Escort Reports

[ImNotKevin]

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...cago/42494614/

Rarely do I or would I ever go so far as to bash a girl. This girl is one of the top 3 worst experiences I HAVE EVER HAD in this hobby.

Let me list her qualities. Short almost midget status. Grumpy. Irritated. Almost dictatorial in the way she commands you to do "get on the bed" "get comfortable". Lies that she will do BBBJ over text to bait you over. Unenthusiastic. Terribly scarred all over her stomach chest and torso. Not nearly as airbrushed as her pictures. Small flabby butt cheeks.

She comes off as if she is doing you a favor. Will say "I only do missionary". Has a horribly swollen and fishy smelling vagina. Will keep going on about "not wanting to catch something" so you have to keep your hands OFF of her.

I didn't even bother trying to do the deed. 1 minute into a lackluster and zero effort angry faced CBJ I said I was ready. She laid down and I was so disgusted I just left. Once I started getting dressed she tries to have a conversation with me about the weather.

The only good things I can say is she has nice tits and the incall location is awesome.

Don't go see her. Blacklist her. It is not worth your time. I repeat. NOT WORTH ANYBODYS TIME.

If her ad disappears. She has videos posted on EB and comments saying "what happened to her stomach?" She is blond.

[CityRat]

https://tryst.link/escort/allie

Has anyone seen this Allie?

Anyone else seen her?

[John N]

I'll be in Chicago next week & always on the lookout for a UTR girl. Can you pass along her contact info? Much appreciated.

I'd like to get Cierra's info too. Please PM me.

[RomeoPapa22]

https://escortbabylon.net/comments_l...167b07f458b70e

Saw this girl. All I can say is STAY AWAY. She will offer you GFE, but when is time to go down, she would not even let you touch her there. Her place smells like a crack house and her rushed service is just plain awful.

BTW, her boyfriend / pimp will be waiting outside in a black sedan, so be careful if you decide to visit her.

[Hard211]

4 bills? Seems very high to me.

She has a husband also. First time actually paying for it in the States. What kind of trouble can I expect?

[DrakulaShark]

I have seen others post about Alena from mce doing her own thing. Found her website which is www.alenachicago.com and set up a meeting for tomorrow for 90 minutes. Really excited because she was one of my ATL at mce. If this is her and all goes well I will report back.

[Sagka]

As anyone seen Kelly (2297850903) https://escortindex.com/ad/kc/229-785-0903/1/842985.

SHe is in town in Schaumburg just curious on if she is legit, thinking of seeing her tomorrow.

[RedHotGuy]

Interested in the reviews and thoughts of this girl. Detective tips would help and are appreciated I know this forum has humor and wisdom from previous readings on here.

https://escortbabylon.net/posts_view...397/8722100015

4 bills? Seems very high to me.

[RedHotGuy]

I've seen Cierra twice (and will again).

She's great. If you treat her right, she will more than reciprocate.

A warning: she has a life beyond this. Don't call her thinking that, like the listcrawler girls, she doesn't want to hear from you until you're ready right then. You'll often have to schedule something farther out.

I'll be in Chicago next week & always on the lookout for a UTR girl. Can you pass along her contact info? Much appreciated.

[ApplePiePussy]

Sure there's a risk. But isn't BBFSCIP with a totally gorgeous girl the ultimate unicorn experience every guy on this board is looking for?

Yes it is. Which is why we all need to be getting tested twice a year. It's easy to do these days and insurance covers at least one of the two sessions.

[Oramo]

Sure there's a risk. But isn't BBFSCIP with a totally gorgeous girl the ultimate unicorn experience every guy on this board is looking for?

That's why we are married. Could not get off the Unicorn.

[DWill]

Sure there's a risk. But isn't BBFSCIP with a totally gorgeous girl the ultimate unicorn experience every guy on this board is looking for?

Ron,

I have to say your are correct sir. I have rarely done BB but the other night I was thinking with the little head. Called a girl that I've been talking with for some time yes she's on SA but her pics are unbelievable but I took the chance on someone recommendation from here. But again I got the recommendation about 6 months ago and never dove in. Finally found the time oddly enough it 2 am and I text her just to see if she would answer she did. I pick her up we get a notel. She is everything her pics show and more. Sexy as hell. I mean 10/10. Hell 20/20. Great body lovely personality the whole package. She ask me if I wanted GFE. I'll be honest I've never really cared or asked about GFE in the past but if this was the version of GFE you get then dammit sign me up everytime. We did it all including Russian, BBBJ, bbcim and bbcip, Cg, mosh. You name it. Didn't watch time as we spent over an hr past our time. She was unreal and although she's on SA I don't feel the need to share names here. Would share with my close senior buddies though offline. What a night.

[Lukkylou]

This is Julia. Julia is a cock sucker. That's all she does, no FS available (and no FS needed). She told me she's been doing this for 4 months. Before that, she was sucking cock for fun, and decided to make a career of it. And oh my god, can she suck a cock. Her pictures are real, and what she offers in her add is 100% accurate. It was the best BBBJ I've ever had. I intended to cum on her face, but I couldn't stop fucking her throat. As I came down her throat, she gagged and some of it blew out her nose (r / angrydragon).

If throat fucking's not your thing (then what's wrong with you) that's cool too. The blowjob itself before the throat fucking was out of this world. I don't know if my dick's ever been that hard before. She said she's a bit picky with who she meets, and that she gets a lot of flakes. I told her about this site, and she asked if they had reviews of mongers or just providers. I told her they don't review mongers, but they have senior members which should be a good indicator that someone is at least real and not just someone who gets their kicks from calling and flaking out. So if you're a senior member, it probably would help to mention that when you contact her.

Damage is $100 for HH.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...cago/42396978/

Edit: Adding last 4 of her phone number because her ad doesn't have her name, so this may help with future search functionality: 1149

Thanks for the explicit info, but goddamn is she fucking ugly! I'd have to be blind or be a pitch black room to keep my boner LOL! Also, 100 bucks??

[Jason750]

Anyone seen busty Paris g? Keep seeing her pop up and her titties have me in a daze. Anyone seen her?

[Ron M]

BBFS in this hobby can never be considered safe.

Sure there's a risk. But isn't BBFSCIP with a totally gorgeous girl the ultimate unicorn experience every guy on this board is looking for?