Escort Reports

[OldBoomer]

I attended a Catholic School. One of my better teachers had taken vows of celibacy to the church. Formally he was a WWII Marine, a Lineman and some other things he would not talk about. He taught the "Family" Class. Here are two Quotes:

"Be careful where you stick your Wick" (this lesson was driven home with Navy training films).

"The best sex you will every have will be with the woman you love. ".

Not that sex at a crapshoot is BAD! But the good stuff, the best stuff, is not available here.

Just saying.

A number of you commented on the stick you wick quote. No one commented on the best sex will be with the someone you love.

OK.

Any old guys out there feel the best sex was with a lover not a provider?

Or is the best sex with that acrobatic contortionist you paid for? *not saying that would be bad.

[JmSuttr]

Well, I saw the ad for "Table Shower. GFE & BTB. Best Massage" in CXG and decided to do some recon. To answer the first question, there is no table shower. But I did find an attractive Latina BBW "travel agent" with an accommodating attitude. I was able to arrange a 1st Class trip to Paradise, PA for $. 2 with a well executed tour of Greece for an additional. 4. In addition, French was spoken without a translator. Overall a good hhr trip but I wouldn't recommend any longer than that.

https://cityxguide.com/escorts/ingri...ssage-36807350

Be good to the ladies.

LN.

There are no table showers out there except in regular AMPs. And 99.99% of AMP ads will always give their street address because they also want to attract walk-in clients.

No hotel or apt based crapshoot outfit, Asian or Latina, is going to set up a true table shower. It's all just bogus marketing to get guys to call. With both types of ads, it's a roll of the dice so best to keep your expectations low and book the shortest appt possible. If you're pleasantly surprised you can usually extend the time.

[JmSuttr]

Had a chance to see Victoria Gracen and I would not recommend. She looks just like her porn videos and is clean. Spunky attitude but that's about it. Performance is lousy and completely not GFE or PSE whatsoever. No LFK or DFK, no daty. She charges premium rates but puts out a 150 qv performance. Not worth whatever she's charging. Spend your hard earned cash on other real premium providers.

Thanks for the report and the warning. With so many ad sites and agency sites, it's helpful to have a link so others can know exactly who you're talking about. By your description, I'm guessing she's a current or former porn actress (not my scene). But is she also advertising escort services? If so, where?

[Summerinthecity]

Well, I saw the ad for "Table Shower. GFE & BTB. Best Massage" in CXG and decided to do some recon. To answer the first question, there is no table shower. But I did find an attractive Latina BBW "travel agent" with an accommodating attitude. I was able to arrange a 1st Class trip to Paradise, PA for $. 2 with a well executed tour of Greece for an additional. 4. In addition, French was spoken without a translator. Overall a good hhr trip but I wouldn't recommend any longer than that.

https://cityxguide.com/escorts/ingri...ssage-36807350

Be good to the ladies.

LN.

Is it the same girl in the photos?

[BaseBalance]

Saw this one in Tysons and she was a waste of time. Everything covered, included breasts. She kept stopping in the middle of CBJ saying "Need to find my love. CBJ. Lack luster at best. After 3 attempts she found her lube and it was to stop the CBJ and start a hand job. Needless to say, when I was at 1/2 mast she say "are you ready?

I tried but her attitude and demeanor was enough for me to tell her, "You have the right tools but the BJ was subpar, the rules you have are ridiculous and you should switch careers because you do a disservice to your profession. Keep the $$ add it to you "change career fund".

The girl pics resembles her but it is not her, unless she seriously photo shopped it and was in better shape. She isn't in bad shape and like I told her the tools are not the issue, her attitude is. She is in Springfield now.

https://cityxguide.photo/ads/i-y-i-g...16658-21452128

[Sylas]

https://cityxguide.co/escorts/s-per-...icana-28727240

Mid 30's Dominican Republic Mami with beautiful D's, a great ass and even better pussy. We did CBJ for about 5 minutes which by itself was good enough to make me nut. She deepthroated then proceeded to head over to the chair and I went in. Overall 9/10, taking one star off because she was a bit too interested in her phone.

