They asked who Ed was and I told them. So we took the pictures.

I up the proposition. We had agreed of $40 apiece. I told them that there was an additional $20 in it for one of them. They got quiet. I really could not decide. I liked the little one, because I always like the thin ones. But the other girl had been more lively and more out going. They were no help so we jokily decided on the tossing of a coin. Heads for the younger girl, Maria and tales for Sabrina. It was tales.

Again, I am cutting a lot of stuff out. Let me point out a few things. I had originally planned to go into more detail on much of this, but it’s getting late. First and most important, they was no traffic. The parade and the cops had cut out most of the traffic for us and it was a Sunday afternoon so everything was closed. The girls had changed from their street clothes into the props and back into their clothes and out again. They got use to being naked; it turned out to be easy for them because there was no traffic.

Things just seem to fall into place. For example. After the coin toss, Maria was sitting in the front on the passenger side with the door open. Sabrina was sitting in the back sit with the door open. The blue chair was behind me. I told Sabrina that we would do our thing on the back seat. I asked Maria to move the blue chair around to my left side to block off the view. Looking at Sabrina I said, “you can give me a little BJ to harden me up a bit.” Maria must have thought I was still talking to her because she put the chair down and unzipped my fly, pulled out my dick and proceeded to give up some nice head. Mean while Sabrina is trying to reach under her, rubbing my balls with one hand and my ass with the other. And that is how it started. We ended up in the back of the truck. Tail gate down but back window open, both passenger side doors open and we are crawling around inside nearly naked. It was a blast. We were there for over an hour and just two cars passed by. Maria’s pussy was really tight and of the two, she gave the best head. Sabrina’s pussy was juicy and wet and she gave some good head. I came while hitting Sabrina Mish in the back seat, one of her leg hanging over the front seat and the other over the back seat. Sabrina rubbed my chest and kissed my nipples while I fucked tight pussied Maria. At my request, Maria tickled my nuts while I was fucking Sabrina. I got just one nut, however we used up three rubbers because I changed between pussys and BJs. The girls touched each other very little, mostly joking. I asked and they claimed not to be lesbians, Maria jokingly said that she didn’t even like Sabrina as a friend.

There are so many minor details that I just cannot go into right now. I promised to post the pictures tonight and its getting late. There are two other issues I want to mention before ending for the night. We talked a lot before ending up were we ended up and we talked a lot again before I dropped them off. I asked them if they liked to party. Again Maria must have miss-heard me because she answered, “Not they don’t do drugs, they just fuck for money to go shopping and buy cloths.” “Huh!” Was my reply, and she again confirmed what I had only thought I had heard. When I asked them were their would like to be dropped off. Maria said they were on their way to the mall. I offered to take them. I dropped them off at Franklin Mills.

Here is another kicker. Sabrina said she was nineteen, Maria said she was eighteen.
(Is eighteen legal? The little head didn’t think to ask until we were on the highway.)

Like I said I am skipping a whole lot of details, maybe I will fill in the blanks later.


To my good buddy Ed Norton, our names have been linked together like, Jerry and Dean, Rowan and Martin, Lewinsky and Clinton (I’m Clinton). I hope you take the signs for what they are, jokes. I started to use Clitlicker’s name, but decided against that – didn’t want to give him a heart attack. In fact the Got Milk sign wasn’t even my idea, a member from another forum PM’d me that one. Maria busted out laughing when I told her how you complain about the ass shots. She said she thought all men like a woman asses. See Ed, everybody likes a good piece of ass.


A threesome orgy, in the back of a truck, on an open main street, in a major city and in broad daylight, beat that if you can.

CookyJar

[Philly Green]

It does TOO good a job of this, by allowing a link from the photos to this report thread. That brings in comments from all over the country when their local forums are slow. These comments are not helpful to you or me or anybody who is reading this forum for reports which share information about Philadelphia women.

This is not to say R Consultant doesn't have a right to comment on and praise the multiphoto displays. It's simply to say that if the multiphoto displays were posted in a separate thread, then he and you and people from all over could comment on the merits of the photos, and the artist could converse with them, all without cluttering this thread up.

We've had this talk already.
It's over.
Let it go Ed, let it go.

[Ed Norton]

I guess to you Ed the Photo Gallery doesnt do a good enough job of this?

It does TOO good a job of this, by allowing a link from the photos to this report thread. That brings in comments from all over the country when their local forums are slow. These comments are not helpful to you or me or anybody who is reading this forum for reports which share information about Philadelphia women.

This is not to say R Consultant doesn't have a right to comment on and praise the multiphoto displays. It's simply to say that if the multiphoto displays were posted in a separate thread, then he and you and people from all over could comment on the merits of the photos, and the artist could converse with them, all without cluttering this thread up.

[Peter Owood]

I guess to you Ed the Photo Gallery doesnt do a good enough job of this?

[Ed Norton]

Please keep posting your adventures it makes it worthwhile when the Florida Forum gets slow.

There in a nutshell is your best argument for putting multiphoto displays in a thread separate from our local General Reports thread.