Massage Parlor Reports

**Flyer99** · 01-28-20 13:31

Originally Posted by CookieGuy [View Original Post]

I thought she was hot, but she never stopped bitchen' about everyone in her life that don't her wrong (while she was doing me). Mechanical.

LOL first time I ran across her was at Golden. They had a very pretty and plump Latina girl in there. Very sweet. She gave a very nice massage but was called away for some family thing. Mamasan said she'd have Kaia (KY-uh) finish. This chick walks in, bangin body, way too much makeup, proceeds to take all her clothes off right away while I'm still on my stomach and says "so you're here to fuck today and I know the other girl is too fat for that. Gross really".

I was like WTF?

Then she says hang on let me go get a condom, you have enough cash for sex right?

Jesus Christ lady I know it's a AMP but discretion!

I kinda balked due to thinking, hmm, switch, this blatant, where is the Uncle LEO so I said I would just take the massage. She got pissed off, says we don't do that here dumbass and walked out. I could hear her yelling at the mamasan about how room 2 is a cop, or can't get it up, or just stupid, etc.

I figured well fuck it at least the pretty chubby one gave me a good massage. I started to get dressed mamasan comes in, says "Kaia on drugs, crazy. I fire her tonight. Please come back" and handed me my 60 bucks. I told her keep it for the other girl she said "ok thank you sorry Kaia crazy druggie. ".

Went back a week later the chubby Latina girl who actually ended up being a pretty good time told me Kaia freaked out on the mamasan, broke a bunch of shit when she was told she was done and mama had to call reinforcements to get her out of there.

Nutso.

**DKang21** · 01-28-20 12:57

Any recommendations for places or providers with a lot of pre-flip teasing? Feel free to PM as well!

**BlueOrigin** · 01-28-20 10:06

Drove by Emerald spa on lake city way last evening, the.

Place is now called Crown spa. The windows are no longer blanked out. Has any one tried the place? Perhaps new management. Earlier it was a place for a good massage and nothing more than a handshake. Wondering if it's worth a stop now!

**YouKnowBo** · 01-28-20 08:56

Apparently moved into where Aurora Rents used to be. Also, anyone try "Bomei" massage? Used to be Zenergy then Panda.

**SugarNuts** · 01-28-20 00:31

Originally Posted by BlueOrigin [View Original Post]

DDS- south west corner of NE 65th st and 9th Ave NE. Look for Windermere reality building.

8x3 NE 65th St in the basement.

**CookieGuy** · 01-27-20 18:14

Originally Posted by Boinkr [View Original Post]

Anyone got a report on Kaia the Kmilf from this AMP on airport Rd. She got a handfull of reports on rubmaps saying she's a spinner, gots bolt-ons, lip injections. Just wondering if she's worth the $2+6 house fee for CFS. Hows her snatch (heard its might be extra large LOL)? Suppose to have good english+dirty talk.

Boink.

I thought she was hot, but she never stopped bitchen' about everyone in her life that don't her wrong (while she was doing me). Mechanical.

**BlueOrigin** · 01-27-20 17:45

Originally Posted by Fnarplep [View Original Post]

If you look back in the thread history, you'll find it. Lavender doesn't pop up on either Google or street view. Not sure why (might be newer than the last time Google mapped the neighborhood), but if you walk to 1222 A S Jackson, you'll see it right there.

DDS- south west corner of NE 65th st and 9th Ave NE. Look for Windermere reality building.

**Member #6240** · 01-27-20 16:45

Originally Posted by JohnG01 [View Original Post]

Interesting. There are two adds for Natalie with different numbers and pictures, although the photos are fairly similar. How old would you guess Wan is? Did they work alone or are there several people sharing the apartment? Thanks in advance.

I've only seen one ad / number for Natalie: https://seattle.rubratings.com/139709.

I'd guess Wan is in her late 30's, but it's a fool's game to guess an Asian woman's age. She's fun and flirty with a wonderful smile.

Both appear to be sharing with at least one other lady. For Natalie, I believe it's Ruby.

**SugarNuts** · 01-27-20 15:35

Originally Posted by ShyBaba [View Original Post]

I was in the area. There's about 5 massage places in that block alone and that's where the confusion sets in. I'll try again sometime next time I'm in the area.

