Escort Reports

**DesertNative** · 01-22-20 19:16

Bravo I Luv Head for owning up to this one and warning the rest of us. I have had a few similar experiences where I felt dirty leaving, LOL. Is it me or has the available pool of decent women contracted to almost zero? The fall of BP and part time semi-pros has literally killed all the fun.

https://tucson.skipthegames.com/fema...e/640476057292

**NotPhatAz** · 01-22-20 12:16

Originally Posted by RoyFolker [View Original Post]

I called her too, she's so ugly

Ducati guy must have scratched his lens with road grit.

**Roy Folker** · 01-21-20 22:59

Originally Posted by ILuvHead [View Original Post]

I was in the mood for something new and I tried contacting Gail several times with no luck on either number the other day so I went looking for new talent. I tried a few I found off Skip The Games and Adult Look that were either fake, (replied with plenty of fake pics and then a link to their profile to create an account for their safety) or they did not reply. Finally I decided to contact the provider in the link below. I have seen her posting for a while now and her pics are alright and I was pretty desperate at this point so I sent her a text, (never ends good).

https://tucson.skipthegames.com/fema...e/640476057292

Long story short, she replied, the price was right and we set up an appointment for an hour later for Hhr of her time. She guided me to an area and then when I get there she pulls the usual, "give me about 10 minutes" and 15 minutes later she texts that she is ready and sends the room number. When she opened the door I immediately see that this is not going to go good at all. The pictures are probably her when she was 36, but she got the age backwards in her ad. As well as being waaaay older than advertised, she is unattractive and her large breasts are no longer where they should be. I should have walked away and scheduled something with one of my regulars at this point, but I figured the price was low enough to just settle for a QV and hope to get a decent BBBJ.

I called her too, she's so ugly, doesn't look like her pics at all. I pulled the "I forgot my wallet in the car" line and bounced the fuck out of there.

**Kveldulf** · 01-21-20 16:20

Originally Posted by LexxxLuthor [View Original Post]

Anyone seen her I'm thinking of seeing her when I visit. Please PM if you have any info.

I took my ex there for her birthday many years ago and she had a good time. But there was no sex. I've seen some pretty interesting videos of her playing with a penis that make you wonder. Not sure she actually fucks anybody.

**I Luv Head** · 01-21-20 11:06

I was in the mood for something new and I tried contacting Gail several times with no luck on either number the other day so I went looking for new talent. I tried a few I found off Skip The Games and Adult Look that were either fake, (replied with plenty of fake pics and then a link to their profile to create an account for their safety) or they did not reply. Finally I decided to contact the provider in the link below. I have seen her posting for a while now and her pics are alright and I was pretty desperate at this point so I sent her a text, (never ends good).

https://tucson.skipthegames.com/fema...e/640476057292

Long story short, she replied, the price was right and we set up an appointment for an hour later for Hhr of her time. She guided me to an area and then when I get there she pulls the usual, "give me about 10 minutes" and 15 minutes later she texts that she is ready and sends the room number. When she opened the door I immediately see that this is not going to go good at all. The pictures are probably her when she was 36, but she got the age backwards in her ad. As well as being waaaay older than advertised, she is unattractive and her large breasts are no longer where they should be. I should have walked away and scheduled something with one of my regulars at this point, but I figured the price was low enough to just settle for a QV and hope to get a decent BBBJ.

She wanted to talk for a bit, but I just wanted this over so I got ready and she immediately asked for the donation for her time up front. I figured it could not get any worse even if she ripped me off, (at least it would be over then) so I placed the donation on the dresser and hopped on the bed where she proceeded to give a decent enough BBBJ, but I could not finish because she kept looking up at me and it killed it for me. I asked to do DS hoping to bury her face in a pillow so I could get off and surprisingly the view of her ass from the top with her bent over was alright and her skin was really soft, (up to the middle of her back where it got a bit rough) so I was able to bust one out pretty quick. I cleaned up and left as quickly as I could wanting to put this behind me and never speak of it again, (well except to warn others here).

All in all, I did get off and didn't break the bank so it was just above jacking off to porn at home.

Escort Rating:

Face - 3 (I've seen worse, but have never fucked anything worse).

Body - 3 (The ass was OK looking down from DS, but everything else was what you'd expect from the elderly).

