Massage Parlor Reports

[LopezJavi34]

Google Downriver Nuru.

Jenn is the white commerce twp hottie that does Nuru.

Downriver Nuru is an older Asian lady, not sure of her name, but she is on rubratings.

[ParadiseLost50]

Do you have a link?

Google Downriver Nuru.

[CarpetMunchr69]

With all the FS AMPs closing over the past 18 months, I have broadened my area for having fun. If you need better descriptions on how to get to these places, PM me. I posted this in Lansing forum, but this might help guys who are leaning on venturing out.

Went to the ATM and got out 220; I was determined to get laid that day.

Went to Lansing Wellness on Holmes / Martin Luther King Blvd this past Saturday, needed a good massage but wanted to see how much fun I could have. It seems the reports out of this place are getting better, although I have only had an HJ and some mild OTC / UTC roaming w / pushback. I hate having to beg to get under the shirt, and hands in the pants.

Paid. 65 for the hour, did not get her name. Pleasant, borderline attractive chick in her 30's most likely. Massage was good, but not strong enough. Did not really work my front too much when I did flip and barely touched my feet. She went with the jackhammer technique on the flip and I kept telling her to slow down. The girl understood English throughout the massage but when the flip came, she played dumb and didn't listen TO MY NEEDS. I sound like a chick, I know! No UTC roaming and didn't like me going near her tits. She told me we had 5 minutes left after I struggled to cum with her jackhammer technique and I told her I could care less if I have 5 minutes left. It was 11:15 in the morning on a Saturday and I have been the only customer and not even another soul has knocked on the door. Don't tell me I'm almost done since you can't jerk off a guy properly. 5 minutes went by with her lackluster efforts, and I told her I'm done, after the 55-60 minute session, she played dumb and retreated to the front desk. I got dressed. I smiled as I walked towards the door and as I was about to open the door, she asked about the tip. I told her she doesn't get a tip after she played dumb and did a half ass effort on the jerking me off and she was a prude and didn't let me see nor barely touch her little B cups. I was surprised she didn't follow me out the door, or got her manager.

I was still determined to lay some pipe in an AMP.

So. I did what I said I would never do. And go across the street to Lansing Accupressure. This place has a bad rep on the boards for being a dingy dump that has eyes on it from LEO. I drove by it, looking and nothing seemed weird. There are no cars there, so the lady or ladies probably just live there like they did at M1 in Detroit, in sleeping bags- no joke!

I had 160 left and went in the front door and rang the interior door. A nice looking older lady answered the door. As in 60's. If not knocking on 70, opened the door. As usual, I casually said I wanted the half hour for 40 and acted like I had been there before, used the "How you doing lately, how is business" small talk. I haven't read a report on this place in quite a while so wasn't sure if TS was available. Got undressed and instead of laying down, I sat on the edge of the bed / table waiting as if we were going to skip the massage and go right to the fun. Over the years, there are several places like I just described. She walked in and instructed me to lay face down. She had a skimpy tight pink outfit on and hopped on my back and gave me the best 10 minute strong rub down that a 65 year old lady could give. This place probably gets no business, its almost as if she felt it was a treat that she had a customer. She had me flip and asked twice if I wanted a HJ, I said no I wanted to fuck you. She put her hand out and I hopped off the bed and got her the remaining 120. It was intended for across the street, if I could have gotten that far. But oh well.

Had some BBBJ action then soon switched to CFS with her riding on top. She got into it as if she hasn't had any fun in a while. I dunno. Switched to mish and she asked for me to go down on her for a bit and I think she squirted a bit. Finished 5 minutes later pounding her hard mish and filled the condom. Sadly will repeat since I am from eastern side of metro Detroit and FS AMPs pretty much don't exist anymore. My job had me out in Fowlerville for the day, so Lansing made sense that day. Can we get more than an HJ at Magic?

