Massage Parlor Reports

**IrishBarrister** · 02-18-20 12:22

I went to see Kelly, who is advertising on Bedpage - https://nova.bedpage.com/Therapeutic...a/9593810.html - she is not the woman in the pictures (shock) - she is Phillipino and likely born or spent most of her life in California. She is very pretty, probably younger than 30, with a lovely body showed off by wearing a sheer negligee. The massage was terrible. Useless. No teasing. On the flip she asks you to turn over and then says nothing else and delivers a very mechanical finish without a sound. All the time looking away like she is dreaming of being somewhere else. Paid $. 2 (in advance), left no tip. A really poor option. You know how we hope a sessions put a zip in your step? This would produce the opposite. After I left I kept think $. 2 is a great pair of running shoes or 4 bottles of good wine. Or 6 spinning classes. One starts to come to the conclusion that the only session is a bad session or at least a disappointing one.

**LookieHookie18** · 02-18-20 12:19

Also check bedpage massage and bodyrub sections. Mostly very reliable ads with many who have been in the area awhile.

Originally Posted by RelaxedInak [View Original Post]

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I also use p411 and Ter is now online again.

As always be safe be happy be nice and be relaxed,.

Relaxed In Ak.

**DougMap** · 02-18-20 11:06

Checked out on Old Bridge seems legit. Curtians for doors and then the open gap at top of massage room. Went there a couple of times nothing.

Checked out a place called Eutopia Spa same as CH but they do have a table shower so YMMV but so far nothing there.

Time Therapy and a girl named Amy is a straight up NOVA shop.

Spa Sasha shows promise but you have to invest lots of time to get to NOVA and more. Close to full service but not quite. Rooms have doors and they are private. They make sure customers do not see each other etc. No table shower Lucy and Sasha are older ladies but still worth blowing a load for.

New place called Oriental seems legit same ladies don't speak good English and are unattractive.

Panda like CH and Spa Sasha YMMV.

PM me if you want details on any of them.

**FacelessBoy** · 02-18-20 10:50

Originally Posted by IcedOne2 [View Original Post]

Wondering if anyone else is getting asked to supply I. D. Prior to a massage visit

Only time I've experienced that is if paying by card.

**IcedOne2** · 02-17-20 23:01

Originally Posted by MrSunnyHills [View Original Post]

Never happened to me except years ago in CA. Do you look quite young?

No she hasn't seen me its more in the initial contact. She I guess looking to screen me? IDK maybe just skip anyone who ask for screening purp.

**BoatMan3** · 02-17-20 20:26

Originally Posted by GilBang [View Original Post]

This happened to me once with her before. It actually might have been a Monday evening, but I didn't have to wait in an office, but I waited down the road. I have never had a walk-in issue because I've always seen her in the evening.

This similar situation has happened twice to me and once as I was driving over for an appointment. She has a great massage and benefits but I am not going to stand in line or have to rearrange my plans or scheduled to meet her needs when we have a scheduled appointment. Too bad, she is good if you can get in on time, which seems largely out of our control. However, I can only assume she is so busy it does matter to her.

**Trab01** · 02-17-20 20:22

Hola gents,

I had quite the adventure yesterday, but it all ended happily. Was doing some reading and based on some pm's decided to go to Tokyo woodbridge yesterday. Got there and anther monger walked I'm before me. Walked I'm shortly after and got told no one is available. To come back in 30 minutes. Ok drove around a bit and came back. His car was gone but another was there. Damn. Again come back 30 minutes or tomorrow. Damn LOL. Now I'm committed. Debated just throwing in the towel but now I'm committed. Came back 30 minutes later. Mama looked at me surprised. She said I can come in and wait 15 minutes so idid.

About 30 minutes later in walks sophie / sophia. Older, mid to late 40's. Thin / tight frame nice add ons. Paid for half hour. Very enthusiastic. Needless to say, waiting paid off big time. Best session over had in a wHilE. Surprised me with fluent Russian. Tipped. 6 highly recommend.

Trab.

**GilBang** · 02-17-20 18:41

Originally Posted by Ashoka [View Original Post]

Just gave her (Lucy?) a whirl. Nothing too different from any other report. Kind of dumpy office building. Everything is purple, including her outfit, like her pics. She squeezed in another appointment (freaking walk in!) right before me so I had to wait in an office room a few minutes. Then told me only half hour because she had another appointment after. I was a little annoyed but relented since it would have been a pain to try arrange someone else. She did a very good if hurried deep massage. Another walk in during my massage but we got there. A bit mercenary with finishing options. She wanted 80 for the manual finish and I laughed. We agreed on topless for 60. She has great nips on small breasts, which is my favorite.

