Massage Parlor Reports

**ZzTopSterZz** · 02-09-20 08:33

An old question to tee up again. Has anyone ever gotten at least a HJ at a legit place like Massage Envy? I had a lady recently who repeatedly let her crotch hit my elbow on the side of the table. She wasn't grinding like someone would at an AMP but the light contact got me horny and made me wonder. I go to ME every other week for legit massage and can travel around Chicagoland if there's anything to recommend. We don't talk about these things for obvious reasons so pm please.

**Dbiz01** · 02-09-20 05:04

Heard on another site (RM) that this place was busted again. Any truth to that?

**Starks** · 02-09-20 00:30

Originally Posted by MrLoudMonger [View Original Post]

I keep up with a lot of MT's on WeChat. A few places are totally dead lately, yet more of the others are busy as ever. Not sure it's making much of an impact.

Which spa's are completely dead?

**BenBeck** · 02-09-20 00:24

Originally Posted by Insidioso [View Original Post]

Are Belmont and Y Spa Chinese or Korean?

Both are Chinese.

**UncleNutzy** · 02-08-20 18:42

Originally Posted by OrdLover [View Original Post]

Yes I know about most of the location of the spa up north. But is there any recent reports on them? Nope. That is what I asking for. So post any if you have some or you can pm me.

Vida seems dead. Pacifico is as good as it ever was.

**Mr LoudMonger** · 02-08-20 15:42

Originally Posted by ApplePiePussy [View Original Post]

I may be wrong but I'm pretty sure with the Trump China ban that anybody who is here is unlikely to carry the flu since it's been two weeks or so. No new flights means no new cases. The Chinese who are here have long been here and so they are safe to visit.

I'm sure there was a dropoff for a while though. You have to expect that.

I keep up with a lot of MT's on WeChat. A few places are totally dead lately, yet more of the others are busy as ever. Not sure it's making much of an impact.

**ApplePiePussy** · 02-08-20 15:25

Originally Posted by NorthsideTod2 [View Original Post]

Does anyone know if the attendance is off at most of the parlors with the out break of the Flue.

I may be wrong but I'm pretty sure with the Trump China ban that anybody who is here is unlikely to carry the flu since it's been two weeks or so. No new flights means no new cases. The Chinese who are here have long been here and so they are safe to visit.

I'm sure there was a dropoff for a while though. You have to expect that.

**RaffyTaffyMan1** · 02-08-20 15:24

Originally Posted by BT1988 [View Original Post]

Anyone try going here at all? Any info?

https://chicago.rubratings.com/155660

2. 5 for 90 min, b2 b, mutual touching, hands touched, teased, rubed me perfectly.

**Insidioso** · 02-08-20 13:39

Are Belmont and Y Spa Chinese or Korean?

**NorthsideTod2** · 02-08-20 11:02

Does anyone know if the attendance is off at most of the parlors with the out break of the Flue.

**OrdLover** · 02-07-20 16:18

Originally Posted by UncleNutzy [View Original Post]

Just drive west on Belmont, you'll run into at least 3 others by the time you hit Pulaski.

Yes I know about most of the location of the spa up north. But is there any recent reports on them? Nope. That is what I asking for. So post any if you have some or you can pm me.

**JamesTChicago** · 02-07-20 14:42

What are the best Korean places in the city? Young open menu, etc. Prefer anywhere north of Chinatown.

Please PM me and I'll report back. Will trade info on clm.

Stay safe.

James.

**UncleNutzy** · 02-06-20 15:42

Originally Posted by OrdLover [View Original Post]

Any good places with a good massage up in the north side of Chicago other than Belmont Spa? We have a handful of spa but I never seen any new report anymore. And I already toftt alot of them years ago but I was disappointed. But surely some of them change. If you are a regular at any spa please write a new report or you can pm me.

Just drive west on Belmont, you'll run into at least 3 others by the time you hit Pulaski.

**RustyMuffler** · 02-05-20 23:09

I forgot to include a very important group of women, and I don't know how I could forget them because they can be some of the hottest, sexiest women on planet earth! A Spicy Latina!

5) I'd prefer an Asian of any ethnicity. Next, a European or Latina. Then any other race, ethnicity, religion, or creed is fine, but I'm most partial to brunettes, followed by AA / mixed, next red heads, then bald headed, and finally blonds. (While I hear blonds have more fun, I am still listing them last. Ha!).

