Escort Reports

[CupereVita]

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...ouis/41999292/

Anyone got any information on this girl? She has some glowing comments. But the ad says 25 and she looks like she has some wear on her.

Never seen her. I do follow her snap though and think 25 is about right based on how she acts. Its a hard life and we all know that even if these girls are the age they say, they almost always look older.

[GurLuver71]

I saw Amber on Christmas Eve. Let me first say that this was my first time meeting with an escort, so I had certain expectations but also wasn't exactly sure what to expect. We agreed via text for a half hour session. When I arrived at the motel we did the cop check. She told me to make myself comfortable while she got ready. She went to the bathroom and came back in 2 minutes. She got undressed and asked what I wanted. The entire session was a bit robotic and she did not seem interested at all. I finished in less than my booked time and she was finished. She quickly got dressed.

We talked for about 20 minutes afterwards. She is really into conspiracy theories and wanted my opinion on them. It was a good debate and we left on good terms. I haven't decided if I will see her again. She has a great body but has too many restrictions for what I was looking for. Her room smelled like smoke and I had to take a shower when I got home. For my first time, it was just ok. I left happy so I guess that is all that is important. Let me know if you have any questions.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...ouis/42076487/

[ScottMarley]

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...ouis/41999292/

Anyone got any information on this girl? She has some glowing comments. But the ad says 25 and she looks like she has some wear on her.

[Member #6067]

Guys I'm looking for ebony petite GFE any help out there greatly appreciated! Prefer incall pm with info thanks in advance for any help.

Time.

[Anondudeinstl]

I'll be in STL for one day tomorrow and looking at setting something up with 2 providers. If you only had one day left here, what would your top 2 be? Personally, I prefer spinners but open to anything. Just looking for a great time. You can pm if you want.

Angel ygnd for the 300 option probably.

[Tobydude1000]

Not sure if anyone has seen her. She seemed nice over text and I booked with her. 30 minutes prior to appointment she sent me some lame text about her landlord being there doing repairs. I was close so I drive by, it's a trashed trailer and looked like her boyfriend was there instead of a landlord. Be careful with this one, the place did not look very clean.

Its fairly clean on the inside. At least her bedroom was. Don't know about a boyfriend. I had no issues. Not a clock watcher and for 1. 4 / hr I was happy. Her pics make her look younger than she is but the body on that girl is terrific. See my previous post of this. Very laid back and pleasant. Her teeth of lack therof make seem her more grandmotherly like. For lack of better adjective. That was the only downside. Might repeat. But I don't get over to O-fallon that often.

She just moved there and his sharing the apartment with another girl who I have not met. Its possible that the landlord excuse was real. I'd say give her another chance if all of this sounds acceptable to you.

[DVelvet69]

Asian. Fake photo.

AMP. Multiple fake photos.

Provider over 25 in title. Pictures from 2004.

Fuzzy edges. Snapchat filtered.

Cute cartoons. Snapchat stickers are covering more than privacy.

Anything covering the belly - 50 more pounds than she is saying.

Looks like a Playboy Model. Picture IS of a Playboy model.

Look at the background. That dude's shadow is the pimp.

Needles on the table?

Happy New Year Everybody.

Hahahaha, also all very true!

[Jeffc 574]

Asian. Fake photo.

AMP. Multiple fake photos.

Provider over 25 in title. Pictures from 2004.

Fuzzy edges. Snapchat filtered.

Cute cartoons. Snapchat stickers are covering more than privacy.

Anything covering the belly - 50 more pounds than she is saying.

Looks like a Playboy Model. Picture IS of a Playboy model.

Look at the background. That dude's shadow is the pimp.

Needles on the table?

Happy New Year Everybody.

[Tallicat]

https://escortbabylon.net/review_list/3145914604

This one. Gina in O'Fallon MO.

Not sure if anyone has seen her. She seemed nice over text and I booked with her. 30 minutes prior to appointment she sent me some lame text about her landlord being there doing repairs. I was close so I drive by, it's a trashed trailer and looked like her boyfriend was there instead of a landlord. Be careful with this one, the place did not look very clean.

[Lokey231]

I'll be in STL for one day tomorrow and looking at setting something up with 2 providers. If you only had one day left here, what would your top 2 be? Personally, I prefer spinners but open to anything. Just looking for a great time. You can pm if you want.

[Tobydude1000]

So who did you intend to post about?

https://escortbabylon.net/review_list/3145914604

This one. Gina in O'Fallon MO.

[Yoyo4830]

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[TwoSheds]

Frequently, an escort uses code-words to mask their perceived inadequacies by transforming them into an asset. Often we are asked, what does this mean or is there a glossary or dictionary, in reference to these terms, abbreviations, and acronyms.

