Escort Reports

[Nc1001]

This like many others have been very positive reviews for Shelby. However, her ad states weight at 260 lbs. The pictures don't match that weight. Are the pictures accurate?

I have seen her many times and the pics are accurate. Just like every girl in the hobby she knows how to use angles that are the most flattering.

[Rufus McGee]

Longtime member first time posting. Posting because this is the worst experience I have ever had.

Tried for over an hour to make an appointment with this provider. Communication was very sketchy. I arrived and it is apparent she uses a lot of filters in her photos. Looks a little worse for wear in person. Her kids were there even though she said she was taking them to a neighbor during the broken communication. Kid was almost in the same room during. I couldn't even do it. She didn't get in to it at all. Spent about 5 minutes and just left. Paid for qv + Greek. Greek never happened. AVOID AVOID AVOID!!

https://kalamazoo.skipthegames.com/f...r/657490023036

Damn that sucks to here, I like a petite provider.

[PrivateParts]

I'm from GR, these disparaging ads on STG are common. Who knows the reason but now the poster is claiming she's got HIV. So what is it? Is she a hot undercover cop, an escort with HIV, or both? I doubt she's real regardless.

http://grand-rapids.skipthegames.com...y/997123797908

https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.co...r/588980568298

Not sure if anyone has seen this in GR yet or not, but I figured that I'd copy and post. Someone posted it in GR today. Idk how true it is, but to each there own.

As always, stay safe and smart fellas!

[mwvoyeur]

This like many others have been very positive reviews for Shelby. However, her ad states weight at 260 lbs. The pictures don't match that weight. Are the pictures accurate?

Saw her tonight above average BBBJ. Not a clock watcher will definitely see again.

https://kalamazoo.skipthegames.com/f...3/970540623915

[RollinStone787]

Anytime JJ. I still don't know what TOFOTT or whatever everyone uses in just about every single post yet. LOL. Help a fella out please and thanks.

Lmao!! Take One For The Team!

[Slick350]

Thanks so much both Slick & RollingStone, for the acronym / abbreviation info.

Yes RS, as you said in your PM to me, most here are older guys.

I'm a hip older guy, but nevertheless, an old fart.

So, this 1 wasn't even a brain gas moment.

Would not have gotten that 1.

Appreciate it, you young studs.

Remember, us older guys = better mentors.

Be Safe & TA (thanks again- LOL).

JJ.

Anytime JJ. I still don't know what TOFOTT or whatever everyone uses in just about every single post yet. LOL. Help a fella out please and thanks.

[RollinStone787]

DM me for deets one day. I give good reviews just as concisely as I give bad ones.

[Slick350]

Good day, gentlemen. This one won't be too informative, I'm sure somebody learned better about her way before now. Still going to share. It was that miserable. For those of you that haven't had the displeasure, meet Raven.



https://www.eroticmonkey.ch/raven-es...e-creek-128459

Yes, it says BC, met her here in Kzoo. I normally ask that I be DM'ed for deets. This case, though, is bad to the point that I want everyone to know.

I was out here a few yrs ago for a visit, felt like going on a date. For all the women that I reached out to, she was the only one that responded. So we put it together and I went to meet her. Never, in all the time that I've been dealing with providers, did I meet someone with such a terrible attitude.

She made me wait for a completely unreasonable amount of time. When I texted her that I was going to head out, she texted me a temper tantrum that she was literally right then about to invite me in. Sure.

So I go in, she's not inviting or welcoming at all. It was like dealing with a guy behind a counter on OT (overtime). I get it, this is business. Part of that business, however, should be at least a little bit of niceness. Nope. Not this one. Nicest she got was when she tried selling me pot.

Now let me tell you about her body. Pics are accurate. She's not thin, she's not fat. I don't think thick would describe her, either. Tall, though. Almost my height. She doesn't have much going on for her at all, really. Again, she wasn't so much fat, but between the stomach and the tits, the stomach was definitely winning the race. Her legs were alright, but the ass was, well, disappointing to any ass man like myself. Flexible, though. Only good thing I can say. She let me grab her by the ankles and stretch her out however I liked. When it got to be too much, though, indignant bitching. You know, as opposed to something simple like, "Too much. ".

And on that, this will be short and sweet, the act itself. Started with CBJ (which I'm fine with), and then moved to alternating between missionary (me on top) and doggy as I got more and more bored with her. This is literally all she would allow me to do.

Won't lie, the job got done, but she isn't worth the price she laid out, and that attitude was the biggest turn off.

I'm putting this put there firstly because we need to be reminded of past mistakes to prevent future ones. Secondly because she still surfaces on occasion. Last time I saw her put herself out there was on the GR stg. This was about a month ago. Watch for this one, gents.

Safe winds and happy hunting.

Stone.

Wow! I see what you mean. I will stay away. Thanks for the education for sure.

As always, stay safe and smart fellas!

[SlyGuy12]

Good day, gentlemen. This one won't be too informative, I'm sure somebody learned better about her way before now. Still going to share. It was that miserable. For those of you that haven't had the displeasure, meet Raven.

https://www.eroticmonkey.ch/raven-es...e-creek-128459

Yes, it says BC, met her here in Kzoo. I normally ask that I be DM'ed for deets. This case, though, is bad to the point that I want everyone to know.

I was out here a few yrs ago for a visit, felt like going on a date. For all the women that I reached out to, she was the only one that responded. So we put it together and I went to meet her. Never, in all the time that I've been dealing with providers, did I meet someone with such a terrible attitude.

