Massage Parlor Reports

[SaltyDog]

FFS.

Okay, tips for you newbies:

If you walk in and there are 20 guys waiting either 1) It's Free Anal Day (best bring your own condom) or 2) You've accidentally wandered into the Vasectomy clinic during the Final Four.

You may occasionally run into other mongers (gasp) and if that happens the accepted universal greeting is "Sup" with the proper response being "Sup. ".

If the exit (and presumably the entrance) is too open and obvious, look for the super secret entrance. It's usually down the side of the building behind the trash bin. Move that out of the way and bang on the wall behind it. It may not open right away, so bang as hard and long as it takes. OR, if you're not quite ready to walk into a place of business with a front door facing a public use area, drive away.

Remember: You're there for a massage with many health benefits. Thats all. If something else happens (I've heard stories) well, how surprising! Best of luck.

I agree your last paragraph explains it all. Even if you get caught with a boner. I just got a boner and that's it! No matter what we never offer anything in exchange for something. Even if you're told she told us everything. BS story for sure. You'll here it over and over.

The health benefits of massage really are good for the body. That's all I know too.

[BoneRanger22]

I've done my runs around the OC area with VN girls. Hadn't had any luck finding Korean girls.

Where are some good spots In the LA area for some hot young Korean providers Thanks.

[MyFinalHeav3]

I will be visiting LA next weekend and coming from the south there aren't many Asian chicks if any. Definitely excited to sample what you guys have in your town when I visit but after quick research, there are so many options to choose from its a bit overwhelming. I was hoping you guys can make sure I make the most of my short visit.

I will be near the Koreatown and downtown area during my stay. If any one has any good suggestions on who to check out I'd appreciate it.

Too vague. What are you looking for? Are you willing to drive?

For a sure bet for FS with asian girls, find one of the MP's in west hollywood along santa monica boulevard. The vast majority are FS. Otherwise you can try for one of the k-girl escort services but passing their screening can be challenging.

[KnoxDebauchee]

I will be visiting LA next weekend and coming from the south there aren't many Asian chicks if any. Definitely excited to sample what you guys have in your town when I visit but after quick research, there are so many options to choose from its a bit overwhelming. I was hoping you guys can make sure I make the most of my short visit.

I will be near the Koreatown and downtown area during my stay. If any one has any good suggestions on who to check out I'd appreciate it.

[MyFinalHeav3]

Been a regular at the finger of Gold and wanted to check out a new place, but I wanted to see if there's been anyone whose actually checked them out to see if I'm wasting my time. Unfortunately I don't got a rubmaps account to see the reviews there.

I've included a few names in code below that I've heard should be dope. If why'all fee uncomfortable sayin it here please pm instead. I'll be happy to report my experience once I check it out too to contribute to the group here. Thanks in advance guys!

J. Relax -Vista.

8155 Spa- it's in the name.

Moon Health. LA.

2XX0 w 8th st. It's in this area.

Momo -Weho.

Hope this contributes something to why'all too.

Most of the weho places are FS FYI. Very different from goldfinger. The ones along santa monica boulevard are pretty sure bets for getting some action.

[Bro Hymn]

This place has been reviewed on the other mp sites etc. And has been mentioned here, however wanted to share my experience since it didn't match up to the reviews I saw.

Went in yesterday and it was a total ghost town. Upon walking in, mms immediately asked for. 6 without even asking if I'd been there before. Paid. 4 for 30 and I was lead to a room and had to wait for 15 minutes (which is super annoying considering I wanted a half hour massage) and a really rough looking granny came in. She gave a decent deep tissue massage and left no hints of anything past legit massage. One strange part of the massage was that after the flip, she did a deep tissue style massage on my stomach / organs. I'm not skinny but I'm not fat either and it was very intense. She was so unattractive that I didn't bother trying to see if I could get more. Read some reviews that mentioned decently attractive MILF talent, but my experience definitely didn't match up. When I exited, I saw two of the other mts in the hall and they were similarly old and rough looking.

Not sure if the spa changed hands or anything recently, but I definitely wouldn't go back.

[KGConn]

Can't really find reviews on this one and wanted to know if anyone has been to this place yet??

https://bodyrubshop.com/ads/now-open...drama-38261763

I've been there twice. First time, had Luna. 5'7", black hair, skinny, meh face, massive tits. I had fun with her, but not worth adding to my rotation.

Second time, I walked out because I didn't like the provider. She was a bit too big for me. LOL!

[Saussy]

Been a regular at the finger of Gold and wanted to check out a new place, but I wanted to see if there's been anyone whose actually checked them out to see if I'm wasting my time. Unfortunately I don't got a rubmaps account to see the reviews there.

