Massage Parlor Reports

[Boinkr]

I've noticed a few people asking about eastside parlors, so here goes. I wasnt going to post a review but its just too funny of a story and I got time.

I've been scouting all the AMP and aamp in kirkland area and everything seems to be average at best. Suprising, because I heard kirkland use to have FS aamps and even kgirls a few years back but I digress.

After exhasting ever last kirkland AMP, I came across Myrna Massage on rubmaps and decide to check it out late one night. The place is pretty much a house that been converted to AMP. There like 4-5 cars parked in the back (one with a man just waiting). I take as a good sign there could be a deep line up and proceed, only to see eviction papers all over the doors and cease to operate signs. I also see they changed the name to "Avanny beauty and Massage". I knock and ring but no answer but theres def people inside.

Couple days later I call and ask if they do line ups and have pretty ladies or some shit like that and the lady throws a fit about this being a respectable establishment and its only massage, etc. I'm not really buying it. So I wait a week and call again this time just getting to the point of setting up an appointment. The owner agrees and I go in blind to see what awaits. She's tells me to park across the street and come in though the back door as she doesn't currently have a license to operate and isn't suppose to be seen with customers (odd since her lt was full that night but whatever). I do and all the cease operations city papers are still on the doors. Vietnamese mamasan (don't remember her name, was like a month ago) opens the door invites me in. As she guides me to shower (which she offered to join) I see she has a crookpot cooking in one of the massage rooms LOL it becomes apparent she's living there. I asked if anyone else worked there, she says negative. So I get down to menu options just for my knowledge. I offer 2. 0 for BBFS she agrees, so I push it to include bb greek and rough roleplay. She agrees (after the whole respectable establishment speech) LOL the problem for me was she was well in her 50's, pudgy tummy, short blond buzz cut LOL, and not any noticable redeeming assets imo. So I make up a stupid excuse to bounce. Poor lady has to be desperate for cash to pay the city I'm guessing. She's welling to do just about anything it seems. And all though she's not mycup of tea I know some gents out there like deep bb menu options over youthfulness which is why I'm sharing. Plus, whenever its just too adults locked in a private house with full privacy is always a plus in my book she didn't seem to care about time either (if only she was 30 years younger LOL). Fill her up boys or run. Run far far away depending on your taste haha.

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P.S. Was going to post door pic with number but noticed its probably against rules. Just look up Myrna Massage on rubmaps Kirkland for address (new phone number is on the front door).

[Rumb28]

I went to Jings again last week. This time I got "Coco" I swear there's a Coco at every single AMP. This one was sort pudgy but nice enough.

I asked about FS and it wasn't on the menu. Still decent massage and good overall for just R & T.

I have been going to Jings for years. FS or BJ's have never been on the table. Lots and lots of reviews on this. I go because I almost always get a decent to really good massage and a tug. That's it. Usually OTC and every once in a while UTC and / or boobs out.

[Jonderin]

I went to Jings again last week. This time I got "Coco" I swear there's a Coco at every single AMP. This one was sort pudgy but nice enough.

I asked about FS and it wasn't on the menu. Still decent massage and good overall for just R & T.

[Jonderin]

I have visited ALL of the AMPs on Jackson Street between 12th Ave and all the way up the hill to the place between 16th & 17th Ave that has no name and the 2 providers that I asked for the name of the place couldn't tell me what it was called.

I have yet to be "massaged" by anyone under the age of 35 and most were a good bit north of that. Now, there is a 25-year old at Lavender, but I haven't had the pleasure of being a customer of hers.

Word has it that Sunshine, just around the corner on Rainier Ave S from the row of Jackson AMPs along the 1200 block, has far younger providers, but there is no pretense of massage and it is a 30-minute max for around $200. If I was interested in that, I would just find an escort.

If I see another young thang providing massages in the Intl District, I'll certainly post.

They're not that young at Sunshine either, and they are more expensive. Walking by that main street to get to the entrance isn't fun. The place has small, freezing cold rooms. The one I saw was just meh, bulkier build than I like, middle aged. After 5 minutes of a terrible massage with no sensuality, she discussed upgrades. Everything was more expensive than I'd usually pay, and I wasn't really into it anyways. No connection with her.

I didn't go for any upgrades and just finished the massage. Which only lasted about another 5 minutes. Waste of time.