She made me wait for a completely unreasonable amount of time. When I texted her that I was going to head out, she texted me a temper tantrum that she was literally right then about to invite me in. Sure.

So I go in, she's not inviting or welcoming at all. It was like dealing with a guy behind a counter on OT (overtime). I get it, this is business. Part of that business, however, should be at least a little bit of niceness. Nope. Not this one. Nicest she got was when she tried selling me pot.

Now let me tell you about her body. Pics are accurate. She's not thin, she's not fat. I don't think thick would describe her, either. Tall, though. Almost my height. She doesn't have much going on for her at all, really. Again, she wasn't so much fat, but between the stomach and the tits, the stomach was definitely winning the race. Her legs were alright, but the ass was, well, disappointing to any ass man like myself. Flexible, though. Only good thing I can say. She let me grab her by the ankles and stretch her out however I liked. When it got to be too much, though, indignant bitching. You know, as opposed to something simple like, "Too much. ".

And on that, this will be short and sweet, the act itself. Started with CBJ (which I'm fine with), and then moved to alternating between missionary (me on top) and doggy as I got more and more bored with her. This is literally all she would allow me to do.

Won't lie, the job got done, but she isn't worth the price she laid out, and that attitude was the biggest turn off.

I'm putting this put there firstly because we need to be reminded of past mistakes to prevent future ones. Secondly because she still surfaces on occasion. Last time I saw her put herself out there was on the GR stg. This was about a month ago. Watch for this one, gents.

Safe winds and happy hunting.

Stone.

She used to be decent, I saw her 2 or 3 years ago several times. However as time went on, she started getting pushy and bitchy. She burned most of her bridges in Battle Creek.

[JkZooo]

Longtime member first time posting. Posting because this is the worst experience I have ever had.

Tried for over an hour to make an appointment with this provider. Communication was very sketchy. I arrived and it is apparent she uses a lot of filters in her photos. Looks a little worse for wear in person. Her kids were there even though she said she was taking them to a neighbor during the broken communication. Kid was almost in the same room during. I couldn't even do it. She didn't get in to it at all. Spent about 5 minutes and just left. Paid for qv + Greek. Greek never happened. AVOID AVOID AVOID!!

https://kalamazoo.skipthegames.com/f...r/657490023036

[XxEagle]

http://kalamazoo.skipthegames.com/fe...t/643033111664

Absolutely horrible experience. Photos are 10+ years old. Worst experience ever.

[JJLetsPlay]

Direct message for details.

Thanks so much both Slick & RollingStone, for the acronym / abbreviation info.

Yes RS, as you said in your PM to me, most here are older guys.

I'm a hip older guy, but nevertheless, an old fart.

So, this 1 wasn't even a brain gas moment.

Would not have gotten that 1.

Appreciate it, you young studs.

Remember, us older guys = better mentors.

Be Safe & TA (thanks again- LOL).

JJ.

[RollinStone787]

Good day, gentlemen. This one won't be too informative, I'm sure somebody learned better about her way before now. Still going to share. It was that miserable. For those of you that haven't had the displeasure, meet Raven.

https://www.eroticmonkey.ch/raven-es...e-creek-128459

Yes, it says BC, met her here in Kzoo. I normally ask that I be DM'ed for deets. This case, though, is bad to the point that I want everyone to know.

I was out here a few yrs ago for a visit, felt like going on a date. For all the women that I reached out to, she was the only one that responded. So we put it together and I went to meet her. Never, in all the time that I've been dealing with providers, did I meet someone with such a terrible attitude.

She made me wait for a completely unreasonable amount of time. When I texted her that I was going to head out, she texted me a temper tantrum that she was literally right then about to invite me in. Sure.

So I go in, she's not inviting or welcoming at all. It was like dealing with a guy behind a counter on OT (overtime). I get it, this is business. Part of that business, however, should be at least a little bit of niceness. Nope. Not this one. Nicest she got was when she tried selling me pot.

Now let me tell you about her body. Pics are accurate. She's not thin, she's not fat. I don't think thick would describe her, either. Tall, though. Almost my height. She doesn't have much going on for her at all, really. Again, she wasn't so much fat, but between the stomach and the tits, the stomach was definitely winning the race. Her legs were alright, but the ass was, well, disappointing to any ass man like myself. Flexible, though. Only good thing I can say. She let me grab her by the ankles and stretch her out however I liked. When it got to be too much, though, indignant bitching. You know, as opposed to something simple like, "Too much. ".

And on that, this will be short and sweet, the act itself. Started with CBJ (which I'm fine with), and then moved to alternating between missionary (me on top) and doggy as I got more and more bored with her. This is literally all she would allow me to do.

Won't lie, the job got done, but she isn't worth the price she laid out, and that attitude was the biggest turn off.

I'm putting this put there firstly because we need to be reminded of past mistakes to prevent future ones. Secondly because she still surfaces on occasion. Last time I saw her put herself out there was on the GR stg. This was about a month ago. Watch for this one, gents.

Safe winds and happy hunting.

Stone.

[Slick350]

RollingStone, Need help on this.

2nd time I've seen this & do not know.

Acronym / Terminology / meaning of "DM for deets" ?

Please fill me in.

Feeling slow- LOL.

Thanks, JJ.

Direct message for details.

[HughJeffenCock]

http://kalamazoo.skipthegames.com/fe...t/643033111664

She's been around for a long time and terrible reviews. Never seen her personally, but others have said to avoid!