Ft. Lauderdale - Escort Reports

[BigMike1984]

I just been on a losing streak lately LOL. Got a bad one today a Catfish combined with an upsell combined with handlers. She told me 5 for 1/2 thru text but didn't want to get too specific. I got there and she was very insistent on collecting before we even talked about anything red flag. Well I'm sorry I skipped the part where I was supposed to mention the pics are fake. But moving on she is BBW but not cute like the girl in the pic. So she collects donation and then asks me what I want so I say full. She says that'll be another 20 at this point I knew I fucked up. She was up selling after she collected and after she put the donation away. Said the donation was only for BJ and Titty Job. In closing the BJ was horrible all teeth. Finished with Some breast play and got out of there. She always switches ad because I'm sure she does this often. On the way out her two handlers was in the lobby watching me leave. Save your $ guys. I'm going back to my regulars no more new girls for me. Back to Foxxy Lounge and my other reliable girls.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...dale/46053446/

[CummanderCox]

I saw her about a year ago when she advert on IG. Looks like sh gained a bit of weight? Seems a bit thicker.

I saw her recently, I wouldn't say she was thick, but haven't seen her IG advert to compare. How can I find her on IG? She lists her Snapchat on her ad haileysoakinwet.

[Ssjr2]

I always knew that this was buisness but sometimes I think with the wrong head. So this girl is real and her pics are fairly recent she mixes old and new pics. So this one is legit crazy she has more than a few screws missing which is why I still can't understand how I allowed myself to get played. I had her over my house a few times for outcalls where I had to pick her up myself. Date was cool but before we started I had to force her to shower. She has scars all over her body some old some new. She's a user for sure I watched her go buy her stuff the last time we was together. I'm not sure if she smokes or shoots it. She used to be freely allot with me. My mistake was when I paid her before we did the date and not after like I usually do. If you pay her before she will give you the crazy run around and then vanish on you like she did me. I been dealing with this girl for over 6 months now but I guess you can't really think your friends with these people no matter how many favors you do them or how many personal conversations you have with them. Long story short she had me drive her around for 3 hrs using the donation for her laundry and drugs etc. Got her back to her place where she went upstairs and never came back out. Text me an hour later talking about where am I? Word of advise: If you choose to see her pay after and not before. Don't even do half upfront cause she's good with taking that too.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...dale/45902725/

Damn it sucks that happened bro. Its sad that she couldn't see past one bad impulse to actually realize you were pretty much a regular and maintaining a good situation with you was far more beneficial than that one moment.

[Knowledge12]

What happened to Amari? She dissapeared, number doesn't work, but someone posted reviews on babylon.

Anyone got any news?

I think she got out of the business. If you do not see her around that Publix on Oakland park Blvd. She's been trying for awhile to work legit jobs. Amari is a good girl with many demons hopefully thus time she can stay clean and off the drugs.

[John Goodie]

What happened to Amari? She dissapeared, number doesn't work, but someone posted reviews on babylon.

Anyone got any news?

[DriverJim]

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...dale/45757562/

Just got back from the Grand Hotel, where I saw Hailey again. Great slow uncovered BJ then a little cow girl, she then offered up some doggy but I turned her over as I prefer to look her in the eyes when I fill her up. Always satisfied with this girl.

I saw her about a year ago when she advert on IG. Looks like sh gained a bit of weight? Seems a bit thicker.

[MeatSticky]

Has a few ads out but don't know if she is for real.

https://callescort.org/754-240-3578

https://backpagegals.com/escorts/fem...erdale-5840072

[StanLee1280]

https://escortindex.com/ad/ftlauderd...1740/1/2730456

Saw her on Tuesday at the crappy country place on 441 and Coconut Creek Pway. Can't believe she has stopped BBFS. Says she is above it now, her prices are up to 80 for qv. I walked as this girl now has severe GPS.

Yup use to be a good date but you mongers make these regular gals out to be 10's! No more BBBJ no more CIM. WTF and she expects the same rate as before.

[LickShard]

Hey, did you take her there or is she working that area? She stroll for customers?

She stays at that place.

