Strip Club Reports

[Ozymandias]

What do you think is the % of customers that like faked butts? I understand each person has its preference. But for me, I think they are unnatural and weird. I am sure there are plenty of people that disagree with me. Enjoy your clubs.

I truly hate it; it's a trend I'd like to see die as soon as possible. It won't, of course.

I saw some ad with Kim Kardashian the other day, and she was truly grotesque, like a weird alien being or someone who was in a terrible accident and put back together wrong. Really a total disaster.

"Balloon animal" is what I usually think when I see one of these girls (if you can call them that.).

O.

[Acaryu]

What do you think is the % of customers that like faked butts? I understand each person has its preference. But for me, I think they are unnatural and weird. I am sure there are plenty of people that disagree with me. Enjoy your clubs.

[IAmAmazing]

Last time I was at follies which was years ago. I saw a white waitress that had one biggest fake asses I've ever seen. She was wearing all black and a hat. I told my buddy I wish she was a dancer. Does anyone know who I am talking about? Also I wonder how many dancers make the transition to waitress and vice versa.

I don't have a clue of who you could be referring to but I can say that the hottest girls in the club are usually just visiting or working their in other capacities. I say let all the female staff go topless. Then our problem will be solved.

[Lyle416]

Last time I was at follies which was years ago. I saw a white waitress that had one biggest fake asses I've ever seen. She was wearing all black and a hat. I told my buddy I wish she was a dancer. Does anyone know who I am talking about? Also I wonder how many dancers make the transition to waitress and vice versa.

[SilverSkeeter]

Follies.

Went here a couple of times for the day shift and had great times. Nothing really new to report other than $$ seemed to be the standard VIP rate for most of the ladies and if you're ordering drinks the waitresses may overcharge you a dollar or two.

Tattletale.

Ladies here were more attractive than Follies, but also harder to get. The best looking ones were only interested in their regulars when I went. I still got a few low mileage dances and some offers for VIP. But the rate was double of Follies so I decided to pass.

Fannies & Club Babes.

Fannies didn't have any ladies I felt like spending money on so I left after 5 minutes I went to Babes as the day shift was ending. They had a number of fine ladies, but they seemed more interested in their phones than customers. Dances were good and got some decent grinding. The break between day and night shift was about an hour or so and it was nearly completely empty until then. The ladies were more attentive at night and I got approached often. YMMV when it comes to takeout. I got two no's and one yes.

I'm assuming this was Babes under the new name ace, or was this visit so long ago it was still babes? If it's ace I'm relieved that some of the night shift girls were willing to give a little extra. I was thinking this place was ruined by stuck up air dance types at night.

[MassageAwesome]

Follies.

Went here a couple of times for the day shift and had great times. Nothing really new to report other than $$ seemed to be the standard VIP rate for most of the ladies and if you're ordering drinks the waitresses may overcharge you a dollar or two.

Tattletale.

Ladies here were more attractive than Follies, but also harder to get. The best looking ones were only interested in their regulars when I went. I still got a few low mileage dances and some offers for VIP. But the rate was double of Follies and so I decided to pass.

Fannies & Club Babes.

Fannies didn't have any ladies I felt like spending money on so I left after 5 minutes and I went to Babes as the day shift was ending. They had a number of fine ladies, but they seemed more interested in their phones than customers. Dances were good and got some decent grinding. The break between day and night shift was about an hour or so and it was nearly completely empty until then. The ladies were more attentive at night and I got approached often. YMMV when it comes to takeout. I got two no's and one yes.

Fannies is all about their regulars. Plus not many good real looking ladies here, only decent. The hottest girl I've seen there is the girl who delivers the drinks to the tables.

[JohnShindig]

Follies.

Went here a couple of times for the day shift and had great times. Nothing really new to report other than $$ seemed to be the standard VIP rate for most of the ladies and if you're ordering drinks the waitresses may overcharge you a dollar or two.

Tattletale.

Ladies here were more attractive than Follies, but also harder to get. The best looking ones were only interested in their regulars when I went. I still got a few low mileage dances and some offers for VIP. But the rate was double of Follies so I decided to pass.

Fannies & Club Babes.

Fannies didn't have any ladies I felt like spending money on so I left after 5 minutes I went to Babes as the day shift was ending. They had a number of fine ladies, but they seemed more interested in their phones than customers. Dances were good and got some decent grinding. The break between day and night shift was about an hour or so and it was nearly completely empty until then. The ladies were more attentive at night and I got approached often. YMMV when it comes to takeout. I got two no's and one yes.

[JohnShindig]

Follies.

Went here a couple of times for the day shift and had great times. Nothing really new to report other than $$ seemed to be the standard VIP rate for most of the ladies and if you're ordering drinks the waitresses may overcharge you a dollar or two.

Tattletale.

Ladies here were more attractive than Follies, but also harder to get. The best looking ones were only interested in their regulars when I went. I still got a few low mileage dances and some offers for VIP. But the rate was double of Follies and so I decided to pass.

Fannies & Club Babes.

Fannies didn't have any ladies I felt like spending money on so I left after 5 minutes and I went to Babes as the day shift was ending. They had a number of fine ladies, but they seemed more interested in their phones than customers. Dances were good and got some decent grinding. The break between day and night shift was about an hour or so and it was nearly completely empty until then. The ladies were more attentive at night and I got approached often. YMMV when it comes to takeout. I got two no's and one yes.

[Ozymandias]

My experience has been it's actually closer to 11 am on Sat and more towards 11:30 ish during M-F (don't know about Sundays though).

Got to say on another note love that line from F Buehler.

