Massage Parlor Reports

[Chicago41]

Well, I took a chance on someone I hadn't seen before. Took a boner pill and everything, now sitting here at home. Contacted them yesterday for 4-hand, quick response and pleasant communication. They asked me to confirm my appointment today to get the address. Sent three messages, but it looks like I was ghosted. I've heard very good things about them, so disappointed.

https://chicago.rubratings.com/137220

[TJGeek]

It's been a while but since my goto is no longer there, was thinking about others.

I see Jenny and Sandra are good, anyone see others like Kayah, Maya, or Sarah?

(And someone posted about Lexi being the worst, seconded. Another provider said she did offer some fun but not on my visit and she didn't seem into any part of the session at all).

I had a great time with Sarah who really tries to please and was smiling the whole time (read my recent review on her).

Kayah was just going through the motions with me so I would avoid.

Jessica is a cute and thin MILF who I will see again (would like to team her up with Sarah).

Anna was fun too.

I heard Mona is wild but have not seen any reviews.

[TJGeek]

Long time lurker, doing my duty now. Saw Kasia at CLM. Not the person in the photos at all. If you like bigger girls then maybe worth it. L2 was uncovered for me but don't know if this is the case for everyone. Anyone have any other recommendations at CLM? Otherwise I'm off to greener pastures.

Thanks for your valuable report! Kasia was on my "to do" list but will cross her off.

If you go back to CLM, try Sarah or Jessica. Tall and thinner MILFs who are into providing a great experience and do CFS for upgrade fee. Read my other posts. Also look at Anna. Avoid Kayah. I'm interested in Mona but have not seen any reports. The new Tina has pictures from a recent 530 girl.

[GeorgeMax]

It's been a while but since my goto is no longer there, was thinking about others.

I see Jenny and Sandra are good, anyone see others like Kayah, Maya, or Sarah?

(And someone posted about Lexi being the worst, seconded. Another provider said she did offer some fun but not on my visit and she didn't seem into any part of the session at all).

I set up an account on rub ratings so I could see the reviews of providers. I used a Burner email and I am able to see reviews.

When I look at the Chicagoland massage reviews it appears that Melissa is God's gift to men by her reviews. No direct knowledge but she's sort of on my radar now.

Another research tool for your use.

[Fit312]

Isn't it illegal to video tape or have cameras in the massage room?

Of course, but it might just be stuff they found on one of the porn tube sites. The massage girls appear to be generally aware that auteurs have been secretly recording sessions, so they've been checking phones, throwing towels over clothes, dowsing the lights, wildly scanning the walls and ceilings for cams, etc.

[YTruck]

It's been a while but since my goto is no longer there, was thinking about others.

I see Jenny and Sandra are good, anyone see others like Kayah, Maya, or Sarah?

(And someone posted about Lexi being the worst, seconded. Another provider said she did offer some fun but not on my visit and she didn't seem into any part of the session at all).

[Fkmh2019]

Long time lurker, doing my duty now. Saw Kasia at CLM. Not the person in the photos at all. If you like bigger girls then maybe worth it. L2 was uncovered for me but don't know if this is the case for everyone. Anyone have any other recommendations at CLM? Otherwise I'm off to greener pastures.

[HanginBalls]

Fellow mongers I have not personally seen this video but a friend of mine a retired CPD detective told me last night he had been out drinking on Tuesday with some of his police friends and they had passed around a video showing a fellow monger being "taken care of" in a Chicago AMP seemingly they found it extremely funny. According to my friend this video is part of a "collection " that they have been compiling from "various " parlors.

Don't know the parlors or how many mongers have been videotaped could not press for more detail as I think he would have been suspicious.

Let's be careful out there.

Isn't it illegal to video tape or have cameras in the massage room?

[Yonalusta]

I did a review of this place a few weeks back. My MT at that time was Lilly. She was OK, but I wasn't looking to repeat with her. Well, it was my bad luck that when I went back the other day it was Lilly who answered the door. I was about to leave when she mentioned that she would have another MT do the massage. In walked Angelina, and with that my luck changed.

Fellas, if you are on the northern end of downtown and looking for a place to go, I highly recommend a visit to Angelina. She has a fantastic body, and if the price is right you can see every inch of it. Alas, she knows that she doesn't look like the grannies you find at some other shops so be sure to bring your checkbook.

Personally, I don't indulge in any of the higher level activities discussed on this board. But, for those of you that do, it is my understanding that the menu at this place is pretty extensive -- and I suspect Angelina would be an excellent choice for any of those services. A couple of other notes:

First, in addition to Lilly and Angelina there was at least one other MT there. Like Angelina, she was pretty. I would have been happy with her.

Second, the older lady Lilly didn't seen to take offense at being passed over. If you're not happy with the MT ask for someone else.

Third, I usually pay for the hour when getting a massage. But, I would recommend the half hour at this place. The massage isn't very good (and I don't mean that it was a non-existent feather touch kind of thing). They seem to work hard and put a lot of effort into the massage, but they aren't that good at it. I've had a kink in my neck ever since I left.

