Massage Parlor Reports

[SeaMonstes5678]

I agree with Cambodian, lisa is old, 50's is being genorous. Nothing on her body was memorable and her english was non existentant which is why I left.

Honestly, AMPs have been a waste of time for me personally. I'm going to be sticking with the 20 yr old kgirl agengies in Bellevue. Just wish they were more accessable to everyone but people are scared away by the 2. 7 qv / hhr and the higher risk involved. Hard to blame them. But AMPs in NW are looking more and more shitty by the day imo especially when compared to other big cities.

Boink.

Boink, after reading your mishap at Lavender I went back today curious. I was able to sneak away today to go to Westlake to screw Lisa, Lai or Li whatever the hell her name (it was not Coco) anyway I get to Lavender as normal I'm always early morning guy, I walk upstairs ring the buzzer and she normally comes out, she is normally in an area to the left. Couch massage table. White shirt pants or skirt. However, a different lady comes out of the other room so I ask for Lee she says she is Lee I then say no Lisa she said yes she is Lisa. She definitely is not my screw doll. I then ask her what about another lady she looks at me and says "you massage or fucky" I ask again about another lady she is now agitated. She is mumbling something. I then told her I just want another girl. She say you give me money I get other lady. I'm dumb but not that dumb. I said thank you and just walked out. I don't know who that crazy lady is but she was not the girl I have been fucking. HOWEVER. I do plan on going back to find Lisa because that girl can really fuck.

[Boinkr]

Hey Boink,

Sounds like lots of us are intrigued by your experience. All your details seem to point to a mishap of you being at the wrong Lavender. However I am interested in knowing more about what the Lisa you met looks like.

Another member here has repeatedly visited a lady with an L name at Westlake and says she is a sure thing for FS and sounds not too shabby looking. Can you give more description to some stats? Good looking for her age, chest, etc?

Any info appreciated.

I agree with Cambodian, lisa is old, 50's is being genorous. Nothing on her body was memorable and her english was non existentant which is why I left.

Honestly, AMPs have been a waste of time for me personally. I'm going to be sticking with the 20 yr old kgirl agengies in Bellevue. Just wish they were more accessable to everyone but people are scared away by the 2. 7 qv / hhr and the higher risk involved. Hard to blame them. But AMPs in NW are looking more and more shitty by the day imo especially when compared to other big cities.

Boink.

[Cambodian206]

I too went to the wrong lavender in Westlake have inside the restaurant all the lady was saying is "fucky sucky" LOL. I was not turned on by her looks at all. She is a small old lady probly 60. After I left I sat in my car for a little bit and I was like what did I just do LOL.

But today I went to the lavender in Jackson and saw Michelle and she was just OK she smelled of some kind of fishy odor downstairs and that couldn't even make me hard the whole time. Maybe I caught her on a bad day because she didn't even want to give head he was really Rashi my whole experience was bleh. I hope there's others working there if so I will probably give it another try.

Hey Boink,

Sounds like lots of us are intrigued by your experience. All your details seem to point to a mishap of you being at the wrong Lavender. However I am interested in knowing more about what the Lisa you met looks like.

Another member here has repeatedly visited a lady with an L name at Westlake and says she is a sure thing for FS and sounds not too shabby looking. Can you give more description to some stats? Good looking for her age, chest, etc?

Any info appreciated.

[RawDogger]

There was a utr asian girl years ago, Amy, who was an amateur soccer player with an incredible bod who did greek for $$, but lost touch with her.

Yeah, I know this one. Tried to hook up with her again because of her body (butterface, though) (I fucking love a girl with toned legs and she def has those) but she kind of flaked and and when I texted her again she acted like she didn't remember our conversation so I ended up not pulling the trigger. When I saw her several times a couple years ago she was good for BBFSCIP MSOG for $2.

[Mitch Cor]

Do any of those places offer MSOG in the hour? Or prostate?

Thanks!

Went to go see what you were talking about. And yeah. She's not really a looker xD that's a bummer cause I used to like Myrna a lot. I hope they get new, younger talent.

There is always M's Massage on 124th or Wave Spa in DT Kirkland. They offer HJ finish but are also in there 40's /50's.

[Mitch Cor]

That body is incredible! If only she were closer! I can't exactly take a road trip across the border discretely. She does seem a bit nuts, but the best ones often are!

There was a utr asian girl years ago, Amy, who was an amateur soccer player with an incredible bod who did greek for $$, but lost touch with her. She'd be a unicorn if she hadn't been all the way in Fed Way.

