Massage Parlor Reports

[TJGeek]

Howdy. Has anyone gone to that Chicagoland massage? They have locations all over the city damen, western etc per their site. Is it any good? I'll hang up and listen for the answer.

If you are asking about https://www.chicagolandmassage.net/, they offer more than massage and have many positive posts on the forum. I had a good experience with Anna, Jessica, and Sarah, but Kayah was blah. Check out my posts and those of others.

[FnlvnGuy]

Howdy. Has anyone gone to that Chicagoland massage? They have locations all over the city damen, western etc per their site. Is it any good? I'll hang up and listen for the answer.

There was a great review here about it few weeks ago. Here it the link http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/show...ONLY&p=4539756#post4539756.

[LukeSolo]

Howdy. Has anyone gone to that Chicagoland massage? They have locations all over the city damen, western etc per their site. Is it any good? I'll hang up and listen for the answer.

[Pau Ford]

What is FWIW?

FWIW = For What It's Worth.

I saw Maya recently. Good but not great. Little disappointed based on the pics. They are not her, she's got a bit more of a caboose. She's not unattractive or anything, just not on par with the pics. Easy to talk to to but a little bit business like when it came time to the good stuff. No discussion of anything available other than basic HJ. Got the job done and still a good value for the cost but I'd try someone else before repeating with her.

[Yoni Sniffer]

I've seen Maya, she can hold a conversation quite well. Nothing more than L1 though. Didn't rush me and not mechanical FWIW.

What is FWIW?

[CityRat]

Whatever happened to this provider? She was originally at New Hope and was at 7 dates a few days a week after.

But the last few times from checking she's no longer there anymore either.

[MickSwagger]

Any latinas?

FS.

I'm sick of asian.

[KingFKings]

Hey gentleman, first of wanted to thank you guys for years of info, finally decided to make an account. Here are some of my recent visits. I prefer younger providers who are closer to my age.

Emily at SXL. She's relatively young compared to most providers and is willing to "get on her knees". I always end up regretting it because she doesn't wrap so once I pop, I run home to sanitize. 80 for level 2 plus door fee. Once I did a second level1 pop for which I gave 20 on top (she said "discount only four you".

Juju at SXL gives a good massage, but is a little older than Emily. Decided level 1 with her, didn't feel like spending that day for level 2.

Princess toftt, receptionist was smokin hot, but wouldn't Get her to crack or to get intel on who the better looking providers are. Got some chubby lady with a lot of makeup, massage sucked, handy sucked. Looking back receptionist knew that no decent looking girls were working that day but she wanted my money. Would appreciate a younger recommendation if / when you guys decide to tell me.

The south loop hot Asian chick who says she is a model (on rubrating). Got nothing she claims she doesn't do HE, but I only went once. Didn't feel like spending 90 plus tip to get blue balls again (she is hot though and gives a great massage). If there's more to be had here, even level 1. I would spend A lot on her.

Soul body mind toftt had Selena, youngish but chubby Latina but very nice, great massage, level 1 basic 40 damage plus doorfee no negotiation. Would repeat if / when there are no petite hotties available.

Belmont- Miky -young skinny friendly level1 $40 while cuddling. She tried to make out but I had to turn away. Not tryna make out with providers.

Coco- chubby youngish, no negotiation level1 $40. Probably won't repeat her unless I am desperate.

Daisy- not sure if she is still there. Tall cute provider good level 2 wrapped. Nice girl but hasnt been available since summer. Maybe I am getting her name confused.

Stay safe fellas.

[NotSoOld]

Whatever happened to April here?

According to Rubmaps, April has been gone since at least December of last year. Someone posted a comment on 12-05-2018 "I called and asked for April and they said she doesn't work there anymore. Anybody know where she went?" The last review of her was posted in October, 2018. Nobody since has posted any sightings of her since.

[Biliator]

Has anyone seen Mary Ann at the downtown Mercy / Oriental Medicine place? I know Angelina is there (or was? But I didn't know about Mary Ann. Any info would be appreciated. Thanks fellas.

Whatever happened to April here?

[Member #6027]

Has anyone seen Mary Ann at the downtown Mercy / Oriental Medicine place? I know Angelina is there (or was? But I didn't know about Mary Ann. Any info would be appreciated. Thanks fellas.

[Dbiz01]

I got a txt from a "booker" I've used in the past saying that they have 2 new young girls one Thai and one from Singapore and they would make all my dreams come true LOL.

I made an appointment it's located in a building which was used as an accountant or broker of some sort ok the good yes young yes good English, The bad GPS almost the worst I've ever come across mediocre massage lots of tease on the flip the negotiation was fierce 80 for l1 100 for 2 and wanted 160 for FS although she was willing to give me nude lvl1 for 100 needless to say I walked and visited a nearby "friend" who relieved my tension for standard fee.

Ok it was a waste of 60 but Toft for those who want to get ripped or have endless monger tokens.

P.S. This place is on RB with many reviews so the address and number are there.

Stay safe.

You my friend were taken by your "booker" friend, I. E. , papasan. That a-hole has over 50+ handles on the Chicago section and gives fake reviews to the 30 (I've heard more) MPs he manages.

[UncleNutzy]

There's been so many owner and fake reviews on RM in the past few months I wouldn't really believe any that are up there. That's one of the main reasons why I let my subscription lapse, along with all the trolls..

Might have gotten hit with a 5-day shut down from the city. It's happened to a couple other places this year too.

[Wenger]

CoCo on Addison looks closed down. Doorbells gone. Phone goes to voicemail. Recent review on the RM website tho, but I don't have a subscription. Has anyone been here lately?

Dave.

There is a review on RM from 3 days ago. I guess in this business a lot can happen in 3 days.

There's been so many owner and fake reviews on RM in the past few months I wouldn't really believe any that are up there. That's one of the main reasons why I let my subscription lapse, along with all the trolls.

-w.

[JoeCraven]

Visiting Chicago again, figured I would try out Ozone since it was walking distance from my hotel. Walked there. Door was locked, but in about 30 seconds a very attractive woman came to the desk and buzzed me in. I asked for a 90 minute deep tissue massage since it's on the main menu, but she only wanted to do 60 (fair, since deep tissue is harder). The woman goes by the name Candy, and was smoking hot. She was in her late 20's or early 30's, was super thin, had super perky (but fake) Cs, a tight ass and very pretty face. Claims to be Thai. This was a Thursday afternoon in case you want to try your luck.

First things first, even if there wasn't a HE, she was amazing at massage. I love deep tissue, but very few people do it right, and she was incredible. I would come back for the massage alone. Applied a ton of pressure, walked on my back, it was heaven.

Before the flip, I was touching her thighs a bit and she was pretty cool with it, but when I brought up a HJ she said no. It took a little more convincing but eventually she agreed (after asking if I was popo), and then gave a topless HJ. I asked about FS, and she said it was normally on the table, but she was on her period. I don't know if she was truthful, but she seemed to be honest about it. I didn't ask about a BJ, because I'm weird and am not really a fan of them. But I imagine it's on the menu.