Escort Reports

[BedThrasher]

And she said she got pulled over by Lee county's finest. Anyway after another hour of text she finally tells him the entire menu is covered. It's a shame but he was glad she actually told him. Onward and upward.

[ILikeThaaaat]

http://fort-myers.skipthegames.com/f...a/527753677597

Has anyone taken this one for a spin? I've seen her around a while ago but never got a chance to go for it. I browsed the forums and can't find any posts about her either.

[Member #6452]

How would I get her number please. Traveling to Naples for the week.

Thanks.

PM'd you the # & link. Enjoy.

[Zomgb]

Finally hooked up with Russian dream. https://fort-myers.skipthegames.com/...m/257538166877 She seems way better than the dump she's staying in but it may just be that's she's totally my type. She was pretty much on time, super clean, I mean stuck her ass right in my face while 69'ing and smelled great. Hhr $. 2 will probably bump up to hr which she quoted as $. 8 but may try to negotiate.

Tried to see European hottie, https://fort-myers.skipthegames.com/...a/172851117298 She seems busy, tried for a 4 appt. Said I could have 330 or 430. I took the latter because I would never make the first. I got 5 minutes away and she had plumbing issues in a hotel that was not full. I assume if she had a real issue that precluded use of the room when the hotel is not at capacity she could have gotten a new room. She gave me an approximate hour wait but not sure so I turned around and returned home. I texted that I didn't have time to wait but I might like to see her later in the week if she was still around. She never fucking answered which is why I think her excuse was probably BS. I'm guessing she got an hour appointment and just bailed our appt.

Saw Ranelle. https://fort-myers.skipthegames.com/...k/695389212068 She's a nice, sweet girl but sharing a suite with multiple girls, so your appointment may be subject to change. She was not freshly showered and in addition to the smelly hair had a deep down odor I didn't notice until I pulled out to change positions. It was pretty bad. At a $. 5 I would not return. Ever.

[BedThrasher]

Txted back and forth with her, agree on 1. 5 but she's very inconsistent, that's enough to keep me away. She's staying on a hotel according to her.

She just canceled on my lawn guy after a week of text. He's bummed because he likes them like that.

[BigBirdDog]

This has to be fake no? That just screams TGTBT to me. Anyone tried? I called and sent text but no response yet.

https://naples-fl.skipthegames.com/f...y/148229587781

Name, pic and phone are a Vegas hooker. She may be visiting.

[CoolMonky]

Moby do you know this one from SA.

Txted back and forth with her, agree on 1. 5 but she's very inconsistent, that's enough to keep me away. She's staying on a hotel according to her.

[BedThrasher]

Moby do you know this one from SA.

[Bowler2016]

My buddy saw her and this is what he said;.

She's young, banging body, but her face could be better.

Performance best bbj GFE hands down. But she had a terrible odor, hygiene must be poor. Would repeat only for bbj.

Side note, she only does upscale Naples incall because someone ruined it in ft Myers. So my buddy says.

How would I get her number please. Traveling to Naples for the week.

Thanks.

[DavGood]

Snowmonger here from SE Wisconsin. I spent a couple weeks here without my wife so to fight the boredom and loneliness I engaged in my favorite hobby. Without the wife around it was a fucking vacation. It got expensive but overall worth it. Since I am new to the area I do not have a landscaper, lawyer, roofer, plumber or electrician to rely on for advice. I did use info on this board. I did my homework. Had a great time. Thanks to all you guys who contribute.

Since I knew I was coming to town I have been monitoring the board here. Moby is right. SA is a great place to meet young girls that want sex. It takes some work and is more expensive than STG. I also tried WYP. I could have gotten laid every day if I wanted and had the cash. The system used on WYP to buy, charge and use credits is a clusterfuck. When I use all of mine up I won't buy more. SA is good. I put my photo up because I do not know anyone here so no concern about being recognized. I think that helps your success rate. BTW. I do not look like Brad Pitt. I look more like his armpit.