[SayOcean]

Hey does anybody have any reviews on Ever Green Spa (https://seattle.rubratings.com/143753) and Jing's Massage? I know those pictures aren't the girls at Evergreen but was curious as they had a rubratings.

[RockChalk]

Anyone got a recommendation for a spot in I'd that has relatively younger providers? Or any go tos in that area?

I have visited ALL of the AMPs on Jackson Street between 12th Ave and all the way up the hill to the place between 16th & 17th Ave that has no name and the 2 providers that I asked for the name of the place couldn't tell me what it was called.

I have yet to be "massaged" by anyone under the age of 35 and most were a good bit north of that. Now, there is a 25-year old at Lavender, but I haven't had the pleasure of being a customer of hers.

Word has it that Sunshine, just around the corner on Rainier Ave S from the row of Jackson AMPs along the 1200 block, has far younger providers, but there is no pretense of massage and it is a 30-minute max for around $200. If I was interested in that, I would just find an escort.

If I see another young thang providing massages in the Intl District, I'll certainly post.

Rock Chalk.

[JamesSt8]

Just moved to the Eastside and wondering if anyone had any Bellevue or Redmond recommendations. Anything for those of us on the other side of the pond would be appreciated.

[Businessman69]

Anyone got a recommendation for a spot in I'd that has relatively younger providers? Or any go tos in that area?

[BlueOrigin]

Sorry about that! Lavender is just down from Seattle Foot & Body Massage, heading away from 12th Avenue.

Went there today, they have a board out now, hard to miss. All the activity here increased the customer rush I was told to come back later.

[Big River]

Hope the attention doesn't increase the wait! Any info on the new girl? Never seen her there.

The new girl is Michelle She is 25 Gorgeous body very self-conscious of her belly.

I was offered full service For 2 went with the full naked hand finish. No problem with lots of Roming and a little kisses on her body The massage was ok nothing special.

[RockChalk]

On Google maps pics, Seattle Foot & Body is at 1220 A. It's clear on their window. So Lavender is 2 doors east?

-LCB.

Sorry about that! Lavender is just down from Seattle Foot & Body Massage, heading away from 12th Avenue.

[SeaTownDave]

Hope the attention doesn't increase the wait! Any info on the new girl? Never seen her there.

[LCB]

On Google maps pics, Seattle Foot & Body is at 1220 A. It's clear on their window. So Lavender is 2 doors east?

-LCB.

Sorry about full inbox, folks! I deleted a bunch, so should be able to receive messages now.

Lavender Spa, home of Amy & Lisa, the Mother / Daugter Duo (but not together!) is located in the International District at 1220 A Jackson Street, one block from 12th Avenue, across the street from the Beauty School. It is 2 doors down from Seattle Foot & Massage (going away from 12th Ave).

Lavender has been open for less than a year and is kind of UTR from a Rub Maps review standpoint.

[RockChalk]

Both Amy and Lisa sound fantastic, but I'm having a hard time determining where exactly this place is along Jackson St. Is it near 12th, by Lena's Seattle Foot & Body Massage, or is it further west? Thanks for pointing me in the right direction.

And RockChalk, this won't be the first time you've hooked me up with an excellent AMP. Kinda feels like I owe you one.

Sorry about full inbox, folks! I deleted a bunch, so should be able to receive messages now.

Lavender Spa, home of Amy & Lisa, the Mother / Daugter Duo (but not together!) is located in the International District at 1220 A Jackson Street, one block from 12th Avenue, across the street from the Beauty School. It is 2 doors down from Seattle Foot & Massage (going away from 12th Ave).

Lavender has been open for less than a year and is kind of UTR from a Rub Maps review standpoint.

[AlwaysSunny007]

Has any every seen Ginalovely on tna, I heard she is very ysmmv could pm me with info thanks.

The first pic on her ad is not her- the one that looks like it's higher quality with her in a apron.

Don't trust all the raving reviews on TNA. YMMV but the following was my experience:

-Agreed to an hour. When I showed up said I asked for 30 m.

-After I laid on the towel I asked if she had changed it. Said she had not and it "isn't that bad it's just oil. " (spoiler alert, it's also cum).

-Up sold me on fake nuru. Just oil with a body slide.

-Lives with a bunch of other people and told me not to tell.

-Does FS and told me not to tell. +$100.

-Told me I need to cum fast and reminded me multiple times to hurry up.