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01-24-20 08:43 #13199Senior Member

Posts: 224Manhandled by a Munchkin
Has anyone else seen Nana at Footloose? I was blown away last night during my first massage with her. She's short, petite, probably 50 yo, 5/10 on looks, Engrish is 1/10, massage deep tissue is 9/10, attitude 9/10. She is extra small and uses her knees and elbows on you at first while crawling around on you, then continues to hit every muscle on your body with her davinci robot accurate terminator strong fingers. Her "hard" pressure is definitely hard, so at times I asked her for medium. Before the flip she teased me properly. She had me up on my knees and two-hand dominated my wedding tackle and I would've finished there if I would've let her continue. She takes direction well, and OTC was allowed during handshake. Speaking of that, she's got the GI Joe kung fu grip, complete with a one-knee up on the table whole-body effort turbo jet finish. I did have to ask for more oil at the end, as her hand-cylinder was nearing viscosity breakdown. If you're clean and ask, she'll oblige going for the P-spot, but she's terrible at it and will basically try to finger-bang your ass. She got VERY excited about that part, so there's a story there I'm sure. I'll repeat just for the incredibly technical massage along with the fun stuff, and to teach her not to be all hand rapey to a man's arse. RBI.
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01-24-20 08:24 #13198

Posts: 123Can you tell us the name and location of your candy store? Anyone special we should ask for?
Originally Posted by IndyGolfer60
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Because...free candy?
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01-24-20 08:22 #13197

Posts: 123Wtf?
Where do you get off? What's your problem?
Originally Posted by NewCountry
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Bastard.
😁.
(No, but seriously, where do you get off? Bedroom? Frost seat of your car? It's part of a survey I'm conducting.).
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01-24-20 06:56 #13196Senior Member

Posts: 727Research
No back then you were expected to do your research which is how I learned to do it. Some of the changes were seeing are good but is it too much to ask that a little effort be made to do some research before posting. I have seen post where you could have found the info 3 post down if you would have been reading before you ask. You get from this board the effort you put into it. Some things in life are earned and are not handed out like candy at the candy store. Also if someone has indicated that they did some research and couldn't find it goes along way as well.
Originally Posted by NewCountry
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01-24-20 03:20 #13195Senior Member

Posts: 1029Just be glad you didn't go for DATY. First she's hairier than a sheepdog and she rubs a bunch of hand sanitizer on it before you start.
Originally Posted by Jrandon3
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01-24-20 01:10 #13194Senior Member

Posts: 65Prick Yard
What happened to this forum? 3 or 4 years ago all this negative bitching didn't exist. Isn't there a prick yard? I haven't been contributing so I'll shut up. But not contributing is better than this. Live at let live. Contribute or don't. But us non contributors don't like all the bitching LOL. I miss the old BP days.
Originally Posted by Jeast72
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01-23-20 23:46 #13193Senior Member

Posts: 1177Really?
Originally Posted by SpinAndWin85
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It would have taken you less time just to give a couple suggestions than to type your little diatribe. The address for Sweet was much more easily found than the Greenwood suggestions, yet you jumped all over another monger for not handing it over on a silver platter. Is it just a matter of whatever reason is convenient at the time. For you to snap on someone? To each his own.
Originally Posted by SpinAndWin85
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01-23-20 23:26 #13192Senior Member

Posts: 401Huh?
Really? Do you not read anything on here? It's what this forum is for!! Do your own research!
Originally Posted by Dozer6872
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01-23-20 19:07 #13191Senior Member

Posts: 1177Details?
What did you get for $. 2? You said she shorted you 30 minutes. I'm assuming you paid. 6 for the hour? That leaves. 6 for the tip so was it for HJ or BJ or what?
Originally Posted by Samster1313
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01-23-20 18:39 #13190Senior Member

Posts: 130Mtn Air smells like money
Stopped by mountain air recently and drew Cindy 5/10 for a hh. Started in with basic back rub, then the flip at 10 min in, with a no touch option for. 40, up to CBJ for 1. 40. I stick with the standard. Not much to be excited about so I will pass on this locale for the foreseeable future.
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01-23-20 16:45 #13189Senior Member

Posts: 151That's easy
It takes less than 5 minutes of reading through this section to answer that question for yourself. Just saying.
Originally Posted by Dozer6872
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01-23-20 15:11 #13188Senior Member

Posts: 49Muffler Mimi watch out
Just got back from seeing Mimi at Muffler won't be a second time. Shorted me by 30 minutes half ass massage and cost me 120. She is pretty but I wanted to be fucked the right way not that way.
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01-23-20 14:38 #13187Senior Member

Posts: 45After
It was immediately after attempting penetration. And then told only outside. Just led me to be a little weary.
Originally Posted by Strych9999
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01-23-20 14:36 #13186Senior Member

Posts: 45My common practice
I typically make it my common practice to let my tip speak for what I want. I have been burned on it before, but I feel safer in the hobby not directly saying what I want or haggling.
Originally Posted by IndyGolfer60
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01-23-20 07:35 #13185Senior Member

Posts: 283Angela
I would like her digits. Thanks.
Originally Posted by Lokhart
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