Qv 80.

[Lane Narrows]

Well, I saw the ad for "Table Shower. GFE & BTB. Best Massage" in CXG and decided to do some recon. To answer the first question, there is no table shower. But I did find an attractive Latina BBW "travel agent" with an accommodating attitude. I was able to arrange a 1st Class trip to Paradise, PA for $. 2 with a well executed tour of Greece for an additional. 4. In addition, French was spoken without a translator. Overall a good hhr trip but I wouldn't recommend any longer than that.

https://cityxguide.com/escorts/ingri...ssage-36807350

Be good to the ladies.

LN.

[Summerinthecity]

Bebe in Tysons is on Vacation until May. Can anyone recommend a sensual accommodating Thai lady? Feel free to PM.

[Tom McAn]

For your honesty and transparency. You, we, do have a community here. You are doing great.

I want to say one thing to all of us. Irrespective of our individual medical and psych situations, we can be in better shape. Lets all commit to doing something physical. I isssue a pushup challenge. 50 a day for one month. Do not post before and after pics! But lets get physical. What say you?

For you guys that are overweight, me included, I am also committing to riding an exercise bike. Running is too hard on my joints, but I can go to the gym, connect to wifi, watch Netflix and bike almost every day. Not weekend. And yes, I am still drinking every day, aint going that far.

Why am I saying this on a monger board? If we are in better shape, we would entice the ladies, bone more, and our stories would be better.

I have been doing the pushups for two months now and have results. Clothes fit well. Went to a conference and literally had my pick of attendees. Chose a gorgeous foreigner and asked for everything I usually want (BBBJCIM, backdoor, rim, msog, dfk, cat bath) for free. My monger experience upped my confidence even higher.

Back to NOVA, I am off thr AMPs and am developing an UTR latina right now, hopefully can share soon (she has friends) to seniors who have trusted me. She has not. Given the greenlight yet. My trusted UTR at the RTC AMP closed in Reston so I have been dry.

I agree that getting in better shape is a good thing, whether one is young, middle aged, or an old fart like me. I've dealt with some health issues in recent years. Late last fall I had a major health scare which resulted in a brief hospital stay for a medical procedure. Thankfully it went extraordinarily well. Since then I've been trying to get more exercise and clean up my diet. I slacked off a bit in January but am now getting back on track. Just because I'm in my early 60's doesn't mean I'm ready to throw in the towel.

I haven't mongered since my visit to Sophie last October, described in the MP forum. However, I'm still trying to dispense wisdom I've gained from mongering for over 25 years with a few breaks here and there. And I'll be sure to file a report if and when I visit another provider. For now I've got several other things on my plate in addition to working on my health.

[SkipHop]

Had a chance to see Victoria Gracen and I would not recommend. She looks just like her porn videos and is clean. Spunky attitude but that's about it. Performance is lousy and completely not GFE or PSE whatsoever. No LFK or DFK, no daty. She charges premium rates but puts out a 150 qv performance. Not worth whatever she's charging. Spend your hard earned cash on other real premium providers.

[FunDreams]

For your honesty and transparency. You, we, do have a community here. You are doing great.

I want to say one thing to all of us. Irrespective of our individual medical and psych situations, we can be in better shape. Lets all commit to doing something physical. I isssue a pushup challenge. 50 a day for one month. Do not post before and after pics! But lets get physical. What say you?

For you guys that are overweight, me included, I am also committing to riding an exercise bike. Running is too hard on my joints, but I can go to the gym, connect to wifi, watch Netflix and bike almost every day. Not weekend. And yes, I am still drinking every day, aint going that far.

Why am I saying this on a monger board? If we are in better shape, we would entice the ladies, bone more, and our stories would be better.

I have been doing the pushups for two months now and have results. Clothes fit well. Went to a conference and literally had my pick of attendees. Chose a gorgeous foreigner and asked for everything I usually want (BBBJCIM, backdoor, rim, msog, dfk, cat bath) for free. My monger experience upped my confidence even higher.

