Massage Parlor Reports

[Martinh]

Probably guys don't comment because they don't want to admit banging 50 year old + Korean women that have been taking loads for 30 years.

Hey.

I they're still cute.

Who cares?

[Sriracha1]

Hi all, long time lurker first time poster. Too lazy for full detail but frustrated enough for a first post. Had a dream I went to DDS for the second time and just had to inform you all about the terrible nightmare. Went in with a friend. Amy (Asian, early-mid 30's) answered and friend got her. I got a shorter, chubbier Asian lady (I want to say Angela but never shared her name). Asked for $$ up front and terrible attitude / service the entire time. Started with a very HH CBJ. She tried putting on cover when I wasn't even hard so that was first red flag. Any time I tried touching my own dick she would slap my hand and complain saying no touch. WTF? After a few minutes of trying to jam my soft serve ice cream into her abyss while she complained, she leaves the room yelling and calling out to Amy who is performing her services. I start getting dressed and tell her to give me a refund because of all the bull shit. We argue a bit and I get undressed again thinking WTF am I doing. She puts another cover on my flaccid junk and starts yanking the shit out of it like it'll work, but at least this time she's quiet and not bitching the entire time. After about 10 minutes of awkward jerk and fuck, I blow my load and leave, never to return again.

Also, am looking for recommendations for any non-Asian MP's or any younger spots. I've read through the forum and have general idea that there aren't many at all in Seattle. Please PM me and I can also share my dream of the first DDS experience and several other locations. Thanks all.

[Seattle Dad]

Some of the ladies at those Lynwood area shops are quite a ways past 50. There is one that is circulating around whom I remember from 25+ years ago and she was no spring chicken back then, and I'd guess that she's pushing 70 or past it. The reason I remember her was because she quite willingly took it in the ass.

All of those shops are more or less turning into retirement homes for old ******.

I don't partake much there anymore, but do cruise around and check to see if someone interesting is available. The last decent one was Kay at Airport, who dropped out of sight in late 2018. (No, I'm not talking about the psycho chick with the fake tits who went by "Kaia" or some such). Kay was cute and compliant and got the job done.

Don't pin me with some weird Asian septuagenarian fetish, but where are these 70+ mamasans? .

[Pigrig]

Well made it in to see miss coffee the other night. She is a little spinner with lots of energy. She made sure all my vitals were good and clean during the TS. We went back to the room and a quick light touch teaser on my back before she started playing and licking then the flip and the little dress came off. She climbed on to me for a nice BBBJ then she slipped on a hat for mish pounding. (Side note. She's the first am that let me rub or touch the balloon knot might inquire about Greek the next time) got her on top for some cg then she pulled the hat for a bbjcim finish. Paid for an hour was in and out in 40 min but fully relaxed. Damage was 6 for the house and $4 for her efforts. Headed back to the land of lack luster HJ by old snags that up sale constantly. I'll be definitely trying to beat their prices down with "while I was home in Seattle I got* for * why would I not just save my money? Wish me luck LOL.

[Facials]

Where or who can a guy get a solid Rimjob these days?

[Marko Ramius]

Probably guys don't comment because they don't want to admit banging 50 year old + Korean women that have been taking loads for 30 years.

Some of the ladies at those Lynwood area shops are quite a ways past 50. There is one that is circulating around whom I remember from 25+ years ago and she was no spring chicken back then, and I'd guess that she's pushing 70 or past it. The reason I remember her was because she quite willingly took it in the ass.

All of those shops are more or less turning into retirement homes for old ******.

I don't partake much there anymore, but do cruise around and check to see if someone interesting is available. The last decent one was Kay at Airport, who dropped out of sight in late 2018. (No, I'm not talking about the psycho chick with the fake tits who went by "Kaia" or some such). Kay was cute and compliant and got the job done.

[Seattle Dad]

Probably guys don't comment because they don't want to admit banging 50 year old + Korean women that have been taking loads for 30 years.

Point me in the right direction and I'll happily brag on a stellar experience with a 50+.

[TakemyLoad]

Probably guys don't comment because they don't want to admit banging 50 year old + Korean women that have been taking loads for 30 years.

[ZeroFucks]

Any intel on West Seattle establishments? Thinking about stopping by rose foot spa. Transportation is limited to Uber / loft. Thanks in advance for the guidance!

Nothing in West Seattle any more that I know of.

After Rose's ownership changed the extras went away. I haven't been there in like 4 months because of it.

Your best bet is White Center or possibly Georgetown.

[WangDang23]

I see all these reports of hit and miss services at DDS and other places.

Have people stopped going to Eurotouch and the other places up north for any particular reason?

It is only a desperation place for me now. Really good service is not consistent even from the better girls. Even Michelle, who I had a great arrangement with, gave me a just ok experience a couple weeks ago. And if she's dropped in quality, then I'm done there unless desperate at late hours. Too many good providers out there that give quality consistently.

[ILuvaAtar]

I see all these reports of hit and miss services at DDS and other places.

Have people stopped going to Eurotouch and the other places up north for any particular reason?

The lineup at ET has went downhill.

[Facials]

I see all these reports of hit and miss services at DDS and other places.

Have people stopped going to Eurotouch and the other places up north for any particular reason?

[Deeto420]

My dreams are covered.

I'd like to seed that hole, too.

I visited dds recently and was quoted $$ for BBFS.

With Angela. But just settled with cfs for $.

[Erics050]

Also had a dream about highland, . 6 to go back and then after about 30 seconds asked for $$. 8.

Settled on $$ but it was completely uninspired. Definitely will not return and would avoid.

[TryHarder2016]

Would also appreciate intel on where to find Yuri in Bellevue and damages. Thanks!