Massage Parlor Reports

[BenderOver]

Was in the area and called to set up 90 minute session. Arrived and entered the back door. Was told to head to room #2 which is unusual. This room is equipped with a table instead of the floor bed.

Anyways got ready and was laying face up when she entered. She asked if I wanted 2 pops and I indicated yes. She proceed to grab a pillow to prop up my legs and then dove into one the best "salad tossings" that I have had. She licked, sucked, inserted all around the starfish until my legs were shaking, she then proceed to remove her top and commence Russian from the topside. She sucked and slurped until I shot a huge load into her waiting mouth.

After a quick clean up she had me turn over for a nice massage that had me snoring my heart away. Finally awoke to the spreading of my ass cheeks and a moist tongue in my starfish. She had me flip and asked if I was ready for #2. I was, and I grabbed my cover and suited up. She removed her bottoms and went to the edge of the table, she spread her ass cheeks and I inserted my lubed up cock into her starfish. It took a few minutes for her to relax and then I started to pound away. Because of my age, the 2nd round can be hit or miss. Today was a miss, I pounded away for a good 15 minutes, but couldn't pull the trigger. Now some days that's a good thing, but I think she was disappointed that I didn't cum. I reassured her all was good. I tipped her $100 for her effort and Christmas bonus.

Is this the Tina that looks like a 4/10 with a body of 4/10 who's always booked full because of the service? If yes, YMMV as I've seen her and didn't get anywhere close to that level.

[Jojo351]

I actually stopped by recently. Dude answered the door. Threw me off. Told me both girls were busy. Asked if I wanted to wait. I waited in a room about 15 min and he asked if I wanted a drink, water etc. I said water. One of the girls comes in and introduces herself and I wasn't feeling her (based on the pics they advertise with) and I said I would wait for the other chick. Told me it would be about an hour so I said I would come back. Never got the water, nor did I go back. Hopefully the one that was busy was the one they advertise. I went to my regular.

Thanks for the heads up I been trying to find a new place for a while now. Can anyone pm any good MP you been to that offered close to what that ad offered.

[FireWalker86]

Just saw Weho Jenny, great service, dato and dt on me, in and out in 30.

[PlayerN818]

Uh, where was this?

The fabulous Tina is located in Encino off Ventura Blvd. A quick perusal of a website that reviews MP's will provide the exact address.

[KTuned805]

Can't really find reviews on this one and wanted to know if anyone has been to this place yet??

https://bodyrubshop.com/ads/now-open...drama-38261763

I actually stopped by recently. Dude answered the door. Threw me off. Told me both girls were busy. Asked if I wanted to wait. I waited in a room about 15 min and he asked if I wanted a drink, water etc. I said water. One of the girls comes in and introduces herself and I wasn't feeling her (based on the pics they advertise with) and I said I would wait for the other chick. Told me it would be about an hour so I said I would come back. Never got the water, nor did I go back. Hopefully the one that was busy was the one they advertise. I went to my regular.

[FireWalker86]

Uh, where was this?

Was in the area and called to set up 90 minute session. Arrived and entered the back door. Was told to head to room #2 which is unusual. This room is equipped with a table instead of the floor bed.

Anyways got ready and was laying face up when she entered. She asked if I wanted 2 pops and I indicated yes. She proceed to grab a pillow to prop up my legs and then dove into one the best "salad tossings" that I have had. She licked, sucked, inserted all around the starfish until my legs were shaking, she then proceed to remove her top and commence Russian from the topside. She sucked and slurped until I shot a huge load into her waiting mouth.

After a quick clean up she had me turn over for a nice massage that had me snoring my heart away. Finally awoke to the spreading of my ass cheeks and a moist tongue in my starfish. She had me flip and asked if I was ready for #2. I was, and I grabbed my cover and suited up. She removed her bottoms and went to the edge of the table, she spread her ass cheeks and I inserted my lubed up cock into her starfish. It took a few minutes for her to relax and then I started to pound away. Because of my age, the 2nd round can be hit or miss. Today was a miss, I pounded away for a good 15 minutes, but couldn't pull the trigger. Now some days that's a good thing, but I think she was disappointed that I didn't cum. I reassured her all was good. I tipped her $100 for her effort and Christmas bonus.

[Jeon0521]

Was in the area and called to set up 90 minute session. Arrived and entered the back door. Was told to head to room #2 which is unusual. This room is equipped with a table instead of the floor bed.

Anyways got ready and was laying face up when she entered. She asked if I wanted 2 pops and I indicated yes. She proceed to grab a pillow to prop up my legs and then dove into one the best "salad tossings" that I have had. She licked, sucked, inserted all around the starfish until my legs were shaking, she then proceed to remove her top and commence Russian from the topside. She sucked and slurped until I shot a huge load into her waiting mouth.

After a quick clean up she had me turn over for a nice massage that had me snoring my heart away. Finally awoke to the spreading of my ass cheeks and a moist tongue in my starfish. She had me flip and asked if I was ready for #2. I was, and I grabbed my cover and suited up. She removed her bottoms and went to the edge of the table, she spread her ass cheeks and I inserted my lubed up cock into her starfish. It took a few minutes for her to relax and then I started to pound away. Because of my age, the 2nd round can be hit or miss. Today was a miss, I pounded away for a good 15 minutes, but couldn't pull the trigger. Now some days that's a good thing, but I think she was disappointed that I didn't cum. I reassured her all was good. I tipped her $100 for her effort and Christmas bonus.

Hey,

It is pretty great story.