Back to NOVA, I am off thr AMPs and am developing an UTR latina right now, hopefully can share soon (she has friends) to seniors who have trusted me. She has not. Given the greenlight yet. My trusted UTR at the RTC AMP closed in Reston so I have been dry.

I'd be down for the challenge. 50 push ups, let's do it.

[WalterKovacs]

Has anyone seen Kim at Elite Models? I would love some feedback. Please feel free to PM as well.

Thanks.

Go find out then report back. Simple.

[Mr Yoni]

50 pushups and eat less than our date.

For your honesty and transparency. You, we, do have a community here. You are doing great.
I want to say one thing to all of us. Irrespective of our individual medical and psych situations, we can be in better shape. Lets all commit to doing something physical. I isssue a pushup challenge. 50 a day for one month. Do not post before and after pics! But lets get physical. What say you?

For you guys that are overweight, me included, I am also committing to riding an exercise bike. Running is too hard on my joints, but I can go to the gym, connect to wifi, watch Netflix and bike almost every day. Not weekend. And yes, I am still drinking every day, aint going that far.

[SonChi]

mThanks for the advice guys. I know I'm messing up, but here's why. If you have solutions, I'm open to all of it. I'd rather learn how to get a real girlfriend or hookups (more than nearly free SB).

My Reasons / Excuses:

1. I live with my helicopter parents who try to track my location 24/7 (but I try to get around that).

2. I know every undergraduate girl in my department. There's more female professors in the department than students.

3. The last dozen girls I went out and actually spent time with all had boyfriends I wasn't directly told about. I'm pretty sure I got friend-zoned without even knowing.

4. I have been diagnosed Aspergers, ADHD, Depression, Anxiety, etc. Plus that baggage since I was a kid. I still have trouble understanding facial expressions that are supposedly obvious, and I procrastinate way too much on work that needs to be done.

5. I gained a ton of weight due to depression, anxiety, and late night studying at the college cafeteria. Like I need to lose 50 lbs.

6. Even then I doubt I'm attractive being an old South Indian guy that should've graduated last year like most people my age. Instead I've got a year or two left studying engineering.

7. Sometimes I wish I was white / black / Asian because girls prefer cool dudes and they have a community. I was never part of the Indian community, because I don't speak Hindi or have Indian friends my age. All those guys are into some weird social drama that I never learned being raised in a formerly poor white farming town.

Monger Lessons I've learned:

1. I can actually talk to people my age confidently-ish now. My reasons and insecurities above still hinder me though.

2. I really want a Girlfriend and all the best stuff. Also that quote is hilarious.

3. I need to stop wasting money and time on different girls (but it's intoxicating). I'm just remembering spending $30 on a girl and them being super thankful / concerned. Unlike some girls demanding $100 for gas money.

4. I know what I want as discussed earlier with MiRoad.

5. The Monger brotherhood, especially you guys, are closest I've had to a community and mentors in my life. Obviously, I'm thankful. My family never talks to me about anything except schoolwork / weight. I never talked about girls, the bullying, mental health, physical health, etc. Apart from don't worry about that stuff until after the near 7-figure job.

- Mr. Yoni.

P.S. - I don't think anything here can be used to identify me specifically. You can edit out anything you think was bad of me to include. Also sorry for all the long posts.

For your honesty and transparency. You, we, do have a community here. You are doing great.

I want to say one thing to all of us. Irrespective of our individual medical and psych situations, we can be in better shape. Lets all commit to doing something physical. I isssue a pushup challenge. 50 a day for one month. Do not post before and after pics! But lets get physical. What say you?

For you guys that are overweight, me included, I am also committing to riding an exercise bike. Running is too hard on my joints, but I can go to the gym, connect to wifi, watch Netflix and bike almost every day. Not weekend. And yes, I am still drinking every day, aint going that far.

Why am I saying this on a monger board? If we are in better shape, we would entice the ladies, bone more, and our stories would be better.

