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11-02-19 21:18 #718Banned Member

Posts: 3075Linda99
I'm catching up on some of my reviews. Linda99 is back in San Diego and I highly recommend. I know there's been discussions about her performance declining since she started, but my first experience with her last week was amazing. She looks exactly like her pictures on HX. Cute, sexy, petite, awesome body. IMO. The sex was amazing and was nonstop after my shower.
It was her last day in town last week and she was checking out of her hotel that morning so I was only able to schedule a 30 minutes session with her. Latinas are my weakness and her look, attitude and performance are what I look for in the hobby. She was cute, has a beautiful smile, petite and with a sexy body.
When I stepped in the door she greeted me in a sexy lingerie and gave me a hug and light kiss. I reciprocated and the kiss became DFK and more passionate. She then asked if I would shower. I am always good with that because I like clean hygiene. As soon as I was done she walked to the bathroom to grabbed hold of my hands and escorted me to the bed. We immediately started kissing again and junior was very happy. She then went down on her knees and gave an amazing BBBJ. I then asked her to lay on the bed so I can DATY. She was responsive, vocal, squeezing my head and pulling me into her pussy as I'm tasting her sweet juice. I then ask for 69 to have her give that amazing BJ again. After about 5 minutes I asked for the cover and she started with CG. She was so tight it felt amazing. I then asked to switch to Mish so I can kiss her. She's a great kisser. When I was getting ready to pop I asked to switch to doggy. I did not last long as I watch and squeezed her butt cheeks while thrusting in and out of her. What an awesome sight. I didn't last long much after that and bursted into the bag. I asked to take another quick shower and she was good with it.
I connected very well with Linda. Although her English was limited she spoke well enough to communicate for love making. Her demeanor appears shy upon meeting, but she gets comfortable quickly after we started kissing.
My experience with Linda was thumps up all the way. She loves DATY, pushing my head into her as I'm going down on her. She tasted great. Good BBBJ, 69, cg, mish, doggy. She loves doggy and the mirror to watch. Very tight kitty, and it felt great. She's tiny, probably just under 5 feet. Nice body, nice small Bs.
I highly recommend and will be scheduling with her again this week.
Happy hunting and be safe!
https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/Liinda99
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11-02-19 19:49 #717Senior Member

Posts: 186Great report
Sounds like a blast, too bad she is leaving this Tuesday. I'll have to try and make it there tomorrow or else I'll miss her.
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11-02-19 19:43 #716Senior Member

Posts: 863Lily rocking body
This is the info she sent me on Hx. As her pics show that body is out of this world but the lack of face pics kinda give me pause.
"It's Lily Ivy, SoCals fittest, hottest & (most importantly) TRUEST GFE!
First and foremost, just a courtesy note that I am only available until Nov 4, I am having even bigger boobies done! About to be a DDD! So I won't be available at all the rest of Nov and even part of December! Hopefully we can get together this week bc we are just a handful of days from Nov 4!!
Below is ALL information about me, where to find my OUTSTANDING reviews, the considerations / donations, but you can find everything at my personal website:
www.LilyDDD.com
I am half French, half Japanese, so definitely exotic! I stand at 5'1 and I weigh 108 lbs, 32 D boobies (I'm going to a DDD in just a couple weeks, early November!
Yep. I'm a spinner.
I'm 22 years old & SUPER BUBBLY! .
ALL MY PICS ARE CLEARLY 100% REAL!
I make the extra effort to include a sign with my email and the date so you can KNOW FOR SURE what you'll experience, so please do not ask for more pics.
Below is my menu. I do not negotiate or offer discounts of any kind.
I am FULL and TRUE GFE and I never upsell. Yes, GFE includes 💋DFK, BBBJ, DATY, Role playing, ETC.
Qq (15 min) - 220.
Half hour - 300.
Hour - 400.
90 min - 600.
Greek - 600 (one hour and very exclusive).
PSE is offered for clientele who I have met and deem appropriate based off connection and hygiene. ".
-Steak.
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11-02-19 19:07 #715Senior Member