Attitude - 5 (didn't stick around long enough to find out, but she was OK over text).

Performance - 5 (BBBJ was OK and I did bust so she gets a 5).

Reliability - 8 (had to add a category just so I could give her a score above a 5).

Donation - 80/ Hhr 140/ HR (should have known with such low rates).

Recommendation. Hell No!

**Butlik369** · 01-20-20 16:59

[QtinderUOTE=Ed. ;4625624]Don't forget Tinder. [ / QUOTE].

Thanks. I've had Cateyes several times. Her bolt ons are huge. Like to have some naturals. Just sayin.

**Ed...** · 01-20-20 16:07

Originally Posted by Butlik369 [View Original Post]

I have always wanted to be with a older hispanic lady with big breasts. Anyone have a contact or know of a lady? If so. Pm me. Please.

Don't forget Tinder.

**Butlik369** · 01-20-20 12:37

Originally Posted by ILuvHead [View Original Post]

That sounds like half of Tucson! I haven't seen anything reliable in the older Hispanic w / big tits posting lately, (besides CAT Eyes if that's your style) but I see them everywhere I go here. My advice would be to go out to your watering hole of choice and buy one a drink. If she accepts then you are halfway there. Just don't be an asshole and treat her with respect and you just may get your fantasy fulfilled at the price of a few drinks and a little bit of charm.

Good luck,

ILH.

Thanks for the advise.

**LexxxLuthor** · 01-20-20 01:11

Anyone seen her I'm thinking of seeing her when I visit. Please PM if you have any info.

**I Luv Head** · 01-19-20 23:25

Originally Posted by Butlik369 [View Original Post]

I have always wanted to be with a older hispanic lady with big breasts. Anyone have a contact or know of a lady? If so. Pm me. Please.

That sounds like half of Tucson! I haven't seen anything reliable in the older Hispanic w / big tits posting lately, (besides CAT Eyes if that's your style) but I see them everywhere I go here. My advice would be to go out to your watering hole of choice and buy one a drink. If she accepts then you are halfway there. Just don't be an asshole and treat her with respect and you just may get your fantasy fulfilled at the price of a few drinks and a little bit of charm.

Good luck,

ILH.

**I Luv Head** · 01-19-20 23:20

Originally Posted by DucatiPilot [View Original Post]

Well I don't know what happened because I know I tried, so let's try again.

I got that one and replied. Thanks!

Originally Posted by SWhiplash [View Original Post]

You're as senior as it gets on this forum. PM'd you.

Got your PM also and replied. Thanks for the info!

**Roy Folker** · 01-19-20 22:45

Originally Posted by Ed... [View Original Post]

Saw this lady a few days ago. Accurate pics. It's more like a visit to the champagne room than an escort. Big up sell, had a couple attractive friends in the room, rush and hustle but legit professionals.

I settled for a two girl HJ after it was clear what was going on. $+40 lots of touching but safe and clean is the priority. All in all fun, but I wouldn't do it again unless alone with the girl in the pic or her taller Latina friend, and a clear cost upfront.

Ed.

http://tucson.skipthegames.com/femal...n/500985611760

What was her upsell cost for just FS with only her?

**Butlik369** · 01-19-20 20:14

I have always wanted to be with a older hispanic lady with big breasts. Anyone have a contact or know of a lady? If so. Pm me. Please.

**Ed...** · 01-19-20 16:14

Saw this lady a few days ago. Accurate pics. It's more like a visit to the champagne room than an escort. Big up sell, had a couple attractive friends in the room, rush and hustle but legit professionals.

I settled for a two girl HJ after it was clear what was going on. $+40 lots of touching but safe and clean is the priority. All in all fun, but I wouldn't do it again unless alone with the girl in the pic or her taller Latina friend, and a clear cost upfront.

Ed.

http://tucson.skipthegames.com/femal...n/500985611760

**SlickZero** · 01-18-20 19:27

Damn that is not what her price shows from a few months ago.

Originally Posted by OnThinIce [View Original Post]

DucatiPilot, nice of you to post. I just exchanged a few texts with Gail. She's obviously intelligent and articulate, but I was unfortunately quoted 4. 0 for an hour of her time. There seemed to be no room for negotiation. I'm sure she's lovely, but that is too far beyond the norm for me. But I do appreciate your posting and replying to my pm.