Massage Parlor Reports

**EasyRider987** · 01-02-20 11:22

Originally Posted by FunNights69 [View Original Post]

Rtff dude. Plenty of reviews not even close to toftt.

Sorry, I am getting used to the search on these.

**CommonSteve666** · 01-02-20 11:12

Originally Posted by CarpetMunchr69 [View Original Post]

With all the FS AMPs closing over the past 18 months, I have broadened my area for having fun. If you need better descriptions on how to get to these places, PM me. I posted this in Lansing forum, but this might help guys who are leaning on venturing out.

Went to the ATM and got out 220; I was determined to get laid that day.

Went to Lansing Wellness on Holmes / Martin Luther King Blvd this past Saturday, needed a good massage but wanted to see how much fun I could have. It seems the reports out of this place are getting better, although I have only had an HJ and some mild OTC / UTC roaming w / pushback. I hate having to beg to get under the shirt, and hands in the pants.

Paid. 65 for the hour, did not get her name. Pleasant, borderline attractive chick in her 30's most likely. Massage was good, but not strong enough. Did not really work my front too much when I did flip and barely touched my feet. She went with the jackhammer technique on the flip and I kept telling her to slow down. The girl understood English throughout the massage but when the flip came, she played dumb and didn't listen TO MY NEEDS. I sound like a chick, I know! No UTC roaming and didn't like me going near her tits. She told me we had 5 minutes left after I struggled to cum with her jackhammer technique and I told her I could care less if I have 5 minutes left. It was 11:15 in the morning on a Saturday and I have been the only customer and not even another soul has knocked on the door. Don't tell me I'm almost done since you can't jerk off a guy properly. 5 minutes went by with her lackluster efforts, and I told her I'm done, after the 55-60 minute session, she played dumb and retreated to the front desk. I got dressed. I smiled as I walked towards the door and as I was about to open the door, she asked about the tip. I told her she doesn't get a tip after she played dumb and did a half ass effort on the jerking me off and she was a prude and didn't let me see nor barely touch her little B cups. I was surprised she didn't follow me out the door, or got her manager.

I was still determined to lay some pipe in an AMP.

So. I did what I said I would never do. And go across the street to Lansing Accupressure. This place has a bad rep on the boards for being a dingy dump that has eyes on it from LEO. I drove by it, looking and nothing seemed weird. There are no cars there, so the lady or ladies probably just live there like they did at M1 in Detroit, in sleeping bags- no joke!

Got to give you credit for going through with this one.

**FunNights69** · 01-02-20 10:27

Originally Posted by EasyRider987 [View Original Post]

Could someone, please give me some info on Faith as she looks pretty good and I would be willing to TOFTT.

https://detroit.craigslist.org/mcb/b...046466264.html

Rtff dude. Plenty of reviews not even close to toftt.

**Darko9** · 01-02-20 09:17

Originally Posted by EasyRider987 [View Original Post]

Could someone, please give me some info on Faith as she looks pretty good and I would be willing to TOFTT.

https://detroit.craigslist.org/mcb/b...046466264.html

She's been reviewed quite a bit all you have to do is dig around, not sure if it's really considered TOFTT at this point.

**ChrisDetroitMi** · 01-02-20 02:48

Originally Posted by Golfnut1913 [View Original Post]

She has moved to Portland, Oregon and is no longer in Michigan, unless she has recently moved back.

Yes this is the same marilyn, I heard she was recently in town visiting but can not confirm. Yes she loved her cream pies and others stated I can confirm that LOL. Don't have time right now but will share some stories soon! Happy New Years to all!

**SuperJason2** · 01-02-20 01:51

Originally Posted by HughJorganJk [View Original Post]

Don't know if this place has been reviewed yet so here it goes. It's not my regular spot but I happened to be out in the 14/ Ryan area with a few hours to kill. I was greeted by a gorgeous young AF and was praying I'd draw her straw. Unfortunately she had another customer, which made me wonder why she was greeting me in the first place and not tending to her client. Anyways, she told me it would be about 15 minutes, showed me to a room and told me to undress. The place looked and smelled brand new and was meticulously clean and because she was so attractive, I figured I was in for a no-frills massage. Fifteen minutes later, the door opens and I lift my head hoping to see my greeter, but no such luck. My "girl" was in her 40's and was maybe a 5 in the dark but she had a great set of tubes on her. She starts the massage with the towel still covering my back and ass and I figured it was just an intro. Ten minutes later I had to tell her to remove the towel because I was hotter than shit. She takes it off and kind of giggles before resuming the massage only this time she made several passes down the old ass crack and I knew I was golden. First an ankle touch, then the thigh and I was home free. Decent handshake and she let me nibble on the girls. She was really into it and when I reached down, her legs immediately opened. Very tight, very wet, and she finished before I did. It was. 7 for the hr and she seemed happy with the. 3 I gave her. I'd definitely repeat and try to get the original door greeter. I wouldn't repeat for the girl I had but that's just because she was a high 4, low 5 at best.

Saw two 20+ girls. One named Lucy. She massaged me for about 15 min, then Mary, a 40+ there for only 10 days, replaced her. No teasing. At the end, I touched her butt, no resistance, but nothing was offered. Did not see the one with great set of tubes, though. Maybe she has left.

**EasyRider987** · 01-01-20 21:51

Could someone, please give me some info on Faith as she looks pretty good and I would be willing to TOFTT.

https://detroit.craigslist.org/mcb/b...046466264.html

**LigmaPatient0** · 01-01-20 19:26

Originally Posted by Ecuyer [View Original Post]

That was my experience as well. Some trou de cul accused me of doing a promo. I was just relating helpful advice as you have experienced. Bear in mind there's no guarantee that she will be around long as been her habit this past year.