Posts: 545Luke 15:7
You should be happy!
Originally Posted by Gbrand
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Luke 15:7.
There is at least one possible reason for the YMMV. Her chatting before / during meeting is not meaningless. It matters. She confirmed this to me directly.
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11-02-19 12:56 #714Senior Member

Posts: 332Kora at FEC
Saw Kora at FEC last night, and all I can say is WOW. She is a little firecracker. Cute, short, petite, all natural, full of energy and full on GFE / PSE. If Gabby at SDAG compares to Petra, Kora compares to Ash / Yoji at SDAG (and that should say it all).
Looks (9. 0): Face = 8. 25, Body 9. 5. Pictures are her (no photoshopping. WYSIWYG). She is early to mid-twenties, and just as CUTE as can be. Maybe 5' tall, perfect perky / firm / natural C cup, slender / petite body. Honestly, Kora is EXACTLY what I look for in an Asian provider.
Attitude (9. 75): Like I said, she is a firecracker, a totally sweet girl, friendly, and just oozes personality and energy.
Sex (10): That's right, she get's a perfect 10 (same category as Ash / Yoji at SDAG).
The door magically opened, and my definition of the PERFECT K-Girl was standing behind the door. Short, cute, perky (natural) breasts. She wrapped her arms around me, kissed me lightly at first, then shoved her tongue down my throat, felt my penis that was already throbbing at this point, then jumped up and wrapped her legs around me. We rushed back to her bedroom, and continued where we left off at the entryway. Intensely making out, our tongues locked down each others throats, as we both rushed to remove our clothes. Skipped the shower and blue toast, and she went down for a standing BBBJ-BLS (awesome technique). She hopped on the side of the bed and pulled me in for some camel slides (still intensely making out). I went down for DATY, her pussy juices already flowing, and it only took a couple of minutes before she came (bed soaked). I wiped my mouth, and she pulled me in for some more camel slides, her body arched as she grinded away. I positioned her further back from the edge of the bed (so I could lie on top of her), and she pulled me in for more camel slides, her back arched as she grinded her drenched pussy. I slipped it inside her soaking wet pussy and started pounding her. She is a K-Girl screamer, and I pounded her until I could feel her warm juices flowing out her pussy as she came again (screaming as came). She wanted more, though, and started arching her back again, thrusting me deeper inside her as she pounded reciprocating to the rhythm. I could tell she was getting ready to come again (which fortunately was quickly), which brought me over the top and I exploded all over her stomach and those firm breasts. We lay side by side for several minutes, caressing each other and lightly making out. Quickly showered, and I was on my way (wishing I had booked an hour).
English: Very basic. Our non-verbal communication was all that was needed.
Repeat: Tonight.
She told me that Tuesday (10/5) is her last day, so you better hurry.
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11-01-19 19:12 #713Senior Member

Posts: 559BustyHolly
Unfortunately I never got to meet the gorgeous BustyHolly, due to her expensive rates. Now some guy on the East Coast is going to want to marry her and have no clue how much random penis she was sucking on the West Coast.
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11-01-19 13:03 #712Senior Member