I went, I *think* I saw Lilly, wasn't sure. But she didn't speak barely any english. She did give a great massage then left without offering anything. I think communication was the issue. Angelina came in shortly after and asked if I was actually done or not. So she finished for me. But I ended up tipping both Angelina and the first girl for the massage. They were not watching the time and I got charged a half hr massage for what was really an hr, so I didn't mind tipping a little extra to the masseuse. Again, massage was actually great, but that may have been because the first girl wasn't sure what I was there for.

I've had this happen in the past, that when I masseuse I've seen a few times realizes what I'm there for- they stop giving good massages. Pretty frustrating. I want both and I'll tip extra for the massage being good.

[RationalityLoL]

Go back and get it! Then give it to us!

[HanginBalls]

5 years ago, when Libertyville still had spas. My favorite, although easily the most expensive was Mich's, a Korean place. I had a favorite there, an older but pleasantly bigger woman. By that I mean she had tits you just want to bury yourself in. She was the sort of MT who make you feel really welcome, gives a good massage, and then is really open to all your desires. Makes sure you didn't have a heart attack at the finish. Anyways, Mich's closed even before the purge, because the property owner sold it, and the girls scattered to other AMPs around the city. Or so I thought. I'm having dinner with family and friends at a Japanese steakhouse in Libertyville soon after the close, and guess who's our waitress? Yep, she recognized me as soon as she came to our table, and we both had to pretend we didn't know each other. She's bringing us our drinks and miso soup and salad, and all I could think of was doggie style. Left her a nice tip. If I'd been alone I would have tried to get her contact info. Not to be.

Only this time she slipped me her digits! .

[Sam Spade]

So I saw the good reviews about Chicagoland and decided to stop by for some action. Nothing caused any alarms to go off when I saw her photo.

I got there as soon as she opened the door I recognized her, and she recognized me.

My ex.

It was an awkward time of small talk and we talked about whether or not it was a good idea to proceed. Ultimately we decided it wasn't.

I went back home and looked at the photo again. It wasn't a fake photo, but she just looks a lot different. Her hair is different, she lost a ton of weight, she got kinda sexed up looking, and other changes that threw me off until I saw her in person.

I'll admit it, she looked good. Really good. But. You can't help but think "she knows my mom" and now my mom is one degree of separation from knowing my hobby.

Weird man.

5 years ago, when Libertyville still had spas. My favorite, although easily the most expensive was Mich's, a Korean place. I had a favorite there, an older but pleasantly bigger woman. By that I mean she had tits you just want to bury yourself in. She was the sort of MT who make you feel really welcome, gives a good massage, and then is really open to all your desires. Makes sure you didn't have a heart attack at the finish. Anyways, Mich's closed even before the purge, because the property owner sold it, and the girls scattered to other AMPs around the city. Or so I thought. I'm having dinner with family and friends at a Japanese steakhouse in Libertyville soon after the close, and guess who's our waitress? Yep, she recognized me as soon as she came to our table, and we both had to pretend we didn't know each other. She's bringing us our drinks and miso soup and salad, and all I could think of was doggie style. Left her a nice tip. If I'd been alone I would have tried to get her contact info. Not to be.

[BigFuzz9]

New to posting. Been a reader and mongering for a year or so. Has anyone been to Latin Touch? They market their "red bull table" and prostate massage (which is what I'm interested in). Looking for reviews.

https://chicago.rubratings.com/157597

[Miamiat]

So I saw the good reviews about Chicagoland and decided to stop by for some action. Nothing caused any alarms to go off when I saw her photo.

I got there as soon as she opened the door I recognized her, and she recognized me.

My ex.

It was an awkward time of small talk and we talked about whether or not it was a good idea to proceed. Ultimately we decided it wasn't.

I went back home and looked at the photo again. It wasn't a fake photo, but she just looks a lot different. Her hair is different, she lost a ton of weight, she got kinda sexed up looking, and other changes that threw me off until I saw her in person.

I'll admit it, she looked good. Really good. But. You can't help but think "she knows my mom" and now my mom is one degree of separation from knowing my hobby.

Weird man.

Thanks for the story. I often wondered if that situation ever happens (on the safe side, she'll keep her mouth shut, unless she's proud of her new career).

[TickForTack]

So I saw the good reviews about Chicagoland and decided to stop by for some action. Nothing caused any alarms to go off when I saw her photo.

I got there as soon as she opened the door I recognized her, and she recognized me.

My ex.

It was an awkward time of small talk and we talked about whether or not it was a good idea to proceed. Ultimately we decided it wasn't.

I went back home and looked at the photo again. It wasn't a fake photo, but she just looks a lot different. Her hair is different, she lost a ton of weight, she got kinda sexed up looking, and other changes that threw me off until I saw her in person.

I'll admit it, she looked good. Really good. But. You can't help but think "she knows my mom" and now my mom is one degree of separation from knowing my hobby.

Weird man.

Wow that would be pretty awkward, but probably good you didn't go threw with it.