Escort Reports

[SpinnerLover69]

https://cleveland.skipthegames.com/f...o/326017521014

This one has me intrigued.

A couple of weeks ago I sent a text and she responded by saying to call, she doesn't do business over texts. So of course red flags pop up as it could be LEO wanting me to say what I want and to record my voice. When she sent the that text she attached a photo of herself and it wasn't one that was already in the add. I asked her to send a pic of her touching her nose. She gave no response to that request after a few minutes. I then googled her phone number and it had the pics from her add but also had pictures of 2 fat brunettes. So either a pimp with multiple girls attached to the number (likely) or the pictures of two cute blondes are fake (also Likely). Could also be LEO using same number with different pictures of different girls (less likely). After googling their number I called twice from my text app so they knew it was me and my call got rejected twice. So because of that I would say they are most likely one of the not so good scenarios above. They have add history in several cities, which could mean they travel, but could also mean fake.

[Taint Smasher]

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[PooBao82]

https://cleveland.skipthegames.com/f...o/326017521014

This one has me intrigued.

[CTom86]

https://cleveland.skipthegames.com/f...y/786389233871

My dream girl is way the hell out in Elyria 90 minutes away. Slender, blonde, gorgeous & Greek isles!

Surely one of you brave lads has something to report.

Confused? Did you see her and she was great or did you see the ad and think she is your dream girl?

[Poop Stain]

She is also on Seeking.com, where I met her.

She said she works in Lorain, but moved to Cuy Falls in the summer, to move out of her parents place.

I met her at a hotel off Howe Rd in Cuy Falls. No odor, but everything was covered. She is a drug user, but it has not hit her yet.

Cute and innocent looking, but she has been around for a couple years, by her own admission. She isn't desperate either, parents still paying for stuff, so she is the laziest of ******.

I agree with other guy. Her personality is dry at best. Snobby. And she didn't smell right down there. I should buy her Summer's Eve for Christmas.

[Sober12]

Kicked myself as she does have reviews here. But that Amber had brilliant red hair so took this to be a new provider. Nope, same Amber but now a brunnette.

Anyway, she won't discuss details via text. Very pretty girl with a hot bod; however, way too many rules which put her off my list as a redhead normally a fetish of mine.

So, everythings covered which made it a wasted trip. The very popular "I don't do nutin!" signs on her advert would have been appropriate. Pity as she's quite close.

Holiday blessings to you. I appreciate the info.

[Pantagruel]

https://cleveland.skipthegames.com/f...y/786389233871

My dream girl is way the hell out in Elyria 90 minutes away. Slender, blonde, gorgeous & Greek isles!

Surely one of you brave lads has something to report.

[BudBowl2001]

She does look cute. What are the rates?

https://cleveland.skipthegames.com/f...e/729783024536

So, I text this one because I think she looks cute. She replies, asks for a verification picture because she doesn't like black guys (more on this later). Anyhow, I send one. She tells me outcall or car play only. Well, it's cold out, so I rent a room at Motel 6 in Amherst. Apparently that's where she lives and her car has been acting up and she didn't want to drive too far. No problem.

She's there on time and let me tell you, very cute. Looks like her pics. Flat ass, but really nice creamers. However, she has an attitude. She's very business-like. She only does two things, BJ with a rubber on (WTF) and vaginal sex. I offer her extra to bite my nipples, she refuses. She refused to anally fist me, and I even offered her choice of either a surgical glove or one of those gloves you wear when doing the dishes, those thick rubber ones. She won't do it. I even offered her money to handcuff me to the bed and poke me repeatedly with a cattle prod. No luck. Talk about vanilla sex.

Anyhow, this is where it starts to go downhill. She asks me to hit it from the back. When I get behind her, all I can smell is ass. I mean, it's like she just took a giant sh*t in her pants and didn't bother to clean up. I look, and I don't see any poo. I'm not sure how it can smell that bad with no visible feces, but I can't take the odor, and flip her on her back and finish missionary. Those tits are amazing though. But the smell.

Anyhow, one problem I have is that I give women such amazing orgasms that they turn to mush and ramble. So, I crack a window to let the stank out and we lie on the bed chatting. She starts telling me how her dad is in the KKK. I'm like, "whatever. " I don't care.

Then she starts telling me that she has been doing this for about a year but had to take a break because she got the clap for the seventh time in her life. Seven times! What the hell. She is telling me how she had to pretend to not be interested in sex with her boyfriend (hence no incall) because he wants it every day. Anyhow, I start to wonder about that smell. Maybe it's something else. Anyhow, I'm not repeating with this ho which sucks because she is cute with a nice body.