Day 1. Off to a bad start. The lady I met on SA was just ok. When we were emailing and chatting there were all kinds of promises of a lengthy GFE session. When I got there the rules changed. She did give me two pops as promised but in between pops she was on her phone texting other johns. Will not repeat. Her name was Mimi.

Day 3. Dear Penthouse Forum. Second SA lady I met was a dream come true. Beautiful young girl. We had a great time. Multiple pops and a fun person to be with. My date lasted over 5 hours. Reasonable allowance. With dinner and incidentals (condoms) damage was about $$.

Day 5. When life gives lemons. Third lady wants to meet for drinks and dinner. Found her on WYP. No problem. I find out no sex on the first date while I am in the middle of my soup. I had been laid twice in the past 5 days so my balls were not dragging on the ground so I was ok. She wants a relationship and a gentleman. I am a married man on a date with a girl 6 years younger than my son. Hardly a gentleman.

Day 5. 1. Make lemonade. In as much as I was counting on getting laid and I had drank some wine I figured WTF. Stop for a massage on the way home. Drove past the Hospital. I have always wanted to try that place but there were two dudes in front doing who knows what so I kept going. Fortunately, there is an abundance of AMP's. I knew Ylan was only two minutes north. I had been there on my last visit to the area and found all the services to be great at that time. A papasan greets you at the door and takes the house fee. The girl that met me in the room is hot. Pencil thin Asian girl. Nice massage with lots of roaming. Her butt cheek could fit in the palm of my hand. Smooth skin. Her tits appeared big but the bra may have been padded. They were strapped in and I could not touch them. When I tried to take off her thong she backed away. After the flip she took her time. Did some nice teasing. The handshake was firm using a minimal amount of oil. She finished the massage. Standard rates that have been reported on the board.

Day 7. Ghosts in SWFL. Two days later I am supposed to have a date with another dollie from SA. I contacted her through SA the day before to confirm. She replies that we are on for either coffee or lunch. She ghosts. This is after numerous messages over the past few weeks.

Day 7. 1 Big head wins. Finally after over 60 years big head won over little head. Since I got ghosted I started emailing and texting. I am not desperately looking for pussy but I wanted to get my rocks off. Found one that wanted to meet NOW. Had quoted $ on WYP but would take half that. She could not host. I was not going to have her over to my place without proper vetting. Yeah big head wins. Then I thought. Pick her up and bring her to the garage. She can blow me there and drive her back. That is not having her over to my house. That is how the little head thinks. I almost go for that option but I ask her for a selfie. I thought it a good idea to see how emaciated she is from her habit before I give that option a green light. She sends me a pic that is obviously not her when compared to her pics on WYP. It was professionally taken and shows both of her hands so it is clearly not a selfie. Big head keep up the good work.

Day 9. Drama. I was supposed to have a date with a 46 why / o hottie. When I check to confirm she said something came up on her end and can we reschedule. Does that mean she got a better offer? Never heard from her again and I did not try to reach out.

Day 9. 1. Day 5 revisited. I sent Day 5 lady a message on Day 7 through the WYP that if she wanted FWB I was down for that but at best our hookups would be hookups. No relationship and no texting everyday. Today she sent me a message that FWB is ok. We set a date to connect on Day 10.

Day 10. She sends a text with a BS story. She can't make it. I want to get laid so I go to STG. Mrs. Robinson was booked for the day. I tried this one. No doubt she has been reviewed here before but I could not find it. She has been around a lot. Non stop talking. Photos are her but do not show her true girth. Everything covered. Set up was easy. Minimal drama (there is always drama in the hobby). $. 5. Would not repeat. https://fort-myers.skipthegames.com/...h/504964149402.