Posts: 177Lily
I saw Lily a couple of days ago and I have mixed feelings about her after the experience.
I share Gbrand's frustrations in that she is difficult to communicate because everything is through email, and she often takes many hours to respond. Also, when I arrived at her place, I even waited for a half an hour for her to reply back, and finally received a message when I told her I was about to leave. She said she supposedly sent like 10 messages, but they wouldn't go through. Needless, to say, this could have been avoided if she would just give out her damn number.
Also, when I arrived she wasn't wearing the outfit I requested and said she would do because she supposedly didn't have time to do laundry, and didn't do any of the things I requested. Don't know if I buy it, but she was very apologetic. That, along with the communication problems started things off on the wrong foot.
As for her looks, I would say she is more cute, than pretty or beautiful. I think maybe because she looks so young. I think she looks more like a kid / amateur than a professional adult you might be expecting. You can see her hair is a bit frizzy, and tats in her pics, so there is no deception there. Ads say she is half Asian, and she does look half-Japanese. She does have a really nice body, definitely thin and petite with big fake knockers. She said she is going even bigger to DDD, which I think will look kind of ridiculous on her. I even asked if she was sure about that, and she said she definitely was. Whatever, not my decision.
As for her actual service, she was very GFE and true to her menu. Good skills including DFK, DATY, BBBJ with some DT, and she even does COF, which is rare to find. She is also really friendly and cool, for what it's worth.
Now, would I repeat? Probably not. You can find prettier asian girls at the other agencies around SD with similar service for a fraction of the price, and without the communication frustrations. But at the same time, I wouldn't discourage someone from seeing her at least once to see if she is your cup of tea. And if she would actually fulfill her role playing promises and you have a particular fantasy you want to act out, she could be worth the extra coin, but don't count on her coming through on it. Also, if you really want to do COF or petite young looking Asian girls with big knockers just make you melt, then I would say go for it as well. She is definitely a YMMV.
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11-01-19 00:37 #711Regular Member

Posts: 9Lily
She has gotten implants in the last year and started using different photos immediately after. She did look much more petite before.
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10-31-19 21:50 #710Senior Member

Posts: 332I saw her a year ago when she posted on Eros. Her Eros ad description and pictures are totally different than her HX pictures and description. Normally I save pictures and ad descriptions of providers I've seen (for reference). Wish I had done that with her so I had proof to share with you guys.
Originally Posted by Pete8911
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Issues:
- Eros ad pictures and description were of a thin Asian girl. Ad specified no tatoos. Nothing matched the girl I saw.
- Hard to connect with. All communication by email, and got runaround to her hotel room.
- Asked if I had a special outfit request. I requested she dress as an Asian schoolgirl (she said she was excited to do so). She was dressed in sweatpants and an old T-shirt for our date.
- Booked an hour. 40 minutes of talking, less than 15 minutes sex, and was out the door in under an hour. She literally asked me to leave after 55 minutes (had to pick up her cousin). Not worth $400 for me (I can talk to people for free).
To me, that is the definition of a bad experience, and why I won't repeat.
It seems like she is now more honest with her HX pictures and description. The only reason I saw her then was because of positive feedback, her pictures / description, and willingness to dress up / role play.
Others have had the same experience as me, so I know I'm not alone.
I know that others rave about her.
Everyone has different tastes, preferences and chemistry.
Seems like she is totally a YMMV provider.
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10-31-19 19:13 #709Senior Member

Posts: 116I'm going to +1 this. I think that Lily Ivy is great! She has adopted Holly's habit of never knowing where she'll be and when she'll be there. Unlike Holly, she usually is in Carlsbad. I've seen her twice and although I am a little aggravated that there hasn't been a third, but all will be forgotten when I do. Like this guy says, she's not full Asian, but she is seriously cute and love what she does. I loved Holly and I put Lily in her neighborhood.
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10-31-19 18:55 #708Senior Member

Posts: 545A Different Perspective on Lily.Ivy
I met Lilly within the week. These comments are very unfair to her.
Originally Posted by Gbrand
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The only way I can explain what you say about her appearance is that you simply assumed she was Asian, without actually reading what she says, or looking at her photos.
- The HX PM she sent me clearly states she is Eurasian. French and Japanese.
- She looks Eurasian. Pretty.
- The photos are of her and are accurate.
- You can see from the photos that she has tattoos (though not their extent).
- You can see from the photos that her hair is not straight.
- She says she is athletic. She clearly is. She works out.
- She gave her height and weight in the PM. Both seem accurate to me.
- She is attractive, personable, and delivered for me.
- She does like to talk. Her talking was not a problem, as (at least for me) she was grinding her pussy on my face for much of the time, while I was playing with her boobs.
- Good BBBJ.
- Energetic cowgirl.
- Nice anal play.
- Enthusiastically put me into her very, very tight ass.
- Final point is that she has a very nice, clean apartment. Big contrast to some slums I have endured on visits to other providers. Conveniently located in Carlsbad.
In summary, I think any "deception" was self-deception.
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10-31-19 16:10 #707Senior Member

