Massage Parlor Reports

[Mikey540]

Hi guys, I'll be up next month. Anything in the Wallingford area?

[SideBob]

I think silver lane had a surprise visit today checking licenses.

Just a heads up.

[ManLovesLadies]

So I finally made a visit to the very highly regarded and superbly reviewed MILF Morgan.

To say it was a letdown would be understatement.

There really wasn't anything bad about it, but it wasn't great either.

Yes, she is a very nice person, drug free, honest and easy to talk to. In fact, she talks way too much.

But she is fat. She is much heavier than she appears in her pictures. The fact that she is short may maker her look fatter. And her face is not at all as attractive. She's the woman pushing an overfilled cart through the Walmart parking lot.

After a number of very nice texts, I make my arrival. She meets me in the hallway.

I am immediately disappointed. She is short, dumpy and not very attractive. Her hair is straggly and she needs to learn a little about putting herself together.

We go to her room and her blonde friend that she does doubles with is there. She is even fatter. Stringy blonde hair and not very attractive. Neither look like they are trying to entice customers by doing anything to look good.

Anyway, I'm asked whether I would mind if blondie waits in the bathroom. Otherwise she has to go out into the cold and sit in the car. I hesitated. Morgan was about to push for it, but blondie is less aggressive and said she was leaving no problem.

Morgan begins to undress. Somewhat large hanging boobs. Leaves a shirt of some sort covering her big belly and her panties on.

I disrobe and sit / lay on the bed waiting for her to shut the fuck up. Talk, talk, talk, talk, talk. About mindless gibberish I care nothing about.

Apparently she decides it's time to get into action. She tells me how great it is going to be.

Gives the little guy some hand action and continues the same conversation about her family's health, her car problems, the hotel owner liking her and throwing other girls out.

She finally shuts up and bends down for some head. I will say, she is very, very skilled. Varies things, pays attention everywhere. Good stuff. But then she stops and it's back to hand strokes and talking. Then it's back and forth between sucking me and stopping to continue the same conversation between sucks. Really? Talk about killing the moment. I ask her about kissing. She says sure she does. Then she proceeds to head up and make out as she is stroking junior. She is a terrible kisser. One of the worst I have EVER experienced. I usually love kissing. This was a chore. She heads back down and again alternates between sucking and yapping. I ask her about DATY, which I had paid for. She says, oh yeah, I guess, since you paid for it. We go to 69 and it is just boring. And the view was not appealing. I gently push her off and she continues oral and tells me to touch her kitty. OK, sounds good to me. But I can tell she is frustrated I have not cum yet. Well, folks, I am in my 60's, distracted by her incessant talking and put off by her body and shitty kissing. I'm lucky I was even hard!! She goes back and forth between hand and mouth. At this point she is super frustrated and goes into the bathroom. She returns with lotion and goes full on HJ. It feels good, but it's going to take me a while in this environment, especially since doing HJ enables her to continue with the yapping about unrelated stuff. Next she gets up and says she is going to do something special for me. Returns with a huge bottle of lube, lubes my up and the HJ is much better. Lubes me some more and we do a tittle fuck. She shuts up and we both concentrate on getting me off and it happens. That was actually pretty good.

She gets up and returns with wet towel and baby wipes. She is very nice and considerate. We talk as she texts blondie that it's okay to return. Big blonde comes in when I'm half dressed, We share pleasant small talk as they text like madwomen on their phones. They both give me hugs and I leave.

Bottom line, I was disappointed. I know a lot of guys really like her, and I guess I can understand that. I think she is a very nice person. However, she is quite overweight, too damn chatty. To the point that you feel the physical activity is secondary to her yapping. She does have great oral skills, but she doesn't stay at it very long. If you like overweight women who are nice, but in the wrong business, she is for you. Unfortunately, she is not for me. I would rate the session a 4 on a scale of 10. Too bad because I had really high hopes.

