Escort Reports

[RelaxinLV]

She's a fun lady. Short, BBW, but great with oral. Backdoor open. Has incall. https://www.eroticmonkey.ch/lacy-ban...s-vegas-644886.

I've been on a big boobed MILF kick lately. Last time I was in Vegas, I got to try a couple different ladies.

Savanaah Cyn Berlin- Thicker, older MILF with big tits. I elected to do half-hour outcall for $. 5. Responsive to text, good communication, quick verification and she showed up on time. Totally normal, didn't seem high or drunk. Started with a quick massage and then the flip for BBBJ. Good technique and effort. Since I was on the half-hour time crunch, I put a stop to it. Put on the cover and rolled her over for mish. She took it as hard as I wanted to give it. Seemed to enjoy herself, got very wet. Finished in the cover and she cleaned up and left. Nice provider if you're in to older, thicker ladies. Would repeat.

DirtyLvGirl- Continuing down the MILF trail, I set up an outcall for the next evening. She was a little slow to respond to text, but we still were able to make it happen. She showed up on time, met me in the casino and we headed up to the room. Looks just like her pictures, mature MILF with huge fake cans. Got to the room and she stripped down and got to work. If you're in to huge boobs, she should be on your list. They look great for her age. Very solid BBBJ, great doggy and mish. I hear the backdoor is open as well, but once again I was limited on time. Clean shave, no odor and in decent shape. She was nice and seemed in to enjoy the entire appointment. Damage was $. 5 for a half-hour. I'm headed back to Vegas in December and she is definitely on the repeat list.

Looking for other big boob suggestions. Prefer milfs, but any big boobs will do. The bigger the better. Also looking for any must-see providers, no matter the boob size. If you don't want to post in the open forum, feel free to send a PM. I'll share any info I gather when I'm in town this December.

I know I'm not a senior member, but I've been here for a while and have posts in Detroit, LA and Vegas.

[RelaxinLV]

I've found two ladies in Vegas that respond, show up, perform, etc. Also looking for any curvy, thick recommendations in Vegas if you care to share.

Lacy Bangs. She has incall or outcall available. Nice lady, big tits, great oral, and willing to please. She also enjoys light dominating if you're into that. https://www.eroticmonkey.ch/lacy-ban...s-vegas-644886.

Liv in Vegas. Pretty lady. Curvy, big, natural breasts, and you will get lost in the those dark blue eyes! Loves to kiss and excellent for GFE. Really looks like the mom next door. www.livvyvegas.com.

Love to hear any recommendations if you have found similar women in Vegas.

[Doof808]

Frequently, an escort uses codewords to mask their perceived inadequacies by transforming them into an asset. Often we are asked, what does this mean or is there a glossary or dictionary, in reference to these terms, abbreviations, and acronyms.

To reduce the confusion for novice readers, we present, the pessimist's guide to decoding escort ads:

JG.

That was fantastic to see posted! I know a lot of seniors were reading and nodding their heads; yup, yup, yup. Some were funny, but this list is such good info!

[TnaPorter]

To reduce the confusion for novice readers, we present, the pessimist's guide to decoding escort ads:

Greatest post ever!

[BScotti]

Hahaha. So funny but so true.

Frequently, an escort uses codewords to mask their perceived inadequacies by transforming them into an asset. Often we are asked, what does this mean or is there a glossary or dictionary, in reference to these terms, abbreviations, and acronyms.

To reduce the confusion for novice readers, we present, the pessimist's guide to decoding escort ads:

Build:

BBW = fat.

Voluptuous = fat.

Curvy = fat.

Curvaceous = fat.

Thick = fat.

Rubenesque = fat.

Womanly = fat.

Hourglass = fat.

Supersized = fat.

Pic of face only? = fat.

Pic of body under bedsheet? = fat.

Gives bra size only? = fat.

Busty = either saggy or fat.

Naturally busty = saggy and fat.

Real woman = saggy, fat and ugly.

Slim = no boobs.

Svelte = no boobs.

Slender = no boobs.

Dancer's body = no boobs.

Runner = no boobs.

Spinner = no boobs.

Yoga = no boobs.

Bombshell = fake boobs.

Baywatch = fake boobs.

Playboy = fake boobs.

Model = fake boobs.

ETHNICITY:

Brazilian = black.

Butterscotch = black.

Caramel = black.

Chocolate = black.

Creole = black.

Cuban = black.