Girls don't really start coming on the floor until maybe 12:30 or so.

O.

[SeekingHead]

Get a burner app or a burner phone and share the number. OTC is where it's at.

Here's the beauty of fucking a stripper OTC: a stripper's vagina is a portal to a giant vagina network. You do her a few times, and she's comfortable with you. Then you do a threesome with her and her coworker. That's an occasional thing. Then she's not available, and you fuck her friend. And then another friend. Soon, your dick is a sexual coronavirus rampaging Viking-like through a rimed forest of shaved stripper pussies.

Okay, that's an exaggeration, but stripper friends can lead to fun times. Just remember they are COMPLETELY treacherous, stay in control, and it's a moveable feast.

Go ahead and give out a firewalled number!

O.

Ozy,

First let's establish you as the O-G of this board. Props to you brother.

Sugar dating a stripper is an adventure unto itself & it's like what you said once you are in with one & word gets around you are good with all her friends. If you treat them good there is a lot of fun to be had, my last 3-some involved 2 strippers, one I was sugar dating & her friend.

[Apr267]

Get a burner app or a burner phone and share the number. OTC is where it's at.

Here's the beauty of fucking a stripper OTC: a stripper's vagina is a portal to a giant vagina network. You do her a few times, and she's comfortable with you. Then you do a threesome with her and her coworker. That's an occasional thing. Then she's not available, and you fuck her friend. And then another friend. Soon, your dick is a sexual coronavirus rampaging Viking-like through a rimed forest of shaved stripper pussies.

Okay, that's an exaggeration, but stripper friends can lead to fun times. Just remember they are COMPLETELY treacherous, stay in control, and it's a moveable feast.

Go ahead and give out a firewalled number!

O.

Thank you for the reply and thanks to other for sharing you experiences. I think I am clear now about what to do! Will give it a shot.

[Skip15]

My experience has been it's actually closer to 11 am on Sat and more towards 11:30 ish during M-F (don't know about Sundays though).

Got to say on another note love that line from F Buehler.

[Ozymandias]

So, after a lots of reading here I went to the strip club first time today and this was my first time with anything. I was nervous being in the place all by myself, but managed to hold myself for a while and then got comfortable. Few minutes later a dancer approached to me and asked if I would like to get a dance. I obliged. While the dances were on she kept asking me if I live by myself and that we should hang out outside the club, to which I just nodded. I enjoyed the dances, and once we got up she pulled out her phone and asked me for my phone number. I was shocked to see that she was really serious about it. I was tempted to share but I also did not want to share my phone number with someone whom I just met few minutes back. Eventually I turned it down by saying maybe next time. I would like to know if this is normal? Is it safe to share the number with the girls there? I think she wanted to come to my place and that was weird for me. Any info will be appreciated. Thanks!!

Get a burner app or a burner phone and share the number. OTC is where it's at.

Here's the beauty of fucking a stripper OTC: a stripper's vagina is a portal to a giant vagina network. You do her a few times, and she's comfortable with you. Then you do a threesome with her and her coworker. That's an occasional thing. Then she's not available, and you fuck her friend. And then another friend. Soon, your dick is a sexual coronavirus rampaging Viking-like through a rimed forest of shaved stripper pussies.

Okay, that's an exaggeration, but stripper friends can lead to fun times. Just remember they are COMPLETELY treacherous, stay in control, and it's a moveable feast.

Go ahead and give out a firewalled number!

O.

[People Pleasur]

So, after a lots of reading here I went to the strip club first time today and this was my first time with anything. I was nervous being in the place all by myself, but managed to hold myself for a while and then got comfortable. Few minutes later a dancer approached to me and asked if I would like to get a dance. I obliged. While the dances were on she kept asking me if I live by myself and that we should hang out outside the club, to which I just nodded. I enjoyed the dances, and once we got up she pulled out her phone and asked me for my phone number. I was shocked to see that she was really serious about it. I was tempted to share but I also did not want to share my phone number with someone whom I just met few minutes back. Eventually I turned it down by saying maybe next time. I would like to know if this is normal? Is it safe to share the number with the girls there? I think she wanted to come to my place and that was weird for me. Any info will be appreciated. Thanks!!

I highly recommend getting a Google Voice number. You can forward both the voice and text to your regular phone and turn both off when you want as well.

[Member #7133]

So, after a lots of reading here I went to the strip club first time today and this was my first time with anything. I was nervous being in the place all by myself, but managed to hold myself for a while and then got comfortable. Few minutes later a dancer approached to me and asked if I would like to get a dance. I obliged. While the dances were on she kept asking me if I live by myself and that we should hang out outside the club, to which I just nodded. I enjoyed th dancnes, and once we got up she pulled out her phone and asked me for my phone number. I was shocked to see that she was really serious about it. I was tempted to share but I also did not want to share my phone number with someone whom I just met few minutes back. Eventually I turned it down by saying maybe next time. I would like to know if this is normal? Is it safe to share the number with the girls there? I think she wanted to come to my place and that was weird for me. Any info will be appreciated. Thanks!!

Shocking and Follies are usually not used in the same paragraph. They often try to wrestle my burner phone away to add their contact information and then ring it through to their phone. Sometimes I ask for the number, sometimes not. Some will send pics or texts. Some you won't hear from again. If you know your not interested then you don't need to exchange numbers. I have a boatlaod of names and numbers that I will delete after an appropriate time. Dealt with 1-2 nut cases that texted frequently even though I had little interest but it was more comical than annoying. OTC activity starts with a phone# and your in the right place. Plenty of part time and UTR escorts that strip. Having someone over to your place is a completely separate subject. Not a first date destination I'm sure.