Massage Parlor Reports

[Deeto420]

Has anyone had any experience at Ballard Asia on NW 75th & 15th? Looking for a new local spot.

Looking for intel on luckypenny, want to pull the trigger but.

Don't want to waste time thanks fellow mongers.

[Funguy43]

Has anyone had any experience at Ballard Asia on NW 75th & 15th? Looking for a new local spot.

[Justice2001]

Went to symmetry, got a legit massage from an older lady. Massage was good. No teasing and kept me covered but the flip was a light sensual touch which I wasn't expecting.

Immediately went to yili after and got Rita who was on the older side.

With my luck I always get the oldest one in the shop every time it seems. If anyone can give me some names to ask for in any shop it would be appreciated! Even legit places!

[RockChalk]

Does anyone know if Lazy Cat is OK? Saw some LE asking the girls questions outside a month ago. Anyone still good there?

I used to go to Lazy Cat ALL the time! After Tina left, though, the new girls got pushy about tips and were reluctant to shed any clothes or allow the touching of skin. I had posted a few reviews on RM before I took a sabbatical from that site because it isn't worth paying monthly as reviews don't come very frequently.

I re-upped for a month back in October and I looked up Lazy Cat and it had completely disappeared from RM! I clicked on my reviews of Lazy Cat and an RM logo appears, no review or anything about Lazy Cat. This was odd because my reviews of places long shut down by the Great Sting of March 2018 still showed up.

The review of the provider at Columbian Way that wrapped my dick in saran wrap like it was a Thanksgiving leftover before blowing me was still there even though Columbian Way isn't. The review of Jojo and her sing song voice, who could serenade you in Chinese both with a dick in her mouth and without, still there.

It was like Rubmaps just decided that Lazy Cat never existed! If anyone has some recent info about LC, I'd also be curious to find out. The cops outside asking questions is never a good sign!

Rock Chalk.

[The Tanuki]

My experience exactly. I'm not huge at all. Some AMP ladies make me happy I'm not. One I met at euro (yuMi maybe idk) has the shortest pussy I've ever fucked. I kept adjusting to find the sweet spot in her where I could fit more than 2" but to no avail. It was really hard to fuck.

It's standard operating chatter with damn near every Asian working girl (and I've done a lot of them overseas and a few in the US). They just think American men need to be told they have big dicks, whether or not there's any truth in it at all. FFS, they can get a baby through there. The whining about sex hurting is just to get you to hurry up and finish so they can move on to the next guy. Yea there are exceptions but not so many in my experience.

TT.

[SeaMonstes5678]

Does anyone have experience with Lisa at Lavender at Westlake? Don't need details of service just age and looks would be great.

I did forget. . 6 for the house and $ tip as always. Someone PM'd me saying she she tried to upcharge them $$$ for an hour. Nope same text exactly the same text all same amounts.

I am terrible with age but nice slim petite body as for her face, to me she looks like she just wants to be fucked hard and she wants to ride and grind. That's what I see when I go there and that is exactly what she provides. YMMV.

[SeaMonstes5678]

Does anyone have experience with Lisa at Lavender at Westlake? Don't need details of service just age and looks would be great.

Was back at Westlake again visiting. Saw same girl. She has limited English but as I have said before the girl can fuck. I called first because I wanted her again. But got the text message and walked in and went inside got undressed, and we just started fucking (covered") we fucked on the couch and on the table. Everywhere. She was great again. She was in rare form super nimble and flexible. She does not speak English very well but it did not matter. Doggy again and once I blew my top she was good to go. She did the hot towel thing and surprised me by giving me a massage. Was not sure she knew how b / c it was always straight to the deed. I thought she said her name was Li, Lea or something like that not Lisa. I was not listening as usual. She is Chinese small body set of b's. When I went there the 1st time she had light brown hair. But it is back to black. There are supposed to be more girls there but I have never seen anyone but her. On a side note I'm also aching to get back to Angela on 65 street. She also can suck a mean dick and the ta ta's are spectacular. That is all.

[Mitch Cor]

Any word on this one? I think she may have also advertised before as "Thai thai" massage?

https://seattle.rubratings.com/122542

Thanks.

[Funguy43]

Does anyone know if Lazy Cat is OK? Saw some LE asking the girls questions outside a month ago. Anyone still good there?

[LCB]

I stopped by SB recently and asked for Jessica. Cindy told me she no longer works there. I asked if she was back at Emerald and she said, I think so. I stopped by Emerald and the girl told me she would be there in a couple days. So, I guess she's back at Emerald?

-LCB.

[HotsFeru]

I went to go see jenny. She's pretty hot, maybe 35 max but she's got a body like a 20 year old stripper. Nice bolt ons, done very well. Will not do any bb.

Massage was 4 out of 10.

Pussy tighter than some of the 20 year olds like Bianca and Mia.

[Deeto420]

In your dream, did Jennie offer up BBFS & does she like creampie?

-LCB.

She did not, I had the feeling that she might I just didn't pursue it.

[Loopguystl]

Hi All,

I am looking to exchange information about UTR LMT who are not at an AMP. Please do PM. Don't want to out an UTR person in public. I have a couple of people I know in Bellevue and Seattle. Looking for within 20 miles of Seattle.

Please only PM me if you have information to exchange about non-AMP therapists.

[MahaAmi]

Thanks for the response. Any idea if the fantasy is with a cover or without?

In my dream I got a Thai provider in her 20's at Highland Spa. Hard to beat the stats. All services were covered though and the damage was similar (+ . 2) to Lynnwood rates. Did not get a name but she works from 3 PM to Closing 3 days a week. In my dream she definitely turned out to be a ACG champ.

[Zcxtps]

Thanks for the response. Any idea if the fantasy is with a cover or without?

In my last couple of dreams about Sunshine Spa, everything (including French lessons) was covered.