Well she won't be here for long, we've talked quite a bit during our session and informed me she was heading back to Canada in a week or two and won't be back till March.

**Rossm** · 01-01-20 18:05

Any reviews available?

**Golfnut1913** · 01-01-20 17:15

Originally Posted by OnlyVrx [View Original Post]

I'm thinking about booking with Lindsey this weekend. Has anyone seen her lately? Much appreciated, PM OK.

Canton Lindsey, was this the girl that posted on craigslist few months back but some people reported she didn't offer any extras.

**Ecuyer** · 01-01-20 13:07

Originally Posted by TridentD [View Original Post]

I saw her again at the hotel yesterday. This was the fourth time with her. Twice at Saigon and twice at the hotel. As somebody said before, the more you see her, the better she treats you. For those that like feet: hers are quite nice.

That was my experience as well. Some trou de cul accused me of doing a promo. I was just relating helpful advice as you have experienced. Bear in mind there's no guarantee that she will be around long as been her habit this past year.

**LopezJavi34** · 01-01-20 11:11

Originally Posted by ParadiseLost50 [View Original Post]

Google Downriver Nuru.

Jenn is the white commerce twp hottie that does Nuru.

Downriver Nuru is an older Asian lady, not sure of her name, but she is on rubratings.

**ParadiseLost50** · 01-01-20 10:03

Originally Posted by BlkKnight [View Original Post]

Do you have a link?

Google Downriver Nuru.

**CarpetMunchr69** · 01-01-20 09:54

With all the FS AMPs closing over the past 18 months, I have broadened my area for having fun. If you need better descriptions on how to get to these places, PM me. I posted this in Lansing forum, but this might help guys who are leaning on venturing out.

Went to the ATM and got out 220; I was determined to get laid that day.

Went to Lansing Wellness on Holmes / Martin Luther King Blvd this past Saturday, needed a good massage but wanted to see how much fun I could have. It seems the reports out of this place are getting better, although I have only had an HJ and some mild OTC / UTC roaming w / pushback. I hate having to beg to get under the shirt, and hands in the pants.

Paid. 65 for the hour, did not get her name. Pleasant, borderline attractive chick in her 30's most likely. Massage was good, but not strong enough. Did not really work my front too much when I did flip and barely touched my feet. She went with the jackhammer technique on the flip and I kept telling her to slow down. The girl understood English throughout the massage but when the flip came, she played dumb and didn't listen TO MY NEEDS. I sound like a chick, I know! No UTC roaming and didn't like me going near her tits. She told me we had 5 minutes left after I struggled to cum with her jackhammer technique and I told her I could care less if I have 5 minutes left. It was 11:15 in the morning on a Saturday and I have been the only customer and not even another soul has knocked on the door. Don't tell me I'm almost done since you can't jerk off a guy properly. 5 minutes went by with her lackluster efforts, and I told her I'm done, after the 55-60 minute session, she played dumb and retreated to the front desk. I got dressed. I smiled as I walked towards the door and as I was about to open the door, she asked about the tip. I told her she doesn't get a tip after she played dumb and did a half ass effort on the jerking me off and she was a prude and didn't let me see nor barely touch her little B cups. I was surprised she didn't follow me out the door, or got her manager.

I was still determined to lay some pipe in an AMP.

So. I did what I said I would never do. And go across the street to Lansing Accupressure. This place has a bad rep on the boards for being a dingy dump that has eyes on it from LEO. I drove by it, looking and nothing seemed weird. There are no cars there, so the lady or ladies probably just live there like they did at M1 in Detroit, in sleeping bags- no joke!

I had 160 left and went in the front door and rang the interior door. A nice looking older lady answered the door. As in 60's. If not knocking on 70, opened the door. As usual, I casually said I wanted the half hour for 40 and acted like I had been there before, used the "How you doing lately, how is business" small talk. I haven't read a report on this place in quite a while so wasn't sure if TS was available. Got undressed and instead of laying down, I sat on the edge of the bed / table waiting as if we were going to skip the massage and go right to the fun. Over the years, there are several places like I just described. She walked in and instructed me to lay face down. She had a skimpy tight pink outfit on and hopped on my back and gave me the best 10 minute strong rub down that a 65 year old lady could give. This place probably gets no business, its almost as if she felt it was a treat that she had a customer. She had me flip and asked twice if I wanted a HJ, I said no I wanted to fuck you. She put her hand out and I hopped off the bed and got her the remaining 120. It was intended for across the street, if I could have gotten that far. But oh well.

Had some BBBJ action then soon switched to CFS with her riding on top. She got into it as if she hasn't had any fun in a while. I dunno. Switched to mish and she asked for me to go down on her for a bit and I think she squirted a bit. Finished 5 minutes later pounding her hard mish and filled the condom. Sadly will repeat since I am from eastern side of metro Detroit and FS AMPs pretty much don't exist anymore. My job had me out in Fowlerville for the day, so Lansing made sense that day. Can we get more than an HJ at Magic?

**CarpetMunchr69** · 01-01-20 00:45

Originally Posted by Wally2822 [View Original Post]

Audrey currently reminds me of her. Private home in Warren. Good massage and her menu REALLY opens up after your first couple sessions. She always wanted to do BBFS after the massage but I always covered myself up for the BJ and FS. She really really really gets into it. She's not as old as Marilyn though. I would say she's in her late 40's. Stay safe out there.

Nice report, I remember her from back in the day. Does she advertise anywhere? I'd like some strange BBFS.