Massage Parlor Reports

[Joseph2019]

I had a superior Nuru this morning from Jenn. And on the flip she spent a considerable amount of time on a Lingam massage, second pop was great! She is a real gem. I know I review her often and it's because she has become my go to provider. I recommend asking her about her Lingum massage special. Happy holidays, Lingam style. LOL.

SN.

I too would like a PM of Jens contact or post.

[GregsMeg]

Can you please PM Bonita number?

https://msbonitadiaz.wixsite.com/home

[JoeyDetr]

Could anyone PM me Jenns contact info please? I would love to check her out this weekend if I could. Thanks!

[JohnS1963]

Is there some new secret handshake? Went there after taking a year off, and nothing on the flip. I motioned to it and just got a head shake. NO.

Are you referring to the Oriental Health Spa? The last time I went, I got a handshake, but that was a few months ago.

[Ind25]

I called Bonita to make a four handed appointment for tomorrow. She told me that Lisa is working tomorrow but Eve is working on Saturday. Has anybody seen Eve? If so, how does she compare to Lisa?

Can you please PM Bonita number?

[Ind25]

I had a superior Nuru this morning from Jenn. And on the flip she spent a considerable amount of time on a Lingam massage, second pop was great! She is a real gem. I know I review her often and it's because she has become my go to provider. I recommend asking her about her Lingum massage special. Happy holidays, Lingam style. LOL.

SN.

Can you PM Jenns number.

[GregsMeg]

I called Bonita to make a four handed appointment for tomorrow. She told me that Lisa is working tomorrow but Eve is working on Saturday. Has anybody seen Eve? If so, how does she compare to Lisa?

[OnlyVrx]

Any info on these 2 providers. Ms. Nuru and Christy Luv? I've seen her ads all over the place but I haven't seen many reports. Anyone have any experience you can share, seems like they could be fun? Thanks! PM OK.

http://msnuru.escorts.biz/home

[Olnutt]

Did Sophia's on Van Dyke in Sterling Heights ever open back up?

[DirtyOne313]

Is there some new secret handshake? Went there after taking a year off, and nothing on the flip. I motioned to it and just got a head shake. NO.

[Vajuxo]

I had one decent (5/6 out of 10) massage in there with standard handshake. Nothing more. Then I walked in there last year and the girl had the biggest cold sore I've ever seen. I turned and left. Never went back.

Two visits to this location.

First time exceeded my expectations: a 30 something 6, sloppy toppy, digits, $.

Second time was disappointing, but it still came in handy.

I am guessing it was someone's dinner, but the last time I was there, the place reeked of raw ass at low tide.

Decided not to return after the last experience.

[CommanderThicc]

In dire need of some pussy and wasn't able to stop recently for some action in Lansing or Jackson.

Thought about seeing if that AMP at NW corner of 13/ Mound is open but stayed west. Stopped at DT, haven't been there in atleast 5-6 years. Apparently I must have forgotten how bad it was there. When I parked I did not feel good that my parked car was still only about 10-15 feet away from the main road w / no curb or anything to prevent sideswipe, potential for an accident, etc.

Older lady, like late 50's or 60's answered the door, but she looked like those sexy older Asian ladies who are done up while walking around at Somerset or something comparable. I acted like I knew her, insinuating that she should remember me. I wanted BBBJ and FS bad so just wanted her to feel at ease. My actions seemed to put her at ease but in the long run, I didn't get anything good.

She gave me a so-so effort massage for about 20-25 minutes, then as she said she was tired as she commented my thicker body made it harder for her, I turned the tables and told her I would massage her. This move ALWAYS helps segue my efforts. Not so much. As she took her top off to hop on the table, she ASKED for a TIP. Which I thought was fine as I thought things were escalating. I gave her 100 on top of the 60 when I first came in. She seemed content, and I thought we were going to ready to party as I begin with a massage. UHH NO. I massaged her shoulders and back and tried to get into her pants and as she objected, I said I thought we were cool. She stated she gets 100 for a HJ, $120-140 for BJ and $160 for FS. I said bullshit and told her no one pays her in her hoodrat environment $100 for an HJ. I told her I wanted me $$ back after all I did so far was give her a massage- that should constitute a fricken discount! We eventually agreed on $100 for BJ, which was lackluster and I had to close my eyes and think of a hot chick that had enthusiasm sucking my dick. This dream lasted about 50 minutes. Will NOT repeat.

Need to head out to Jackson. BAD!

I tried to see them, but another monger go there right in front of me, and she dismissed me. Glad I didn't go, but I still had a short time as I went to Sunrise. I went to Hawaii back in the day, and it was awesome, Jackson is worth the drive.

[CommanderThicc]

Had a terrible experience last Friday. Tried to visit Sunrise and had a shit time. They took 60 for house, had me wait 20 minutes, shit massage for 5 minutes for "BBBJ" where all she did was inspect my goods and kiss it once or twice, then CFS where he hands were in the way of actual strokes, I'm not larger than avg and she wouldn't let me get more than 2/3 rds in. I paid. 40 for "full" and it was not worth the 60 entrance fee. Go there if you love shitty service. They also had some tall white guy there just hanging out, eyeing me down as I entered and went to the bathroom. Fuck Sunrise.

[SandersNut]

Any chance can I get a contact info. Love a good massage even it is no extra. Thanks.

Briana 248-702-4860.

EnJoy, have fun and as always Be Safe.

SN.

[Nknk789]

My current favorite, Jenn is out of commission for a week or so. Thought I'd try a local independent today, Used a groupon. Wholistic bodywork & spa.

The Owner is a young 24 year old AA lady named Briana. She is about about 5'7" 130 lbs, slim to athletic but strictly business. Almost no personality. I had purchased the groupon in June and it expired because she was on maternity leave and honored it today. My expectation with a groupon is always no extras so I had no expectation of a happy ending. I arrived at very nice / clean studio at 13 and Northwestern 10 minutes before appointment and was greeted by house mom (Briana's mom) who brought me a water and asked me to have a seat in the lobby. Mom was in a office facing the lobby doing paper work, serving as the sentry / guardian LOL.

Briana came out and I could hear the baby cooing in the back room, She walked me into the massage room right off the lobby and asked the usual questions. Any problem areas, light or medium pressure? I reminded her the groupon was for deep tissue, and she told me to disrobe and assume the position.

My expectation was that this would be an unremarkable massage.

I was pleasantly surprised.

I must say, this was the most thorough, deep pressured, well technique massage I have had from any non-Asian provider, ever. There are only two Asian providers that I see regularly and she rivals them. The end of the massage was about a 5 minute neck massage, kneading, massaging, stretching my neck, back and shoulder. This, in short, was an awesome deep tissue massage. The groupon was $40 normal rate through massagebook is $65 deep tissue, $55 sweedish, and introductory massage is $50.

For a straight massage, no frills, I'll see her often.

Downside is there was not a hint of even "DIY". She was out of clean Hot towels so I didn't get the hot towel treatment. Otherwise I highly recommend for straight massage.

Happy Hunting,

SN.

Any chance can I get a contact info. Love a good massage even it is no extra. Thanks.