Examples of Annoying Providers

[Morgan Creamin]

"Cum take a load off in my pussy" sounds pretty clear to me but then she says no bb in the ad. Make up your mind!

http://seattle.skipthegames.com/fema...e/516498995758

[Barnie]

She posts this.

https://www.tnaboard.com/showthread....-this-ad&highl

And then this.

https://www.tnaboard.com/showthread....fore-I-go-UTR-(Private-IC-Everett%95 Dt-Sea%95 Olympia-OC)&highlight=.

Make up your mind already.

Idk why men see her.

1) she is a b I t c h.

2) she is fat.

3) she video records everyone that enters and their license plate.

[Lee Groinman]

Ok, so what would you have done? It's not exactly going to end well for the guy if he makes it "not end well" for the provider so that isn't great advice. It's a losing scenario no matter what. The thing is, this chick is clearly psycho which massively increases your risk.

Options-.

1- beat up on dahoe and get arrested. It's a parking lot, someone's watching even if it's just cameras.

2- physically try to stop her fucking up your car, get hit, and probably get arrested anyway because that's how that scenario always goes.

3- call the cops?

A- you better have a decent reason why you're at a sketchy hotel with your keys locked in your car (not that they can prove you did anything illegal but it's a hassle no one wants because they certainly know who / what she is, then you're on the radar).

B- she's clearly a psycho and might say #1 or #2 above happened and you get arrested anyway. Worse case she claims rape and god help you if you left a load in her.

By the time she started messing with his car he was fucked, he had no good options. Doing something to dahoe would have been much, much worse for him.

Obviously, the best thing to do is never park in line of sight to the incall. If dahoe follows you out, walk in a direction away from your car or if you don't notice her following until you've started walking ignore your car and go well past it.

Yeah the guy comes across as a pansy but it's TNA, you can't exactly speak freely there. Even then, all daTNAhoes came out and said it was his fault for not watching the clock. They are like politicians on that site, they spin everything in their favor even the truth.

He wouldn't do anything, but he does come off as an angry guy though.

[Morgan Creamin]

You mean like this pussy that got his windshield smashed. ?

https://www.tnaboard.com/showthread....ate-experience

What a pussy. The moment a woman does that, remind her that it won't end well.

Who let's a woman do that shit. ? He must have been one of those kids raised by two dads.

Ok, so what would you have done? It's not exactly going to end well for the guy if he makes it "not end well" for the provider so that isn't great advice. It's a losing scenario no matter what. The thing is, this chick is clearly psycho which massively increases your risk.

Options-.

1- beat up on dahoe and get arrested. It's a parking lot, someone's watching even if it's just cameras.

2- physically try to stop her fucking up your car, get hit, and probably get arrested anyway because that's how that scenario always goes.

3- call the cops?

A- you better have a decent reason why you're at a sketchy hotel with your keys locked in your car (not that they can prove you did anything illegal but it's a hassle no one wants because they certainly know who / what she is, then you're on the radar).

B- she's clearly a psycho and might say #1 or #2 above happened and you get arrested anyway. Worse case she claims rape and god help you if you left a load in her.

By the time she started messing with his car he was fucked, he had no good options. Doing something to dahoe would have been much, much worse for him.

Obviously, the best thing to do is never park in line of sight to the incall. If dahoe follows you out, walk in a direction away from your car or if you don't notice her following until you've started walking ignore your car and go well past it.

Yeah the guy comes across as a pansy but it's TNA, you can't exactly speak freely there. Even then, all daTNAhoes came out and said it was his fault for not watching the clock. They are like politicians on that site, they spin everything in their favor even the truth.

[Facials]

I have a general rant.

I'm no-showed quite often. It seems to have increased and I've lowered my tolerance for how long I'll wait. It's gone down from 15 minutes to five minutes. While that may not seem like much, I've found from my personal experience that if the provider isn't ready and available when you arrive then she ain't coming. If she doesn't respond to a text within a minute at least letting me know that she's coming / not quite ready / not yet there then she ain't coming. The longer I wait after the five-minute mark, the more true this becomes.

I'll leave.

Then, almost inevitably, up to an HOUR later I'll start receiving texts - "where are you? Are you still coming?" or "I can't believe you left, I was JUST texting you as you drove away. ". I usually don't respond, but sometimes I will if she's spazzing and being unreasonable.

Look, it's easy. Be where you say you'll be when we agree. If you can't be for whatever reason, let me know. When I arrive and I let you know I'm there, respond to me WITHIN a minute so that I know you aren't nodding-off or decided to accept a higher-value appointment. If you don't let me know, then I've done my part and fulfilled my part of the agreement. At that point, YOU LOSE.

Write a no-show all you want, your little pussified white knights can make-up for it, if you actually show-up for them as well.

Okay, I'm done now.

You mean like this pussy that got his windshield smashed. ?

https://www.tnaboard.com/showthread....ate-experience

What a pussy. The moment a woman does that, remind her that it won't end well.

Who let's a woman do that shit. ? He must have been one of those kids raised by two dads.

[Street Troller]

I have a general rant.

