Massage Parlor Reports

[TheBigA1]

Total damage?

$220/ hr for jacuzzi + $100 tip for the upgrade.

I did not inquire but have read elsewhere that FS is not on the menu.

[Lukkylou]

Had a recent dream of Jenny, who is a doll. Lots of ink, and a nice body on a petite girl. Very pretty face that reminded me of Katie Holmes.

Requested a Jacuzzi appointment and she had the tub full and ready to go when I arrived. I took a quick shower and then we hopped in the tub. After some light touching, rubbing, and kissing (no tongue), I asked to go down on her. She asked how much I would tip and I told her I had an extra 100, so she climbed up and sat on the side of the tub so I could access her shaved pussy.

We then got out of the tub and after drying off, adjourned to the bed. She said she preferred to do CBJ because she doesn't like the taste of cum. After promising not to CIM, she agreed to a combo BBBJ / HJ while I continued to eat her pussy. She did not allow FIV and really didn't like to have her pussy touched, but had no problem when I stuck my finger in her ass. Go figure.

We both climaxed and after another shower, I dressed and left happy. On the way out she told me that "I ate her pussy so good. " I laughed and told her I have had years of practice.

Checked our Victoria and Claire on my way out and may. EDR to see them soon.

Total damage?

[TheBigA1]

Had a recent dream of Jenny, who is a doll. Lots of ink, and a nice body on a petite girl. Very pretty face that reminded me of Katie Holmes.

Requested a Jacuzzi appointment and she had the tub full and ready to go when I arrived. I took a quick shower and then we hopped in the tub. After some light touching, rubbing, and kissing (no tongue), I asked to go down on her. She asked how much I would tip and I told her I had an extra 100, so she climbed up and sat on the side of the tub so I could access her shaved pussy.

We then got out of the tub and after drying off, adjourned to the bed. She said she preferred to do CBJ because she doesn't like the taste of cum. After promising not to CIM, she agreed to a combo BBBJ / HJ while I continued to eat her pussy. She did not allow FIV and really didn't like to have her pussy touched, but had no problem when I stuck my finger in her ass. Go figure.

We both climaxed and after another shower, I dressed and left happy. On the way out she told me that "I ate her pussy so good. " I laughed and told her I have had years of practice.

Checked our Victoria and Claire on my way out and may. EDR to see them soon.

[TheBigA1]

You have most reviews, so maybe you can help. Can you drop by and call from car or do you need to call in 1 hr prior?

Please pm for details.

You must set up an appointment. Light screening is required. The booker is very helpful and seems to prefer to use texts for communication. Once confirmed you will be given the address and asked to let them know when you arrive. Once they tell you the lady is ready, you can go in.

[Asphalt]

A couple of members responded when I asked for info about Chicago and I thank them. The locations were a bit farther away than I wanted to go so I opted to make a decision between a few closely grouped AMPs in Chinatown. There is a Mercy outfit at Wentworth and Cermak that looks like a real doctor's office with paper records of patients and everything. With that kind of formality I chose to keep walking and found two places side by side at Cermak and S. Archer. The one closest to Cermak had a cute woman, not too old, that seemed really enthusiastic so I dropped 60 bucks with her and went to the room. At first I wasn't too impressed with the massage but you know, it wasn't bad. She offered a handshake at the end of a full hour and I accepted but no roaming under the clothes. That turned me off so I ended the attempt, dressed and went right next door.

The lady there was cutting hair so I had to wait a few minutes. She's an older Chinese lady probably in her 50's and I thought was settling down for a pretty good experience, if not an attractive one. It wasn't long before a second lady came in and the first one left. She was older, even less attractive and talked to someone on the phone for a while and using only one hand for the massage. Despite all that her massage was deceptively good. By the time it was over my legs actually felt better. No fun though. She didn't take offense at my attempts to roam and remained friendly the whole time. Both she and the owner seemed surprised that I tipped anything at all but there was no bait and switch for a full hour of massage and I don't stiff anyone trying to make an honest living.

They offer 4 hands at the second place for 120 bucks. I'm not sure what that would be like with those two unattractive old ladies. Not a bad price for 4 hands though if all you want is a pro massage.

Next time, since I'm more familiar with the city now and how to move around it, I'll go the extra distance if I need to and take the recommendations.

[AngelBravo]

She seems TGTBT but the reviews on that site look legit.

https://chicago.rubratings.com/151990

As gorgeous as she is I'm certain some of you can provide a solid review.

Thanks.

[PenDog]

The one near the lake? Yeah I had a similar experience with the other J.

It is the clinic on Milwaukee.

[FinBar518]

I call ahead to make an appointment with Angelina, girl on the other line told Angelina not available only Jessica I said ok.

When to the building the concierge ask me for the code, call back and where giving a code, knock on the door oh my god this beautiful gal in a purplish dress open door mid 30's on the thick side. Once the treatment began I started to test the waters by touching her legs, she has strong legs. Going up and down until I feel her panties, massage on the prone side lasted like 15 minutes was asked to flip, once on the supine position she wastes no time pointing on to jr, I respond how much? She responds with body language lifting one finger I respond. 60 she said. 80 up on agreeing she stars with a gripe on jr and started to rapidly shaken it.

Massage technic was terrible, only lasted aver all 40 minutes shorted on time, I may go back just to see her titties happy new year all stay safe.

