Massage Parlor Reports

[Ryan1979]

I'm giddy from a session I just had at Flanders. New Japanese girl. Cute, young and fun. Her name sounds like Yokali.

[SnowGuy07]

Anyone ever check out CEO spa? Saw an ad and am extremely tempted LOL.

[Zehe123]

I'm extremely jealous! I've had providers hold their pinky fingers up to my cock and laugh. One who had just had a baby told me he had a bigger dick than me. Once a provider even called in the other girls so they could see how small it is and they all were shocked. I had to stop going to a favorite place because they started calling me by a nickname that I'm pretty sure translated to "toothpick" and giggling every time I came in.

Wouldn't you rather know how good the provider looks?

[Zehe123]

I'm extremely jealous! I've had providers hold their pinky fingers up to my cock and laugh. One who had just had a baby told me he had a bigger dick than me. Once a provider even called in the other girls so they could see how small it is and they all were shocked. I had to stop going to a favorite place because they started calling me by a nickname that I'm pretty sure translated to "toothpick" and giggling every time I came in.

What favorite place was this?

[Tub And Rug]

You're either extremely jealous or having fantasies.

I'm extremely jealous! I've had providers hold their pinky fingers up to my cock and laugh. One who had just had a baby told me he had a bigger dick than me. Once a provider even called in the other girls so they could see how small it is and they all were shocked. I had to stop going to a favorite place because they started calling me by a nickname that I'm pretty sure translated to "toothpick" and giggling every time I came in.

[TJ Dog]

The same two ladies still work there?

Based on my last visit, no. Looked like an all new crew and the experience was strictly meh.

[EH09M3]

Wow your cock must be enormous! These women have seen thousands of them and are blown away by yours! Have you ever measured it? Is it 12 inches? 14 inches? Even bigger?

You're either extremely jealous or having fantasies.

[MikeHall]

Heh, no I'm John Holmes.

Should've read "I'm no John Holmes".

[MikeHall]

Wow your cock must be enormous! These women have seen thousands of them and are blown away by yours! Have you ever measured it? Is it 12 inches? 14 inches? Even bigger?

Heh, no I'm John Holmes. The length is a good size (two handfulls) but they keep telling me they're impressed by the girth. A blessing and a curse, as your average chick digs it but the pros don't want to get loosened up / hurt. As I say, several providers refused FS after seeing Little Mikey angry.

[JonnySpain]

Decided to roll the dice and check this place out as I had time to kill. Couldn't remember the reports specifically but remembered that there was activity at this place. I paid $50 for the half hour and drew Candy. Older woman but figured. Whatever, already here. Her massage was pathetic at best. Think she was falling asleep as I kept hearing her yawn. After playing with my package for a few minutes she asked if I wanted everything for 160. I laughed and said no thank you. Then she asked about a BJ for 120 or HJ for 60. In a weak moment I offered 120 for everything and she to my total surprise said no and would not budge. I told her there was no way I would pay more than that and that she could just continue the massage if that wasn't good enough. She didn't respond and about 22 minutes into the 30 minutes she said all done goodbye. Normally for a massage I would tip something but that was just horrible and I just walked out. The receptionist could tell I wasn't happy and asked if anything was wrong and I just kept walking out the door. Definitely won't go back there and just wanted to save anybody else the trouble in case this is consistent with their service.

Somehow I missed this review and made the mistake of visiting recently. No one answered after a few rings and I walked back to my car. But I was determined to get a massage so I walked back in a few minutes later and tried again. I was finally greeted by a middle aged woman in a snug though not flattering miniskirt who instead of bringing me back gave me a business card of another MP and encouraged me to go there. I guess I won't be back!

[JonnySpain]

I drove by the Spa Formerly Known as GW in CM and noticed a new name above: Fountain Spa. Looks like the website is the same other than the name. I assume the same would be true of the inside but wanted to ask if anyone could confirm. Thanks!

[Tub And Rug]

After admiring Little Mikey's size...

We initially tried CG position, but because of Little Mikey's size, that wasn't working for her, so I switched to mish with her on the table and me standing. Even so, I had to take it easy on her...

After cleaning me up, she said she told the other providers about Little Mikey's size. Great, another place which is going to charge me a premium for FS if they offer it at all...

On the flip I had to laugh because she said, "You ever hurt anyone with that thing?"

She finished the hour by doing scalp massage and afterwards compared Little Mikey to her forearm (I like when they do that, too.)

Wow your cock must be enormous! These women have seen thousands of them and are blown away by yours! Have you ever measured it? Is it 12 inches? 14 inches? Even bigger?

[Lovable]

Down this thread is her link in rub ratings under the name Akemi. Not adept at copying the link but easy to find. I believe she's in Mission Valley now. I agree she makes you feel special and I was sure to let her know the scaring didn't matter a bit as I kissed and licked every square inch of her I could. I'm sure that made her even more eager to please all the way to playing in the shower at the end. Yeah I'm going to have to see her again soon. Too many women too little cash. LOL.

Good news is YamYam is back, https://sandiego.rubratings.com/158519..

Not so good news, looks like her prices have gone up quite a bit.

[RChangDatyKing]

Not sure if the same thing would have worked for you, but this has happened to me once or twice. I immediately get up, politely thank her and say I will leave and return when the "manager" can confirm an appointment for me with the provider I have chosen. In every case, they have found a way to make it work. Usually, they do something to save face like asking me to relax on the table and wait for a few minutes or something so they can try to rearrange their schedule. In nearly every one of these cases, I think they are trying to spread sessions evenly among the providers and there is actually no other customer, or it is a flat-out bait and switch, but either way, I do not want to be the one who settles for less. The reality is that they will almost always find some way to accommodate you if they think you will walk out.

It happened once. I went to a shop I hadn't been before. I was there right when they were opening. There were two girls in the shop at the time and I picked the cutest of the two. 10 minutes into the massage I get a knock on the door and the manager comes in and told me someone had called the night before and made an appointment with my masseuse and asked if someone else can give me the massage. They brought in the other masseuse and I told them I can come back another time. The manager and the masseuse stepped out and my original masseuse came back to finish my massage. Yes, they were able to arranged for me to keep my masseuse.

In this instance I believed they were telling me the truth because when I walked in Amy told me only she and Bella were available. The manager who answered the phone is not onsite when I called to inquire if they have a young masseuse. Amy could have started the massage without asking if I had called about a young masseuse and later gave me the option for Bella. Before Amy came back to tell me Bella had an appointment I heard the front door opened. This is why I don't think this was an instance of bait and switch. Yes, I could have left and come back when Bella was available, but I was already comfortable on the heated table.

After the mediocre massage with Amy, I wished I had left and come back.

[PocoPene]

If you show and the girl is different than the one pictured the massage is free.

So you tell whoever is there "I'm here for a free massage"? I can't imagine that going well. If anyone tries let us know.