Massage Parlor Reports

[Jojo351]

Can't really find reviews on this one and wanted to know if anyone has been to this place yet??

https://bodyrubshop.com/ads/now-open...drama-38261763

[EastNewb]

Hey everyone, created account to ask about specific MP. I've been looking MPs for a while now and finally have the conviction to try one. I've had my eyes on one called Eastern Massage, has anyone been to this one?

[The Camel]

I saw her before Thanksgiving, but haven't been back since. Hope she's still there, she is a freak! One of the best BBBJs from a MP I've had.

Gracias Panchito. Your timeline definitely pre-dates the reports of her departure. We always need to take such reports with a grain of salt anyway since mamasans and other MP workers often intentionally or mistakenly miscommunicate why a particular lady is not working on any given day or month. Laura is an extremely busy high earnings provider and can afford to take a vacation.

[CoryBekem]

FFS.

Okay, tips for you newbies:

If you walk in and there are 20 guys waiting either 1) It's Free Anal Day (best bring your own condom) or 2) You've accidentally wandered into the Vasectomy clinic during the Final Four.

You may occasionally run into other mongers (gasp) and if that happens the accepted universal greeting is "Sup" with the proper response being "Sup. ".

If the exit (and presumably the entrance) is too open and obvious, look for the super secret entrance. It's usually down the side of the building behind the trash bin. Move that out of the way and bang on the wall behind it. It may not open right away, so bang as hard and long as it takes. OR, if you're not quite ready to walk into a place of business with a front door facing a public use area, drive away.

Remember: You're there for a massage with many health benefits. Thats all. If something else happens (I've heard stories) well, how surprising! Best of luck.

Sorry for my ignorance. I normally just stick to independents but I've been getting curious as the independent cmt scene Is dying down.

[MikeFandango]

The only time something remotely similar has happened to me was when the girl running the place overbooked. There were maybe 2 to 3 others besides me in the waiting room. Everyone knows why everyone is there. Just don't make things too awkward. At the same shop though, they had people come in through front door and leave through the back into the parking lot.

I remember healing therapy in Baldwin Park around ten years ago where on the waiting room sometimes used to be four mongers and you used to chat with them, looked more a doctor's office with the older mamasan as office manager.

[BeHolderXoXo]

FFS.

Okay, tips for you newbies:

If you walk in and there are 20 guys waiting either 1) It's Free Anal Day (best bring your own condom) or 2) You've accidentally wandered into the Vasectomy clinic during the Final Four.

You may occasionally run into other mongers (gasp) and if that happens the accepted universal greeting is "Sup" with the proper response being "Sup. ".

If the exit (and presumably the entrance) is too open and obvious, look for the super secret entrance. It's usually down the side of the building behind the trash bin. Move that out of the way and bang on the wall behind it. It may not open right away, so bang as hard and long as it takes. OR, if you're not quite ready to walk into a place of business with a front door facing a public use area, drive away.

Remember: You're there for a massage with many health benefits. Thats all. If something else happens (I've heard stories) well, how surprising! Best of luck.

Another classic post by a seasoned veteran. I nominate as one of the funniest posts of the year 2019. Best of luck, I hope you'll take the crown.

[EastHornDog14]

Does anyone know which places are more discreet? It can be kinda awkward and ruin the mood if there is a large waiting room with 20 fellow mongers or if the exit is too put in the open and obvious. Thanks.

The only time something remotely similar has happened to me was when the girl running the place overbooked. There were maybe 2 to 3 others besides me in the waiting room. Everyone knows why everyone is there. Just don't make things too awkward. At the same shop though, they had people come in through front door and leave through the back into the parking lot.

[OCPep]

If something else happens (I've heard stories) .

What could happen? Asking for a friend of course.

Post made me chuckle. I think I've only seen another monger a handful of times in the many years. They usually have you wait in a room while Big Jim becomes Little Timmy because it's so friggen cold!

[Panchito33]

I saw her before Thanksgiving, but haven't been back since. Hope she's still there, she is a freak! One of the best BBBJs from a MP I've had.

I'm curious since there are a few posts stating that Laura has departed Green Spa, so will you tell us more specifically than "the other day" when you saw her?

[PlayerN818]

Does anyone know which places are more discreet? It can be kinda awkward and ruin the mood if there is a large waiting room with 20 fellow mongers or if the exit is too put in the open and obvious. Thanks.

FFS.

Okay, tips for you newbies:

If you walk in and there are 20 guys waiting either 1) It's Free Anal Day (best bring your own condom) or 2) You've accidentally wandered into the Vasectomy clinic during the Final Four.

You may occasionally run into other mongers (gasp) and if that happens the accepted universal greeting is "Sup" with the proper response being "Sup. ".

If the exit (and presumably the entrance) is too open and obvious, look for the super secret entrance. It's usually down the side of the building behind the trash bin. Move that out of the way and bang on the wall behind it. It may not open right away, so bang as hard and long as it takes. OR, if you're not quite ready to walk into a place of business with a front door facing a public use area, drive away.

Remember: You're there for a massage with many health benefits. Thats all. If something else happens (I've heard stories) well, how surprising! Best of luck.

[CoryBekem]

Does anyone know which places are more discreet? It can be kinda awkward and ruin the mood if there is a large waiting room with 20 fellow mongers or if the exit is too put in the open and obvious. Thanks.

[The Camel]

Laura did a hell of a job on me the other day but I'd like to know Who can top Laura's wildest service at Green spa?

I'm curious since there are a few posts stating that Laura has departed Green Spa, so will you tell us more specifically than "the other day" when you saw her?

[Monger562]

If you're looking for a massage place that provides that, you're in luck. LA & OC has them everywhere. I've stumbled upon them a few times just when looking for a legit massage. There are other sites that specialize in rub and tug locations you can google, if a place is on the list with reviews it's a safe bet. Show up with cash & be friendly & you should leave very happy.

Someone to tell me where to go, how to find.

Can someone send me a DM, PM whatever?

Looking for the spots where they give Bjs at not a crazy expensive price? Can someone guide me? I'm just a regular guy.

[BigBadNut]

Found her on RR she is great, now she lives in Hollywood. If you like huge naturals and a banging asz she is def pretty. Her massage is solid and play time is really good. Her donation is $$.

DM me but please bring a solid ref for either hot k-girl or Westside, SF area.

[Gabelos1]

Does anyone know where to look for independent cmt level providers these days? I've combed them and came up with very little info. Is thatmall still relevant? it seems like all the posts there use pictures from the 90s. I really miss the few gems I've met over the years that have all seemingly retired. Anyone remember gina mitchell?

Agree? I'm looking too!