Massage Parlor Reports

[CarpetMunchr69]

This is posted in Lansing but I figure for those of you who are looking to fuck a chick while you set out to get a massage.

Was out in the Lansing area for a family visit. And nothing better to do than go get laid beforehand!

For newbies this is the former home of Mikki who is now out in Jackson. This place looks like a dump found in the jungle of a third world country, located off of Lansing Rd exit off of the I-69 Southbound freeway. This place is still a lot of fun. Paid. 60 for an hour massage which started with a ticklish thorough table shower. She really cleaned my asshole and I was thinking oh crap this might be foreshadowing of what was going to come my way but no, it was fine.

"Joanne" appeared to honestly be in the 45-50 age range but nice body but had a very well padded bra top. She answered the door with a short one piece dress that demonstrated that she had no underwear on. Once we moved back to the room after the table shower and sauna, I instructed her to get up on the table and I was going to massage her. She loved it and I ate her out from behind and played with her asshole a bit. I thought I had a winner. Shortly thereafter she spun around and was ready to get fucked. I can't believe I didn't get my dick sucked at all but I was too eager to bury my dick in her. Had fun with standing missionary and then standing doggie and couldn't last any longer and finished inside her, BBFS. After she cleaned me up, I had her finally give me a massage which was mediocre at best for 15 minutes. Tipped 1.2, which was 20 less than my usual when I was with Mikki previously. I was there for close to an hour. I was the only car in the parking lot. Be careful out there. I feel like I'm waiting to get ambushed by local villagers when I walk out of there!

[JerichoRedeem]

Yeah no Benz I get that, not going out for to the car and I refused all the higher prices for one I was comfortable with, honestly the 60 was too high but I wanted that release so I took it. Won't be revisiting there. I was looking for a new location figured out that one wasn't worth honestly should have just got up and left when she said 100 for the underwear session. Not new to the hobby just wanted to double check after I ran into this at 2 different locations, been on a hiatus for awhile.

A lot of girls in the hobby have no clue what to do except get you to flip and pay and pay and pay.

It would seem like the flip and pay is not the way to play. If you want them young and hot that's what you'll get because they know there's a line at the door and you don't matter anymore.

I'm not going to suggest where to go because I have my preferences and reasons why I get a massage, you probably have different expectations.

I will give you one warning.

Never let them know what you are willing to spend. Only bring the amount of money you want to spend with you, leave the rest at home. I say Home because some mongers have been convinced to go out to their car and cum back in with more money.

Always be prepared to do it yourself, if the price gets too high. When they see you jerking off in front of them, they see their tip disappearing and negotiations for the ending get a lot better. If she lets you do it yourself, Aim high for her eye. If nothing else you got some target practice and you saved a lot of money for just a Hand Job.
Your leverage is in your hand, use it and watch the price cum down in a hurry.
Looks like that was two warnings and some advice. Oh well Have fun wherever you go.

[AmpPerv]

Yep, no service to be had at any of the Blessings. The first few times I went I enjoyed the massage, but got frustrated that they would tease and imply and even let you somewhat roam, then back off. If they aren't going to provide the HE, they shouldn't do the light tease either. I'm sure they sucker a lot of guys into coming back who don't know about this site to get real information. They should clearly post they are legit only in the lobby and rooms, or don't even do the tease routine. Last time in I decided to push a little to see if there was ANY chance getting more, and decided there isn't a snowball chance in hell that a HE was going to happen. So on my way out I gave her a $10 bill for a tip, she looked at it and was pissed. I smiled and said "you do more you get more". She told me not to come back, haha. I laughed all the way to my car and down the street, it was great fun. Try it if you go to one of the Blessings for a massage (that's all you'll get anyway). If enough guys do that, and say that on the way out they'll get the picture.

They won't get the picture. This has been their standard business practice for years.

[Blackfire]

This is another one of the Blessings 4 locations. That should tell you about the service there.

Yep, no service to be had at any of the Blessings. The first few times I went I enjoyed the massage, but got frustrated that they would tease and imply and even let you somewhat roam, then back off. If they aren't going to provide the HE, they shouldn't do the light tease either. I'm sure they sucker a lot of guys into coming back who don't know about this site to get real information. They should clearly post they are legit only in the lobby and rooms, or don't even do the tease routine. Last time in I decided to push a little to see if there was ANY chance getting more, and decided there isn't a snowball chance in hell that a HE was going to happen. So on my way out I gave her a $10 bill for a tip, she looked at it and was pissed. I smiled and said "you do more you get more". She told me not to come back, haha. I laughed all the way to my car and down the street, it was great fun. Try it if you go to one of the Blessings for a massage (that's all you'll get anyway). If enough guys do that, and say that on the way out they'll get the picture.