[RandyOne2]

https://escortindex.com/ad/ftlauderd...1740/1/2730456

Saw her on Tuesday at the crappy country place on 441 and Coconut Creek Pway. Can't believe she has stopped BBFS. Says she is above it now, her prices are up to 80 for qv. I walked as this girl now has severe GPS.

Hey, did you take her there or is she working that area? She stroll for customers?

[BigMike1984]

I always knew that this was buisness but sometimes I think with the wrong head. So this girl is real and her pics are fairly recent she mixes old and new pics. So this one is legit crazy she has more than a few screws missing which is why I still can't understand how I allowed myself to get played. I had her over my house a few times for outcalls where I had to pick her up myself. Date was cool but before we started I had to force her to shower. She has scars all over her body some old some new. She's a user for sure I watched her go buy her stuff the last time we was together. I'm not sure if she smokes or shoots it. She used to be freely allot with me. My mistake was when I paid her before we did the date and not after like I usually do. If you pay her before she will give you the crazy run around and then vanish on you like she did me. I been dealing with this girl for over 6 months now but I guess you can't really think your friends with these people no matter how many favors you do them or how many personal conversations you have with them. Long story short she had me drive her around for 3 hrs using the donation for her laundry and drugs etc. Got her back to her place where she went upstairs and never came back out. Text me an hour later talking about where am I? Word of advise: If you choose to see her pay after and not before. Don't even do half upfront cause she's good with taking that too.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...dale/45902725/

[Rebel Rok]

How much time did you book? Also did she have any pets at her incall?

Thanks.

Saw her recently. No pets but room stank of cigarette, room is lived in.

Much skinnier than pics. Visited for Qv.

Nice girls, service mediocre. But she did catch and release.

Covered FS.

[LickShard]

https://escortindex.com/ad/ftlauderd...1740/1/2730456

Saw her on Tuesday at the crappy country place on 441 and Coconut Creek Pway. Can't believe she has stopped BBFS. Says she is above it now, her prices are up to 80 for qv. I walked as this girl now has severe GPS.

[LickShard]

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...dale/45757562/

Just got back from the Grand Hotel, where I saw Hailey again. Great slow uncovered BJ then a little cow girl, she then offered up some doggy but I turned her over as I prefer to look her in the eyes when I fill her up. Always satisfied with this girl.

[OralWonder]

Saw this one a few days ago off us1 around Dania. Set up was easy. We agreed on a qv. When I told her I was outside she asked me if I had a cover because she didn't think she had any left. Then she text back and said she had one and to not to worry about it (I actually brought a cover with me). She is definitely the girl in the pictures, glasses and all but she was a lot shorter than I expected. Has a decent face and OK body with some baby damage so I stayed. She was wearing what looks to be jogging pants and a sports bra. She hugs me and tells me to get comfortable. I placed her donation on the night stand. I sat on the edge of the bed to and helped her remove her pants, I was immediately hit with a musky smell. I didn't let it bother me too much since it looks like she was probably walking or something. She asked me for the cover and told her that she told me she had one. She said was her mistake and she didn't have one after all. She then gets on all 4 on the bed and asked me to get in bare. I then smelled what smelled like unwiped and unwashed ass. At this point her ass is in the air waiting for me. I noticed around her ass hole was really reddish. I told her to turn around and give me a BJ instead since I could not get hard. I really could not because of her smell. As she is repositioning herself I noticed a large bump / pimple on her pucie. She gave me a 10 sec BJ, turned around trying to grab my dick and told me to fuck her instead still bare. At this point I'm still still super soft. I told her to play with herself as I rub it off. I delivered the package in her mouth. As I'm getting dressed to leave she asked "I look better than my pictures right?" I answered with a yeah. The she hit me with "I can't believe you didn't fuck me" me being nice I told her I would next time. Needless to say I will NOT return. In summary 1. She's unclean, god only knows how often she showers. 2. She looks like she fucks anything that moves so if you are going to see her make sure you cover up 3. Something is wrong with her pucie. If you look at picture of her from the bottom you can see the big pimple on the left pucie lip .4. I don't know why the hell the area around her ass hole was so red (maybe she did anal with a previous client or something else is wrong). https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...dale/45295696/ Nine545158771.

This post made my day. Thanks for the laughs. And I have been there bro.