Can you share her info PM please?

Thankyou!

[Wireless91910]

Was in the area and called to set up 90 minute session. Arrived and entered the back door. Was told to head to room #2 which is unusual. This room is equipped with a table instead of the floor bed.

Anyways got ready and was laying face up when she entered. She asked if I wanted 2 pops and I indicated yes. She proceed to grab a pillow to prop up my legs and then dove into one the best "salad tossings" that I have had. She licked, sucked, inserted all around the starfish until my legs were shaking, she then proceed to remove her top and commence Russian from the topside. She sucked and slurped until I shot a huge load into her waiting mouth.

After a quick clean up she had me turn over for a nice massage that had me snoring my heart away. Finally awoke to the spreading of my ass cheeks and a moist tongue in my starfish. She had me flip and asked if I was ready for #2. I was, and I grabbed my cover and suited up. She removed her bottoms and went to the edge of the table, she spread her ass cheeks and I inserted my lubed up cock into her starfish. It took a few minutes for her to relax and then I started to pound away. Because of my age, the 2nd round can be hit or miss. Today was a miss, I pounded away for a good 15 minutes, but couldn't pull the trigger. Now some days that's a good thing, but I think she was disappointed that I didn't cum. I reassured her all was good. I tipped her $100 for her effort and Christmas bonus.

[Bro Hymn]

I know there are many reports on the famous krystal in the oc threads but I just wanted to put my experience in to perspective since it seems like there are a few mongers looking for something similar.

First, krystal is gorgeous and has an insane body. It's clear that she's not super young but she takes great care of herself. Second, her massage skills are very good. I told her what my specific movement issues were and she definitely worked out those spots, but also gave me a few tips on how to stretch and maintain going forward. Finally, her fully nude finish is very good even though I got rushed a bit. I got the first appointment of the day and she was a few minutes late; I basically finished at 10:58 and krystal was already moving me so she could change the sheets for her next client who was in the waiting room.

Overall, her rate is so low that I found it to be worth the drive down to oc to experience what everyone raves about. I will definitely repeat, however I still rate the overall experience slightly lower than vicky at thai tara. Someone pointed out that vicky is great but if you actually challenge her by asking for specific therapeutic massage, she really steps it up and I found that to be true. Unless I move closer to city of orange, vicky is still my go to.
p.s. don’t ask for more specifics about krystal... they’re all there in the oc thread.

[Jojo351]

Can't really find reviews on this one and wanted to know if anyone has been to this place yet??

https://bodyrubshop.com/ads/now-open...drama-38261763

[EastNewb]

Hey everyone, created account to ask about specific MP. I've been looking MPs for a while now and finally have the conviction to try one. I've had my eyes on one called Eastern Massage, has anyone been to this one?

[The Camel]

I saw her before Thanksgiving, but haven't been back since. Hope she's still there, she is a freak! One of the best BBBJs from a MP I've had.

Gracias Panchito. Your timeline definitely pre-dates the reports of her departure. We always need to take such reports with a grain of salt anyway since mamasans and other MP workers often intentionally or mistakenly miscommunicate why a particular lady is not working on any given day or month. Laura is an extremely busy high earnings provider and can afford to take a vacation.

[CoryBekem]

FFS.

Okay, tips for you newbies:

If you walk in and there are 20 guys waiting either 1) It's Free Anal Day (best bring your own condom) or 2) You've accidentally wandered into the Vasectomy clinic during the Final Four.

You may occasionally run into other mongers (gasp) and if that happens the accepted universal greeting is "Sup" with the proper response being "Sup. ".

If the exit (and presumably the entrance) is too open and obvious, look for the super secret entrance. It's usually down the side of the building behind the trash bin. Move that out of the way and bang on the wall behind it. It may not open right away, so bang as hard and long as it takes. OR, if you're not quite ready to walk into a place of business with a front door facing a public use area, drive away.

Remember: You're there for a massage with many health benefits. Thats all. If something else happens (I've heard stories) well, how surprising! Best of luck.

Sorry for my ignorance. I normally just stick to independents but I've been getting curious as the independent cmt scene Is dying down.

[MikeFandango]

The only time something remotely similar has happened to me was when the girl running the place overbooked. There were maybe 2 to 3 others besides me in the waiting room. Everyone knows why everyone is there. Just don't make things too awkward. At the same shop though, they had people come in through front door and leave through the back into the parking lot.

I remember healing therapy in Baldwin Park around ten years ago where on the waiting room sometimes used to be four mongers and you used to chat with them, looked more a doctor's office with the older mamasan as office manager.

[BeHolderXoXo]

FFS.

Okay, tips for you newbies:

If you walk in and there are 20 guys waiting either 1) It's Free Anal Day (best bring your own condom) or 2) You've accidentally wandered into the Vasectomy clinic during the Final Four.

You may occasionally run into other mongers (gasp) and if that happens the accepted universal greeting is "Sup" with the proper response being "Sup. ".

If the exit (and presumably the entrance) is too open and obvious, look for the super secret entrance. It's usually down the side of the building behind the trash bin. Move that out of the way and bang on the wall behind it. It may not open right away, so bang as hard and long as it takes. OR, if you're not quite ready to walk into a place of business with a front door facing a public use area, drive away.

Remember: You're there for a massage with many health benefits. Thats all. If something else happens (I've heard stories) well, how surprising! Best of luck.

Another classic post by a seasoned veteran. I nominate as one of the funniest posts of the year 2019. Best of luck, I hope you'll take the crown.