Massage Parlor Reports

**Tyler Durd** · 02-02-20 17:40

I'm a simple man, ok? I don't ask for much. All I want, is a nice massage, with a HJ, with a REASONABLY attractive GND, for a reasonable price. I've been to China and gotten quite a few massages there, but haven't done much here in the states. Anyway, I'm new to LA and recently popped my cherry at Blue Sky. It fit all my criteria EXCEPT the REASONABLY attractive girl clause. Wasnt disappointed but wasnt wild about it either. So since Korean establishments seem to have a reputation for hotter girls I went to K Massage. This suspicion was valid as the girl I got was pretty cute (her name was Halo or something, Chinese), so I was pretty psyched. To make a long story short, we get to the end and she just says its over and if I want something to drink. Even on the flip she made sure to cover me with a towel pretty conservatively. This has literally never happened to me before so I didn't know what to do. I try to be careful and don't want to directly incriminate myself, so I try a last ditch effort where I ask her if theres extra and that I will give her a tip. She starts rubbing my chest and asks how much I'd give her. I said 40 (seems reasonable for what I wanted, just a HJ) and she said ok and just left to get my ***** ass water cup. I even waiting lying till she came back naked and nothing. I ended up getting dressed and trying to leave but then she hits me with a "what about the tip"? And ai try to pull a half asses "I don't have any cash actually" maneuver and she says I can pay by card. I begrudgingly tip her $20 WHICH SHE ADDS $2 TO. Anyway the last part was maybe my fault, I couldve just said no tip and left. But Anyway, my questions are if I played thos wrong or if this just wasnt going to happen with this girl? Should I go back and try with a dofferent girl or just say fuck it and try another place. I'm bummed cause she was relatively cute. Should I have been more verbose about what I wanted? That seems incriminating. Usually ill try to give myself a boner and see if she notices and its pretty effortless from there but this time I was so sure it was going to happen that I didn't even bother. Anyone else had any experience with this place? Let me know what the "standard practices" are for something like this.

**KKW2019** · 02-02-20 17:11

Originally Posted by GeezerX [View Original Post]

Amy Acupressure in Gardena is a Korean place, without the hassles of an agency. It hasn't been reviewed here for a while, but the two or three times I have tried it, it is above par. Cocoa, the mamasan, who is apparently also an owner, goes home for weeks at a time, and shuts the place down while she is gone. I've never paid attention to when the shutdowns, because I'm out that way infrequently, but if they are during the lunar new year, you may be out of luck this week.

Hi thanks for the review. Is there any provider recommendation at Amy Acupressure? I'd love to visit this place soon. Thanks.

And how old are the providers?

**WalterKovacs** · 02-02-20 16:43

Alas,

After over a year of not getting anywhere with the code talk and secret words to decipher in this thread, I took it upon myself to do some forensics and was rewarded. Called the location, a pleasant voice answers the phone. I ask for Jenny and appointment, I was told to come in. I immediately headed over. Was greeted by a fairly decent attractive slightly older provider who in fact was "WEHO JENNY". Opted for 30 minutes, decent massage. On the flip was asked what I wanted and the legend didn't fail to disappoint. BBBJ wet and continuous with touching of breasts allowed. Unloaded years of mystery into her mouth. Cleaned up and dipped back in time for the big game.

**WalterKovacs** · 02-02-20 15:04

Can someone PM me where WEHO JENNY actually is??

**ShadowDjuin** · 02-02-20 14:20

Hi all. So I've been to just relax a few times and really liked it. FS a few times and a nice boob job that ended with cob before, although the cob was only once, the girls don't seem to want that because they have to shower after so it's a YMMV thing for sure. But I'm in the mood for either cob or cof today for sure (do not need or want BBFS and a CBJ is totally fine too as long as I get to make a mess; p), has anyone ever gotten that treatment at momo's and if not is there an AMP that might allow a mess to be made? ;p I hesitate to call a generic Asian outcall because I know and trust these two locations and know I won't have a hassle. Anyone got any tips? And thanks in advance.

**WalterKovacs** · 02-02-20 14:07

Originally Posted by FireWalker86 [View Original Post]

Just saw Weho Jenny, great service, dato and dt on me, in and out in 30.

Please PM exactly where Weho Jenny is. I keep searching.

**Armitron** · 02-02-20 07:02

Originally Posted by Gabeee323 [View Original Post]