This happened to me once with her before. It actually might have been a Monday evening, but I didn't have to wait in an office, but I waited down the road. I have never had a walk-in issue because I've always seen her in the evening.

**Ashoka** · 02-17-20 17:33

Just gave her (Lucy?) a whirl. Nothing too different from any other report. Kind of dumpy office building. Everything is purple, including her outfit, like her pics. She squeezed in another appointment (freaking walk in!) right before me so I had to wait in an office room a few minutes. Then told me only half hour because she had another appointment after. I was a little annoyed but relented since it would have been a pain to try arrange someone else. She did a very good if hurried deep massage. Another walk in during my massage but we got there. A bit mercenary with finishing options. She wanted 80 for the manual finish and I laughed. We agreed on topless for 60. She has great nips on small breasts, which is my favorite.

All in all I liked enough to return despite the rush. She intimated more options the next time. But she will definitely squeeze in all the appointments she can. She told me Mondays are always busy. I will return another day and see how it goes. And if anyone can PM her price menu I would appreciate. I know another poster said he gets FS for 80 but I have to imagine that's a grandfathered price given how much she pushed for a ridiculous amount for HJ.

Originally Posted by Angel3057 [View Original Post]

When I first met her, she is said her name was Lucy, I think she changes name bc she is afraid of LE.

Saw her several times. She is available almost 24/7. I try to see her on weekends when the building is empty. I always get FS. I may skip for a while, before she went on vacation she said she will go to China.

**MrSunnyHills** · 02-17-20 16:33

Never happened to me except years ago in CA. Do you look quite young?

Originally Posted by IcedOne2 [View Original Post]

Wondering if anyone else is getting asked to supply I. D. Prior to a massage visit?

**IcedOne2** · 02-17-20 11:41

Wondering if anyone else is getting asked to supply I. D. Prior to a massage visit?

**Sswede** · 02-17-20 09:54

Originally Posted by GilBang [View Original Post]

I attempted to see Ronda and based on my experience, I'm scratching her off the list. Texted last week and was told she was off that day and if I wanted to see her friend JiJi, since I wanted to see Ronda, I said no and scheduled for the next day. She agreed to a time. The next day comes and I text her well ahead of the agreed time and she confirms, weirdly she sends a string of texts with the donation, session length and "make sure you can make it, don't play with me" kinda messages. Within an hour of the appointment, she texts asking if we can reschedule for 90 min later, I agreed. Yet again, one hour before the appointment, another request to reschedule, this time 2 hours. I said no, but I could do within 1 hour, she agreed.

Arrive at the apartment complex, text that I'm parked get an "Ok, give me a couple of minutes" text back. 5 min go by and I get another text saying she's out shopping and can't make it and if I would see JiJi. Since I was there I said fuck it and saw JiJi. JiJi was overall a good time and similar experiences as other's reviews here.

As for Ronda, F her. Flaking out on someone like that is BS.

I had kind of a similiar experience trying to schedule with her. In my case getting repeated requests for verifying information I was continuing to send to the same link. LOL. I stopped after a while. Looks like I made the right decision. Sure share everyones frustration but clearly she is clueless how to conduct herself.

**Relaxed Inak** · 02-17-20 09:20

Originally Posted by CoolWays [View Original Post]

Am I missing something but does it seem there are not nearly as many ads for massage, body rubs and etc? 🛌 page and city x seems to be pretty dead full of fact ads. If someone wanted a nice hour experience say b2 b and nice younger eye candy where would you visit in the Fairfax Vienna Chantilly area, would venture further for a great escape, any suggestions are appreciated and please include damage for total dream.

As always thank you.

https://washington-dc.skipthegames.c...e/?clients=men

https://www.adultlook.com/l/virginia

http://rubratings.com/cities/

I also use p411 and Ter is now online again.

As always be safe be happy be nice and be relaxed,.

Relaxed In Ak.

**CoolWays** · 02-16-20 22:22

Am I missing something but does it seem there are not nearly as many ads for massage, body rubs and etc? 🛌 page and city x seems to be pretty dead full of fact ads. If someone wanted a nice hour experience say b2 b and nice younger eye candy where would you visit in the Fairfax Vienna Chantilly area, would venture further for a great escape, any suggestions are appreciated and please include damage for total dream.

As always thank you.

**BoMcC** · 02-15-20 21:02

Originally Posted by GilBang [View Original Post]

As for Ronda, F her. Flaking out on someone like that is BS.

Ronda was probably still off and Bena was doing the texting for her.

I had attempted to see Ji and got the "see my friend" bit. Waited a little while then texted back. Never texted to Ronda, but it was like "Ronda" was texting me back when I was still using Ji's number.

Got there and Ronda had the phone in her hand but no sign of Ji in the apt. Bena was hidden in the kitchen / dining area and one bedroom empty.