Dominican = black.

Ebony = black.

Egyptian = black.

Eritrean = black.

Ethiopian = black.

Exotic = black.

Hawaiian = black.

Mahogany = black.

Mocha = black.

Mulatto = black.

Nubian = black.

Mixed = black.

AGE:

Mature = old.

Courtesan = old.

Gracious = old.

Refined = old.

Elegant = old.

Classic = old.

Conservative = old.

Original = old.

Regarding age = generally add a few years, here are some frequent exceptions:

College Student = late 20's.

Just turned 18 = mid 20's.

19 = possible jailbait.

21 = late 20's.

28 = late 30's.

Personal traits:

Intelligent = brunette.

Sorority Girl = blonde.

Selective = overpriced.

Exclusive = very overpriced.

Classy = can't afford lingerie.

Freaky = doesn't shower between clients.

Nasty = doesn't shower at all.

Upscale = snooty personality.

All American = all trailer trash.

Princess = I have an attitude problem.

Party girl = I'll be high on drugs.

On fire = active herpes outbreak.

Las Vegas = Bellagio prices, Motel 6 service.

Coed = plain looking with acne problem.

Girl next door = looks like the boy next door.

Goddess = If you believe this is me in the pictures.

Real Doll = Bubba brings you an inflatable doll, no refunds.

Energetic = methamphetamine addict.

Down to earth = boring.

College graduate = sleeps with professors.

Other features:

Open minded = openly accepts tips.

Two girl show = one girl shows, one girl steals your stuff.

New to business = changed name.

New to area = changed name and moved across the state.

Only here for a few days = staying until bad reviews run me out of town.

Up to an hour = 1 shot and she's gone.

Discreet = I check your ID.

Discrete = I can't spell.

Advance notice required = you'll never get a hold of me.

Seeks generous gentleman = ROB for the elderly.

Seeks generous businessmen = ROB for out-of-towners.

Once in a lifetime experience = you won't repeat.

I love what I do = I'm desperate for clients.

Satisfaction guaranteed = I guarantee I'm getting your money.

Snowbunny = white girl with a black pimp.

Available 24/7 = my pimp doesn't let me sleep.

AD WRITTEN IN ALL CAPS = my pimp can't type.

AD wRiTTeN iN mIxED cAsE = my pimp is learning how to type.

You won't be sorry = You'll be disappointed.

You won't be disappointed = You'll be sorry.

CMT = good massage, bad sex.

FBSM = bad massage, good sex.

UNWRITTEN clues:

What an ad DOESN'T say, is also a source of information:

Unless specified differently, you can assume:

Hair color = brown.

Hair length = to shoulder.

Eye color = brown.

Age = mature.

Height = short.

Weight = heavy.

Cup size = small.

Measurements = large.

JG.

[John Girthson]

No doubt. Have to always decode provider language. So over 40 is 50 +. Intelligent, genuinely friendly is bat s**t cray cray and so on!

Frequently, an escort uses codewords to mask their perceived inadequacies by transforming them into an asset. Often we are asked, what does this mean or is there a glossary or dictionary, in reference to these terms, abbreviations, and acronyms.

To reduce the confusion for novice readers, we present, the pessimist's guide to decoding escort ads:

Build:

BBW = fat.

Voluptuous = fat.

Curvy = fat.

Curvaceous = fat.

Thick = fat.

Rubenesque = fat.

Womanly = fat.

Hourglass = fat.

Supersized = fat.

Pic of face only? = fat.

Pic of body under bedsheet? = fat.

Gives bra size only? = fat.

Busty = either saggy or fat.

Naturally busty = saggy and fat.

Real woman = saggy, fat and ugly.

Slim = no boobs.

Svelte = no boobs.

Slender = no boobs.

Dancer's body = no boobs.

Runner = no boobs.

Spinner = no boobs.

Yoga = no boobs.

Bombshell = fake boobs.

Baywatch = fake boobs.

Playboy = fake boobs.

Model = fake boobs.

ETHNICITY:

Brazilian = black.

Butterscotch = black.

Caramel = black.

Chocolate = black.

Creole = black.

Cuban = black.

Dominican = black.

Ebony = black.

Egyptian = black.

Eritrean = black.

Ethiopian = black.

Exotic = black.

Hawaiian = black.

Mahogany = black.

Mocha = black.

Mulatto = black.

Nubian = black.

Mixed = black.

AGE:

Mature = old.

