Massage Parlor Reports

[RipSomeLip]

OK, so I have to ask. Ham crack blew and split?

Haha, ham = Dick, Crack = Wack, Blew = Release, Split, jumped off table and leave.

Cracking Ham.

[SwampThang7]

OK, so I have to ask. Ham crack blew and split?

[RipSomeLip]

Anyone toftt there?. Next to the travel agency. I've seen a few ladies in their 30's smoking there in front. Looks promising but haven't taken the plunge.

Was there when the place first opened had great reviews, drew a nice young girl, place was busy, door bell ringing, a bunch of interruptions, then I guess a regular came in, she swapped girls and I got stuck with another girl so so. Anyway the rest of the massage was decent with interruptions and Asian yelling down the corridor. On the Flip, ham crack blew and split. Hadn't been there since.

[Joe Pimp]

Anyone toftt there?. Next to the travel agency. I've seen a few ladies in their 30's smoking there in front. Looks promising but haven't taken the plunge.

[Flfun1012]

Good point, I didn't think of it that way. All I could think of was the Kraft situation and how I'd end up all over the news, LOL.

I'm assuming your talking about KMS, ND and now King. Actually most have monitors you massage, Massage connection etc. And most actually have MMS. But your correct that is the reason and no camera is in the rooms.

[NaughtyBits]

Well stated Doc! I would agree with you. Same set up in Atlanta and some of the Lauderdale AMPs.

There's a chain of 3 (wildly popular) AMPs in Orlando that have this same set-up. Been that way for probably over a year or so. The reason is that the shops run without benefit of a Mama-san or manager to handle incoming clients at the front door and the girls have to do that themselves, so, if all available girls are occupied with a client, they can see when someone is approaching or comes in the the front door. If that someone appears to be a new client, the current client being serviced is likely to suffer an interruption while the girl leaves the room to speak with the incoming client. Of immensely greater benefit is that, if that someone appears NOT to be a client, but someone either "inspecting" or otherwise disrupting business (like LE), the girls have adequate time to suddenly become "appropriate" in their garb and behavior.

With those things in mind, the worst that happens is that you get interrupted while your girl needs to leave your session for a few minutes, which can be highly annoying, but the added safety factor is not a bad thing. In the Orlando shops, those interruptions are usually at some "less than critical" point in a client's session. Like during the table-shower, or on the warm-up, or the after-glow. I'm guessing the girls are trying to "manage" situations, when they are ALL with clients, such that there is always one girl at that point in the client session where an interruption doesn't mean hopping off in the middle of CG, as I've never seen a complaint in the Orlando MP thread about such a thing happening.

The net story is that I don't believe you're at any risk whatsoever of there being a camera actually in the massage room that is a part of that monitoring system.

Good point, I didn't think of it that way. All I could think of was the Kraft situation and how I'd end up all over the news, LOL.

[Mikenfla58]

There's a chain of 3 (wildly popular) AMPs in Orlando that have this same set-up. Been that way for probably over a year or so. The reason is that the shops run without benefit of a Mama-san or manager to handle incoming clients at the front door and the girls have to do that themselves, so, if all available girls are occupied with a client, they can see when someone is approaching or comes in the the front door. If that someone appears to be a new client, the current client being serviced is likely to suffer an interruption while the girl leaves the room to speak with the incoming client. Of immensely greater benefit is that, if that someone appears NOT to be a client, but someone either "inspecting" or otherwise disrupting business (like LE), the girls have adequate time to suddenly become "appropriate" in their garb and behavior.

With those things in mind, the worst that happens is that you get interrupted while your girl needs to leave your session for a few minutes, which can be highly annoying, but the added safety factor is not a bad thing. In the Orlando shops, those interruptions are usually at some "less than critical" point in a client's session. Like during the table-shower, or on the warm-up, or the after-glow. I'm guessing the girls are trying to "manage" situations, when they are ALL with clients, such that there is always one girl at that point in the client session where an interruption doesn't mean hopping off in the middle of CG, as I've never seen a complaint in the Orlando MP thread about such a thing happening.

The net story is that I don't believe you're at any risk whatsoever of there being a camera actually in the massage room that is a part of that monitoring system.

Well stated Doc! I would agree with you. Same set up in Atlanta and some of the Lauderdale AMPs.

[Dr Willy]

A while back I had asked if anyone has visited the new AMP on Boyscout in Ft. Myers and didn't hear back so I TOFTT and visited. I got a half hr massage, standard $50 fee and drew a lady named Candy. The massage was decent, not the best, but not the worst. On the flip extra services were offered but I declined as they have video monitors in every room, which creeped me out, but everything from a HE for. 5 to FS for $. 5 is on the table. She said the monitors only record the perimeter of the builidng and the hallway / entrance but I just don't trust it. I'm sure some of you are greater risk takers than I am and don't care about the camera feeds in the room, but I won't repeat because of the uneasy feeling I got while I was there.

There's a chain of 3 (wildly popular) AMPs in Orlando that have this same set-up. Been that way for probably over a year or so. The reason is that the shops run without benefit of a Mama-san or manager to handle incoming clients at the front door and the girls have to do that themselves, so, if all available girls are occupied with a client, they can see when someone is approaching or comes in the the front door. If that someone appears to be a new client, the current client being serviced is likely to suffer an interruption while the girl leaves the room to speak with the incoming client. Of immensely greater benefit is that, if that someone appears NOT to be a client, but someone either "inspecting" or otherwise disrupting business (like LE), the girls have adequate time to suddenly become "appropriate" in their garb and behavior.