While on WYP I reach out to a 19 why / o spinner. Newbie with car trouble. She wants to know if a man old enough to be her grandpa is cool with a platonic relationship. WTF? No way. I have grand kids. After much cryptic conversation about what I want (Not sure if she is Uncle LEO) she asks me to CashApp money to her. She does not know that the big head is capable of rational thought. Big head keep up the good work. No CashApp.

Day 11. My vacation is coming to an end. I go back up north tomorrow. I am looking for something just because I can. Don't want the work of any of the sites so I go to the Hospital. The facility itself is nice. Greeted by 40-something Chinese girl. Not nearly as hot as Ylan lady. Nice massage and mediocre ending. Would not repeat.

In retrospect it was a great time. No shortage of nice pussy here but it takes a lot of work. I will be back in fall and hope to have more stories to post. Finally, someone on this board once mentioned not to treat SA and WYP girls like common ****** no matter how common they are. Very true. Even a crackhead SW likes to be treated with respect. Play nice in the sand box.

Day 1, I have seen Mimi twice now and that is enough.

Day 3, which girl is that?

[SuaveLvr]

Moby sends his thanks too. Fist bump<.

Also he wanted me to share something. His Seeking favorites can usually only be contacted via the website, so you'll need an account there to reach them. Rarely do they say that he can share their digits. Apologies for any confusion on the topic.

I have membership to seeking does she have a intro name or handle?

[Swfl03]

This has to be fake no? That just screams TGTBT to me. Anyone tried? I called and sent text but no response yet.

https://naples-fl.skipthegames.com/f...y/148229587781

[Member #6452]

My buddy saw her and this is what he said;.

She's young, banging body, but her face could be better.

Performance best bbj GFE hands down. But she had a terrible odor, hygiene must be poor. Would repeat only for bbj.

Side note, she only does upscale Naples incall because someone ruined it in ft Myers. So my buddy says.

[Mikenfla58]

Snowmonger here from SE Wisconsin. I spent a couple weeks here without my wife so to fight the boredom and loneliness I engaged in my favorite hobby. Without the wife around it was a fucking vacation. It got expensive but overall worth it. Since I am new to the area I do not have a landscaper, lawyer, roofer, plumber or electrician to rely on for advice. I did use info on this board. I did my homework. Had a great time. Thanks to all you guys who contribute.

Since I knew I was coming to town I have been monitoring the board here. Moby is right. SA is a great place to meet young girls that want sex. It takes some work and is more expensive than STG. I also tried WYP. I could have gotten laid every day if I wanted and had the cash. The system used on WYP to buy, charge and use credits is a clusterfuck. When I use all of mine up I won't buy more. SA is good. I put my photo up because I do not know anyone here so no concern about being recognized. I think that helps your success rate. BTW. I do not look like Brad Pitt. I look more like his armpit.

Day 1. Off to a bad start. The lady I met on SA was just ok. When we were emailing and chatting there were all kinds of promises of a lengthy GFE session. When I got there the rules changed. She did give me two pops as promised but in between pops she was on her phone texting other johns. Will not repeat. Her name was Mimi.

Day 3. Dear Penthouse Forum. Second SA lady I met was a dream come true. Beautiful young girl. We had a great time. Multiple pops and a fun person to be with. My date lasted over 5 hours. Reasonable allowance. With dinner and incidentals (condoms) damage was about $$.

Day 5. When life gives lemons. Third lady wants to meet for drinks and dinner. Found her on WYP. No problem. I find out no sex on the first date while I am in the middle of my soup. I had been laid twice in the past 5 days so my balls were not dragging on the ground so I was ok. She wants a relationship and a gentleman. I am a married man on a date with a girl 6 years younger than my son. Hardly a gentleman.