Also, I should add getting a really great massage is more important to me than her looks. I'd rather have an all natural woman with a soft body, with maybe her boobs having a little sag or a flat ass and even a bit of a belly, than a lady with breast implants or ass enhancements.

Along those same lines, she can have a few tattoos, or even tattoos out the wahzoo, but all natural ladies with no ink are generally my favorite.

Again, I appreciate any advice you fellas can give me, especially in the NW suburbs near Schaumburg or Arlington Heights.

Thanks again,

Rusty.

Originally Posted by RustyMuffler [View Original Post]

Gentlemen,

I'm a senior from the Nothern Virginia board. But I'm in your area on business and I'll be here about a week. I'd like to ask you guys for some recommendations, please. I'll be very specific. So if you know a lady to who does not check all the wish list boxes, please PM me her info.

Most importantly, I'm looking for a good, CMT-LMT level massage. So if she's not trained, she at least takes massage seriously and puts forth a nice effort. And I prefer she use a massage table, but on a bed will do.

I'm not looking for FS. If she gives BJs, I always get CBJs. But just a slow sensual HJ from a lady who is not rushing me is greatly appreciated.

I like women of all races, nationalities, and almost all sizes. I usually see more mature women. And I prefer over 30.

I am staying in Schaumburg and working in Arlington Heights, so I'd really like someone in these areas or nearby here. If she's at an AMP, that is fine. If she's Indie, that's great. If she's got a pimp, or God forbid trafficked, I have no interest whatsoever.

Besides those things, here are my MUST haves:..

**RustyMuffler** · 02-05-20 21:38

Gentlemen,

I'm a senior from the Nothern Virginia board. But I'm in your area on business and I'll be here about a week. I'd like to ask you guys for some recommendations, please. I'll be very specific. So if you know a lady to who does not check all the wish list boxes, please PM me her info.

Most importantly, I'm looking for a good, CMT-LMT level massage. So if she's not trained, she at least takes massage seriously and puts forth a nice effort. And I prefer she use a massage table, but on a bed will do.

I'm not looking for FS. If she gives BJs, I always get CBJs. But just a slow sensual HJ from a lady who is not rushing me is greatly appreciated.

I like women of all races, nationalities, and almost all sizes. I usually see more mature women. And I prefer over 30.

I am staying in Schaumburg and working in Arlington Heights, so I'd really like someone in these areas or nearby here. If she's at an AMP, that is fine. If she's Indie, that's great. If she's got a pimp, or God forbid trafficked, I have no interest whatsoever.

Besides those things, here are my MUST haves:

1) She must be a SHE! So being born a woman is a requirement.

2) Non-smoker. And if she does incall, I need it to be a non-smoking environment.

3) She's clean and her incall is a safe. I prefer incall, but if she doesn't have one I'd consider outcall to my hotel.

4) I'm really looking for a good, CMT-LMT level massage. So if she's not trained, she takes massage seriously and puts forth a nice effort.

Now my wish list:

5) I'd prefer an Asian of any ethnicity. Next, a European. Then any other is fine, but I am most partial to brunettes, next AA and mixed, then red heads, and finally blonds.

6) I love a big, full Bush. My two faves in NOVA are Chinese and all-natural downstairs. I love it. Next partial shave, and finally bald.

7) I like women with curves, so a few extra pounds (or more) is fine; and MILFs & GILFs are nice because they often have that kind of body type.

8) I like women who will strip naked and let me enjoy mutual touch. If not, topless is appreciated, if not, lingerie is good, if not, clothes are ok.

9) I love a nice, gentle prostate massage. Especially with edging.

10) I love slow, gentle ball massages, and if she does some BLS that is my dream. Might as well throw in rimming too just to let you know.

I appreciate any tips in the public forum, or you can PM me.

Finally, I read your forums and had some gals in mind. However, I saw in the news there have been recent busts in the area. Being an out of towner has me a little too nervous to strike out on my own.

Hopefully I can help you guys if you ever make it to the DC area.

Thanks,

Rusty.

Originally Posted by Wenger [View Original Post]

Your question is a little open ended, and a little more info on what you're looking for would help. What area of the city are you staying in, and do you want to drive or walk / uber there? What service level are you hoping to get? Are you looking for asian, euro, african american, latina? And, what price point are you wanting to pay? There's lots of options and Chicago is a large city so it's kind of hard to answer right now.

-w.