[CarpetMunchr69]

Audrey currently reminds me of her. Private home in Warren. Good massage and her menu REALLY opens up after your first couple sessions. She always wanted to do BBFS after the massage but I always covered myself up for the BJ and FS. She really really really gets into it. She's not as old as Marilyn though. I would say she's in her late 40's. Stay safe out there.

Nice report, I remember her from back in the day. Does she advertise anywhere? I'd like some strange BBFS.

[OnlyVrx]

I'm thinking about booking with Lindsey this weekend. Has anyone seen her lately? Much appreciated, PM OK.

[Joey King]

Audrey has some issues with double booking, cancellations, and just plain forgetting appointments. If you do get an appointment it has been at best 50/50 that she will keep it. If you do get in to see her results vary until you are a regular. Honestly she is not worth the hassle. Senior members and those that contribute to the forum can PM me for more information, her location and info.

[Golfnut1913]

I think we all need clarification on which Marilyn you are speaking on. The one I am familiar with is Marilyn who claims Exquisite Massage. From what I understand has been said and from what I have experienced is her ever so boring HJ involvement. If this is the same person I think we all would love to hear some tales or story or 2 about her. Hopefully someone can shed some light on what is what and who is who.

She has moved to Portland, Oregon and is no longer in Michigan, unless she has recently moved back.

[TeeTime69]

FYI. From what I understand the name is an alias. If you google her you will see the pictures and the exquisite massage ads and you can tell who she is by the sexy specs she likes to sport.

You can easily find her official voting registration. My background check program also links that fullname to official records. When in doubt, don't post full name

[Darko9]

Her name isn't Jenn it's Sunny.

Thanks for the clarification, and sorry for and misleading as it seem I may have been passed along the wrong information originally when I was seeking her out.

Could you or someone please pass along the correct Jenn contact so I can dream of her and properly share.

[TheDean12]

Yes, that is the contact everyone seems to be looking for.

Her name isn't Jenn it's Sunny.

[TridentD]

I saw her again at the hotel yesterday. This was the fourth time with her. Twice at Saigon and twice at the hotel. As somebody said before, the more you see her, the better she treats you. For those that like feet: hers are quite nice.

[MassageMe4]

Same limited menu after 5 visits so never went back. Nothing else was available for me.

FYI. From what I understand the name is an alias. If you google her you will see the pictures and the exquisite massage ads and you can tell who she is by the sexy specs she likes to sport.

[Rafter1]

Do us all a favor and don't waste your time at La Toca.

Girl had a posting talked up a great appt. When I got there you could tell the vibe was a money grab. Talked the talk and when we got in the room the closest you could see to enjoyment was some crumby pasties to go along with the crappy massage from some young chick with gps syndrome. The chick not only had plans on doing the minimum for the over charged session but left as soon as possible for me to get dressed and help myself out to the front door.

You would have much more enjoyment with one of your regulars or knowing you did not waste your money there. Hopefully this helps. I know I would rather you spend your money on something fresh you can review and share or taking one for the team on one of the chicks the group is always talking about trying.

Thanks, I use AMPs now, had a bad experience with an escort and her boys from EV. I prefer it this way for now.

[QuestForFun69]

I think we all need clarification on which Marilyn you are speaking on. The one I am familiar with is Marilyn Sprenger who claims Exquisite Massage. From what I understand has been said and from what I have experienced is her ever so boring HJ involvement. If this is the same person I think we all would love to hear some tales or story or 2 about her. Hopefully someone can shed some light on what is what and who is who.

Same limited menu after 5 visits so never went back. Nothing else was available for me.

[MassageMe4]

Tried to PM but your inbox is full, would you mind providing a link and / or contact info? She sounds very interesting by the way you described it!!

Don't know what to tell you about Audrey except she is so damn hit or miss. She is currently back at the old spot. I want badly to say good things but the last two attempts reconnecting with her have been so disappointing. If there is a formula to getting her to be consistent with following through on appointments please share it with her.