The search continues.

Ok, I got one for ya but it's a road trip. This gal is older but literally competes in body building. Her body is the "holy shit wow" type. Book the hour, no questions. $$ in Moose bucks (a fantastic deal coming from US) A great hard massage then BBBJ. I am sure she does regular FS but I think she is fairly shallow. I am a bit larger and she immediately said, stick it in my ass. I don't hear that often let me tell ya.

She is definitely an odd duck, a unique and quirky gal. She has videos up that give you an exact expectation of what you will see.

https://www.leolist.cc/personals/fem...assage-1127883

You will need to log onto Leolist with a VPN using a Canadian location FYI. Or pics won't show up, just the ad text.

And before you ask- I highly doubt BBFS. She was pretty aware of who was touching what body part with what.

[TitFucker]

The one advertising as "Big Mama" has been around for a while. A few years back when I saw her, I think she went by Lisa. Apartment complex, no other girls there, decent massage & great HJ finish / plenty of feeling up her tits & ass throughout, but no oral or FS on the menu at the time.

Anyone try this one? Seems well priced for FBSM?

https://seattle.rubratings.com/152836

And how about Pakky?

I've been wondering about that one too. No answer when I've called, nor response to texts.

https://seattle.rubratings.com/122980

[LCB]

I don't know why, but this reminds me of accidentally picking up a pedestrian on New Year's Eve Day, years ago. I chick crossed in the crosswalk at Oak tree when I was stopped at the light. She had a really nice ass, I smiled and waved at her, thinking she was a SW. She smiled and waved back. I turned around and pulled up, got her attention. She came over and I asked her if she likes to party. She says hell yeah and gets in. She says her apartment is close & we should prefunk there. We start driving and I tell her I need to hit an ATM. She acts confused and says, why? I have booze and beer at my place. And then she realizes what was happening. Haha! She says, Oh— you think I'm a *****? Kinda freaks out and tells me to let her out. I apologized and she says, too bad, coulda been fun!

Man. I felt lame about that one. I do have to laugh a bit though.

-LCB.

Boink, were you at Lavender on Jackson Street looking for Michelle or Amy? There is no 3-story maze entrance as the door is on street level with no steps at all to get inside or once you get in, for that matter.

Perhaps that is why the "Lisa" you were speaking to had no clue as to who you were asking about?

[LiteSoda]

So after reading all the reports about 25 yr old Michelle and Lisa's hot daughter Amy with her nice tits I paid a visit and went through the crazy 3 story maze to find the entrance. I enter and am lead to room. Once inside I ask what ladies name is and she says Lisa. She's in her 50's and not at all what I came for. She ask for house fee, I pay.

Than this is when it got wierd, I ask her if Amy or Michelle is working and she tenses up and all of the sudden starts speaking much worse English "meh noe anglish". So I'm like ok, you know how to ask for money and made a little comment about my shirt but now she's just refusing to communicate about staff WTF? I mean even if she spoke 0% English, its a fuckin name. Amy, Michelle. Yes or no? Its like asking some drop out american who kim jung un is, they don't need to know Korean to know hes the rocket man. Anyways, she acts like she doesn't understand what Michelle or Amy mean and at this point I'm a little bothered because I feel like she's just BSing and I just want to get my pole wet with her daughter or Michelle.

Hey Boink,

Sounds like lots of us are intrigued by your experience. All your details seem to point to a mishap of you being at the wrong Lavender. However I am interested in knowing more about what the Lisa you met looks like.

Another member here has repeatedly visited a lady with an L name at Westlake and says she is a sure thing for FS and sounds not too shabby looking. Can you give more description to some stats? Good looking for her age, chest, etc?

Any info appreciated.

[Boinkr]

Dang, maybe Lisa really didn't know WTF I was talking about than. I went to the Lavender on Westlake Ave. Inside of that big multilevel building with the fancy Chinese restaurant.

After looking for the other lavender on Jackson st with google and rubmaps I had no luck but found T&L Lavender spa on 14th ave in Seattle with plenty of rubmaps reviews. To many lavender places in Seattle LOL.

Well I'll go reread the previous posts and figure out which one's have the 25 yr old Michelle and the Amy / Lisa mom / daughter combo. Sounds hot.

Thanks BTW RockChalk for pointing that out.

Boink.

