Massage Parlor Reports

[LocaLoppa]

Mahalos to taking one for the boys. I was going fuk her, but went fun Gia instead. Even with slim pickings, still get some good service out there. Obviously not this one.

I wrote a quick note in the spinner thread, but easy to miss so. I'll add it here 40's, soft korean spinner long hair pics are her in ad I think. No kissing, covered everything, can't take any pounding, like annoyingly low tolerance for any penitration. Fuk no won't repeat. One positive, didn't rush me out and did an OK massage for the remainder of the time. Maybe 45 min total.

[HiPickle]

I wrote a quick note in the spinner thread, but easy to miss so. I'll add it here 40's, soft korean spinner long hair pics are her in ad I think. No kissing, covered everything, can't take any pounding, like annoyingly low tolerance for any penitration. Fuk no won't repeat. One positive, didn't rush me out and did an OK massage for the remainder of the time. Maybe 45 min total.

[Super Guy]

Alright so we have two consecutive mega lame reviews for 211. Sup l have a question: did she have only one tattoo, a flower thing on her stomach? I'm not sure if that's what it was bc it was dark. If so that one is also going by Lily and had the same MO. I forgot to report more lame service and attitude. Here's a couple. One. She tells me I can't touch her nani. What?? Two. She's telling me in HJ mode that she can't lick my nip at the same time but if I wanted to HJ myself she would. WTF Helllooo? Another identifying thing was she had a pink nighty on. I guess the good reviews were self written or done by lapdogs or the management.

DB.

I'm still trying to figure out how to reply and stuff to this thread. I'm guessing you can only reply with quote?

Yes! As a matter of fact, I do remember a small tattoo on the lower side of her stomach. Like you said, it was dark so I couldn't really make out what it was. That's even more disappointing since I asked if she was Aya, and she said she was. Also, I forgot to put in previous post that standard damage and she had the nerve to ask for more tip. I just said that's all I got. She was wearing an orange pinkish nightgown when I got there.

[DeepBlues]

Long time lurker, but thought I'd contribute for a change. I TOFTT with Aya since her reviews have been great lately. Sad to say that the reviews were all fluff. Typical Chinese Connection operation. Get in there and she collects house fee up front. I gave her $100 and said to use the rest for later. She's decent looking, but I would say she's in her late 30's early 40's. Started off with a lame massage for about 5 min, then asked to flip. That wasn't too bad since that's not what I was there for anyway. Then started a CBJ that was decent. I would've liked it to be longer and slower, but then the rushing began. She repeatedly asked you ready? Finally, I said ok. She climbed on top for some CCG, then not even a minute later, she wants to switch to DS then asked if I wanted to get on top. That whole process took about 5-10 more minutes, the whole time she's putting on a show and telling me to hurry. Finally, I said it's not going to happen and asked her for a HJ / BJ. It was 99% HJ with a couple licks in the beginning. By this time I was irritated, so I knew it would take some time. Blew around the 30 min mark from arriving. She then asked if I wanted a shower. I said I'd like a massage for a little bit, so she proceeded to give another 5 minute lame massage then said ok that it. I was in and out in under 45 min including shower before and after and parking. Definitely would not repeat.

Sup.

Alright so we have two consecutive mega lame reviews for 211. Sup l have a question: did she have only one tattoo, a flower thing on her stomach? I'm not sure if that's what it was bc it was dark. If so that one is also going by Lily and had the same MO. I forgot to report more lame service and attitude. Here's a couple. One. She tells me I can't touch her nani. What?? Two. She's telling me in HJ mode that she can't lick my nip at the same time but if I wanted to HJ myself she would. WTF Helllooo? Another identifying thing was she had a pink nighty on. I guess the good reviews were self written or done by lapdogs or the management.

DB.

[Super Guy]

Long time lurker, but thought I'd contribute for a change. I TOFTT with Aya since her reviews have been great lately. Sad to say that the reviews were all fluff. Typical Chinese Connection operation. Get in there and she collects house fee up front. I gave her $100 and said to use the rest for later. She's decent looking, but I would say she's in her late 30's early 40's. Started off with a lame massage for about 5 min, then asked to flip. That wasn't too bad since that's not what I was there for anyway. Then started a CBJ that was decent. I would've liked it to be longer and slower, but then the rushing began. She repeatedly asked you ready? Finally, I said ok. She climbed on top for some CCG, then not even a minute later, she wants to switch to DS then asked if I wanted to get on top. That whole process took about 5-10 more minutes, the whole time she's putting on a show and telling me to hurry. Finally, I said it's not going to happen and asked her for a HJ / BJ. It was 99% HJ with a couple licks in the beginning. By this time I was irritated, so I knew it would take some time. Blew around the 30 min mark from arriving. She then asked if I wanted a shower. I said I'd like a massage for a little bit, so she proceeded to give another 5 minute lame massage then said ok that it. I was in and out in under 45 min including shower before and after and parking. Definitely would not repeat.

Sup.