Never have I've seen truer words spoken.

[Apache77]

Frequently, an escort uses code-words to mask their perceived inadequacies by transforming them into an asset. Often we are asked, what does this mean or is there a glossary or dictionary, in reference to these terms, abbreviations, and acronyms.
To reduce the confusion for novice readers, we present, the pessimist's guide to decoding escort ads:

Build:
BBW = fat.
Voluptuous = fat.
Curvy = fat.
Good Luck!

I like to think I have a pretty good sense of humor but mine pales in comparison to this post. Excellent job!

[DVelvet69]

Frequently, an escort uses code-words to mask their perceived inadequacies by transforming them into an asset. Often we are asked, what does this mean or is there a glossary or dictionary, in reference to these terms, abbreviations, and acronyms.

To reduce the confusion for novice readers, we present, the pessimist's guide to decoding escort ads:

Build:

BBW = fat.

Voluptuous = fat.

Curvy = fat.

Curvaceous = fat.

Thick = fat.

Rubenesque = fat.

Womanly = fat.

Hourglass = fat.

Supersized = fat.

Pic of face only? = fat.

Pic of body under bedsheet? = fat.

Gives bra size only? = fat.

Busty = either saggy or fat.

Naturally busty = saggy and fat.

Real woman = saggy, fat and ugly.

Slim = no boobs.

Svelte = no boobs.

Slender = no boobs.

Dancer's body = no boobs.

Runner = no boobs.

Spinner = no boobs.

Yoga = no boobs.

Bombshell = fake boobs.

Baywatch = fake boobs.

Playboy = fake boobs.

Model = fake boobs.

ETHNICITY:

Brazilian = black.

Butterscotch = black.

Caramel = black.

Chocolate = black.

Creole = black.

Cuban = black.

Dominican = black.

Ebony = black.

Egyptian = black.

Eritrean = black.

Ethiopian = black.

Exotic = black.

Hawaiian = black.

Mahogany = black.

Mocha = black.

Mulatto = black.

Nubian = black.

Mixed = black.

AGE:

Mature = old.

Courtesan = old.

Gracious = old.

Refined = old.

Elegant = old.

Classic = old.

Conservative = old.

Original = old.

Regarding age = generally add a few years, here are some frequent exceptions:

College Student = late 20's.

Just turned 18 = mid 20's.

19 = possible jailbait.

21 = late 20's.

28 = late 30's.

Personal traits:

Intelligent = brunette.

Sorority Girl = blonde.

Selective = overpriced.

Exclusive = very overpriced.

Classy = can't afford lingerie.

Freaky = doesn't shower between clients.

Nasty = doesn't shower at all.

Upscale = snooty personality.

All American = all trailer trash.

Princess = I have an attitude problem.

Party girl = I'll be high on drugs.

On fire = active herpes outbreak.

Coed = plain looking with acne problem.

Girl next door = looks like the boy next door.

Goddess = If you believe this is me in the pictures.

Real Doll = Bubba brings you an inflatable doll, no refunds.

Energetic = methamphetamine addict.

Down to earth = boring.

College graduate = sleeps with professors.

Other features:

Open minded = openly accepts tips.

Two girl show = one girl shows, one girl steals your stuff.

New to business = changed name.

New to area = changed name and moved across the state.

Only here for a few days = staying until bad reviews run me out of town.

Up to an hour = 1 shot and she's gone.

Deposit Required = I'm running a scam.

Accept Gift Cards Only = I'm running a scam.

Face Pic Required = I may want to blackmail you at some point.

Discreet = I check your I'd.

Discrete = I can't spell.

Advance notice required = you'll never get a hold of me.

Seeks generous gentleman = ROB for the elderly.

Seeks generous businessmen = ROB for out-of-towners.

Once in a lifetime experience = you won't repeat.

I love what I do = I'm desperate for clients.

Satisfaction guaranteed = I guarantee I'm getting your money.

Snowbunny = white girl with a black pimp.

Available 24/7 = my pimp doesn't let me sleep.

AD WRITTEN IN ALL CAPS = my pimp can't type.

AD wRiTTeN iN mIxED cAsE = my pimp is learning how to type.

You won't be sorry = You'll be disappointed.

You won't be disappointed = You'll be sorry.

CMT = good massage, bad sex.

FBSM = bad massage, good sex.

UNWRITTEN clues:

What an ad DOESN'T say, is also a source of information:

Unless specified differently, you can assume:

Hair color = brown.

Hair length = to shoulder.

Eye color = brown.

Age = mature.

Height = short.

Weight = heavy.

Cup size = small.

Measurements = large.

Good Luck!