When I want a good massage with the a good tug at the end, I call my regular. I find it better to visit one of the 160 an hr Chinese places for FS. With AMPs charging more for the hour. Which isn't always an hour and the massage half assed- why not shell out the extra buck for a nice BBBJ or CBJ, FS, and bed time with a naked hottie?

[OrdLover]

How many of you MF'ers were at Harmony yesterday. The place was busy as hell. Couldn't even get a decent rub and the girl wouldn't let me get 2 shots off because of how busy it was.

The Norridge forum wasn't really active on that spa. And when the house fee is $80 that is pretty surprising.

[Starks]

How many of you MF'ers were at Harmony yesterday. The place was busy as hell. Couldn't even get a decent rub and the girl wouldn't let me get 2 shots off because of how busy it was.

[Jinurso]

Can you provide a link?

https://www.chicagolandmassage.net

[Elpatron]

I call ahead to make an appointment with Angelina, girl on the other line told Angelina not available only Jessica I said ok.

When to the building the concierge ask me for the code, call back and where giving a code, knock on the door oh my god this beautiful gal in a purplish dress open door mid 30's on the thick side. Once the treatment began I started to test the waters by touching her legs, she has strong legs. Going up and down until I feel her panties, massage on the prone side lasted like 15 minutes was asked to flip, once on the supine position she wastes no time pointing on to jr, I respond how much? She responds with body language lifting one finger I respond. 60 she said. 80 up on agreeing she stars with a gripe on jr and started to rapidly shaken it.

Massage technic was terrible, only lasted aver all 40 minutes shorted on time, I may go back just to see her titties happy new year all stay safe.

[Biliator]

A fellow monger introduced me to another Mercy satellite location, this one just west of Halsted on 36th. I saw Tammy there a couple times (not much to look at but sweet personality and gets the L1 job done. A few weeks ago she texted I should come try "the new girl". One could quibble with the term "girl" (mid 30's if I'm being generous), but attractive enough, with nice figure. She's now twice give me one of the best therapeutic / sensual massage combos I've ever had. I'm not clear on her name, but call ahead and ask for the new girl. She did tell me she used to work at Pink, in case that rings your bell. Happy new mongering year, lads!

[Asphalt]

I was planning to see Claire when I saw your review and almost changed my mind. But I decided to give it a go anyway and hope for the best. I'm glad I did it. I really liked her.

I saw Jenny for the first time when I was there, so if she's the bar, I can understand why someone might think Claire falls a little short by comparison. Jenny checks off all your little Lolita fantasy boxes, unnecessary braces and all. But I kinda dig the stripper-turned-MILF figure that Claire has. Nice boobs, thick thighs and strong legs.

She is super friendly and open and we bonded right away. Lots of laughing and talking. Good massage technique too. She uses that pro move of using her elbows to add to the pressure. She added some good teasing with gentle strokes of her long nails.

On the flip, we talked about the options. $100 for a BBBJ, with FS available for more. Thought I would start with the BBBJ and upgrade another day. Really good BJ. Nice and sloppy. Cock was a bubbly mess. Loved it. Only down side was no CIM. But I was ok with that. Came on her tits.

We laid down and chatted for the remaining time and started making out which I wasn't expecting but was really happy about. She's YMMV with that, she said. She called it more intimate for her than a BJ.

Hung out with her and Jenny for a bit after with some mutual flirting. Gives me some thoughts for next time!

Definitely one of the better times I've had at a massage place in a couple of years. I also have a feeling that there is a lot more available with Claire as we build on the chemistry. I'm actually thinking about going back today.

Can you provide a link?

[Jinurso]

I was planning to see Claire when I saw your review and almost changed my mind. But I decided to give it a go anyway and hope for the best. I'm glad I did it. I really liked her.

I saw Jenny for the first time when I was there, so if she's the bar, I can understand why someone might think Claire falls a little short by comparison. Jenny checks off all your little Lolita fantasy boxes, unnecessary braces and all. But I kinda dig the stripper-turned-MILF figure that Claire has. Nice boobs, thick thighs and strong legs.

She is super friendly and open and we bonded right away. Lots of laughing and talking. Good massage technique too. She uses that pro move of using her elbows to add to the pressure. She added some good teasing with gentle strokes of her long nails.

On the flip, we talked about the options. $100 for a BBBJ, with FS available for more. Thought I would start with the BBBJ and upgrade another day. Really good BJ. Nice and sloppy. Cock was a bubbly mess. Loved it. Only down side was no CIM. But I was ok with that. Came on her tits.

We laid down and chatted for the remaining time and started making out which I wasn't expecting but was really happy about. She's YMMV with that, she said. She called it more intimate for her than a BJ.

Hung out with her and Jenny for a bit after with some mutual flirting. Gives me some thoughts for next time!

Definitely one of the better times I've had at a massage place in a couple of years. I also have a feeling that there is a lot more available with Claire as we build on the chemistry. I'm actually thinking about going back today.

Dreamt I saw Claire recently.

Pics are real, but she is not as great looking in person. Natural nice DDs chest, but a flat flabby butt.

BBJ and CFS are on the menu for an upcharge. Problem is I wasnt interested in either as she didn't get me too excited. Smelled a little fishy down there which was a major red flag hard pass. I will certainly not repeat.

Got a glimpse of Maya otw out, and she looked much better.