[NutsAboutButs]

This is another one of the Blessings 4 locations. That should tell you about the service there.

Do it yourself shop? Maybe they are looking for you to get it started. Being in Jenison will have it's draw backs, they're in the Bible Belt of West Michigan.

If I'm out that way I'll give it a try, once they see you are willing to do it yourself you are less likely to be LEO or harassment for them.

When Meijer built it's store in Jenison there was a campaign to boycott the store because they were open on Sunday. Boycott everyday, not just Sunday. The boycott was real but was only being seen on Sunday. Eventually they started shopping everyday including Sunday.

Not that this has anything to do with the hobby but it says a lot about Jenison.

It would probably be just as bad or worse than LE, for them to have a bunch of picketers in front of the salon.

Do it yourself and see what happens. I've done it many times and /or plan on a car date on the way home for 30 bucks. The worst thing that could happen is the masseuse leaving the room without a tip.

[Benz1]

Has the price at mp changed. I visited an AMP about a month back and she's was telling a CBJ is 140 talked her to 100. Then I visited royal today. Paid for my time and she offered a underwear session for $ and nude for $50. I turned both down. Then we got to the flip and it's I can make you cum for $. Said no 60 was the most I'll do. But that's twice I've found the service to be way to high.

http://grand-rapids.skipthegames.com...s/274439607945

A lot of girls in the hobby have no clue what to do except get you to flip and pay and pay and pay.

It would seem like the flip and pay is not the way to play. If you want them young and hot that's what you'll get because they know there's a line at the door and you don't matter anymore.

I'm not going to suggest where to go because I have my preferences and reasons why I get a massage, you probably have different expectations.

I will give you one warning.

Never let them know what you are willing to spend. Only bring the amount of money you want to spend with you, leave the rest at home. I say Home because some mongers have been convinced to go out to their car and cum back in with more money.

Always be prepared to do it yourself, if the price gets too high. When they see you jerking off in front of them, they see their tip disappearing and negotiations for the ending get a lot better. If she lets you do it yourself, Aim high for her eye. If nothing else you got some target practice and you saved a lot of money for just a Hand Job.
Your leverage is in your hand, use it and watch the price cum down in a hurry.
Looks like that was two warnings and some advice. Oh well Have fun wherever you go.

[CandidGuy35]

Any info on her? She seems to be at the same location as Angel.

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[MaxMagnums]

Whos got the best head game in the GR area?

[Benz1]

New place in Jenison, does have one review on here.

Tried to see Rosha a week ago but only for a half hour as someone else had an appointment in 30. Rosha was pretty good, weak English, did not give HE which I thought might be due to time constraint, worked only on backside but did do some teasing gliding her fingers between my cheeks.

Called yesterday for an appointment for today. Rosha wasn't working, Jayne was in. Excellent English, learned it in China in college, also went to massage school there. Her technique is outstanding, long gliding strokes with good pressure such as from knee to hip for thigh or knee to top of butt. Very communicative, got the full 60 minutes. Neither masseuse objected to being touched such as my hands on their butts or putting my hand under their shirt to put it on their bare back. Neither one covered me working on my back. Jayne had me flip over and did not cover me so I figured I would get a HE, she took her time rubbing my belly and thighs and as I got worried about time running out asked about the HE, she gently informed me she doesn't do that, I suppose Rosha does not either. But both these women are comfy about clients being undraped. Rosha was reported to do kissing and topless. Will see both of these girls again.

1 hr /60 tip /20 https://cityxguide.com/escorts/ashia...ssage-38698671.

Do it yourself shop? Maybe they are looking for you to get it started. Being in Jenison will have it's draw backs, they're in the Bible Belt of West Michigan.

If I'm out that way I'll give it a try, once they see you are willing to do it yourself you are less likely to be LEO or harassment for them.

When Meijer built it's store in Jenison there was a campaign to boycott the store because they were open on Sunday. Boycott everyday, not just Sunday. The boycott was real but was only being seen on Sunday. Eventually they started shopping everyday including Sunday.