[Lick YourClit]

Look like I'm going to have to take a break and wait to the good ones return.

[BlueCloud]

Thank you for the warning. Sounds like you got a raw deal. Been luck not to get that kind of provider. Hate it when they answer phone or text during MY time.

[BlueCloud]

Thank you for the warning. Sounds like you got a raw deal. Been luck not to get that kind of provider. Hate it when they answer phone or text during MY time.

[DeepBlues]

Which AMP is this place so we can avoid?

Cc 211. There was more to it too. I only asked for two positions, CG and DS, and after I asked (again very polite) to go back to other position bc her CG sucked so bad, she says "you rearry difficult, oh man". I think Linna or Linda should set me up for free with an actual 20-something who doesn't have 3 appts booked in the same hr. Either she bit a hole in the cover or the dry insert caused a tear in it. Either way she should never have treated me like that. (And she put her tourniquet cover on me that was as thick as a dishwashing glove.) She was complaining about everything possible from the potential of pregnancy, to having to maintenance her box, to the next customers enjoyment and safety, to infection (lm clean and not the one doing 10 ppl / day. This is a treat for me once in awhile) I was looking for a different Lily, the relatively new one who's been reviewing well, and had been steered to Linda / linna in a PM with cell number. I treat these girls so good and didn't deserve this bs. Johnny feel free to PM me with a young spinner. Mahalo. DB.

[Johnny14]

I call Linnas number and ask for Lily. Yea honey we ready. . Negatives: shit attitude, rush, catchers mitt nani, and hot garbage breath. Repeat? Never. Linna owes me. Bigtime.

Which AMP is this place so we can avoid?

[DeepBlues]

I call Linnas number and ask for Lily. Yea honey we ready. Older than advert opens door I go in, and 2 minutes later knock on door. She double booked and the guy is pissed. Understand l have coughed up the full amount and just given Linna a nice new bottle of sake as a gift to insure VIPstatus. 8:30 appt is now 8:37. I say no rush, right? No baby no rush. You so handsome lie down l massage you. So-so massage goes til 8:45, and all during she is texting. I say wow I just got here before it got busy. She giggles and says you fuk me now ok? She gets out the little thick asian cover and l go no l have mine, a durex that looks like a half dollar compared with a nickel next to hers. Can't feel shite with those anyway and they bruise a ring around herman. So she puts mine on me and gives some toothy head, with the you so beeg lines. You fuk me now baby. I politely ask for DS oh no honey you too beeg fo doggy get on top. I reach down to open her lips and it's as dry and rough as an oldmans elbow. I ask her for lube, and she put this tiny dab on her nani. Ok, I tried. So I push in. Ohhhh honey I love your dick, and begins to cream like mad after a few strokes. I'm at it for 3-4 minutes, tops, her phone rings. She picks up and talks to the guy! Makes her 10 am appt! At this point lm like WTF, lm doing the work and most of the time it's been interrupted. She hangs up and l ask for CG. Ok baby. I hop off and she yelps oh no you condo break, and spent the rest of the appointment whining, which one hundred percent killed my boner. I'm trying to get interested again but her nonstop shrill fussing made it almost completely impossible. She pops me in HJ at precisely 9:10, looking up at the clock every 30 seconds (you were probably wondering how l knew the time during appt), further making this even more lame. Rushes me out the door and apologized just before shutting it. Positives: nice firm titties and nips. Negatives: shit attitude, rush, catchers mitt nani, and hot garbage breath. Repeat? Never. Linna owes me. Bigtime.

[Honolulu1]

Pink, yeah she pretty much is massage with HE, some gals do massage with FS there but I concur, best to just get a massage and go to an AMP if you want FS. Place is hit and miss with upsell, just be straight up with them so you don't get disappointed.

Always Hunting.

Hono1.

Check out Massage with HE report #589. HJ with roaming only. Pretty much the same with all Thai places, no FS no matter how provocative the pictures they use.

Sorry I don't know how to reference a report and place it into another thread, LOL.

[Johnny14]

I figured as much. Blah, had to ask though always get my hopes up, then back to reality.

Of all the Thai places I've visited, regardless of how much cleavage or skin showing, the most you'll get is a ripoff hand job for $140 plus massage. No FS, for $60 more, may as well go AMP. I just go for the massage $60 hour, then go AMP.

[HiPickle]

Check out Massage with HE report #589. HJ with roaming only. Pretty much the same with all Thai places, no FS no matter how provocative the pictures they use.

Sorry I don't know how to reference a report and place it into another thread, LOL.

I figured as much. Blah, had to ask though always get my hopes up, then back to reality.

[Museki]

Searching every where for info on the spinner pink in this ad. FS? Any info, love the look.

https://cityxguide.co/body-rubs/dais...l-bbw-12699817

Check out Massage with HE report #589. HJ with roaming only. Pretty much the same with all Thai places, no FS no matter how provocative the pictures they use.

Sorry I don't know how to reference a report and place it into another thread, LOL.