Day 5. 1. Make lemonade. In as much as I was counting on getting laid and I had drank some wine I figured WTF. Stop for a massage on the way home. Drove past the Hospital. I have always wanted to try that place but there were two dudes in front doing who knows what so I kept going. Fortunately, there is an abundance of AMP's. I knew Ylan was only two minutes north. I had been there on my last visit to the area and found all the services to be great at that time. A papasan greets you at the door and takes the house fee. The girl that met me in the room is hot. Pencil thin Asian girl. Nice massage with lots of roaming. Her butt cheek could fit in the palm of my hand. Smooth skin. Her tits appeared big but the bra may have been padded. They were strapped in and I could not touch them. When I tried to take off her thong she backed away. After the flip she took her time. Did some nice teasing. The handshake was firm using a minimal amount of oil. She finished the massage. Standard rates that have been reported on the board.

Day 7. Ghosts in SWFL. Two days later I am supposed to have a date with another dollie from SA. I contacted her through SA the day before to confirm. She replies that we are on for either coffee or lunch. She ghosts. This is after numerous messages over the past few weeks.

Day 7. 1 Big head wins. Finally after over 60 years big head won over little head. Since I got ghosted I started emailing and texting. I am not desperately looking for pussy but I wanted to get my rocks off. Found one that wanted to meet NOW. Had quoted $ on WYP but would take half that. She could not host. I was not going to have her over to my place without proper vetting. Yeah big head wins. Then I thought. Pick her up and bring her to the garage. She can blow me there and drive her back. That is not having her over to my house. That is how the little head thinks. I almost go for that option but I ask her for a selfie. I thought it a good idea to see how emaciated she is from her habit before I give that option a green light. She sends me a pic that is obviously not her when compared to her pics on WYP. It was professionally taken and shows both of her hands so it is clearly not a selfie. Big head keep up the good work.

Day 9. Drama. I was supposed to have a date with a 46 why / o hottie. When I check to confirm she said something came up on her end and can we reschedule. Does that mean she got a better offer? Never heard from her again and I did not try to reach out.

Day 9. 1. Day 5 revisited. I sent Day 5 lady a message on Day 7 through the WYP that if she wanted FWB I was down for that but at best our hookups would be hookups. No relationship and no texting everyday. Today she sent me a message that FWB is ok. We set a date to connect on Day 10.

Day 10. She sends a text with a BS story. She can't make it. I want to get laid so I go to STG. Mrs. Robinson was booked for the day. I tried this one. No doubt she has been reviewed here before but I could not find it. She has been around a lot. Non stop talking. Photos are her but do not show her true girth. Everything covered. Set up was easy. Minimal drama (there is always drama in the hobby). $. 5. Would not repeat. https://fort-myers.skipthegames.com/...h/504964149402.

While on WYP I reach out to a 19 why / o spinner. Newbie with car trouble. She wants to know if a man old enough to be her grandpa is cool with a platonic relationship. WTF? No way. I have grand kids. After much cryptic conversation about what I want (Not sure if she is Uncle LEO) she asks me to CashApp money to her. She does not know that the big head is capable of rational thought. Big head keep up the good work. No CashApp.

Day 11. My vacation is coming to an end. I go back up north tomorrow. I am looking for something just because I can. Don't want the work of any of the sites so I go to the Hospital. The facility itself is nice. Greeted by 40-something Chinese girl. Not nearly as hot as Ylan lady. Nice massage and mediocre ending. Would not repeat.

In retrospect it was a great time. No shortage of nice pussy here but it takes a lot of work. I will be back in fall and hope to have more stories to post. Finally, someone on this board once mentioned not to treat SA and WYP girls like common ****** no matter how common they are. Very true. Even a crackhead SW likes to be treated with respect. Play nice in the sand box.

Great recap! Thanks for sharing and stay warm in Wisconsin!

[MobyD]

Amazing writing and fun to read. LOL!

Thanks fir sharing.

Moby sends his thanks too. Fist bump<.

Also he wanted me to share something. His Seeking favorites can usually only be contacted via the website, so you'll need an account there to reach them. Rarely do they say that he can share their digits. Apologies for any confusion on the topic.