[BlackCock39]

So I went to Seoul spa in West Hartford to see if it's actually legit and it was!! I thought maybe it would change since it was like my 4th time there but nothing at all! So I was all amped up so I needed to get off so I went back serenity spa in West Hartford because I've had luck there the last time. I got there and asked for the half hour and went into a room and it was the same lady as last time so I was hoping it was a fluke and it wasn't! She got right to work on the massage with no sheet and did a fantastic job with the teasing and I told her she was going to get a good tip and she said thank you! On the flip standard lots of teasing with slightly touch me in the right place but massaging my legs and she asked if I wanted and hour and I said no because I could give her a good tip and she smiled and gave a really nice slow teasing hand job! Afterwards I said thank you and she told me I was a good man LOL she cleaned me up and gave me and extra 10 minutes! I paid the house $50 and her $20 and they both said thank you very much and I went out the back door! I will be going there from now on!! About a year I went there and it was all legit but hopefully this can become a good spot.

[JustLooking30]

Across from Pratt & Whitney.

419 Main St, East Hartford, CT 06118.

Over the years service has been all over the place. I have been there and gotten HJ, other time I was refused any extras, once the provider said to bring condom next time.

Was there the other day.

Older lady, even if extras were offered, I had no urge to be tugged by a grandma. So I took the legit massage. It was decent, but to her credit; she found a spot on my back and calf. She was almost methodical in how she approached those knots and she was actually able to work out the kinks. Heard another voice but was met with silence when I asked granny her name and the name of the other voice.

[RichardSmorgen]

My first time there was the same, they dive right in starting with the TS. I haven't been there in a long time as most of the girls were just OK looking and somewhat older than I'd like. Maybe I'll have to swing by and see Sarah one of these days.

So I was visiting your area again and had a flight out last Sunday. I ran down to see Nicole only to be met with a little sign on the door saying she was taking the day off and would be back the next morning at 9:30. Things were looking bleak, but I did some quick reading on this site and Rubmaps and decided to take my chances at the spa on Silver Lane. I was greeted by Sarah who I immediately gave a little hug to and agreed to the table shower.

She did a great job cleaning me up (and I do mean I had the squeaky-cleanest nether region you can imagine. Fortunately, after the table shower, she never toyed with my asshole again.

Bottom line, while Nichole might be cuter, I liked Sarah's massage much better. Good massage, plenty of teasing and she took her time playing around with me before finishing me up. Such a sweetie.

Took off, sat at the club in the airport for a few drinks and jumped on the plane. Never thought I'd like East Hartford so much. LOL.

Thanks for all the intel gentlemen. It was very useful.

I've never been to this place before, so there doesn't appear to be an requirement of multiple visits. She even asked me if I'd been there before and I said no. Maybe I just look like a guy that needs a handjob.

[Craven Morehed]

I have posted this before. Asian ladies who have not lived in USA for years act differently than local Asians. When You go to an AMP like Burn you have to tone your actions way back.

Respect an face are important to them things happen slower there. Build trust an faith. Don't push to fast or hard. A thank you an a nod goes a long way. Time of month also in play.

Its not a code. Its how they were brought up. It is the Asian way.

We can't change that. Granted some of the ladies are better than others in rewarding you. Just as it is that way at regular MP.

A smile also goes a long way. Just my 2 cents.

She should know the drill by now. Asian way or not.

So as far as I see it's 50/50 whether the famous Nicole is going to be in a good mood. LOL I won't waste my time.

[Member #6108]

Nicole has been in the USA for 3+ years.

What does that have to do with anything? My post was of a general nature to try an help some guys out an to let one guy know there is no code. I am fully aware of Nicoles background an talents.

[CTHobbyist]

Nicole has been in the USA for 3+ years.

I have posted this before. Asian ladies who have not lived in USA for years act differently than local Asians. When You go to an AMP like Burn you have to tone your actions way back.

