Massage Parlor Reports

[FatMan247]

This new girl told her I had too many girlfriends and lots of details about what I do with all the girls I see. This hurt Saturday morning delight immensely. We were already struggling because we were getting too close to each other. The new girl was right about me and wrong at the same time. I did have too many girlfriends and I did do terrible things. That said the last 6 months to 9 months, I only wanted to see Saturday morning delight.

I think I posted a month or so back that I get close to my girls and they get close to me or something to that effect. I said it sucks sometimes. Well it really sucks now and it hurts. This one is going to hurt for a while. Maybe I'll take some time off. Maybe not.

Benderdundat.

I know how it feels to have a hater crash your party. Earlier this year I was having a lot of secret menu success at a parlor. Decided to take a crack at the manager and was able to lay her down a few times and soon after, my pond of pussy dried up. Found out that miss manager was cock blocking me big time. Had to pull out the black book to keep the fun going. Just found a parlor loosely associated with Ms. C. B and during my massage with the manager here, got asked flat out what I liked and assigned a girl to me just because I knew the other manager for so long (provided proof). She even pulled the girl out of her session to introduce us which was awkward but promising. Another door opens I suppose.

[BenderDundat]

Sorry man. It's all my fault!

Yes it is LOL, but you were right. It was a great ride while it lasted.

Benderdundat.

[MrHobbyist]

You got to keep you mouth shut. There was a bust in Maryland in October. The cops talked to 75 male customers over 5 months. 20 of them told the cops what they were doing and 20 of them got arrested and got their names in the paper. If they ask you what you're doing, just shrug your shoulders.

Admit to a massage and a massage only even if they arrest you for not "admitting" it, when court date comes, stick to your guns. Sure maybe 50 other guys admitted to more, but you only wanted a massage. That's it, nothing more just a massage. Getting a massage is not illegal.

[Rsb621]

Sorry man. It's all my fault!

[Sgt Soros]

Sorry fellas, I can't do it. I'm going to honor her wishes and support her in her decisions. I don't guess I'll be seeing her much anymore. At least not as a Saturday morning delight. She wishes to go back to massage only like she was before I met her. She always told me to like her but don't fall in love with her. I told her the same. Well I know we both failed in that category. A new girl started working there recently that knew me. Not because she had massage me before but just knew me and a lot of the girls I had seen. This new girl told her I had too many girlfriends and lots of details about what I do with all the girls I see. This hurt Saturday morning delight immensely. We were already struggling because we were getting too close to each other. The new girl was right about me and wrong at the same time. I did have too many girlfriends and I did do terrible things. That said the last 6 months to 9 months, I only wanted to see Saturday morning delight.

I think I posted a month or so back that I get close to my girls and they get close to me or something to that effect. I said it sucks sometimes. Well it really sucks now and it hurts. This one is going to hurt for a while. Maybe I'll take some time off. Maybe not.

Benderdundat.

I know it sucks, but as they say you should never eat where you take a crap.

[BenderDundat]

Well I'm almost ready to give you guys the full review on Saturday morning delight. Been all up in it for a year now and maybe its time to share. Love it when a girl will come in early like 8:30 am so you can have privacy. Stay tuned boys. It will be great.

Benderdundat.

Sorry fellas, I can't do it. I'm going to honor her wishes and support her in her decisions. I don't guess I'll be seeing her much anymore. At least not as a Saturday morning delight. She wishes to go back to massage only like she was before I met her. She always told me to like her but don't fall in love with her. I told her the same. Well I know we both failed in that category. A new girl started working there recently that knew me. Not because she had massage me before but just knew me and a lot of the girls I had seen. This new girl told her I had too many girlfriends and lots of details about what I do with all the girls I see. This hurt Saturday morning delight immensely. We were already struggling because we were getting too close to each other. The new girl was right about me and wrong at the same time. I did have too many girlfriends and I did do terrible things. That said the last 6 months to 9 months, I only wanted to see Saturday morning delight.

I think I posted a month or so back that I get close to my girls and they get close to me or something to that effect. I said it sucks sometimes. Well it really sucks now and it hurts. This one is going to hurt for a while. Maybe I'll take some time off. Maybe not.

Benderdundat.

[SteveWeen]

Just me or is everyone checking out all those CD players and lamps to see if they're nanny cams? Once long ago I was walking by an office and noticed that there were almost a dozen monitors and then the curtain was pulled before I could be sure where the cameras were focused. That was years ago and camera tech has come a long way since. Doe anyone else think there's a huge data storage facility somewhere in Korea just filled with massage videos?

[Niteluvr]

Can they just barge in on you?

Yes, they can.

[Big Comanche]

My wife and I have decided to spend our anniversary together tomorrow. Part of this plan was to have a couples massage, and my wife is in charge determining the venue. She came to me excited that she found this massage place that looked really good oh, and that she likes that it is all Asians. She's got a thing about the Asian culture. The reviews there seemed a little mixed as to whether the place is legitimate or has extras. Just looking for anyone in the group who might be able to give me a heads up if I need one about what to expect when we arrive there.

Also, it might be a decent chance to scope out anyone who might offer extras there if anyone here knows that since I tend to put a lot of emphasis on looks.

Its completely legit, I've tried several times. Great massage though.

[TaoistMaster]

I can envision two scenarios where you get hemmed up:

1) They literally catch you in the act (I. E. , balls deep as someone mentioned earlier, dick in her hand, etc. I think you get the picture). I haven't heard of any arrests via a barge in and catch like this personally and I've mongered a really long time.

2) You are dummy and admit to something. I can't stress this enough, DO NOT ADMIT to anything but a massage under questioning. Mongers (and all people) are typically their own worse enemy when being questioned by cops. Remember, cops will lie to you to get you to tell them something incriminating (e. G. , cop says: "we don't care about you, just the girl, just admit you got a hand job and we'll let you go" Don not fall for this. Just give them your I'd / name and say massage only. They are not your friend.

Chances of #1 are very very slim.

Chances of #2 are much higher. If you are dummy and don't keep mouth shut.

My 2 cents.

Can they just barge in on you?

[Machintosh]

I guess someone did not get their usual stuffed envelope.

I bet it's the new mayor.

[Niteluvr]

She wants to make sure you don't have a recording device videoing the session.

Guess that means audio only next time.

[Patriarch112]

So I have been to Tiger and Kaina. Any place you guys think I should try next. I'm back in the saddle and full steam ahead.

[Jj3000]

Weird thing she made sure a towel was put over my clothes before we started.

She wants to make sure you don't have a recording device videoing the session.

[Patriarch112]

So the other day had some time to myself and treated myself to Kaina. Nice setup. The girls were all waiting for me when I walked in. Boy do they try to sell the 4 hand. I passed and went solo since in was my first time. Went in a room a undressed. She came back pretty quick and wasted no time start the rub down. Massage was above average. Felt great. Teasing was great as well. Just enough. Flipped over and she went straight for Jr. Then asked me what I was wanted and I had to tell her. Then I had to tell her how much. $. 6 total with house fee included. This only got me HJ and utc titties. I did get to rub the why and suck a tit. Weird thing she made sure a towel was put over my clothes before we started. After all done I'm dressing and she counts out some money and tells me to give it to her outside at counter. Sure why not. Overall I will repeat and recommend.