I have been doing the pushups for two months now and have results. Clothes fit well. Went to a conference and literally had my pick of attendees. Chose a gorgeous foreigner and asked for everything I usually want (BBBJCIM, backdoor, rim, msog, dfk, cat bath) for free. My monger experience upped my confidence even higher.

Back to NOVA, I am off thr AMPs and am developing an UTR latina right now, hopefully can share soon (she has friends) to seniors who have trusted me. She has not. Given the greenlight yet. My trusted UTR at the RTC AMP closed in Reston so I have been dry.

[TheOuroboros]

Thanks for the advice guys. I know I'm messing up, but here's why. If you have solutions, I'm open to all of it. I'd rather learn how to get a real girlfriend or hookups (more than nearly free SB).

My Reasons / Excuses:

1. I live with my helicopter parents who try to track my location 24/7 (but I try to get around that).

2. I know every undergraduate girl in my department. There's more female professors in the department than students.

3. The last dozen girls I went out and actually spent time with all had boyfriends I wasn't directly told about. I'm pretty sure I got friend-zoned without even knowing.

4. I have been diagnosed Aspergers, ADHD, Depression, Anxiety, etc. Plus that baggage since I was a kid. I still have trouble understanding facial expressions that are supposedly obvious, and I procrastinate way too much on work that needs to be done.

5. I gained a ton of weight due to depression, anxiety, and late night studying at the college cafeteria. Like I need to lose 50 lbs.

6. Even then I doubt I'm attractive being an old South Indian guy that should've graduated last year like most people my age. Instead I've got a year or two left studying engineering.

7. Sometimes I wish I was white / black / Asian because girls prefer cool dudes and they have a community. I was never part of the Indian community, because I don't speak Hindi or have Indian friends my age. All those guys are into some weird social drama that I never learned being raised in a formerly poor white farming town.

Monger Lessons I've learned:

1. I can actually talk to people my age confidently-ish now. My reasons and insecurities above still hinder me though.

2. I really want a Girlfriend and all the best stuff. Also that quote is hilarious.

3. I need to stop wasting money and time on different girls (but it's intoxicating). I'm just remembering spending $30 on a girl and them being super thankful / concerned. Unlike some girls demanding $100 for gas money.

4. I know what I want as discussed earlier with MiRoad.

5. The Monger brotherhood, especially you guys, are closest I've had to a community and mentors in my life. Obviously, I'm thankful. My family never talks to me about anything except schoolwork / weight. I never talked about girls, the bullying, mental health, physical health, etc. Apart from don't worry about that stuff until after the near 7-figure job.

- Mr. Yoni.

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Money. Sex. Love. It's all overrated.

We're human. We long for a connection and we have active imaginations. Our reality will never meet or come close to our fantasies. And the struggle of work and life stresses make everything all that much harder. We can have it all and still never be happy.

The hardest part of this and yes, even I'm guilty of this, is trying to separate this hobby as something more than what it must be. An escape. Escape from work stress, social convictions, and marital issues.

Love isn't here. It's a 30 min to an hour episode of lust. And despite your degree in engineering you can't manufacture love in this hobby, you can't experience that passionate sex. Like a calculus bar graph you can get awfully close to infinity but you'll NEVER reach it. But life is short and you only live once so try to enjoy it, learn to settle for the mediocrity, just enough to feed the beast.

Youth is certainly wasted on the young. So my friend you got to enjoy life now because the dark truth is it doesn't get better. No amount of money, sex, and whatever other vice you might fall prey to won't help you. Only you can. You have to change the mentality. As stated before you won't find a 10/10 experience but communicating with the board and tossing your coin to the brotherhood can get you pretty close to an experience as long as you learn to subvert your expectations.

Now for some real talk, BBFS is a Pandora's box. I'm not necessarily sure I want to open it LOL but damn even a senior like myself is a bit curious. If yall got some juice you want to share hit up your pal GnS I'm not sure I'll pursue but damn it I'm like an encyclopedia, if there's news I need to know haha.

Stay well friend. And while we can't change the natural bane that is aging. Age yields experience and with experience comes wisdom, young grasshopper.