[Thats LA]

I've noticed a few people asking about eastside parlors, so here goes. I wasnt going to post a review but its just too funny of a story and I got time.

I've been scouting all the AMP and aamp in kirkland area and everything seems to be average at best. Suprising, because I heard kirkland use to have FS aamps and even kgirls a few years back but I digress.

After exhasting ever last kirkland AMP, I came across Myrna Massage on rubmaps and decide to check it out late one night. The place is pretty much a house that been converted to AMP. There like 4-5 cars parked in the back (one with a man just waiting). I take as a good sign there could be a deep line up and proceed, only to see eviction papers all over the doors and cease to operate signs. I also see they changed the name to "Avanny beauty and Massage". I knock and ring but no answer but theres def people inside.

Couple days later I call and ask if they do line ups and have pretty ladies or some shit like that and the lady throws a fit about this being a respectable establishment and its only massage, etc. I'm not really buying it. So I wait a week and call again this time just getting to the point of setting up an appointment. The owner agrees and I go in blind to see what awaits. She's tells me to park across the street and come in though the back door as she doesn't currently have a license to operate and isn't suppose to be seen with customers (odd since her lt was full that night but whatever). I do and all the cease operations city papers are still on the doors. Vietnamese mamasan (don't remember her name, was like a month ago) opens the door invites me in. As she guides me to shower (which she offered to join) I see she has a crookpot cooking in one of the massage rooms LOL it becomes apparent she's living there. I asked if anyone else worked there, she says negative. So I get down to menu options just for my knowledge. I offer 2. 0 for BBFS she agrees, so I push it to include bb greek and rough roleplay. She agrees (after the whole respectable establishment speech) LOL the problem for me was she was well in her 50's, pudgy tummy, short blond buzz cut LOL, and not any noticable redeeming assets imo. So I make up a stupid excuse to bounce..

Went to go see what you were talking about. And yeah. She's not really a looker xD that's a bummer cause I used to like Myrna a lot. I hope they get new, younger talent.

There is always M's Massage on 124th or Wave Spa in DT Kirkland. They offer HJ finish but are also in there 40's /50's.

[MassageMeow]

Boink, were you at Lavender on Jackson Street looking for Michelle or Amy? There is no 3-story maze entrance as the door is on street level with no steps at all to get inside or once you get in, for that matter.

Perhaps that is why the "Lisa" you were speaking to had no clue as to who you were asking about?

At least I assume so based on the maze comment. I went three days ago and had a really shitty experience. First, I went to the top floor up the stairs to find Lavender massage (see my earlier post on NYE about being unable to locate the entrance inside.) Then I was greeted by the mid-50's woman who asked me if I was looking for an hour or half hour. I chose hour and paid $60.

Long story short, I left after 25 minutes, and I will not be returning. No attempt to massage, lackluster service, and not at all what I was looking for.

[Seattleik]

So after reading all the reports about 25 yr old Michelle and Lisa's hot daughter Amy with her nice tits I paid a visit and went through the crazy 3 story maze to find the entrance. I enter and am lead to room. Once inside I ask what ladies name is and she says Lisa. She's in her 50's and not at all what I came for. She ask for house fee, I pay.

Than this is when it got wierd, I ask her if Amy or Michelle is working and she tenses up and all of the sudden starts speaking much worse English "meh noe anglish". So I'm like ok, you know how to ask for money and made a little comment about my shirt but now she's just refusing to communicate about staff WTF? I mean even if she spoke 0% English, its a fuckin name. Amy, Michelle. Yes or no? Its like asking some drop out american who kim jung un is, they don't need to know Korean to know hes the rocket man. Anyways, she acts like she doesn't understand what Michelle or Amy mean and at this point I'm a little bothered because I feel like she's just BSing and I just want to get my pole wet with her daughter or Michelle.

Either 1) she requires you to bang her first to became "verified" before gaining access to younger staff or 2) she's trying to get some tips because Amy and Michelle are hogging all the guys. Whatever I couldn't figure it out so I say I'd like my money back to leave and she starts yelling before giving me my cash and some old white hair 6'2 Caucasian guy seems to rise out of a closet or some shit LOL and says "she said no!" I'm like WTF did this guy come from!? No to what? Was he insinuating I was trying to make a pass at gilfy and got told no haha please or maybe he was referring to my question about what days Michelle and Amy work but that's not even a yes or no question LOL I guess hes there "manager"..