[Taint Smasher]

Was this recent? She told me she isn't in the area, she is Akron area now.

Yes. And the odor was horrible.

[Sir LanceLicksalot]

The only thing missing is rates.

I hate to text a lady, only to find out she isn't within my budget. If reviews and ads listed rates it would cut down on the BS texts back and forth.

If you're getting a "deal" then quote the lady's normal rates. It would be a starting point.

Is this like an official template now.

[AsianBlowjob]

Was this recent? She told me she isn't in the area, she is Akron area now.

She is also on Seeking.com, where I met her.

She said she works in Lorain, but moved to Cuy Falls in the summer, to move out of her parents place.

I met her at a hotel off Howe Rd in Cuy Falls. No odor, but everything was covered. She is a drug user, but it has not hit her yet.

Cute and innocent looking, but she has been around for a couple years, by her own admission. She isn't desperate either, parents still paying for stuff, so she is the laziest of ******.

[Pantagruel]

https://yolo.com.listcrawler.eu/post...land/41209276/

The title alone should have scared this poor guy off.

"Looking For White Men Over 40!

Of course, after she had the monger's money, a big black guy came storming down the hall. The poor monger's so upset he's still posting threats of going back with his sidearm.

Come on! Don't be an ass!

Avoid the trouble!

If the provider specifies elderly white men only, you are going to be robbed!

If the ad says no AA, chances are her pimp is already hiding in the bathroom!

Don't send anyone your photo unless you don't give a damn about being identified in the local paper as a john.

Don't send deposits!

[Jcleve]

Was this recent? She told me she isn't in the area, she is Akron area now.

https://cleveland.skipthegames.com/f...e/729783024536

So, I text this one because I think she looks cute. She replies, asks for a verification picture because she doesn't like black guys (more on this later). Anyhow, I send one. She tells me outcall or car play only. Well, it's cold out, so I rent a room at Motel 6 in Amherst. Apparently that's where she lives and her car has been acting up and she didn't want to drive too far. No problem.

She's there on time and let me tell you, very cute. Looks like her pics. Flat ass, but really nice creamers. However, she has an attitude. She's very business-like. She only does two things, BJ with a rubber on (WTF) and vaginal sex. I offer her extra to bite my nipples, she refuses. She refused to anally fist me, and I even offered her choice of either a surgical glove or one of those gloves you wear when doing the dishes, those thick rubber ones. She won't do it. I even offered her money to handcuff me to the bed and poke me repeatedly with a cattle prod. No luck. Talk about vanilla sex.

Anyhow, this is where it starts to go downhill. She asks me to hit it from the back. When I get behind her, all I can smell is ass. I mean, it's like she just took a giant sh*t in her pants and didn't bother to clean up. I look, and I don't see any poo. I'm not sure how it can smell that bad with no visible feces, but I can't take the odor, and flip her on her back and finish missionary. Those tits are amazing though. But the smell.

Anyhow, one problem I have is that I give women such amazing orgasms that they turn to mush and ramble. So, I crack a window to let the stank out and we lie on the bed chatting. She starts telling me how her dad is in the KKK. I'm like, "whatever. " I don't care.

Then she starts telling me that she has been doing this for about a year but had to take a break because she got the clap for the seventh time in her life. Seven times! What the hell. She is telling me how she had to pretend to not be interested in sex with her boyfriend (hence no incall) because he wants it every day. Anyhow, I start to wonder about that smell. Maybe it's something else. Anyhow, I'm not repeating with this ho which sucks because she is cute with a nice body.

[Pantagruel]

https://escortalligator.com.clevelan...post/40528198/

Anyone? She looks like the body type I dream of but can't find info about the rest of the possible dream. Help please Gentlemen.

Says she is in Willoughby area.

Kicked myself as she does have reviews here. But that Amber had brilliant red hair so took this to be a new provider. Nope, same Amber but now a brunnette.

Anyway, she won't discuss details via text. Very pretty girl with a hot bod; however, way too many rules which put her off my list as a redhead normally a fetish of mine.

So, everythings covered which made it a wasted trip. The very popular "I don't do nutin!" signs on her advert would have been appropriate. Pity as she's quite close.

[Gloworm71]

Is this like an official template now.

So she gave you money back and your complianing? I get wasting your time and not getting what you want but damn. Sounds like you could have had a lot worse of a visit.