Massage Parlor Reports

[Member #6783]

I don't understand why everyone is still paying these crazy prices for Thai girls. Is it just because they are Thai? Basically $$ to $$.5 for FS is ridiculous to me. I can maybe see $$, but she would have to be pretty hot. I'd do AG or any other agency that for much hotter girls with 2 pops and GFE for not much more. I'd even rather role the dice on a crapshoot and walk out if she's not a winner. I don't see the type. These days they all seem to be past their prime. The hotter ones seem to want too much for FS. Unless all you want is a handshake. I guess I can understand going to Tara or KK if you wanted a real massage. But the rest are a waste of time in my opinion.

Sophie, Candy, Luna, JiJi (when she returns) all accept $$ for everything in my experience, even if they may advertise for a bit more.

[Member #6066]

Who did you see?

Good morning gentlemen.

I was intrigued by the reports for FHOH and visited yesterday. The spa looks very professional and there are private rooms. Whenever I go to a spa for the 1st time I let the massage therapist steer and make all the moves so there are no awkward situations. Unfortunately for me I think they wait for the customer to make the move. She did slide her hand over my member a couple times but there was never real action. I am not 100% sure if anything was going to happen if I said something, but nothing happened when I was there.

[Hwr02]

Saw her today. She is the girl in the pics and age 29 seems plausible. Attractive with enhanced teddies but based on originally rather large ones. Massage was OK but not hard enough to suit me. No teasing at all during massage, even after flip. Kept my member covered the hole time. About 20 minutes before the hour was up she gestured if I wanted a HJ and asked for. 6. She wanted. 8 for CBJ and $$ for CFS (I only wanted to rent her, not buy her. Rather than leave unfulfilled I barained and settled on. 4 for NOVA finish. She unleashed her teddies and allowed touching and squeezing them but not kissing them and was OK with having her butt fondled under her panties. NOVA was uninspired. Finished, showered and left. This is my third experience with Thais in this Fair Lakes subdivision. The first, more than a year ago, was Kate (no, not the same girl). Kate was fantastic but unfortunately she's long gone. I wouldn't repeat with Kathy or the other one (forgot her name and she also wanted too much). Too little for too much.

Saw Kathy as well and agree with this review.

Looks: 6/10 - Kind of looks like the pictures but she seems older in person.

Attitude: 5/10 - I want to first say, she is a nice person. If you get the right topic, she will light up and chat it up. However, the phone rang during the session (you couldn't have silenced it?) and she ended up texting during the session as well. Before the finish, she also asked for I'd because she didn't believe I wasn't a cop after letting Johnson out to breath for the entire hour.

Massage 3/10 - The massage wasn't that great. No where near legit Thai and was super soft. She sits on the table on top of your ass which isn't too unpleasant since she doesn't weigh much but she stays there the entire time rubbing your back. When I say rubbing, I mean it is barely rubbing. There isn't much else to say about the massage since that was pretty much it. No cracking, no elbows, no walking, no pulling or anything but a hand and your back. Now, I'm not too critical on massages since I am not in this hobby for them but this was not good compared to normal AMP standards.

Finish 5/10 - Standard NOVA and pricey. MiRoad got the same price quotes as me.

Not a repeat or recommendation.

[JohnnySalami]

I don't understand why everyone is still paying these crazy prices for Thai girls. Is it just because they are Thai? Basically $$ to $$.5 for FS is ridiculous to me. I can maybe see $$, but she would have to be pretty hot. I'd do AG or any other agency that for much hotter girls with 2 pops and GFE for not much more. I'd even rather role the dice on a crapshoot and walk out if she's not a winner. I don't see the type. These days they all seem to be past their prime. The hotter ones seem to want too much for FS. Unless all you want is a handshake. I guess I can understand going to Tara or KK if you wanted a real massage. But the rest are a waste of time in my opinion.

[SwiftChariot]

Good morning gentlemen.

I was intrigued by the reports for FHOH and visited yesterday. The spa looks very professional and there are private rooms. Whenever I go to a spa for the 1st time I let the massage therapist steer and make all the moves so there are no awkward situations. Unfortunately for me I think they wait for the customer to make the move. She did slide her hand over my member a couple times but there was never real action. I am not 100% sure if anything was going to happen if I said something, but nothing happened when I was there.

[PilotAviator]

Will not repeat with Mink.

Always be nice to the ladies.

PA.

[Grouper1980]

I've said I'd report back (6 weeks ago) on Fareast.

So far no change and I'm about to give up.