Not that this has anything to do with the hobby but it says a lot about Jenison.

It would probably be just as bad or worse than LE, for them to have a bunch of picketers in front of the salon.

Do it yourself and see what happens. I've done it many times and /or plan on a car date on the way home for 30 bucks. The worst thing that could happen is the masseuse leaving the room without a tip.

[Jp1225]

New place in Jenison, does have one review on here.

Tried to see Rosha a week ago but only for a half hour as someone else had an appointment in 30. Rosha was pretty good, weak English, did not give HE which I thought might be due to time constraint, worked only on backside but did do some teasing gliding her fingers between my cheeks.

Called yesterday for an appointment for today. Rosha wasn't working, Jayne was in. Excellent English, learned it in China in college, also went to massage school there. Her technique is outstanding, long gliding strokes with good pressure such as from knee to hip for thigh or knee to top of butt. Very communicative, got the full 60 minutes. Neither masseuse objected to being touched such as my hands on their butts or putting my hand under their shirt to put it on their bare back. Neither one covered me working on my back. Jayne had me flip over and did not cover me so I figured I would get a HE, she took her time rubbing my belly and thighs and as I got worried about time running out asked about the HE, she gently informed me she doesn't do that, I suppose Rosha does not either. But both these women are comfy about clients being undraped. Rosha was reported to do kissing and topless. Will see both of these girls again.

1 hr /60 tip /20 https://cityxguide.com/escorts/ashia...ssage-38698671.

This might be the first I've ever heard of OTC / UTC and possibly topless w / O HE being offered. Usually the other way around (which I have never understood). Have had some ladies really get into the HE but not allow you to even lay a finger on them but never this.

I think it's worth another attempt, maybe with Rosha. Although lack of communication is usually an obstacle in getting what you want.

Thanks for the report!

[AmpPerv]

New place in Jenison, does have one review on here.

Tried to see Rosha a week ago but only for a half hour as someone else had an appointment in 30. Rosha was pretty good, weak English, did not give HE which I thought might be due to time constraint, worked only on backside but did do some teasing gliding her fingers between my cheeks.

Called yesterday for an appointment for today. Rosha wasn't working, Jayne was in. Excellent English, learned it in China in college, also went to massage school there. Her technique is outstanding, long gliding strokes with good pressure such as from knee to hip for thigh or knee to top of butt. Very communicative, got the full 60 minutes. Neither masseuse objected to being touched such as my hands on their butts or putting my hand under their shirt to put it on their bare back. Neither one covered me working on my back. Jayne had me flip over and did not cover me so I figured I would get a HE, she took her time rubbing my belly and thighs and as I got worried about time running out asked about the HE, she gently informed me she doesn't do that, I suppose Rosha does not either. But both these women are comfy about clients being undraped. Rosha was reported to do kissing and topless. Will see both of these girls again.

1 hr /60 tip /20 https://cityxguide.com/escorts/ashia...ssage-38698671.

[JerichoRedeem]

Has the price at mp changed. I visited an AMP about a month back and she's was telling a CBJ is 140 talked her to 100. Then I visited royal today. Paid for my time and she offered a underwear session for $ and nude for $50. I turned both down. Then we got to the flip and it's I can make you cum for $. Said no 60 was the most I'll do. But that's twice I've found the service to be way to high.

http://grand-rapids.skipthegames.com...s/274439607945

[CarpetMunchr69]

I am pretty certain she shares space with Sweet Megan, in the same building off of 44th. The lady who posts non-face pics with her taking her pink stockings off.

Thanks for the reviews and info.

http://grand-rapids.skipthegames.com...e/408070405727

[Benz1]

Looks like Anna moved up and out of Royal, I wondered what happened to her.

She is definitely a pleasure to have on the table with you.

For the good hygiene and especially shaved man, She doesn't disappoint. (manscaping available, bring clippers).

Hopefully setting an appointment to see her next week.

http://grand-rapids.skipthegames.com...a/071131138409

[Grigori]

Really? You just have to read. What you want was in a review less than one page down. Also several massage / FS providers were reviewed withing the past couple weeks in the Escort section.

I missed the post you were referring to, but I see it now. I wasn't aware that there were massage provider reviews in the escort section, thanks for pointing that out.