Courtesan = old.

Gracious = old.

Refined = old.

Elegant = old.

Classic = old.

Conservative = old.

Original = old.

Regarding age = generally add a few years, here are some frequent exceptions:

College Student = late 20's.

Just turned 18 = mid 20's.

19 = possible jailbait.

21 = late 20's.

28 = late 30's.

Personal traits:

Intelligent = brunette.

Sorority Girl = blonde.

Selective = overpriced.

Exclusive = very overpriced.

Classy = can't afford lingerie.

Freaky = doesn't shower between clients.

Nasty = doesn't shower at all.

Upscale = snooty personality.

All American = all trailer trash.

Princess = I have an attitude problem.

Party girl = I'll be high on drugs.

On fire = active herpes outbreak.

Las Vegas = Bellagio prices, Motel 6 service.

Coed = plain looking with acne problem.

Girl next door = looks like the boy next door.

Goddess = If you believe this is me in the pictures.

Real Doll = Bubba brings you an inflatable doll, no refunds.

Energetic = methamphetamine addict.

Down to earth = boring.

College graduate = sleeps with professors.

Other features:

Open minded = openly accepts tips.

Two girl show = one girl shows, one girl steals your stuff.

New to business = changed name.

New to area = changed name and moved across the state.

Only here for a few days = staying until bad reviews run me out of town.

Up to an hour = 1 shot and she's gone.

Discreet = I check your ID.

Discrete = I can't spell.

Advance notice required = you'll never get a hold of me.

Seeks generous gentleman = ROB for the elderly.

Seeks generous businessmen = ROB for out-of-towners.

Once in a lifetime experience = you won't repeat.

I love what I do = I'm desperate for clients.

Satisfaction guaranteed = I guarantee I'm getting your money.

Snowbunny = white girl with a black pimp.

Available 24/7 = my pimp doesn't let me sleep.

AD WRITTEN IN ALL CAPS = my pimp can't type.

AD wRiTTeN iN mIxED cAsE = my pimp is learning how to type.

You won't be sorry = You'll be disappointed.

You won't be disappointed = You'll be sorry.

CMT = good massage, bad sex.

FBSM = bad massage, good sex.

UNWRITTEN clues:

What an ad DOESN'T say, is also a source of information:

Unless specified differently, you can assume:

Hair color = brown.

Hair length = to shoulder.

Eye color = brown.

Age = mature.

Height = short.

Weight = heavy.

Cup size = small.

Measurements = large.

JG.

[StanleyStankas]

Every time there is a review of a provider with an ad that says "skip the games", these are the VERY girls who play the games. 😂

No doubt. Have to always decode provider language. So over 40 is 50 +. Intelligent, genuinely friendly is bat s**t cray cray and so on!

[Big Puff Daddy]

Any details?

Every time there is a review of a provider with an ad that says "skip the games", these are the VERY girls who play the games. 😂

[Trypt]

One of her ads said to ask about her overnight specials. So I inquired and she quoted $1000 for 6 hours.

What are her rates per hr / hhr? $100? $200? $300? $400? $500? Thanks.

[Brccfp02]

What are her rates per hr / hhr? $100? $200? $300? $400? $500? Thanks.

Showed up around an hr late. Service was good but rushed $$ agreed to hr and out in hh. Resembles girl from the pictures. She is on the taller side. Bbbj spit takes direction well pays attention to the boys. She offers cfs.

[PeoGuy]

http://las-vegas.skipthegames.com/fe...y/732546940347

Any details?

[PeoGuy]

What are her rates per hr / hhr? $100? $200? $300? $400? $500? Thanks.

She quoted me $$ for hr. $$$ for hour but would take less if I got her an Uber. Coming in January and planning on seeing her. Let me know how it goes and I will do the same. Thanks.

[BassLake]

http://las-vegas.skipthegames.com/fe...y/732546940347

What are her rates per hr / hhr? $100? $200? $300? $400? $500? Thanks.

[Sb1998]

Planning a trip and looking for the best dreaming option.

I have heard good things about this one, but would love any other options: https://escortbabylon.net/image_list/7022912285.

And are there any other quality, you, GFE options out there that won't break the bank. Thanks!

[AmericanaX702]

The phone number 94xxxxx426 states its a girl named Georgie.

They lie to you and say that they are her and she says she's independent.

The girl that came to my door was fat and not the girl.

Don't trust this phone number.