It has a neon sign that says Lavender in the front window. They were closed when I was in the area (the Open sign was off) but the Lavender sign was still lit.

**Member #6240** · 01-27-20 14:55

Tried Blue Opal on 128th based on an STG ad. No kissing or "evil tongue" in evidence, but a nice, typical session with options. Therapist went the extra mile when I had some launch difficulties. Might repeat.

**Marko Ramius** · 01-27-20 10:49

Originally Posted by Boinkr [View Original Post]

Anyone got a report on Kaia the Kmilf from this AMP on airport Rd. She got a handfull of reports on rubmaps saying she's a spinner, gots bolt-ons, lip injections. Just wondering if she's worth the $2+6 house fee for CFS. Hows her snatch (heard its might be extra large LOL)? Suppose to have good english+dirty talk.

Boink.

I saw her a few times when she first started working at Golden a few years ago. She is attractive enough, though not super-hot. For me at least I just got a lot of bad vibes from her and didn't really think her servicing skills were up to my expectations. Of course, your mileage will vary.

**ShyBaba** · 01-27-20 07:09

Originally Posted by Fnarplep [View Original Post]

If you look back in the thread history, you'll find it. Lavender doesn't pop up on either Google or street view. Not sure why (might be newer than the last time Google mapped the neighborhood

I was in the area. There's about 5 massage places in that block alone and that's where the confusion sets in. I'll try again sometime next time I'm in the area.

**Fnarplep** · 01-26-20 23:11

Originally Posted by ShyBaba [View Original Post]

I'm also having trouble finding lavender spa or dds. Can someone give at least an intersection on where it is?

If you look back in the thread history, you'll find it. Lavender doesn't pop up on either Google or street view. Not sure why (might be newer than the last time Google mapped the neighborhood), but if you walk to 1222 A S Jackson, you'll see it right there.

**JohnG01** · 01-26-20 21:47

I don't post much because I don't monger much. But, I should probably contribute so here goes.

A couple months ago I swung by the place on 39th & Aurora. In part I figured I'd TOFTT, but I also just really wanted a legit massage. Figured I couldn't lose. I was greeted by a reasonably attractive middle aged woman who was not wearing anything remotely scandalous and was shown to a room that certainly didn't give off any vibes of being anything other than a legitimate therapeutic massage place. I was quoted the normal rate and asked for only a half hour so as not to waste too much money in the event that the massage was crap. The half hour massage was really great and was really working in the right direction with regard to my sore back but didn't have any hints of anything below board. When the half hour was up I asked if that was it? She asked if I wanted the full hour and I was enjoying the massage so much that I agreed. I didn't expect any extras at that point. Shortly into the 2nd half of the session the massage got a little more interesting. It was tastefully done and I'm sure that if I hadn't hinted that I was enjoying it then it wouldn't have gone any further. Things finished with a very standard he. No roaming allowed on my part.

A couple weeks later I was really in need of a proper massage and so I swung back by and had a 2nd massage with the same masseuse. The massage was just as good as the first time around and the finish was just as normal as well.

Ultimately, I'd say that if you want a good massage this place is good. If you want the type of extras that this board is focused on then you'll probably get more traction elsewhere. For me, I'll probably go back when I need a good therapeutic massage and if extras happen great and if not, well, that's fine too.

**JohnG01** · 01-26-20 21:09

Originally Posted by WillShookSpear [View Original Post]

Not sure if you guys want AAMP info here. Both of these are on rub ratings.

Wan: Accurate pics. Super sweet and friendly. BBBJ (no CIM) and CFS. 2.

Natalie: Accurate pics; better in person. Older, but stunning bod. CBJ / CFS. 2.

Question: I've never hit the "main" AMPs in Lynnwood (ET, etc.) Is there an unambiguous way to signal for BBBJCIM vs. FS?

My needs are pretty simple; ideally a quiet place with BBBJCIM.

Interesting. There are two adds for Natalie with different numbers and pictures, although the photos are fairly similar. How old would you guess Wan is? Did they work alone or are there several people sharing the apartment? Thanks in advance.