I'm no-showed quite often. It seems to have increased and I've lowered my tolerance for how long I'll wait. It's gone down from 15 minutes to five minutes. While that may not seem like much, I've found from my personal experience that if the provider isn't ready and available when you arrive then she ain't coming. If she doesn't respond to a text within a minute at least letting me know that she's coming / not quite ready / not yet there then she ain't coming. The longer I wait after the five-minute mark, the more true this becomes.

I'll leave.

Then, almost inevitably, up to an HOUR later I'll start receiving texts - "where are you? Are you still coming?" or "I can't believe you left, I was JUST texting you as you drove away. ". I usually don't respond, but sometimes I will if she's spazzing and being unreasonable.

Look, it's easy. Be where you say you'll be when we agree. If you can't be for whatever reason, let me know. When I arrive and I let you know I'm there, respond to me WITHIN a minute so that I know you aren't nodding-off or decided to accept a higher-value appointment. If you don't let me know, then I've done my part and fulfilled my part of the agreement. At that point, YOU LOSE.

Write a no-show all you want, your little pussified white knights can make-up for it, if you actually show-up for them as well.

Okay, I'm done now.

[KitWalker1967]

One thing I absolutely can't stand is the whole "Gentlemen, look no further. You have found what you are seeking. " spiel. No matter how hot the photos are, I just kick them to the curb and move along to the next lady who catches my attention. What's hilarious is when I occasionally see the same verbiage repeated verbatim (including misspellings) in advertisements for various ladies.

I absolutely hate reading the " I am a princess" type of stuff and the "I accept perfumes and fresh cut roses and finest imported chocolates" stuff haha.

And the "I am an elegant courtesan who sees only the perfect gentlemen of the highest magnitude" blah blah blah.

And the 1059 things you must absolutely do in absolute perfect before she will even think talk to you stuff always cracks me up.

1. Please call me first before emailing me then send me a text, then a carrier pigeon notice, and a certified letter.

2. Then I will call you and you text me back that you received my call and I will then email you my private real number.

3. Then talk to me on shortwave radio and I will send you a FedEx package with a secret code in it which you will then text to me which I will reply back to you with a semaphore signal and you then Morse code me a reply to that.

(keep going with this till you hit 1059 items in this list).

[BeaverHunter69]

Agreed. Vomit.

One I look out for is 'upscale. ' Upscale means I'm the same dirty ho I always was but I am going to charge you more for less and have an attitude about it.

Thought I was the only one fed up with that BS.

[ZifnabsDragon]

Here is a fine example of extortion.

This is how it always starts. Some drugged out desperate hooker posting a passive aggressive thread regarding some fake threat they received.

https://www.tnaboard.com/showthread....ting-situation

Avoid. This is where the downward spiral speeds up.

Defiantly has R10 issues. Guys will send her money now because they feel bad for her. I wonder how many times she can play the poor me card, like the 4th time in 6 months.

[Facials]

Here is a fine example of extortion.

This is how it always starts. Some drugged out desperate hooker posting a passive aggressive thread regarding some fake threat they received.

https://www.tnaboard.com/showthread....ting-situation

Avoid. This is where the downward spiral speeds up.

[ZifnabsDragon]

Dude. Did you seriously bring up her kids and grandmother in a text?

That's not her being of the charts. That's her being terrorized.

!No I did not text her about her kids! If you read any of my posts you will see I am against that and I would never bring business into the personal life. If she worked at a coffee stand and I drove up I would not even mention it.

I emailed and CC'd her. She replied to me.

I didn't say it was anyone I said I think I know who it was. I never said any names.

Everyone thinks it was me. She likes to get sympathy, see a lot of her past threads.

[PapaForMamma]

On TNA under the handle, 4nni3sDr3am, was thinking about checking her out.

https://www.tnaboard.com/member.php?434906-4nni3sDr3am

Yes, same girl. Tight little package. I'll see her again one day.

[HolderSpace]

On TNA under the handle, 4nni3sDr3am, was thinking about checking her out.

https://www.tnaboard.com/member.php?434906-4nni3sDr3am

Chloe's dog may fuck better than she does LMAO. The little fucker will hump your leg LOL Friendly pup. Chloe' is a tight little spinner if that is what you enjoy.

https://seattle.skipthegames.com/fem...c/426075448131

https://seattle.skipthegames.com/fem...g/550234619981

[PapaForMamma]

I saw her. She may be the 1 of the hottest girls on stg. She upsells cim, she kinda flakey and has a roommate and dog with her in the hotel rooms. It depends. If I'll repeat with her. Or not.

Chloe's dog may fuck better than she does LMAO. The little fucker will hump your leg LOL Friendly pup. Chloe' is a tight little spinner if that is what you enjoy.

https://seattle.skipthegames.com/fem...c/426075448131

https://seattle.skipthegames.com/fem...g/550234619981

[John Shockley2]

She has went completely off the charts it seems.

https://www.tnaboard.com/showthread....ting-situation

Zifnab was my TNA I'd and it is banned, no big deal I had moved on. She is implying that I would threaten to out her family, which I would never do.

Dude. Did you seriously bring up her kids and grandmother in a text?

That's not her being of the charts. That's her being terrorized.