I've been spacing out the visits due to financial constraints, but so far it's been the same each time. Place is dead, Mama gives the massage. Talks me up and I've established some rapport, but I don't think she remembers me between visits. TS, standard NOVA, no other upgrades. Honestly, she's fit, but older than I am and I'm an agist so I'm not really looking for more anyway. But I did catch glimpses of other girls there I wouldn't mind getting some attention from.

I guess the question may be, what's a good next step? How do I politely ask for someone else? How can I figure out if FS is ever on the table for repeat customers or if I need to move on?

[Tapas]

I'm not going to write a review of her because it is a waste of my time. She originally asked for a benji just to remove her top. I lost my thought process for a sec when she asked for a benji.

These girls are playing with fire because they're going to run into that one asshole with a low tolerance for bullshitting.

https://nova.bedpage.com/Therapeutic...a/9405543.html

This outfit has its ladies rotate from McLean to Fairfax. I've have been to both places, but not lately. Once the prices exploded to the current levels, I moved on. Might as well go to AG & other escort joints at that price.

[Idk85]

Didn't see your review at first. There is another review of her that is definitely fake LOL you can tell by the English. Thanks for the reply.

I just found the other "review". Yes, I agree that review is a fake one because there are multiple lies in it.

[ZzzBoy14]

Check your inbox.

Why would Kathy type a less than stellar review of herself? LOL

Didn't see your review at first. There is another review of her that is definitely fake LOL you can tell by the English. Thanks for the reply.

[MiRoad]

If you're able to close the deal you'll need to bring 3. 0 That crew in Fairlakes all want more than they're worth.

Saw her today. She is the girl in the pics and age 29 seems plausible. Attractive with enhanced teddies but based on originally rather large ones. Massage was OK but not hard enough to suit me. No teasing at all during massage, even after flip. Kept my member covered the hole time. About 20 minutes before the hour was up she gestured if I wanted a HJ and asked for. 6. She wanted. 8 for CBJ and $$ for CFS (I only wanted to rent her, not buy her. Rather than leave unfulfilled I barained and settled on. 4 for NOVA finish. She unleashed her teddies and allowed touching and squeezing them but not kissing them and was OK with having her butt fondled under her panties. NOVA was uninspired. Finished, showered and left. This is my third experience with Thais in this Fair Lakes subdivision. The first, more than a year ago, was Kate (no, not the same girl). Kate was fantastic but unfortunately she's long gone. I wouldn't repeat with Kathy or the other one (forgot her name and she also wanted too much). Too little for too much.

[Idk85]

While there are always possible exceptions, it seems like these most of the visiting FBSM providers, Thai or otherwise, are friends of some of the locals and make the trip to the DMV because their local friends tell them there's easy money to be made.

Many of them aren't providing in their home areas so they see this as an opportunity to make a lot of quick cash and then go back to their normal lives. If they have a successful trip then maybe they'll make a future visit, although there's no way of knowing for sure. The local DMV providers, in addition to their own clients, make extra money by charging the visitors for the use of their apt or room. So it's a win-win for all the providers but usually not for the client.

That's because nothing in this setup gives the provider any incentive to give the kind of good service that would make a client want to repeat. It's actually more lucrative for them to churn through clients as quickly as possible and move on to the next sucker. It's also more lucrative for them to have the kind of "nickel-and-dime" menu and upsell mindset that makes for a bad client experience.

As always, YMMV and it's certainly possible to find an exception. But the odds are not in the client's favor, IMHO, which is why I'm steering clear of all visiting FBSM providers. For that to change I'd need to see something to indicate a change in the underlying incentives and conditions that produce the negative visitor mindset. If, for example, a visiting provider was thinking about making a permanent move to the DMV, or making it a regular "tour stop" for herself, that might make a difference. But I'm not seeing that and so I'm staying away.

I'm not going to write a review of her because it is a waste of my time. She originally asked for a benji just to remove her top. I lost my thought process for a sec when she asked for a benji.

These girls are playing with fire because they're going to run into that one asshole with a low tolerance for bullshitting.

https://nova.bedpage.com/Therapeutic...a/9405543.html

[Idk85]

There is a review on her, but it may be a different Kathy. Regardless, it's 100% fake. It was written by the provider herself.

Check your inbox.

Why would Kathy type a less than stellar review of herself? LOL

[Tapas]

How would this monger even know that's the same Kathy from 6 weeks ago?? Add looks down. I'll check her out tonight and do a full report tomorrow. I know I'll get FS with her! (If she's real).

If you're able to close the deal you'll need to bring 3. 0 That crew in Fairlakes all want more than they're worth.

[ZzzBoy14]

If you do a name search in the forum before asking, you can often find what you're looking for.

There is a review on her, but it may be a different Kathy. Regardless, it's 100% fake. It was written by the provider herself.