Hey Boink, was it the lavender spa in Westlake in China harbor you went that's the only one that has a Lisa and is 3 story maze the lavender spa in Chinatown is next to lela store front easy access on Jackson street maybe that's why she didn't knew who any or Michele was.

[RockChalk]

So after reading all the reports about 25 yr old Michelle and Lisa's hot daughter Amy with her nice tits I paid a visit and went through the crazy 3 story maze to find the entrance. I enter and am lead to room. Once inside I ask what ladies name is and she says Lisa. She's in her 50's and not at all what I came for. She ask for house fee, I pay.

Than this is when it got wierd, I ask her if Amy or Michelle is working and she tenses up and all of the sudden starts speaking much worse English "meh noe anglish". So I'm like ok, you know how to ask for money and made a little comment about my shirt but now she's just refusing to communicate about staff WTF? I mean even if she spoke 0% English, its a fuckin name. Amy, Michelle. Yes or no? Its like asking some drop out american who kim jung un is, they don't need to know Korean to know hes the rocket man. Anyways, she acts like she doesn't understand what Michelle or Amy mean and at this point I'm a little bothered because I feel like she's just BSing and I just want to get my pole wet with her daughter or Michelle.

Either 1) she requires you to bang her first to became "verified" before gaining access to younger staff or 2) she's trying to get some tips because Amy and Michelle are hogging all the guys. Whatever I couldn't figure it out so I say I'd like my money back to leave and she starts yelling before giving me my cash and some old white hair 6'2 Caucasian guy seems to rise out of a closet or some shit LOL and says "she said no!" I'm like WTF did this guy come from!? No to what? Was he insinuating I was trying to make a pass at gilfy and got told no haha please or maybe he was referring to my question about what days Michelle and Amy work but that's not even a yes or no question LOL I guess hes there "manager".

Maybe I should a just let her have some pole, so I could have a chance at the rest of there line up. Has anyone else had issue with getting past cock blocker Lisa to request Amy? Whats the best way to go about asking or getting Amy or Michelle with a mamasan acting like she doesn't even understand their names? I tried calling and get a similar "No Amy, no English" response. Sigh. Well, at least a got more cash to go towards epic kgirl Rose at Kangels.

Boink.

Boink, were you at Lavender on Jackson Street looking for Michelle or Amy? There is no 3-story maze entrance as the door is on street level with no steps at all to get inside or once you get in, for that matter.

Perhaps that is why the "Lisa" you were speaking to had no clue as to who you were asking about?

[TinyTim76]

So after reading all the reports about 25 yr old Michelle and Lisa's hot daughter Amy with her nice tits I paid a visit and went through the crazy 3 story maze to find the entrance. I enter and am lead to room. Once inside I ask what ladies name is and she says Lisa. She's in her 50's and not at all what I came for. She ask for house fee, I pay.

Than this is when it got wierd, I ask her if Amy or Michelle is working and she tenses up and all of the sudden starts speaking much worse English "meh noe anglish". So I'm like ok, you know how to ask for money and made a little comment about my shirt but now she's just refusing to communicate about staff WTF? I mean even if she spoke 0% English, its a fuckin name. Amy, Michelle. Yes or no? Its like asking some drop out american who kim jung un is, they don't need to know Korean to know hes the rocket man. Anyways, she acts like she doesn't understand what Michelle or Amy mean and at this point I'm a little bothered because I feel like she's just BSing and I just want to get my pole wet with her daughter or Michelle.

Either 1) she requires you to bang her first to became "verified" before gaining access to younger staff or 2) she's trying to get some tips because Amy and Michelle are hogging all the guys. Whatever I couldn't figure it out so I say I'd like my money back to leave and she starts yelling before giving me my cash and some old white hair 6'2 Caucasian guy seems to rise out of a closet or some shit LOL and says "she said no!" I'm like WTF did this guy come from!? No to what? Was he insinuating I was trying to make a pass at gilfy and got told no haha please or maybe he was referring to my question about what days Michelle and Amy work but that's not even a yes or no question LOL I guess hes there "manager".

Maybe I should a just let her have some pole, so I could have a chance at the rest of there line up. Has anyone else had issue with getting past cock blocker Lisa to request Amy? Whats the best way to go about asking or getting Amy or Michelle with a mamasan acting like she doesn't even understand their names? I tried calling and get a similar "No Amy, no English" response. Sigh. Well, at least a got more cash to go towards epic kgirl Rose at Kangels.

Boink.

Are. You talking about the lavender on Westlake ave? Not on Jackson street.