Respect an face are important to them things happen slower there. Build trust an faith. Don't push to fast or hard. A thank you an a nod goes a long way. Time of month also in play.

Its not a code. Its how they were brought up. It is the Asian way.

We can't change that. Granted some of the ladies are better than others in rewarding you. Just as it is that way at regular MP.

A smile also goes a long way. Just my 2 cents.

[Krissp]

Have no idea if she is legit massage or is in it to play. Her pic is very hot latina. Great body. She wants $80 an hour $50 for half. Ran into a guy on Park St who recommended her. She has a room an a table off of Park an does outcalls. In addition to incalls. She calls herself Elite. I never heard of her but thought some guys her may have tried her. I have her digits.

If this is the girl from "Elite Massage", then I have seen her. She is smoking hot, great body, but 100% Legit. No extras were available and I visited her 3 times. It has been a while, so there may be more offered now. But she did give an amazing massage.

[Member #6108]

I had a similar visit last week and it was my 1st. I was excited when I got there and asked for Nicole. There were 2 asian girls there, both cute. Once in the room, I initiated the conversation but I felt like talking to the walls as I was getting no response back almost like no English. She hardly said a word the entire massage. BTW, that was great. Hands weren't allowed to roam and no teasing back. After an hr, only thing came out of her mouth was "you need to tip me". I was very disappointed walking back to the car. If there is a secret code to trigger the ultimate, please share.

I have posted this before. Asian ladies who have not lived in USA for years act differently than local Asians. When You go to an AMP like Burn you have to tone your actions way back.

Respect an face are important to them things happen slower there. Build trust an faith. Don't push to fast or hard. A thank you an a nod goes a long way. Time of month also in play.

Its not a code. Its how they were brought up. It is the Asian way.

We can't change that. Granted some of the ladies are better than others in rewarding you. Just as it is that way at regular MP.

A smile also goes a long way. Just my 2 cents.

[DoverBen]

There really is no secret code. You might have just put out a bad vibe. Did you get the table shower?

No TS.

Directed to massage rightaway.

I even played a card. A friend had a great experience and recommended. But didn't get the hint.

[TechSticles]

So I was visiting your area again and had a flight out last Sunday. I ran down to see Nicole only to be met with a little sign on the door saying she was taking the day off and would be back the next morning at 9:30. Things were looking bleak, but I did some quick reading on this site and Rubmaps and decided to take my chances at the spa on Silver Lane. I was greeted by Sarah who I immediately gave a little hug to and agreed to the table shower.

She did a great job cleaning me up (and I do mean I had the squeaky-cleanest nether region you can imagine. Fortunately, after the table shower, she never toyed with my asshole again.

Bottom line, while Nichole might be cuter, I liked Sarah's massage much better. Good massage, plenty of teasing and she took her time playing around with me before finishing me up. Such a sweetie.

Took off, sat at the club in the airport for a few drinks and jumped on the plane. Never thought I'd like East Hartford so much. LOL.

Thanks for all the intel gentlemen. It was very useful.

I've never been to this place before, so there doesn't appear to be an requirement of multiple visits. She even asked me if I'd been there before and I said no. Maybe I just look like a guy that needs a handjob.

[TechSticles]

There really is no secret code. You might have just put out a bad vibe. Did you get the table shower?

Is the mostly likely cause of no HE. I visited the first time and asked for Nicole, but I got the goodies. YMMV.

[Fazone]

I had a similar visit last week and it was my 1st. I was excited when I got there and asked for Nicole. ... I was very disappointed walking back to the car. If there is a secret code to trigger the ultimate, please share.

Since it was your first visit to this spa and you asked for a specific masseuse, they might have wondered what you know and where you got that info (and maybe who you work for).

At most Connecticut spas it pays to be patient, make multiple visits and treat the masseuses well, then the ultimate may cum your way. Oh yeah, and as Gordon Freeman hinted at. Take the table shower!