I've included a few names in code below that I've heard should be dope. If why'all fee uncomfortable sayin it here please pm instead. I'll be happy to report my experience once I check it out too to contribute to the group here. Thanks in advance guys!

J. Relax -Vista.

8155 Spa- it's in the name.

Moon Health. LA.

2XX0 w 8th st. It's in this area.

Momo -Weho.

Hope this contributes something to why'all too.

[JacobsLadder69]

Not sure why you're broadcasting her in the LA forums. Krystal has a nice athletic body, but is nowhere near gorgeous, has a butterface (for Asian standards) and her Ig pics are 99% fake. Massage is CMT level though.

She's no beauty queen but she's far from ugly. She's got a great body and gives a helluva massage so I'd say she's pretty damn near the best bang for the buck.

[MyFinalHeav3]

I know there are many reports on the famous krystal in the oc threads but I just wanted to put my experience in to perspective since it seems like there are a few mongers looking for something similar.

First, krystal is gorgeous and has an insane body. It's clear that she's not super young but she takes great care of herself. Second, her massage skills are very good. I told her what my specific movement issues were and she definitely worked out those spots, but also gave me a few tips on how to stretch and maintain going forward. Finally, her fully nude finish is very good even though I got rushed a bit. I got the first appointment of the day and she was a few minutes late; I basically finished at 10:58 and krystal was already moving me so she could change the sheets for her next client who was in the waiting room.

Overall, her rate is so low that I found it to be worth the drive down to oc to experience what everyone raves about. I will definitely repeat, however I still rate the overall experience slightly lower than vicky at thai tara. Someone pointed out that vicky is great but if you actually challenge her by asking for specific therapeutic massage, she really steps it up and I found that to be true. Unless I move closer to city of orange, vicky is still my go to.
p.s. dont ask for more specifics about krystal... theyre all there in the oc thread.

Not sure why you're broadcasting her in the LA forums. Krystal has a nice athletic body, but is nowhere near gorgeous, has a butterface (for Asian standards) and her Ig pics are 99% fake. Massage is CMT level though.

[PlayerN818]

Is this the Tina that looks like a 4/10 with a body of 4/10 who's always booked full because of the service? If yes, YMMV as I've seen her and didn't get anywhere close to that level.

Yes, yes it is.

[BenderOver]

Was in the area and called to set up 90 minute session. Arrived and entered the back door. Was told to head to room #2 which is unusual. This room is equipped with a table instead of the floor bed.

Anyways got ready and was laying face up when she entered. She asked if I wanted 2 pops and I indicated yes. She proceed to grab a pillow to prop up my legs and then dove into one the best "salad tossings" that I have had. She licked, sucked, inserted all around the starfish until my legs were shaking, she then proceed to remove her top and commence Russian from the topside. She sucked and slurped until I shot a huge load into her waiting mouth.

After a quick clean up she had me turn over for a nice massage that had me snoring my heart away. Finally awoke to the spreading of my ass cheeks and a moist tongue in my starfish. She had me flip and asked if I was ready for #2. I was, and I grabbed my cover and suited up. She removed her bottoms and went to the edge of the table, she spread her ass cheeks and I inserted my lubed up cock into her starfish. It took a few minutes for her to relax and then I started to pound away. Because of my age, the 2nd round can be hit or miss. Today was a miss, I pounded away for a good 15 minutes, but couldn't pull the trigger. Now some days that's a good thing, but I think she was disappointed that I didn't cum. I reassured her all was good. I tipped her $100 for her effort and Christmas bonus.

Is this the Tina that looks like a 4/10 with a body of 4/10 who's always booked full because of the service? If yes, YMMV as I've seen her and didn't get anywhere close to that level.

[Jojo351]

I actually stopped by recently. Dude answered the door. Threw me off. Told me both girls were busy. Asked if I wanted to wait. I waited in a room about 15 min and he asked if I wanted a drink, water etc. I said water. One of the girls comes in and introduces herself and I wasn't feeling her (based on the pics they advertise with) and I said I would wait for the other chick. Told me it would be about an hour so I said I would come back. Never got the water, nor did I go back. Hopefully the one that was busy was the one they advertise. I went to my regular.

Thanks for the heads up I been trying to find a new place for a while now. Can anyone pm any good MP you been to that offered close to what that ad offered.

[FireWalker86]

Just saw Weho Jenny, great service, dato and dt on me, in and out in 30.

[PlayerN818]

Uh, where was this?

The fabulous Tina is located in Encino off Ventura Blvd. A quick perusal of a website that reviews MP's will provide the exact address.