Massage Parlor Reports

[Vern2020]

Went back to Vida on Belmont near Central Park. Hadn't been there in a while. Had a good time. Only 1 girl working, Ana. Cute, a little chubby. 70 for hour massage. Massage was not bad. On the flip 50 for HE, 120 for fully nude HE. Fully nude was not worth another 70 to me, so I was happy with the regular clothes-on finish. She allowed a little roaming and did a good job. Let me use their shower to clean up. Didn't short me on time. Would probably repeat.

[TallDude23]

Anyone been to a place on Oakton just west of Crawford? Pass it all the time.

[Saipan311]

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There was a million ways you could have said this and not caught this flag. Calling out the entire board was a stupid way to burn your semiannual post.

A2

[SGlider]

https://www.yesbackpage.com/105/post...-800-9521.html

This one has been discussed before. This is Olivia who offers a bodyrub in her condo on the NW side of the city. Charges $200 an hour with a topless L1 finish.

I saw her about two years ago, and while I thought she was hot as hell with a great rack (no touching), nothing other than L1 was available. Has anyone seen her recently? Is anything else on the table? I'd love to see her again but not if nothing's changed.

Thanks.

[BenBeck]

Reminds us of looks like dog shit huh. Taste - huh. Taste like dog shit yeah good thing we didn't step in it. Huh yeah good thing.

Lmao.

Killing me. Sounds about right.

[Jal Lalabad]

I was recently at a AMP and I got the cute 29 yr old and I have seen her a few times. I was getting fiv and BBBJ total nude. 1 day I got my digits in their and I could smell her pussy. Smelled like raw sewerage. I double check and stuck the other finger in and found it smelled the same. She went down to give me BBBJ. I couldn't get it up because the smell on my fingers was so bad. Should I have told her. I didn't tipped and left. Took me 2 days to get smell off.

Reminds us of looks like dog shit huh. Taste - huh. Taste like dog shit yeah good thing we didn't step in it. Huh yeah good thing.

Lmao.

[Existierende]

Hey fellas,

I'm going to be in Chicago for work and I'd like some advice on FBSM providers. I got some good info from my previous post, and I settled on one provider. I'd like to see one more though. I'll be in the Loop and don't want to travel into the remote burbs; otherwise outcall is fine. I'm fine with either a mostly sensual thing, or a CMT thing, but some sensuality is desired. Can you help?

Here are the last of the ladies I'm considering. Any feedback? Thanks!

1. https://massage.eros.com/illinois/ch...095.htm?cat=83 - Jasmine Vega.

2. https://massage.eros.com/illinois/ch...317.htm?cat=83 - mature Nicole.

3. https://www.slixa.com/illinois/chicago/bella-384 - Bella.

4. https://chicago.rubratings.com/158301 - sometimes advertises for Massage Escapade.

5. https://chicago.rubratings.com/155717 - Galilea.

[Chicago41]

Where is this dump so I know to avoid it.

Their ads are all over rubratings. They all kind of look like each other and they flood the board with them. Most say something about "red bull table" It's pretty annoying.

[Chicago41]

Has anyone been to the Red Bull milking table? Seems like they are a group of Latinas. Tina, Lena, Ivy. I'm curious if anyone has any feed back on them? Been seeing a lot on CLM, might be going to see what all the good word is about.

This place sucks. It seems to be associated with Yady, who has a bunch of reviews, but when I tried to set up a 4-hand a few weeks ago they were supposed to confirm morning of the appt and give directions. They never did and never responded to me asking if we were still on. Totally ghosted me. Basically no different from a NCNS if you ask me. It's a shame because the ads look great.

[TJGeek]

Has anyone seen either of these two? They are relatively new to CLM and I love the posted pics. Any info would be great. Thanks! Pms are appreciated. Will report back and share other CLM gals.

Stay safe,

James.

I saw Sarah a few months ago. Hot MILF who wants to please and did it for me. Pictures are close to reality. I posted in the Euro Thread on her and will see her again. I heard Kasia is a little heavier than the pictures so my plan is to see Sarah or Jennifer the same day as Kasia is working and check her out in person.

[Oramo]

I was recently at a AMP and I got the cute 29 yr old and I have seen her a few times. I was getting fiv and BBBJ total nude. 1 day I got my digits in their and I could smell her pussy. Smelled like raw sewerage. I double check and stuck the other finger in and found it smelled the same. She went down to give me BBBJ. I couldn't get it up because the smell on my fingers was so bad. Should I have told her. I didn't tipped and left. Took me 2 days to get smell off.

That sir is the funniest thing I heard all day. Thank you!

[JamesTChicago]

Has anyone seen either of these two? They are relatively new to CLM and I love the posted pics. Any info would be great. Thanks! Pms are appreciated. Will report back and share other CLM gals.

Stay safe,

James.

[ConfuciusMan]

I was recently at a AMP and I got the cute 29 yr old and I have seen her a few times. I was getting fiv and BBBJ total nude. 1 day I got my digits in their and I could smell her pussy. Smelled like raw sewerage. I double check and stuck the other finger in and found it smelled the same. She went down to give me BBBJ. I couldn't get it up because the smell on my fingers was so bad. Should I have told her. I didn't tipped and left. Took me 2 days to get smell off.

[Machine7655]

I had a crap dream w Claire too. Body type was super flabby other than the natural DD chest. I got super turned off by that fishy smell down there, I wasn't even interested in her 70 $ BBBJ offer.

Wow. That's so opposite of my experience it's crazy. I've had the most GFE experience I've ever had in a massage parlor with her. She even charged you differently than she charged me. That really sucks.

[Lukkylou]

I went there about 2 weeks ago. Promised a girl named Rina, and another named Amy. From the pics, I told the woman on the phone I wanted Rina. Got the address and waited outside of the place. Woman on phone says that she will be down in a few minutes. A car pulls up on the opposite side of the street. A black woman comes out, walks towards the door that I was standing next to and asks if I was here to see her. I told her no, I'm here to see Rina. She says that she never heard that name. Showed her the picture I was sent of "Rina. " Tells me that she has no idea who that is. I was like "ok then. " And continued to wait. A sketchy looking man opens the door for her and closes and locks it after she walks in. Ok this is getting weird. I get a phone call from the woman who sent me the photos and she says she's getting the door open for me and I can wait inside. Apparently a girl named Amy will be coming really soon, and I can have an appointment with her. . I was hesitant at first, but the I was like what the hell, why not? I drove all the way to Chicago for this. Anyways, the black woman who I just saw opens the door for me and let's me wait in the lobby as she walks into another room. I call the woman again and asked if I can have Rina specifically. She says "of course. " Black woman comes out, and says "you wanted to have an appointment with me," and I said, no, I would like Rina. Definitely bait and switch. I was in the mood for Latina, not some black chick. However it was more that she was overweight, definitely not with 200+. Anyways I left. Got a phone call and the woman who sent the pictures says that Amy arrived and I can go see her. Fuck that. I left.

Where is this dump so I know to avoid it.