With those things in mind, the worst that happens is that you get interrupted while your girl needs to leave your session for a few minutes, which can be highly annoying, but the added safety factor is not a bad thing. In the Orlando shops, those interruptions are usually at some "less than critical" point in a client's session. Like during the table-shower, or on the warm-up, or the after-glow. I'm guessing the girls are trying to "manage" situations, when they are ALL with clients, such that there is always one girl at that point in the client session where an interruption doesn't mean hopping off in the middle of CG, as I've never seen a complaint in the Orlando MP thread about such a thing happening.

The net story is that I don't believe you're at any risk whatsoever of there being a camera actually in the massage room that is a part of that monitoring system.

[TogMan]

Can anyone message me with an actual location that is near this place? Not having much luck on Gmaps.

Could you please send me the location you were at? Thank you.

[NaughtyBits]

A while back I had asked if anyone has visited the new AMP on Boyscout in Ft. Myers and didn't hear back so I TOFTT and visited. I got a half hr massage, standard $50 fee and drew a lady named Candy. The massage was decent, not the best, but not the worst. On the flip extra services were offered but I declined as they have video monitors in every room, which creeped me out, but everything from a HE for. 5 to FS for $. 5 is on the table. She said the monitors only record the perimeter of the builidng and the hallway / entrance but I just don't trust it. I'm sure some of you are greater risk takers than I am and don't care about the camera feeds in the room, but I won't repeat because of the uneasy feeling I got while I was there.

[Zomgb]

Can anyone message me with an actual location that is near this place? Not having much luck on Gmaps.

Got it! Thanks fellas.

[Zomgb]

Greetings fellow hobbyists and mongers! Visiting from Indiana, I had some time to kill waiting for a friend who's flight into Ft. Myers was delayed. Stumbled upon the Asian Massage on S. Tamiami Trail. Was greeted by Leah, a 7. 5 on a scale of 1-10, with very nice curves. Started out with standard medium massage while on my stomach, no oil. Very good. Hit all the kinks. She let my hands wander under her dress and panties throughout. On the flip, she asked what I wanted (her English was good), and I asked for FS. She asked if I had a cover; I didn't, so she went to fetch one. Upon her return she stripped down (great, full titties), laid on the table and proceeded to let me DATY. I'm pretty sure she got off because she moaned quite a bit and got very wet. On went the cover, and she gave me a passable BJ, then hopped on CG. Next was mish until I blew my wad. She cleaned me up and sent me on my way with a cold bottled water and a pinch on the ass, saying, "please come back soon!" If I can, I definitely will! I saw a couple of other ladies there on my way out I'd love to try!

The damage was. 7 for an hour and a tip of *. 3 for the FS. Enjoy! Be safe!

Can anyone message me with an actual location that is near this place? Not having much luck on Gmaps.

[LostSoul1981]

Was down in Naples for work the last two weeks and decided to give a couple places a shot. All I can say is they are definitely pampered down south.

1st stop DC massage off airport pulling. Say Mia I think her name was. Opted for the hhr standard. 5 house fee. OK massage 4 out of 10. Light teasing on the flip I asked for a Ora massage and she said $$ what hell no. I asked for a manual release and she said $ hell no again. Left at that point.

2nd stop place off pine ridge and 75. Standard house fee don't remember her name but small petite girl. Massage was next to nothing and little to no teasing on the flip I again asked for Ora massage and she said 1. 5 wow ummm no we agreed to. 8 for a CBJ. Wasn't the worst but nothing to write home about.

Last stop little place off 41 south of airport pulling. Didn't catch her name either but similar experience as dc massage.

Overall I wouldn't repeat any of them.

Did stop in to De ja vue last week and Mia is about to pop so if you like pregnant girls check her out sooner rather than later.

[Discreetly1234]

Greetings fellow hobbyists and mongers! Visiting from Indiana, I had some time to kill waiting for a friend who's flight into Ft. Myers was delayed. Stumbled upon the Asian Massage on S. Tamiami Trail. Was greeted by Leah, a 7. 5 on a scale of 1-10, with very nice curves. Started out with standard medium massage while on my stomach, no oil. Very good. Hit all the kinks. She let my hands wander under her dress and panties throughout. On the flip, she asked what I wanted (her English was good), and I asked for FS. She asked if I had a cover; I didn't, so she went to fetch one. Upon her return she stripped down (great, full titties), laid on the table and proceeded to let me DATY. I'm pretty sure she got off because she moaned quite a bit and got very wet. On went the cover, and she gave me a passable BJ, then hopped on CG. Next was mish until I blew my wad. She cleaned me up and sent me on my way with a cold bottled water and a pinch on the ass, saying, "please come back soon!" If I can, I definitely will! I saw a couple of other ladies there on my way out I'd love to try!

The damage was. 7 for an hour and a tip of *. 3 for the FS. Enjoy! Be safe!

Stopped by for a dream today. Similar experience. Told the lady that came to speak with me that a friend recommended I stop by and ask for Leah. She asked what was my friends name. Just said his name was Bob. Not that she is going to remember anyone's name. Nice relaxing time. Paid for an hour but was well over that by the time I woke from my dream. Thanks for the tip on this place!

[BoyBear]

She has been around for many years. I have always found her to be a nice lady. She is quick to get defensive. With respect and courtesy she will deliver great service. Play to her ego. I might say she is getting more touchy as she ages.

ComTech describes her quite well. She reflects YMMV description better than anyone I've seen in this hobby. To her benefit she can offer. A safe & pleasant in call, real massage skills, better than average finish, and pleasant conversation if you connect. FWIW, Boybear 1.