Posts: 43I would echo this in its entirety. Her her natural tits are ridiculous. Best I've ever seen. She's completely attentive, pretty face, and man what a body.
I don't have time to do a further review, but mine would echo this one. I also got a kick out of the French shower curtain. Then after seeing her, I read the review that made mention of it. Pretty funny.
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10-31-19 02:26 #706Senior Member

Posts: 332Gabby at SDAG
All I can say is RUN don't walk to see Gabby. This chick is HOT! She is in a league of her own (on the same plane as Petra. Maybe better).
Looks (9. 7): Face 9. 3, body 9. 9. Beautiful face, incredible NATURAL perfectly shaped D's, perfect ass, even a nice little patch of soft Asian pussy hair (love that).
Attitude (9. 75): She is the perfect GFE companion. From the moment you enter the door until you leave, she is completely focused on you. Soft, sweet, sensual. She just oozes sensuality.
Sex (9. 95): Is there such a thing as a perfect 10? I think (for me) Gabby is as close as it gets.
The door opens to a red glow, and this incredibly beautiful, sexy K-Girl emerges from behind the door, looks me straight in the eyes, hugs and then softly / passionately / intensely starts kissing as we totally make out in the entryway. Junior is immediately at attention and she thrusts her hand down my pants while we're still making out (my shoes aren't even off yet! We make our way back to the bedroom and disrobe which reveals her incredible body. OMFG this girl is HOT. Start making out again, and she thrusts junior between her legs as we start standing camel slides (pussy started off dry, but quickly became wet). She then slowly went down to give a standing BBBJ, with great technique and eye contact. I wanted to play with those SPECTACULAR breasts, though, so she had me sit on the edge of the bed. More BBBJ as I played with her titties, then she reached for the lube, let it run between her breasts and went Russian. She then had me lay down on the bed, and we made out as we did more P2 P. She made her way down, and started an incredible BBBJ session. She would bring me to the edge, then back off, and kept this up until I had to stop her (I wanted to fuck her, and didn't know if we had enough time for 2 rounds at this point) so I went in for DATY. From there we started making out in MISH, camel sliding (teasing BBFS entry, but BBFS was a no go), so on with the condom. Started slowly in MISH as we softly, yet intensely, made out. Then picked up intensity as she started to grind, and I could feel her getting wetter. I wanted he on top so I could play with her breasts. She was grinding nice and deep and totally getting herself off. Then I grabbed her ass, and started pounding her (watching those breasts bounce around) until I exploded in the bag. She collapsed on me, kissed some more, then rolled over on her side as we started making out again. She reached down, and started stroking junior and he was immediately back at attention. She asked if I could go again, to which I replied "Of Course". But we were out of time, so she said "Next Time", so we lay there and cuddled for a bit until it was time to clean up and be on my way an incredibly happy man.
English (9. 5): Fluent.
Repeat: Ummmm. Tomorrow.
YOU DO NOT WANT TO MISS GABBY. She is a must see.
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10-30-19 17:05 #705Senior Member

Posts: 346Busty holly
I agree, saw her 3 or 4 years ago. Great huge fake tits but very soft, great bls, dt. Face fucked her with her head hanging over the bed and nutted in her mouth. Took it with a smile.
Originally Posted by TrustyHairlip
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10-30-19 14:50 #704Senior Member

Posts: 332I've seen Sara. She is worth seeing, particularly if you are a natural breast lover (like me) - nicely shaped, soft natural B's. Very pretty, great kisser, excellent BBBJ-BLS, tight pussy. She is repeat material for me (would do an hour next time). We did have really good chemistry (which always helps).
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Personally, I think you can't go wrong with the half hour rate at FEC.








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