Thanks to wireless91910 411 I visited Tina this week where Pauly Shore, Sean Astin and Brendan Faser went to high school together. Nothing gets me more solid than a great msog & salad toss so the 45 minute drive each way didn't bother me. Her looks are meh (she is a gilf) but the service she provided me more than made up for it. I haven't had a good backseat tongue bath since Emmy retired. So I get there and the entrance is in the back. I get inside the guy I was on the phone with instructs me to a small room that has a very slim mattress on the floor. Tina comes in and takes a liking to me right away because she thinks I'm 24 (I'm almost 40) she tells me to get in my birthday suit. So I assume the position and when she finally comes in she dims the light and starts rubbing my derriere, she gots some soft hands. Using those soft hands she spreads me and starts tongue bathing me back there and my eyes roll to the back of my head. About 10 minutes later she asks me to flip, gives me 2 small pillows to raise my head, puts more pillows under me and starts to go downtown again. She finally makes her way for a BBBJ and I'm start to hold back because I don't want it to end. I ask her to come to the side for some fiv action and she obliges not before pulling down her pants. She was hesitant about letting me put my fingers all the way in so I was just rubbing her lips and clit, but I once I felt her getting wet she let me insert my 3 fingers like I originally wanted to. My fingers were lathered in her pussy juice and the idea of me knowing she loved it because she got wet and liked it BOOM! I gave her 2 double shots glasses full of spunk all up into her pie hole. She spit it out but I know she digested some because I had her deep in there. As she was cleaning me up (she took the time to wipe down my left hand too tee-hee) I just laid there limp because of the great release. After she was finished with that she starts massaging me for a good 30 minutes. If I wasn't so satisfied from the release before I would've been ready for a 2nd round because she has some soft soothing hands. Got dressed when the msog was done and she gave me a Fiji water on the way out (how fancy) and a look of astonishment when I told her my actual age. The great part is you can pay the house fee and tip thru card. Total damage for me that day was $61.50 because they forgot to charge me the house fee.

Can someone provide info for Tina?

**HowdyDoody32** · 02-02-20 00:39

Originally Posted by WalterKovacs [View Original Post]

Literally see no contact info or links anywhere in this whole forum about "Yung Yung".

You no look hard enough LOL. The guy posted in LA by mistake.

look here

**WalterKovacs** · 01-31-20 23:40

Originally Posted by SteveNY32 [View Original Post]

Had to see what all the fuss was about with Yung yung Called to make sure she was available early in the morning. Got there, rang the buzzer and was let in by the gorgeous Yung yung, in her red dress showing off those perfect tits that are full C's if not D's. Took me to the room and had me Get Comfortable. She came back in and started with DFK like a GF and massage where I roamed freely checking out her perfect body. Asian with a j-lo ass and nipples that you could hang a coat on. Hard just thinking about it. LOL.

Gave me a b2 b massage and those tits feel great rubbed all over you! Next she tossed the salad and man what she did was amazing. Had me hard as steel and I rolled over to get more of her. She immediately went in for BBBJCIM and swallowed with out missing a beat. From there dined at the why while she gave me another BBBJ till I said enough and had her put the Hat on for round 2 and man does she know how to ride!! Mish, K9, RCG and asked me to put thumb in her ass while pounding her! Will definitely be back and see Yung yung again!

Literally see no contact info or links anywhere in this whole forum about "Yung Yung".

**Businessman69** · 01-31-20 18:40

Visiting LA this weekend and wanting to sample of LA AMPs staying near staples center but not tied down to the location. Any recommendations on spots near there that do FS? Or at least BJ? Feel free to PM me! Thanks In advance!

-BM69.

**PasadenaGuy11** · 01-31-20 15:53

Hi all. Looking for a good place to get a decent massage w / HE in the Pasadena area. Haven't had the need for awhile but currently looking for a weekly thing. Obviously would like to find a place that gives a decent massage. Thanks for any info!

**Willie23** · 01-31-20 07:36

Originally Posted by Stickens [View Original Post]

I read a review of Yao Qi that skeeved me out. Have you been recently?

Went a couple weeks ago. Got a slender, attractive girl who was by the front door & Lilly yelled at her for at least 10 of the 30 minutes I was there. Very basic are&T. No access below. Loud arguing in Chinese makes it less than relaxing / erotic.

**Eprom** · 01-30-20 02:30

Originally Posted by Stickens [View Original Post]

I read a review of Yao Qi that skeeved me out. Have you been recently?

Hah it's been a few months but never caught skin bugs if that's what you were referring to. It's really dark but they use curtains walls don't go all the way up. Sounds travel. I've always enjoyed my time there and I've stayed clean!

**GeezerX** · 01-29-20 16:53

Amy Acupressure in Gardena is a Korean place, without the hassles of an agency. It hasn't been reviewed here for a while, but the two or three times I have tried it, it is above par. Cocoa, the mamasan, who is apparently also an owner, goes home for weeks at a time, and shuts the place down while she is gone. I've never paid attention to when the shutdowns, because I'm out that way infrequently, but if they are during the lunar new year, you may be out of luck this week.

**DemAmpCamp** · 01-28-20 17:18

Not sure whether to post here or sgv. But had some rare business in ELA and after lunch at a big taco joint went across the street for a therapy session. Seems like the place was full, but they had 1 room left. Randomly drew Nicole. Mid / late 30's columbian with man mades and decent behind. Quick fake massage then asked what I wanted. It was at this time she pulled the foil off the lamp which was making the room dark and I saw her face. It wasn't busted, but I wasnt feeling her after that and opted only for a BJ. Had to pay up front, Which is a killer. Pulled down her top and rubbed her rock hard tits on my body. CBJ below par but got the job done eventually. Place seems gtf but won't repeat with provider.