Massage Parlor Reports

**Ferreal1** · 02-01-20 09:29

And here we go again, about once a month. Some people are going to use a little obfuscation, some aren't. I've learned to live with it and not feign outrage at peoples proclivities and have had a much less stressed existance.

**CaptObtuse** · 01-31-20 20:35

Originally Posted by Nimda2 [View Original Post]

No More Stupid Code Names.

I asked a while back why we're using code names. The only somewhere legit answer I got was that the names of the establishments change but the landmarks don't.

Except that they do. Businesses close all the time. Long John Silvers closes and becomes a Chinese takeout place. Subway closes and becomes Jimmy John's. You know what never changes? Addresses. If you don't want to use the name or if the place doesn't have a name, just use the address. I don't understand why everyone's wrapped up in this culture of using "clever" nicknames and referring to dates as "dreams" and using acronyms. It's not like LEO (who incidentally knows who he is) can't translate all this stuff. We're not fooling anyone. At best we may be gaining some plausible deniability if we end up in court, but nobody's coming after anyone for posting on a message board.

**DrHung** · 01-31-20 19:04

Another successful trip here. Lisa is pleasant, decent massage and a pleasant happy ending. No negotiation. OTC all I wanted. UTC was free up top. Didn't try UTC down under. She's just not that hot. Place is consistent, but nothing special.

**Eric33** · 01-31-20 18:09

Has anyone seen her recently? Haven't heard her name brought up in a while and thinking of visiting.

**Nimda2** · 01-31-20 11:50

Originally Posted by Strych9999 [View Original Post]

Given its location, I'm thinking Lexington or The Colonel.

No More Stupid Code Names.

**RonBurgIndy** · 01-31-20 11:45

That's my vote! RBI.

Originally Posted by Strych9999 [View Original Post]

Given its location, I'm thinking Lexington or The Colonel.

**Strych9999** · 01-31-20 09:46

Given its location, I'm thinking Lexington or The Colonel.

**Ferreal1** · 01-30-20 22:56

I'm going to say Jelly's.

**Fmlyhm1970** · 01-30-20 22:26

Originally Posted by PrinterMike [View Original Post]

Thought what the hell and made the drive. Keeping expectations low I didn't look for any signs just figured I'd find out. Decent enough place by a Cbd joint. Parking wasn't that great. Entered and met by a 5/10. Ie not old not young. Not fat not thin. Average height, bad teeth, but hey. It's an AMP. Massage actually was pretty good, worked out some kinks and worked shoulders well.

Covered to start but towel moved off early. Not much of any teasing so I figured just enjoy the massage. Couple of grazes here and there but on the flip was pretty quick to massage the fun zone. Figured I'd see what was what. I rubbed otc a bit, no resistance. Undid a pant button, no resistance. So I just dropped her pants and went fiv. 10 minutes later we were FS with no negotiations.

60 for the hour and I tipped $1 as that is my standard for FS. She may want more may take less don't know, she didn't count it like so many others.

Ymmy, but I'll be back. Probably after the onslaught dies down.

Best, Printer Mike.

Guess I shoulda stopped and visited instead of just driving in by.

**Nick4272** · 01-30-20 14:59

Seems like the massage parlor scene in Indy is in the dumps currently. Probably for the best until they figure what the hell is going on with this virus from China. Call me an alarmist but I for one am staying the away.

**CasualMale1030** · 01-30-20 09:25

Stopped by and Figured I would try and work the whole car from miss sunshine, No go, I just left. Good luck.

**PrinterMike** · 01-30-20 08:21

Originally Posted by Fmlyhm1970 [View Original Post]

Paper notices on doors saying professional massages only, no sex acts permitted. Blah blah blah. Kept driving.

Thought what the hell and made the drive. Keeping expectations low I didn't look for any signs just figured I'd find out. Decent enough place by a Cbd joint. Parking wasn't that great. Entered and met by a 5/10. Ie not old not young. Not fat not thin. Average height, bad teeth, but hey. It's an AMP. Massage actually was pretty good, worked out some kinks and worked shoulders well.

Covered to start but towel moved off early. Not much of any teasing so I figured just enjoy the massage. Couple of grazes here and there but on the flip was pretty quick to massage the fun zone. Figured I'd see what was what. I rubbed otc a bit, no resistance. Undid a pant button, no resistance. So I just dropped her pants and went fiv. 10 minutes later we were FS with no negotiations.

60 for the hour and I tipped $1 as that is my standard for FS. She may want more may take less don't know, she didn't count it like so many others.

Ymmy, but I'll be back. Probably after the onslaught dies down.

Best, Printer Mike.

**LarryCoyer78** · 01-29-20 13:12

Has anybody seen Deanna since she went independent? Expanded menu? I think she's at Nora now.

**Beanes9021** · 01-28-20 18:27

Stopped by the muffler shop to see what all the fuss was about. Candy was there by herself. Put me in a room while she finished up with another monger. Came in for a half hour, pretty much straight to a short tease and a flip. Her cans are huge, but that's absolutely the best part about her. No personality, no massage, all business. Quoted extremely high rates, settled on. 6 for full access HE. In and out in about 17 minutes. She said more time next time. There will be no next time for me. Coco may have been a little older, but she always took very good care of me and I was never shorted on time.

**Jeast72** · 01-28-20 12:37

Originally Posted by JohnGuest [View Original Post]

Business decisions due to economic issues? Or is LEO causing them them to close? I'm running out of convenient AMPs on the N / NE side. My fave non-full service AMP masseuse went to NY for the Chinese New Year, and may not return to Indy.

Full service AMPs are now impossible for me to find.

What's going on? Opinions??

Both closed shortly after LEO visited.